complains aboutpedal not containingsome obscurecomponent thatmakes no audibledifferenceHow is thisdifferentfrom my $20amazonclone?ANOTHERDELAYPEDAL!???PFF, It'snot evenin StereoTOOMANYKNOBS!I am notbuyinganything froma paidYouTubeShillIncoherentRant aboutInfluencersANOTHERREVERBPEDAL!!??Rant abouthow Reverbis ruiningpedal pricesRandomcomplaint aboutnew pedalbeing popularon Instagram2000 word essayexplaining how newpedal does notmeet that poster'svery specific andweird musicalneeds"HENDRIX ONLYHAD AN AMP, AFUZZ AND AGUITAR! YOU DONOT NEEDANYTHINGMORE!"RandomMisogynistCommentALL YOUNEED IS AGUITARAND AMP!RandomMisogynistCommentNo taptempo!?PassThis pedal isfor peoplewho can'tplay guitarWhy is this soexpensive? Ican make thismyself for Xdollars!RandomMisogynistCommentRandomMisogynistCommentWeird technicalelectronics rantto flexknowledge noone cares aboutRandom rantabout howkids thesedays can'tplay guitarRandomMisogynistCommentTHESCREENIS TOOSMALL!complains aboutpedal not containingsome obscurecomponent thatmakes no audibledifferenceHow is thisdifferentfrom my $20amazonclone?ANOTHERDELAYPEDAL!???PFF, It'snot evenin StereoTOOMANYKNOBS!I am notbuyinganything froma paidYouTubeShillIncoherentRant aboutInfluencersANOTHERREVERBPEDAL!!??Rant abouthow Reverbis ruiningpedal pricesRandomcomplaint aboutnew pedalbeing popularon Instagram2000 word essayexplaining how newpedal does notmeet that poster'svery specific andweird musicalneeds"HENDRIX ONLYHAD AN AMP, AFUZZ AND AGUITAR! YOU DONOT NEEDANYTHINGMORE!"RandomMisogynistCommentALL YOUNEED IS AGUITARAND AMP!RandomMisogynistCommentNo taptempo!?PassThis pedal isfor peoplewho can'tplay guitarWhy is this soexpensive? Ican make thismyself for Xdollars!RandomMisogynistCommentRandomMisogynistCommentWeird technicalelectronics rantto flexknowledge noone cares aboutRandom rantabout howkids thesedays can'tplay guitarRandomMisogynistCommentTHESCREENIS TOOSMALL!

THE GEARPAGE NEW PEDAL COMPLAINTS BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. complains about pedal not containing some obscure component that makes no audible difference
  2. How is this different from my $20 amazon clone?
  3. ANOTHER DELAY PEDAL!???
  4. PFF, It's not even in Stereo
  5. TOO MANY KNOBS!
  6. I am not buying anything from a paid YouTube Shill
  7. Incoherent Rant about Influencers
  8. ANOTHER REVERB PEDAL!!??
  9. Rant about how Reverb is ruining pedal prices
  10. Random complaint about new pedal being popular on Instagram
  11. 2000 word essay explaining how new pedal does not meet that poster's very specific and weird musical needs
  12. "HENDRIX ONLY HAD AN AMP, A FUZZ AND A GUITAR! YOU DO NOT NEED ANYTHING MORE!"
  13. Random Misogynist Comment
  14. ALL YOU NEED IS A GUITAR AND AMP!
  15. Random Misogynist Comment
  16. No tap tempo!? Pass
  17. This pedal is for people who can't play guitar
  18. Why is this so expensive? I can make this myself for X dollars!
  19. Random Misogynist Comment
  20. Random Misogynist Comment
  21. Weird technical electronics rant to flex knowledge no one cares about
  22. Random rant about how kids these days can't play guitar
  23. Random Misogynist Comment
  24. THE SCREEN IS TOO SMALL!