This pedal isfor peoplewho can'tplay guitarWeird technicalelectronics rantto flexknowledge noone cares aboutALL YOUNEED IS AGUITARAND AMP!THESCREENIS TOOSMALL!2000 word essayexplaining how newpedal does notmeet that poster'svery specific andweird musicalneedscomplains aboutpedal not containingsome obscurecomponent thatmakes no audibledifferenceANOTHERDELAYPEDAL!???RandomMisogynistCommentRandomMisogynistCommentRandom rantabout howkids thesedays can'tplay guitarRandomMisogynistCommentTOOMANYKNOBS!RandomMisogynistCommentANOTHERREVERBPEDAL!!??RandomMisogynistCommentHow is thisdifferentfrom my $20amazonclone?No taptempo!?PassRandomcomplaint aboutnew pedalbeing popularon InstagramI am notbuyinganything froma paidYouTubeShillWhy is this soexpensive? Ican make thismyself for Xdollars!"HENDRIX ONLYHAD AN AMP, AFUZZ AND AGUITAR! YOU DONOT NEEDANYTHINGMORE!"IncoherentRant aboutInfluencersPFF, It'snot evenin StereoRant abouthow Reverbis ruiningpedal pricesThis pedal isfor peoplewho can'tplay guitarWeird technicalelectronics rantto flexknowledge noone cares aboutALL YOUNEED IS AGUITARAND AMP!THESCREENIS TOOSMALL!2000 word essayexplaining how newpedal does notmeet that poster'svery specific andweird musicalneedscomplains aboutpedal not containingsome obscurecomponent thatmakes no audibledifferenceANOTHERDELAYPEDAL!???RandomMisogynistCommentRandomMisogynistCommentRandom rantabout howkids thesedays can'tplay guitarRandomMisogynistCommentTOOMANYKNOBS!RandomMisogynistCommentANOTHERREVERBPEDAL!!??RandomMisogynistCommentHow is thisdifferentfrom my $20amazonclone?No taptempo!?PassRandomcomplaint aboutnew pedalbeing popularon InstagramI am notbuyinganything froma paidYouTubeShillWhy is this soexpensive? Ican make thismyself for Xdollars!"HENDRIX ONLYHAD AN AMP, AFUZZ AND AGUITAR! YOU DONOT NEEDANYTHINGMORE!"IncoherentRant aboutInfluencersPFF, It'snot evenin StereoRant abouthow Reverbis ruiningpedal prices

THE GEARPAGE NEW PEDAL COMPLAINTS BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This pedal is for people who can't play guitar
  2. Weird technical electronics rant to flex knowledge no one cares about
  3. ALL YOU NEED IS A GUITAR AND AMP!
  4. THE SCREEN IS TOO SMALL!
  5. 2000 word essay explaining how new pedal does not meet that poster's very specific and weird musical needs
  6. complains about pedal not containing some obscure component that makes no audible difference
  7. ANOTHER DELAY PEDAL!???
  8. Random Misogynist Comment
  9. Random Misogynist Comment
  10. Random rant about how kids these days can't play guitar
  11. Random Misogynist Comment
  12. TOO MANY KNOBS!
  13. Random Misogynist Comment
  14. ANOTHER REVERB PEDAL!!??
  15. Random Misogynist Comment
  16. How is this different from my $20 amazon clone?
  17. No tap tempo!? Pass
  18. Random complaint about new pedal being popular on Instagram
  19. I am not buying anything from a paid YouTube Shill
  20. Why is this so expensive? I can make this myself for X dollars!
  21. "HENDRIX ONLY HAD AN AMP, A FUZZ AND A GUITAR! YOU DO NOT NEED ANYTHING MORE!"
  22. Incoherent Rant about Influencers
  23. PFF, It's not even in Stereo
  24. Rant about how Reverb is ruining pedal prices