"Try SafeMode" (bonuspoints if the PCcan't even bootin the firstplace)Search resultsfor the errorthat justadvertise ashitty programUse"Reset allapps &settings""justbuy amac"UninstallrecentlyinstalledupdatesChangepower modeto "HighPerformance""clean thevents" despitethe vents &fans beingclear of dustRunning yetanothermalwarescanPointlessWindowsTuneup /Optimizationsoftware"unplug itand plugit back in"pointlessBIOSupdateUseSystemRestoreClear%temp%folderRun /fixmbr& /rebuildbcdwhen theerror isn'tboot-related"Defrag yourhard drive"despite yourPC bootingfrom an SSD"did youtryrebooting"ResetBIOSSettingsto defaultsRunScanDisk"bro justuseLinux""updateyourdrivers"(solution doesn'tactually solveanything, justdisables the thingmaking the error)RestartyourrouterRunDISMor SFCChangingsleep/screenoff timers"Try SafeMode" (bonuspoints if the PCcan't even bootin the firstplace)Search resultsfor the errorthat justadvertise ashitty programUse"Reset allapps &settings""justbuy amac"UninstallrecentlyinstalledupdatesChangepower modeto "HighPerformance""clean thevents" despitethe vents &fans beingclear of dustRunning yetanothermalwarescanPointlessWindowsTuneup /Optimizationsoftware"unplug itand plugit back in"pointlessBIOSupdateUseSystemRestoreClear%temp%folderRun /fixmbr& /rebuildbcdwhen theerror isn'tboot-related"Defrag yourhard drive"despite yourPC bootingfrom an SSD"did youtryrebooting"ResetBIOSSettingsto defaultsRunScanDisk"bro justuseLinux""updateyourdrivers"(solution doesn'tactually solveanything, justdisables the thingmaking the error)RestartyourrouterRunDISMor SFCChangingsleep/screenoff timers

Shitty Repeated Tech Support Advice - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Try Safe Mode" (bonus points if the PC can't even boot in the first place)
  2. Search results for the error that just advertise a shitty program
  3. Use "Reset all apps & settings"
  4. "just buy a mac"
  5. Uninstall recently installed updates
  6. Change power mode to "High Performance"
  7. "clean the vents" despite the vents & fans being clear of dust
  8. Running yet another malware scan
  9. Pointless Windows Tuneup / Optimization software
  10. "unplug it and plug it back in"
  11. pointless BIOS update
  12. Use System Restore
  13. Clear %temp% folder
  14. Run /fixmbr & /rebuildbcd when the error isn't boot-related
  15. "Defrag your hard drive" despite your PC booting from an SSD
  16. "did you try rebooting"
  17. Reset BIOS Settings to defaults
  18. Run ScanDisk
  19. "bro just use Linux"
  20. "update your drivers"
  21. (solution doesn't actually solve anything, just disables the thing making the error)
  22. Restart your router
  23. Run DISM or SFC
  24. Changing sleep/screen off timers