rantsabout theirpersonallifeRoastsyourwhole lifeRespondsat 4amcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkIt's onthesyllabusforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itHas zerounderstandingof thesituationForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationMicroaggressionInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about ituses theugliest fontimaginableemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudNosubjectAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askednocapitallettersseveraltyposone wordresponseSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Whole bodyof email insubject lineasks youto bypassa paywallfor themMisspellsyournameSentfrom myiphonerantsabout theirpersonallifeRoastsyourwhole lifeRespondsat 4amcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkIt's onthesyllabusforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itHas zerounderstandingof thesituationForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationMicroaggressionInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about ituses theugliest fontimaginableemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudNosubjectAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askednocapitallettersseveraltyposone wordresponseSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Whole bodyof email insubject lineasks youto bypassa paywallfor themMisspellsyournameSentfrom myiphone

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. rants about their personal life
  2. Roasts your whole life
  3. Responds at 4am
  4. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  5. It's on the syllabus
  6. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  7. Has zero understanding of the situation
  8. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  9. Microaggression
  10. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  11. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  12. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  13. email raises more questions than answers
  14. Implies you should commit fraud
  15. No subject
  16. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  17. no capital letters
  18. several typos
  19. one word response
  20. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  21. Whole body of email in subject line
  22. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  23. Misspells your name
  24. Sent from my iphone