Pick thePI, not theprojectNeverpass onfree foodDissertation:Have thereach, thesure thing,and back ups!butreally...justgraduatePick anadvisor youtrust over anadvisor thatis famousconsultwith picinewcoHave 3kids(jk)asking aboutsomeoneelse'sresearch=1hour min.Don't asksomeone abouttheir PhDunless youhave a goodhourYour bodydoesneedsleepMake ashared calfor locatingfree foodDon'tcram,just don'tRead prof'spapersbeforetalking tothem Pick yourdissertationlab carefully!Shouldn'tAnastasia begiving USthe advice?Buy ahouse…ifyou can.It will getrough,stay closeto friendsfollow@PhDhumourMeet allllthevisitingscientistsDon't usethe labmicrowaveEpi tubeicebombsLab walk-in freezer=kegstoragePick thePI, not theprojectNeverpass onfree foodDissertation:Have thereach, thesure thing,and back ups!butreally...justgraduatePick anadvisor youtrust over anadvisor thatis famousconsultwith picinewcoHave 3kids(jk)asking aboutsomeoneelse'sresearch=1hour min.Don't asksomeone abouttheir PhDunless youhave a goodhourYour bodydoesneedsleepMake ashared calfor locatingfree foodDon'tcram,just don'tRead prof'spapersbeforetalking tothem Pick yourdissertationlab carefully!Shouldn'tAnastasia begiving USthe advice?Buy ahouse…ifyou can.It will getrough,stay closeto friendsfollow@PhDhumourMeet allllthevisitingscientistsDon't usethe labmicrowaveEpi tubeicebombsLab walk-in freezer=kegstorage

Bingo- PhD advice edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pick the PI, not the project
  2. Never pass on free food
  3. Dissertation: Have the reach, the sure thing, and back ups!
  4. but really...just graduate
  5. Pick an advisor you trust over an advisor that is famous
  6. consult with pici newco
  7. Have 3 kids (jk)
  8. asking about someone else's research= 1hour min.
  9. Don't ask someone about their PhD unless you have a good hour
  10. Your body does need sleep
  11. Make a shared cal for locating free food
  12. Don't cram, just don't
  13. Read prof's papers before talking to them
  14. Pick your dissertation lab carefully!
  15. Shouldn't Anastasia be giving US the advice?
  16. Buy a house…if you can.
  17. It will get rough, stay close to friends
  18. follow @PhDhumour
  19. Meet allll the visiting scientists
  20. Don't use the lab microwave
  21. Epi tube ice bombs
  22. Lab walk-in freezer= keg storage