Pretendingthe time loopmakessenseDefending/Simpingfor the Devs"No onewouldbelieveVenat""ButthePlenty!"TheAncientsdon'tmatter"But thewriterssaid!""The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"Was made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)Sundering isgood, butrejoiningsare badMisspells orwrongpronunciation"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"Defending/Simpingfor Venat/Meteion"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term""Sufferingisgood!"Explainawaythings withDynamisEmet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailedQuotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradicts'SubvertingExpectations'"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""Thisis bait"You'rein theminority"Whoevencares?""This isn'tthe gamefor you"Deathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnationPretendingthe time loopmakessenseDefending/Simpingfor the Devs"No onewouldbelieveVenat""ButthePlenty!"TheAncientsdon'tmatter"But thewriterssaid!""The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"Was made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)Sundering isgood, butrejoiningsare badMisspells orwrongpronunciation"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"Defending/Simpingfor Venat/Meteion"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term""Sufferingisgood!"Explainawaythings withDynamisEmet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailedQuotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradicts'SubvertingExpectations'"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""Thisis bait"You'rein theminority"Whoevencares?""This isn'tthe gamefor you"Deathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnation

Bad Take Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pretending the time loop makes sense
  2. Defending/Simping for the Devs
  3. "No one would believe Venat"
  4. "But the Plenty!"
  5. The Ancients don't matter
  6. "But the writers said!"
  7. "The lives of the Ancients weren't better"
  8. Was made by known stupid person (Cleritic, Oatmeal, etc)
  9. Sundering is good, but rejoinings are bad
  10. Misspells or wrong pronunciation
  11. "You obviously skipped cutscenes/you don't understand the story!"
  12. Defending/Simping for Venat/Meteion
  13. "You're a racist/sexist/other bigot term"
  14. "Suffering is good!"
  15. Explain away things with Dynamis
  16. Emet claims the Ancients would have failed
  17. Quotes external source that the game contradicts
  18. 'Subverting Expectations'
  19. "The sundered could handle Dynamis"
  20. "This is bait"
  21. You're in the minority
  22. "Who even cares?"
  23. "This isn't the game for you"
  24. Death doesn't matter because of reincarnation