Bad Joke Bingo! (You love it) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
2. Why did the ghost go to rehab?
3. Why are spiders so smart?
4. Why are fish so smart?
5. Wanna hear a joke about paper?
6. How do you make a tissue dance?
7. Why did the tomato blush?
8. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
9. What did the ocean say to the beach?
10. What has four wheels and flies?
11. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
12. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
13. How do you weigh a millennial?
14. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
15. What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
16. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
17. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
18. Why do cows wear bells?
19. Why do nurses like red crayons?
20. What did the skeleton order with its beer?
21. Why can’t you trust an atom?
22. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
23. What did one hat say to the other?
24. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
25. What do you call a fish with no eye?
26. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
27. Why was the sand wet?
28. What's brown and sticky?
29. What kind of music scares balloons?
30. How many apples grow on a tree?
31. Why are fish so smart?
32. How do you throw a party in outer space?
33. Why did the orange lose the race?
34. Why can't a leopard hide?
35. Why did the frog take the bus to work?