Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadNew projectthat we don'thave time todoGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usAkinswears!NewundergradabandonsprojectSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomRanger isbrokenand here'swhyReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop again"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsShippingtimewoesAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetAkinappearsto beasleepPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkintravelingStorytimewithDave!Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!JoshreferencesETHZurichIssue withthe poolthis weekName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Mention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Misattributionof work tosomebodyelsesomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReferenceto anAkin'sLawReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkinforgetssoftwareagainML/neuralnetworkjokeAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadNew projectthat we don'thave time todoGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usAkinswears!NewundergradabandonsprojectSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomRanger isbrokenand here'swhyReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop again"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsShippingtimewoesAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetAkinappearsto beasleepPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkintravelingStorytimewithDave!Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!JoshreferencesETHZurichIssue withthe poolthis weekName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Mention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Misattributionof work tosomebodyelsesomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReferenceto anAkin'sLawReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkinforgetssoftwareagainML/neuralnetworkjoke

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  2. New project that we don't have time to do
  3. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  4. Akin swears!
  5. New undergrad abandons project
  6. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  7. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  8. Ranger is broken and here's why
  9. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  10. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  11. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  12. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  13. Shipping time woes
  14. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  15. Akin appears to be asleep
  16. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  17. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  18. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  19. Akin traveling
  20. Storytime with Dave!
  21. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  22. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  23. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  24. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  25. Internal deadline slips further back!
  26. Josh references ETH Zurich
  27. Issue with the pool this week
  28. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  29. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  30. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  31. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  32. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  33. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  34. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  35. Reference to an Akin's Law
  36. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  37. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  38. Akin forgets software again
  39. ML/neural network joke