Bad Joke Bingo! (You love it) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Wanna hear a joke about paper?
2. How do you throw a party in outer space?
3. Why do nurses like red crayons?
4. Why can't a leopard hide?
5. How do you weigh a millennial?
6. What has four wheels and flies?
7. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
8. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
9. What did the ocean say to the beach?
10. What did the skeleton order with its beer?
11. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
12. Why was the sand wet?
13. Why do cows wear bells?
14. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
15. What do you call a fish with no eye?
16. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
17. What did one hat say to the other?
18. Why did the orange lose the race?
19. Why are fish so smart?
20. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
21. What kind of music scares balloons?
22. Why did the tomato blush?
23. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
24. Why can’t you trust an atom?
25. Why did the ghost go to rehab?
26. How do you make a tissue dance?
27. Why are fish so smart?
28. Why are spiders so smart?
29. What's brown and sticky?
30. What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
31. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
32. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
33. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
34. How many apples grow on a tree?
35. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?