*Guest helps themselves to coffee, oj, etc.* *Sits at dirty table* "Why is Napoleon Dynamite on the wall" "Can I get a mimosa with a different type of juice/oj on the side?" "Can I make a reservation for the restaurant?" "Can we sit anywhere?" "Where's the elevator?" "Can you fit a party of [12 or over]" "It smells so good in here!" "Can we check in early?" "When does Ace Gillett's open?" "The train/street is so loud!" "Can I sit and work in here? I'm a hotel guest." *Someone smokes in non-smoking zone." "Is Sam here?" "Where do we check in?" "Where's the bathroom?" *Crackhead on the bench* "Is this a functioning hotel?" "Aw, the check comes in a book!" "What do you have on draft?" "Is that thing really brewing coffee?" "I'll have a latte" "You're wearing matching dresses!" *Guest helps themselves to coffee, oj, etc.* *Sits at dirty table* "Why is Napoleon Dynamite on the wall" "Can I get a mimosa with a different type of juice/oj on the side?" "Can I make a reservation for the restaurant?" "Can we sit anywhere?" "Where's the elevator?" "Can you fit a party of [12 or over]" "It smells so good in here!" "Can we check in early?" "When does Ace Gillett's open?" "The train/street is so loud!" "Can I sit and work in here? I'm a hotel guest." *Someone smokes in non-smoking zone." "Is Sam here?" "Where do we check in?" "Where's the bathroom?" *Crackhead on the bench* "Is this a functioning hotel?" "Aw, the check comes in a book!" "What do you have on draft?" "Is that thing really brewing coffee?" "I'll have a latte" "You're wearing matching dresses!"
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*Guest helps themselves to coffee, oj, etc.*
*Sits at dirty table*
"Why is Napoleon Dynamite on the wall"
"Can I get a mimosa with a different type of juice/oj on the side?"
"Can I make a reservation for the restaurant?"
"Can we sit anywhere?"
"Where's the elevator?"
"Can you fit a party of [12 or over]"
"It smells so good in here!"
"Can we check in early?"
"When does Ace Gillett's open?"
"The train/street is so loud!"
"Can I sit and work in here? I'm a hotel guest."
*Someone smokes in non-smoking zone."
"Is Sam here?"
"Where do we check in?"
"Where's the bathroom?"
*Crackhead on the bench*
"Is this a functioning hotel?"
"Aw, the check comes in a book!"
"What do you have on draft?"
"Is that thing really brewing coffee?"
"I'll have a latte"
"You're wearing matching dresses!"
