Bad Joke Bingo! (You love it) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why was the sand wet?
2. Why did the orange lose the race?
3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
4. How many apples grow on a tree?
5. Why do nurses like red crayons?
6. Wanna hear a joke about paper?
7. Why can't a leopard hide?
8. What did the skeleton order with its beer?
9. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
10. What did one hat say to the other?
11. What did the ocean say to the beach?
12. What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
13. Why are fish so smart?
14. Why did the tomato blush?
15. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
16. How do you make a tissue dance?
17. What do you call a fish with no eye?
18. Why can’t you trust an atom?
19. How do you throw a party in outer space?
20. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
21. Why did the ghost go to rehab?
22. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
23. What has four wheels and flies?
24. Why are spiders so smart?
25. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
26. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
27. Why do cows wear bells?
28. What kind of music scares balloons?
29. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
30. Why are fish so smart?
31. What's brown and sticky?
32. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
33. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
34. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
35. How do you weigh a millennial?