TheAncientsdon'tmatter"People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!""But thewriterssaid!"RampantandbaselessspeculationQuotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradictsDefending/Simpingfor the DevsPretendingthe time loopmakessense"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!""Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?"“That’s quitecondescendingof you”“So you’reprogenocide??”Insertsheadcanoninto reallore"It's betternot tothinkabout it""ButthePlenty!""Thisis bait"Emet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailedSundering isgood, butrejoiningsare bad"It mademe cry""Sufferingisgood!""You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term"Was made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)"No onewouldbelieveVenat!""So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???"Accusingyou of beingan AscianSimp"So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame."Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrong"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""Whoevencares?""This isn'tthe gamefor you"You'rein theminorityDefending/Simpingfor Venat/MeteionExplainawaythings withDynamisBESTSTORYEVER"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what"Deathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnationPersonalInsults"Gotouchgrass"'SubvertingExpectations'Misspells orwrongpronounciation"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"Treatingtheiropinion asa factTheAncientsdon'tmatter"People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!""But thewriterssaid!"RampantandbaselessspeculationQuotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradictsDefending/Simpingfor the DevsPretendingthe time loopmakessense"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!""Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?"“That’s quitecondescendingof you”“So you’reprogenocide??”Insertsheadcanoninto reallore"It's betternot tothinkabout it""ButthePlenty!""Thisis bait"Emet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailedSundering isgood, butrejoiningsare bad"It mademe cry""Sufferingisgood!""You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term"Was made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)"No onewouldbelieveVenat!""So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???"Accusingyou of beingan AscianSimp"So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame."Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrong"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""Whoevencares?""This isn'tthe gamefor you"You'rein theminorityDefending/Simpingfor Venat/MeteionExplainawaythings withDynamisBESTSTORYEVER"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what"Deathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnationPersonalInsults"Gotouchgrass"'SubvertingExpectations'Misspells orwrongpronounciation"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"Treatingtheiropinion asa fact

Bad Take Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Ancients don't matter
  2. "People love Emet-Selch/Elidibus, why do they hate Venat?!"
  3. "But the writers said!"
  4. Rampant and baseless speculation
  5. Quotes external source that the game contradicts
  6. Defending/Simping for the Devs
  7. Pretending the time loop makes sense
  8. "You obviously skipped cutscenes/you don't understand the story!"
  9. "Maybe hermes was the first step for mankind?"
  10. “That’s quite condescending of you”
  11. “So you’re pro genocide??”
  12. Inserts headcanon into real lore
  13. "It's better not to think about it"
  14. "But the Plenty!"
  15. "This is bait"
  16. Emet claims the Ancients would have failed
  17. Sundering is good, but rejoinings are bad
  18. "It made me cry"
  19. "Suffering is good!"
  20. "You're a racist/sexist/other bigot term"
  21. Was made by known stupid person (Cleritic, Oatmeal, etc)
  22. "No one would believe Venat!"
  23. "So you want the WoL to wipe out our timeline???"
  24. Accusing you of being an Ascian Simp
  25. "So you're against critical thinking?"
  26. "Wow that’s really meticulous of you, you all are really paying close attention to this game."
  27. Leaves conversation after clearly being proven wrong
  28. "The sundered could handle Dynamis"
  29. "Who even cares?"
  30. "This isn't the game for you"
  31. You're in the minority
  32. Defending/Simping for Venat/Meteion
  33. Explain away things with Dynamis
  34. BEST STORY EVER
  35. "The Ancients were doomed no matter what"
  36. Death doesn't matter because of reincarnation
  37. Personal Insults
  38. "Go touch grass"
  39. 'Subverting Expectations'
  40. Misspells or wrong pronounciation
  41. "The lives of the Ancients weren't better"
  42. Treating their opinion as a fact