Bad Joke Bingo! (You love it) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
3. How do you throw a party in outer space?
4. Why did the orange lose the race?
5. Why are spiders so smart?
6. How many apples grow on a tree?
7. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
8. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
9. What kind of music scares balloons?
10. What did the ocean say to the beach?
11. Why did the tomato blush?
12. Why are fish so smart?
13. What did the skeleton order with its beer?
14. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
15. What did one hat say to the other?
16. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
17. Why do nurses like red crayons?
18. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
19. Why can’t you trust an atom?
20. How do you make a tissue dance?
21. Why are fish so smart?
22. Why can't a leopard hide?
23. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
24. What has four wheels and flies?
25. Wanna hear a joke about paper?
26. Why was the sand wet?
27. Why did the ghost go to rehab?
28. How do you weigh a millennial?
29. What do you call a fish with no eye?
30. What's brown and sticky?
31. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
32. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
33. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
34. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
35. Why do cows wear bells?