Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetJoshreferencesETHZurichSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsNew projectthat we don'thave time todoMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Name mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinswears!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomStorytimewithDave!"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryNewundergradabandonsprojectAkinappearsto beasleepShippingtimewoesInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitRanger isbrokenand here'swhyReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkintravelingMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Issue withthe poolthis weekRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophonePassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressML/neuralnetworkjokeReferenceto anAkin'sLawGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetJoshreferencesETHZurichSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsNew projectthat we don'thave time todoMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Name mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinswears!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomStorytimewithDave!"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryNewundergradabandonsprojectAkinappearsto beasleepShippingtimewoesInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitRanger isbrokenand here'swhyReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkintravelingMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Issue withthe poolthis weekRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophonePassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressML/neuralnetworkjokeReferenceto anAkin'sLawGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomething

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  2. Josh references ETH Zurich
  3. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  4. New project that we don't have time to do
  5. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  6. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  7. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  8. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  9. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  10. Akin swears!
  11. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  12. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  13. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  14. Storytime with Dave!
  15. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  16. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  17. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  18. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  19. New undergrad abandons project
  20. Akin appears to be asleep
  21. Shipping time woes
  22. Internal deadline slips further back!
  23. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  24. Ranger is broken and here's why
  25. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  26. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  27. Akin traveling
  28. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  29. Issue with the pool this week
  30. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  31. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  32. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  33. ML/neural network joke
  34. Reference to an Akin's Law
  35. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  36. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  37. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  38. Akin forgets software again
  39. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something