"No onewouldbelieveVenat!""You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrong"ButthePlenty!"Treatingtheiropinion asa factDefending/Simpingfor Venat/MeteionAccusingyou of beingan AscianSimpPersonalInsultsDeathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnationYou'rein theminorityPretendingthe time loopmakessense"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter""Thisis bait"'SubvertingExpectations'“That’s quitecondescendingof you”"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?""Sufferingisgood!"“So you’reprogenocide??”"It mademe cry""It's betternot tothinkabout it""So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?"BESTSTORYEVERTheAncientsdon'tmatterEmet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailed"So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame.""Whoevencares?"Defending/Simpingfor the Devs"Gotouchgrass""People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!"Was made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)Misspells orwrongpronounciation"But thewriterssaid!"Explainawaythings withDynamis"This isn'tthe gamefor you"Quotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradicts"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what"Sundering isgood, butrejoiningsare badRampantandbaselessspeculation"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term"Insertsheadcanoninto reallore"No onewouldbelieveVenat!""You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrong"ButthePlenty!"Treatingtheiropinion asa factDefending/Simpingfor Venat/MeteionAccusingyou of beingan AscianSimpPersonalInsultsDeathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnationYou'rein theminorityPretendingthe time loopmakessense"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter""Thisis bait"'SubvertingExpectations'“That’s quitecondescendingof you”"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?""Sufferingisgood!"“So you’reprogenocide??”"It mademe cry""It's betternot tothinkabout it""So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?"BESTSTORYEVERTheAncientsdon'tmatterEmet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailed"So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame.""Whoevencares?"Defending/Simpingfor the Devs"Gotouchgrass""People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!"Was made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)Misspells orwrongpronounciation"But thewriterssaid!"Explainawaythings withDynamis"This isn'tthe gamefor you"Quotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradicts"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what"Sundering isgood, butrejoiningsare badRampantandbaselessspeculation"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term"Insertsheadcanoninto reallore

Bad Take Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "No one would believe Venat!"
  2. "You obviously skipped cutscenes/you don't understand the story!"
  3. Leaves conversation after clearly being proven wrong
  4. "But the Plenty!"
  5. Treating their opinion as a fact
  6. Defending/Simping for Venat/Meteion
  7. Accusing you of being an Ascian Simp
  8. Personal Insults
  9. Death doesn't matter because of reincarnation
  10. You're in the minority
  11. Pretending the time loop makes sense
  12. "The lives of the Ancients weren't better"
  13. "This is bait"
  14. 'Subverting Expectations'
  15. “That’s quite condescending of you”
  16. "The sundered could handle Dynamis"
  17. "Maybe hermes was the first step for mankind?"
  18. "Suffering is good!"
  19. “So you’re pro genocide??”
  20. "It made me cry"
  21. "It's better not to think about it"
  22. "So you're against critical thinking?"
  23. BEST STORY EVER
  24. The Ancients don't matter
  25. Emet claims the Ancients would have failed
  26. "So you want the WoL to wipe out our timeline???"
  27. "Wow that’s really meticulous of you, you all are really paying close attention to this game."
  28. "Who even cares?"
  29. Defending/Simping for the Devs
  30. "Go touch grass"
  31. "People love Emet-Selch/Elidibus, why do they hate Venat?!"
  32. Was made by known stupid person (Cleritic, Oatmeal, etc)
  33. Misspells or wrong pronounciation
  34. "But the writers said!"
  35. Explain away things with Dynamis
  36. "This isn't the game for you"
  37. Quotes external source that the game contradicts
  38. "The Ancients were doomed no matter what"
  39. Sundering is good, but rejoinings are bad
  40. Rampant and baseless speculation
  41. "You're a racist/sexist/other bigot term"
  42. Inserts headcanon into real lore