Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Request forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)AkintravelingML/neuralnetworkjokeReferenceto anAkin'sLawSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrived"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"AkinforgetssoftwareagainGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usStorytimewithDave!NewundergradabandonsprojectReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workShippingtimewoesMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseNew projectthat we don'thave time todoRanger isbrokenand here'swhyAkinappearsto beasleepName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinswears!Issue withthe poolthis weekCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Request forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)AkintravelingML/neuralnetworkjokeReferenceto anAkin'sLawSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrived"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"AkinforgetssoftwareagainGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usStorytimewithDave!NewundergradabandonsprojectReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workShippingtimewoesMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseNew projectthat we don'thave time todoRanger isbrokenand here'swhyAkinappearsto beasleepName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinswears!Issue withthe poolthis weekCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyet

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  2. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  3. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  4. Internal deadline slips further back!
  5. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  6. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  7. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  8. Akin traveling
  9. ML/neural network joke
  10. Reference to an Akin's Law
  11. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  12. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  13. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  14. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  15. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  16. Akin forgets software again
  17. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  18. Storytime with Dave!
  19. New undergrad abandons project
  20. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  21. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  22. Shipping time woes
  23. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  24. New project that we don't have time to do
  25. Ranger is broken and here's why
  26. Akin appears to be asleep
  27. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  28. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  29. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  30. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  31. Josh references ETH Zurich
  32. Akin swears!
  33. Issue with the pool this week
  34. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  35. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  36. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  37. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  38. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  39. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet