(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Commenters accusing the OP of being the real horror story, but they were only a small part of the problem.
"A dated B, and C had a thing for A back in high school, and you'll never guess how D fits into all this..."
Every now and then, someone makes a bingo card like this one.
Every now and then, someone makes a meta post to complain about story length.
OP exaggerates the problem to make the story more dramatic.
English isn't OP's first language, and the story is incomprehensible.
Commenters accusing the OP of being the real horror story, and yeah they sound terrible.
Story is only a few paragraphs but OP still felt the need to list out the full cast.
"And then everyone clapped." (Story is too good to be true.)
English isn't OP's first language, but the story is written beautifully.
OP expects people to recognize them even though nobody pays attention to usernames.
The post has several reddit awards but ultimately isn't that unique.
OP uses references to specific published materials that not every reader will be familiar with.
The story has multiple parts even though nobody ever reads more than maybe 2 on average.
"This isn't as much of a horror story as others on this sub..."
OP is unable to see what they did wrong when commenters point it out.
"I can post a story about X if you guys are interested." (Just make the post dude, it's not spam.)
OP glosses over a weird detail and doesn't elaborate.
"I got bullied, picked on, singled out, and then the DM stole my lunch money. AITA?"
"This is a horror story waiting to happen." <Screenshot of game listing.>
OP leaves out crucial details from the story, but gives them in the comments.
It's just screenshots of Discord messages.
No paragraphs. But someone in the comments probably rewrote it with them.
"This is more of a rant/venting post than a proper story."