Accusingyou of beingan AscianSimpDefending/Simpingfor the Devs"Whoevencares?""ButthePlenty!"Pretendingthe time loopmakessense"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what"Explainawaythings withDynamisRampantandbaselessspeculationInsertsheadcanoninto realloreWas made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""No onewouldbelieveVenat!""But thewriterssaid!""Thisis bait"You'rein theminority“So you’reprogenocide??”"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"Emet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailed"Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?"Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrong"It mademe cry""People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame.""This isn'tthe gamefor you"Quotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradictsBESTSTORYEVER"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term"Deathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnationMisspells orwrongpronounciationDefending/Simpingfor Venat/Meteion'SubvertingExpectations'Treatingtheiropinion asa fact"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"TheAncientsdon'tmatter"So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???""Gotouchgrass""So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?"“That’s quitecondescendingof you”"It's betternot tothinkabout it"PersonalInsults"Sufferingisgood!"Sundering isgood, butrejoiningsare badAccusingyou of beingan AscianSimpDefending/Simpingfor the Devs"Whoevencares?""ButthePlenty!"Pretendingthe time loopmakessense"TheAncientsweredoomed nomatter what"Explainawaythings withDynamisRampantandbaselessspeculationInsertsheadcanoninto realloreWas made byknown stupidperson(Cleritic,Oatmeal, etc)"Thesunderedcould handleDynamis""No onewouldbelieveVenat!""But thewriterssaid!""Thisis bait"You'rein theminority“So you’reprogenocide??”"You obviouslyskippedcutscenes/youdon't understandthe story!"Emet claimsthe Ancientswould havefailed"Maybehermes wasthe first stepformankind?"Leavesconversationafter clearlybeing provenwrong"It mademe cry""People loveEmet-Selch/Elidibus,why do theyhate Venat?!""Wow that’s reallymeticulous of you,you all are reallypaying closeattention to thisgame.""This isn'tthe gamefor you"Quotesexternalsource thatthe gamecontradictsBESTSTORYEVER"You're aracist/sexist/otherbigot term"Deathdoesn'tmatterbecause ofreincarnationMisspells orwrongpronounciationDefending/Simpingfor Venat/Meteion'SubvertingExpectations'Treatingtheiropinion asa fact"The lives ofthe Ancientsweren'tbetter"TheAncientsdon'tmatter"So you wantthe WoL towipe out ourtimeline???""Gotouchgrass""So you'reagainstcriticalthinking?"“That’s quitecondescendingof you”"It's betternot tothinkabout it"PersonalInsults"Sufferingisgood!"Sundering isgood, butrejoiningsare bad

Bad Take Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Accusing you of being an Ascian Simp
  2. Defending/Simping for the Devs
  3. "Who even cares?"
  4. "But the Plenty!"
  5. Pretending the time loop makes sense
  6. "The Ancients were doomed no matter what"
  7. Explain away things with Dynamis
  8. Rampant and baseless speculation
  9. Inserts headcanon into real lore
  10. Was made by known stupid person (Cleritic, Oatmeal, etc)
  11. "The sundered could handle Dynamis"
  12. "No one would believe Venat!"
  13. "But the writers said!"
  14. "This is bait"
  15. You're in the minority
  16. “So you’re pro genocide??”
  17. "You obviously skipped cutscenes/you don't understand the story!"
  18. Emet claims the Ancients would have failed
  19. "Maybe hermes was the first step for mankind?"
  20. Leaves conversation after clearly being proven wrong
  21. "It made me cry"
  22. "People love Emet-Selch/Elidibus, why do they hate Venat?!"
  23. "Wow that’s really meticulous of you, you all are really paying close attention to this game."
  24. "This isn't the game for you"
  25. Quotes external source that the game contradicts
  26. BEST STORY EVER
  27. "You're a racist/sexist/other bigot term"
  28. Death doesn't matter because of reincarnation
  29. Misspells or wrong pronounciation
  30. Defending/Simping for Venat/Meteion
  31. 'Subverting Expectations'
  32. Treating their opinion as a fact
  33. "The lives of the Ancients weren't better"
  34. The Ancients don't matter
  35. "So you want the WoL to wipe out our timeline???"
  36. "Go touch grass"
  37. "So you're against critical thinking?"
  38. “That’s quite condescending of you”
  39. "It's better not to think about it"
  40. Personal Insults
  41. "Suffering is good!"
  42. Sundering is good, but rejoinings are bad