"unplug itand plugit back in""updateyourdrivers"(solution doesn'tactually solveanything, justdisables the thingmaking the error)pointlessBIOSupdate"clean thevents" despitethe vents &fans beingclear of dustUseSystemRestoreClear%temp%folderPointlessWindowsTuneup /OptimizationsoftwareChangepower modeto "HighPerformance"RunDISMor SFCRun /fixmbr& /rebuildbcdwhen theerror isn'tboot-related"did youtryrebooting"RunScanDisk"Try SafeMode" (bonuspoints if the PCcan't even bootin the firstplace)"justbuy amac"ResetBIOSSettingsto defaultsSearch resultsfor the errorthat justadvertise ashitty programChangingsleep/screenoff timers"Defrag yourhard drive"despite yourPC bootingfrom an SSDUse"Reset allapps &settings""bro justuseLinux"UninstallrecentlyinstalledupdatesRestartyourrouterRunning yetanothermalwarescan"unplug itand plugit back in""updateyourdrivers"(solution doesn'tactually solveanything, justdisables the thingmaking the error)pointlessBIOSupdate"clean thevents" despitethe vents &fans beingclear of dustUseSystemRestoreClear%temp%folderPointlessWindowsTuneup /OptimizationsoftwareChangepower modeto "HighPerformance"RunDISMor SFCRun /fixmbr& /rebuildbcdwhen theerror isn'tboot-related"did youtryrebooting"RunScanDisk"Try SafeMode" (bonuspoints if the PCcan't even bootin the firstplace)"justbuy amac"ResetBIOSSettingsto defaultsSearch resultsfor the errorthat justadvertise ashitty programChangingsleep/screenoff timers"Defrag yourhard drive"despite yourPC bootingfrom an SSDUse"Reset allapps &settings""bro justuseLinux"UninstallrecentlyinstalledupdatesRestartyourrouterRunning yetanothermalwarescan

Shitty Repeated Tech Support Advice - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "unplug it and plug it back in"
  2. "update your drivers"
  3. (solution doesn't actually solve anything, just disables the thing making the error)
  4. pointless BIOS update
  5. "clean the vents" despite the vents & fans being clear of dust
  6. Use System Restore
  7. Clear %temp% folder
  8. Pointless Windows Tuneup / Optimization software
  9. Change power mode to "High Performance"
  10. Run DISM or SFC
  11. Run /fixmbr & /rebuildbcd when the error isn't boot-related
  12. "did you try rebooting"
  13. Run ScanDisk
  14. "Try Safe Mode" (bonus points if the PC can't even boot in the first place)
  15. "just buy a mac"
  16. Reset BIOS Settings to defaults
  17. Search results for the error that just advertise a shitty program
  18. Changing sleep/screen off timers
  19. "Defrag your hard drive" despite your PC booting from an SSD
  20. Use "Reset all apps & settings"
  21. "bro just use Linux"
  22. Uninstall recently installed updates
  23. Restart your router
  24. Running yet another malware scan