Bad Joke Bingo! (You love it) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
2. How do you throw a party in outer space?
3. What did the skeleton order with its beer?
4. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
5. Why did the orange lose the race?
6. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
8. What did the ocean say to the beach?
9. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
10. What kind of music scares balloons?
11. Why do cows wear bells?
12. Why can't a leopard hide?
13. Why was the sand wet?
14. Wanna hear a joke about paper?
15. Why are spiders so smart?
16. What do you call a fish with no eye?
17. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
18. How many apples grow on a tree?
19. Why are fish so smart?
20. Why are fish so smart?
21. What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
22. What has four wheels and flies?
23. What's brown and sticky?
24. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
25. Why can’t you trust an atom?
26. What did one hat say to the other?
27. How do you weigh a millennial?
28. Why do nurses like red crayons?
29. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
30. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
31. Why did the ghost go to rehab?
32. How do you make a tissue dance?
33. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
34. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
35. Why did the tomato blush?