Bad Joke Bingo! (You love it) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. What did one hat say to the other?
2. Why do nurses like red crayons?
3. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
4. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
5. Why did the ghost go to rehab?
6. What has four wheels and flies?
7. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
8. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
9. Why did the tomato blush?
10. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
11. How do you throw a party in outer space?
12. How many apples grow on a tree?
13. Why can’t you trust an atom?
14. Why can't a leopard hide?
15. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
16. Why was the sand wet?
17. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
18. What did the ocean say to the beach?
19. Why are fish so smart?
20. What kind of music scares balloons?
21. How do you weigh a millennial?
22. What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
23. What do you call a fish with no eye?
24. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
25. What's brown and sticky?
26. Why do cows wear bells?
27. Why are fish so smart?
28. Why did the orange lose the race?
29. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
30. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
31. What did the skeleton order with its beer?
32. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
33. Wanna hear a joke about paper?
34. How do you make a tissue dance?
35. Why are spiders so smart?