Answersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkone wordresponseRespondsat 4amHas zerounderstandingof thesituationnocapitallettersRoastsyourwhole lifeForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationIt's onthesyllabusMicroaggressionseveraltyposalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about ituses theugliest fontimaginableNosubjectMisspellsyournameSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Sentfrom myiphoneWhole bodyof email insubject linerantsabout theirpersonallifeasks youto bypassa paywallfor themforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkone wordresponseRespondsat 4amHas zerounderstandingof thesituationnocapitallettersRoastsyourwhole lifeForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationIt's onthesyllabusMicroaggressionseveraltyposalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about ituses theugliest fontimaginableNosubjectMisspellsyournameSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Sentfrom myiphoneWhole bodyof email insubject linerantsabout theirpersonallifeasks youto bypassa paywallfor themforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 months

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  2. email raises more questions than answers
  3. Implies you should commit fraud
  4. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  5. one word response
  6. Responds at 4am
  7. Has zero understanding of the situation
  8. no capital letters
  9. Roasts your whole life
  10. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  11. It's on the syllabus
  12. Microaggression
  13. several typos
  14. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  15. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  16. No subject
  17. Misspells your name
  18. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  19. Sent from my iphone
  20. Whole body of email in subject line
  21. rants about their personal life
  22. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  23. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  24. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months