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SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  2. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  3. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  4. Akin appears to be asleep
  5. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  6. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  7. Shipping time woes
  8. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  9. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  10. Internal deadline slips further back!
  11. New undergrad abandons project
  12. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  13. Akin forgets software again
  14. Storytime with Dave!
  15. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  16. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  17. Akin swears!
  18. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  19. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  20. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  21. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  22. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  23. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  24. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  25. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  26. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  27. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  28. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  29. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  30. New project that we don't have time to do
  31. Josh references ETH Zurich
  32. Issue with the pool this week
  33. ML/neural network joke
  34. Ranger is broken and here's why
  35. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  36. Reference to an Akin's Law
  37. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  38. Akin traveling
  39. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)