(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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OP uses references to specific published materials that not every reader will be familiar with.
The story has multiple parts even though nobody ever reads more than maybe 2 on average.
OP glosses over a weird detail and doesn't elaborate.
The post has several reddit awards but ultimately isn't that unique.
OP leaves out crucial details from the story, but gives them in the comments.
OP expects people to recognize them even though nobody pays attention to usernames.
English isn't OP's first language, but the story is written beautifully.
"This isn't as much of a horror story as others on this sub..."
"And then everyone clapped." (Story is too good to be true.)
"I can post a story about X if you guys are interested." (Just make the post dude, it's not spam.)
Story is only a few paragraphs but OP still felt the need to list out the full cast.
OP is unable to see what they did wrong when commenters point it out.
"This is a horror story waiting to happen." <Screenshot of game listing.>
"A dated B, and C had a thing for A back in high school, and you'll never guess how D fits into all this..."
Every now and then, someone makes a meta post to complain about story length.
"This is more of a rant/venting post than a proper story."
"I got bullied, picked on, singled out, and then the DM stole my lunch money. AITA?"
No paragraphs. But someone in the comments probably rewrote it with them.
It's just screenshots of Discord messages.
Every now and then, someone makes a bingo card like this one.
Commenters accusing the OP of being the real horror story, and yeah they sound terrible.
Commenters accusing the OP of being the real horror story, but they were only a small part of the problem.
English isn't OP's first language, and the story is incomprehensible.
OP exaggerates the problem to make the story more dramatic.