Insists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)forwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationHas zerounderstandingof thesituationRoastsyourwhole liferantsabout theirpersonallifenocapitallettersRespondsat 4amNosubjectseveraltyposWhole bodyof email insubject lineemail raisesmorequestionsthananswerscc's you tovolunteeryou forworkMicroaggressionasks youto bypassa paywallfor themMisspellsyournameImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudIt's onthesyllabusone wordresponsealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askeduses theugliest fontimaginableSentfrom myiphoneInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)forwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationHas zerounderstandingof thesituationRoastsyourwhole liferantsabout theirpersonallifenocapitallettersRespondsat 4amNosubjectseveraltyposWhole bodyof email insubject lineemail raisesmorequestionsthananswerscc's you tovolunteeryou forworkMicroaggressionasks youto bypassa paywallfor themMisspellsyournameImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudIt's onthesyllabusone wordresponsealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askeduses theugliest fontimaginableSentfrom myiphone

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  2. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  3. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  4. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  5. Has zero understanding of the situation
  6. Roasts your whole life
  7. rants about their personal life
  8. no capital letters
  9. Responds at 4am
  10. No subject
  11. several typos
  12. Whole body of email in subject line
  13. email raises more questions than answers
  14. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  15. Microaggression
  16. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  17. Misspells your name
  18. Implies you should commit fraud
  19. It's on the syllabus
  20. one word response
  21. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  22. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  23. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  24. Sent from my iphone