"Gotouchgrass"Emet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailed"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!"Sundering isgood, butrejoiningsare bad"This isn'tthe gamefor you""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame."Rampantandbaselessspeculation"So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?""No onewouldbelieveVenat!""Whoevencares?""Sufferingisgood!""The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"Defending/Simpingfor the DevsDefending/Simpingfor Venat/Meteion"So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???""Thisis bait"Insertsheadcanoninto reallore"But thewriterssaid!"Pretendingthe time loopmakessense"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term"“That’s quitecondescendingof you”"It's betternot tothinkabout it"Explainawaythings withDynamisWas made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrong“So you’reprogenocide??”Misspells orwrongpronounciationYou'rein theminority"It mademe cry""TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what""Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?"Treatingtheiropinion asa factBESTSTORYEVER'SubvertingExpectations'"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"TheAncientsdon'tmatterPersonalInsultsDeathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnation"ButthePlenty!"Accusingyou of beingan AscianSimpQuotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradicts"Gotouchgrass"Emet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailed"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!"Sundering isgood, butrejoiningsare bad"This isn'tthe gamefor you""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame."Rampantandbaselessspeculation"So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?""No onewouldbelieveVenat!""Whoevencares?""Sufferingisgood!""The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"Defending/Simpingfor the DevsDefending/Simpingfor Venat/Meteion"So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???""Thisis bait"Insertsheadcanoninto reallore"But thewriterssaid!"Pretendingthe time loopmakessense"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term"“That’s quitecondescendingof you”"It's betternot tothinkabout it"Explainawaythings withDynamisWas made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrong“So you’reprogenocide??”Misspells orwrongpronounciationYou'rein theminority"It mademe cry""TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what""Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?"Treatingtheiropinion asa factBESTSTORYEVER'SubvertingExpectations'"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"TheAncientsdon'tmatterPersonalInsultsDeathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnation"ButthePlenty!"Accusingyou of beingan AscianSimpQuotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradicts

Bad Take Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Go touch grass"
  2. Emet claims the Ancients would have failed
  3. "The sundered could handle Dynamis"
  4. "People love Emet-Selch/Elidibus, why do they hate Venat?!"
  5. Sundering is good, but rejoinings are bad
  6. "This isn't the game for you"
  7. "Wow that’s really meticulous of you, you all are really paying close attention to this game."
  8. Rampant and baseless speculation
  9. "So you're against critical thinking?"
  10. "No one would believe Venat!"
  11. "Who even cares?"
  12. "Suffering is good!"
  13. "The lives of the Ancients weren't better"
  14. Defending/Simping for the Devs
  15. Defending/Simping for Venat/Meteion
  16. "So you want the WoL to wipe out our timeline???"
  17. "This is bait"
  18. Inserts headcanon into real lore
  19. "But the writers said!"
  20. Pretending the time loop makes sense
  21. "You're a racist/sexist/other bigot term"
  22. “That’s quite condescending of you”
  23. "It's better not to think about it"
  24. Explain away things with Dynamis
  25. Was made by known stupid person (Cleritic, Oatmeal, etc)
  26. Leaves conversation after clearly being proven wrong
  27. “So you’re pro genocide??”
  28. Misspells or wrong pronounciation
  29. You're in the minority
  30. "It made me cry"
  31. "The Ancients were doomed no matter what"
  32. "Maybe hermes was the first step for mankind?"
  33. Treating their opinion as a fact
  34. BEST STORY EVER
  35. 'Subverting Expectations'
  36. "You obviously skipped cutscenes/you don't understand the story!"
  37. The Ancients don't matter
  38. Personal Insults
  39. Death doesn't matter because of reincarnation
  40. "But the Plenty!"
  41. Accusing you of being an Ascian Simp
  42. Quotes external source that the game contradicts