Whole bodyof email insubject linerantsabout theirpersonallifeSentfrom myiphoneInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)cc's you tovolunteeryou forworkMisspellsyournameIt's onthesyllabususes theugliest fontimaginableemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersnocapitallettersMicroaggressionImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itone wordresponseseveraltyposForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationRoastsyourwhole lifealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedRespondsat 4amasks youto bypassa paywallfor themHas zerounderstandingof thesituationNosubjectWhole bodyof email insubject linerantsabout theirpersonallifeSentfrom myiphoneInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)cc's you tovolunteeryou forworkMisspellsyournameIt's onthesyllabususes theugliest fontimaginableemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersnocapitallettersMicroaggressionImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itone wordresponseseveraltyposForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationRoastsyourwhole lifealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedRespondsat 4amasks youto bypassa paywallfor themHas zerounderstandingof thesituationNosubject

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Whole body of email in subject line
  2. rants about their personal life
  3. Sent from my iphone
  4. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  5. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  6. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  7. Misspells your name
  8. It's on the syllabus
  9. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  10. email raises more questions than answers
  11. no capital letters
  12. Microaggression
  13. Implies you should commit fraud
  14. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  15. one word response
  16. several typos
  17. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  18. Roasts your whole life
  19. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  20. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  21. Responds at 4am
  22. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  23. Has zero understanding of the situation
  24. No subject