Misspellsyournameseveraltyposcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedrantsabout theirpersonallifealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersSentfrom myiphoneSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Whole bodyof email insubject lineIt's onthesyllabusforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle ituses theugliest fontimaginableasks youto bypassa paywallfor themone wordresponseRespondsat 4amNosubjectnocapitallettersHas zerounderstandingof thesituationImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsMicroaggressionForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationRoastsyourwhole lifeMisspellsyournameseveraltyposcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedrantsabout theirpersonallifealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersSentfrom myiphoneSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Whole bodyof email insubject lineIt's onthesyllabusforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle ituses theugliest fontimaginableasks youto bypassa paywallfor themone wordresponseRespondsat 4amNosubjectnocapitallettersHas zerounderstandingof thesituationImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsMicroaggressionForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationRoastsyourwhole life

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Misspells your name
  2. several typos
  3. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  4. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  5. rants about their personal life
  6. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  7. email raises more questions than answers
  8. Sent from my iphone
  9. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  10. Whole body of email in subject line
  11. It's on the syllabus
  12. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  13. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  14. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  15. one word response
  16. Responds at 4am
  17. No subject
  18. no capital letters
  19. Has zero understanding of the situation
  20. Implies you should commit fraud
  21. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  22. Microaggression
  23. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  24. Roasts your whole life