one wordresponseForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationWhole bodyof email insubject linerantsabout theirpersonallifeforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itasks youto bypassa paywallfor themInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsSentfrom myiphoneHas zerounderstandingof thesituationemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersIt's onthesyllabusalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itNosubjectcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkMisspellsyournameRespondsat 4amSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Answersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedseveraltyposImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudRoastsyourwhole lifeMicroaggressionnocapitallettersuses theugliest fontimaginableone wordresponseForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationWhole bodyof email insubject linerantsabout theirpersonallifeforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itasks youto bypassa paywallfor themInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsSentfrom myiphoneHas zerounderstandingof thesituationemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersIt's onthesyllabusalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itNosubjectcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkMisspellsyournameRespondsat 4amSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Answersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedseveraltyposImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudRoastsyourwhole lifeMicroaggressionnocapitallettersuses theugliest fontimaginable

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. one word response
  2. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  3. Whole body of email in subject line
  4. rants about their personal life
  5. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  6. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  7. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  8. Sent from my iphone
  9. Has zero understanding of the situation
  10. email raises more questions than answers
  11. It's on the syllabus
  12. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  13. No subject
  14. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  15. Misspells your name
  16. Responds at 4am
  17. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  18. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  19. several typos
  20. Implies you should commit fraud
  21. Roasts your whole life
  22. Microaggression
  23. no capital letters
  24. uses the ugliest font imaginable