Ranger isbrokenand here'swhyRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkinforgetssoftwareagainML/neuralnetworkjokeImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetJoshreferencesETHZurichStorytimewithDave!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Someoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againAkinappearsto beasleepReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workShippingtimewoesReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingReferenceto anAkin'sLawRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemory"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$New projectthat we don'thave time todoMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkintravelingNewundergradabandonsprojectIssue withthe poolthis weekName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkinswears!Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitRanger isbrokenand here'swhyRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkinforgetssoftwareagainML/neuralnetworkjokeImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetJoshreferencesETHZurichStorytimewithDave!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Someoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againAkinappearsto beasleepReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workShippingtimewoesReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingReferenceto anAkin'sLawRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemory"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$New projectthat we don'thave time todoMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkintravelingNewundergradabandonsprojectIssue withthe poolthis weekName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkinswears!Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesit

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ranger is broken and here's why
  2. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  3. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  4. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  5. Akin forgets software again
  6. ML/neural network joke
  7. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  8. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  9. Josh references ETH Zurich
  10. Storytime with Dave!
  11. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  12. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  13. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  14. Internal deadline slips further back!
  15. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  16. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  17. Akin appears to be asleep
  18. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  19. Shipping time woes
  20. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  21. Reference to an Akin's Law
  22. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  23. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  24. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  25. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  26. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  27. New project that we don't have time to do
  28. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  29. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  30. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  31. Akin traveling
  32. New undergrad abandons project
  33. Issue with the pool this week
  34. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  35. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  36. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  37. Akin swears!
  38. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  39. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it