"No onewouldbelieveVenat!"Was made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)"Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?"Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrongEmet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailed"Sufferingisgood!"Insertsheadcanoninto reallore"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!""So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???"Treatingtheiropinion asa factSundering isgood, butrejoiningsare bad"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what"BESTSTORYEVER"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""It mademe cry""Whoevencares?"Deathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnation"This isn'tthe gamefor you"“So you’reprogenocide??”Misspells orwrongpronounciation"People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!"TheAncientsdon'tmatter"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame."Defending/Simpingfor the DevsExplainawaythings withDynamis"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"PersonalInsults"Gotouchgrass"'SubvertingExpectations'“That’s quitecondescendingof you”Accusingyou of beingan AscianSimpYou'rein theminorityDefending/Simpingfor Venat/Meteion"Thisis bait""It's betternot tothinkabout it""ButthePlenty!"Quotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradictsRampantandbaselessspeculation"So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?"Pretendingthe time loopmakessense"But thewriterssaid!""No onewouldbelieveVenat!"Was made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)"Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?"Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrongEmet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailed"Sufferingisgood!"Insertsheadcanoninto reallore"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!""So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???"Treatingtheiropinion asa factSundering isgood, butrejoiningsare bad"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what"BESTSTORYEVER"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""It mademe cry""Whoevencares?"Deathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnation"This isn'tthe gamefor you"“So you’reprogenocide??”Misspells orwrongpronounciation"People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!"TheAncientsdon'tmatter"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame."Defending/Simpingfor the DevsExplainawaythings withDynamis"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"PersonalInsults"Gotouchgrass"'SubvertingExpectations'“That’s quitecondescendingof you”Accusingyou of beingan AscianSimpYou'rein theminorityDefending/Simpingfor Venat/Meteion"Thisis bait""It's betternot tothinkabout it""ButthePlenty!"Quotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradictsRampantandbaselessspeculation"So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?"Pretendingthe time loopmakessense"But thewriterssaid!"

Bad Take Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "No one would believe Venat!"
  2. Was made by known stupid person (Cleritic, Oatmeal, etc)
  3. "Maybe hermes was the first step for mankind?"
  4. Leaves conversation after clearly being proven wrong
  5. Emet claims the Ancients would have failed
  6. "Suffering is good!"
  7. Inserts headcanon into real lore
  8. "You obviously skipped cutscenes/you don't understand the story!"
  9. "So you want the WoL to wipe out our timeline???"
  10. Treating their opinion as a fact
  11. Sundering is good, but rejoinings are bad
  12. "The Ancients were doomed no matter what"
  13. BEST STORY EVER
  14. "The sundered could handle Dynamis"
  15. "It made me cry"
  16. "Who even cares?"
  17. Death doesn't matter because of reincarnation
  18. "This isn't the game for you"
  19. “So you’re pro genocide??”
  20. Misspells or wrong pronounciation
  21. "People love Emet-Selch/Elidibus, why do they hate Venat?!"
  22. The Ancients don't matter
  23. "You're a racist/sexist/other bigot term"
  24. "Wow that’s really meticulous of you, you all are really paying close attention to this game."
  25. Defending/Simping for the Devs
  26. Explain away things with Dynamis
  27. "The lives of the Ancients weren't better"
  28. Personal Insults
  29. "Go touch grass"
  30. 'Subverting Expectations'
  31. “That’s quite condescending of you”
  32. Accusing you of being an Ascian Simp
  33. You're in the minority
  34. Defending/Simping for Venat/Meteion
  35. "This is bait"
  36. "It's better not to think about it"
  37. "But the Plenty!"
  38. Quotes external source that the game contradicts
  39. Rampant and baseless speculation
  40. "So you're against critical thinking?"
  41. Pretending the time loop makes sense
  42. "But the writers said!"