"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"TheAncientsdon'tmatterSundering isgood, butrejoiningsare badRampantandbaselessspeculation"ButthePlenty!"Pretendingthe time loopmakessense"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what""So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???"“That’s quitecondescendingof you”Quotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradictsWas made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)"This isn'tthe gamefor you""It mademe cry""But thewriterssaid!"“So you’reprogenocide??”Defending/Simpingfor the Devs'SubvertingExpectations'You'rein theminority"People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!"Explainawaythings withDynamis"It's betternot tothinkabout it""Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?""Whoevencares?"Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrongDeathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnation"Gotouchgrass""Thisis bait"Accusingyou of beingan AscianSimpEmet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailedBESTSTORYEVERDefending/Simpingfor Venat/MeteionMisspells orwrongpronounciation"No onewouldbelieveVenat!""Thesunderedcould handleDynamis"Treatingtheiropinion asa factPersonalInsults"Sufferingisgood!""You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term""So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame."Insertsheadcanoninto reallore"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter""You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"TheAncientsdon'tmatterSundering isgood, butrejoiningsare badRampantandbaselessspeculation"ButthePlenty!"Pretendingthe time loopmakessense"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what""So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???"“That’s quitecondescendingof you”Quotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradictsWas made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)"This isn'tthe gamefor you""It mademe cry""But thewriterssaid!"“So you’reprogenocide??”Defending/Simpingfor the Devs'SubvertingExpectations'You'rein theminority"People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!"Explainawaythings withDynamis"It's betternot tothinkabout it""Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?""Whoevencares?"Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrongDeathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnation"Gotouchgrass""Thisis bait"Accusingyou of beingan AscianSimpEmet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailedBESTSTORYEVERDefending/Simpingfor Venat/MeteionMisspells orwrongpronounciation"No onewouldbelieveVenat!""Thesunderedcould handleDynamis"Treatingtheiropinion asa factPersonalInsults"Sufferingisgood!""You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term""So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame."Insertsheadcanoninto reallore"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"

Bad Take Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You obviously skipped cutscenes/you don't understand the story!"
  2. The Ancients don't matter
  3. Sundering is good, but rejoinings are bad
  4. Rampant and baseless speculation
  5. "But the Plenty!"
  6. Pretending the time loop makes sense
  7. "The Ancients were doomed no matter what"
  8. "So you want the WoL to wipe out our timeline???"
  9. “That’s quite condescending of you”
  10. Quotes external source that the game contradicts
  11. Was made by known stupid person (Cleritic, Oatmeal, etc)
  12. "This isn't the game for you"
  13. "It made me cry"
  14. "But the writers said!"
  15. “So you’re pro genocide??”
  16. Defending/Simping for the Devs
  17. 'Subverting Expectations'
  18. You're in the minority
  19. "People love Emet-Selch/Elidibus, why do they hate Venat?!"
  20. Explain away things with Dynamis
  21. "It's better not to think about it"
  22. "Maybe hermes was the first step for mankind?"
  23. "Who even cares?"
  24. Leaves conversation after clearly being proven wrong
  25. Death doesn't matter because of reincarnation
  26. "Go touch grass"
  27. "This is bait"
  28. Accusing you of being an Ascian Simp
  29. Emet claims the Ancients would have failed
  30. BEST STORY EVER
  31. Defending/Simping for Venat/Meteion
  32. Misspells or wrong pronounciation
  33. "No one would believe Venat!"
  34. "The sundered could handle Dynamis"
  35. Treating their opinion as a fact
  36. Personal Insults
  37. "Suffering is good!"
  38. "You're a racist/sexist/other bigot term"
  39. "So you're against critical thinking?"
  40. "Wow that’s really meticulous of you, you all are really paying close attention to this game."
  41. Inserts headcanon into real lore
  42. "The lives of the Ancients weren't better"