Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkinappearsto beasleepNewundergradabandonsprojectCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againRanger isbrokenand here'swhyRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentNew projectthat we don'thave time todoMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseJoshreferencesETHZurichName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkintravelingAkinswears!ShippingtimewoesSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryReferenceto anAkin'sLawML/neuralnetworkjokePassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogresssomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Issue withthe poolthis weekReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomething"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"StorytimewithDave!AkinforgetssoftwareagainImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkinappearsto beasleepNewundergradabandonsprojectCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againRanger isbrokenand here'swhyRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentNew projectthat we don'thave time todoMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseJoshreferencesETHZurichName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkintravelingAkinswears!ShippingtimewoesSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryReferenceto anAkin'sLawML/neuralnetworkjokePassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogresssomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Issue withthe poolthis weekReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomething"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"StorytimewithDave!AkinforgetssoftwareagainImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical time

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  2. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  3. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  4. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  5. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  6. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  7. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  8. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  9. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  10. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  11. Akin appears to be asleep
  12. New undergrad abandons project
  13. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  14. Ranger is broken and here's why
  15. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  16. New project that we don't have time to do
  17. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  18. Josh references ETH Zurich
  19. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  20. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  21. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  22. Akin traveling
  23. Akin swears!
  24. Shipping time woes
  25. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  26. Reference to an Akin's Law
  27. ML/neural network joke
  28. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  29. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  30. Internal deadline slips further back!
  31. Issue with the pool this week
  32. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  33. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  34. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  35. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  36. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  37. Storytime with Dave!
  38. Akin forgets software again
  39. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time