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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
What has four wheels and flies?
Why can't a leopard hide?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What kind of music scares balloons?
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do you throw a party in outer space?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are spiders so smart?
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
What's brown and sticky?
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
How do you weigh a millennial?
Why are fish so smart?
Why do nurses like red crayons?
Why did the tomato blush?
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
How do you make a tissue dance?
What did one hat say to the other?
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
How many apples grow on a tree?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the orange lose the race?
Why did the ghost go to rehab?
Why are fish so smart?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Why was the sand wet?
Why can’t you trust an atom?
What did the skeleton order with its beer?
