Answersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itone wordresponseMicroaggressionNosubjectImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudnocapitallettersemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersrantsabout theirpersonallifeWhole bodyof email insubject lineseveraltyposalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkuses theugliest fontimaginableInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsIt's onthesyllabusRoastsyourwhole lifeRespondsat 4amSentfrom myiphoneMisspellsyournameHas zerounderstandingof thesituationForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)asks youto bypassa paywallfor themAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itone wordresponseMicroaggressionNosubjectImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudnocapitallettersemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersrantsabout theirpersonallifeWhole bodyof email insubject lineseveraltyposalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkuses theugliest fontimaginableInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsIt's onthesyllabusRoastsyourwhole lifeRespondsat 4amSentfrom myiphoneMisspellsyournameHas zerounderstandingof thesituationForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)asks youto bypassa paywallfor them

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  2. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  3. one word response
  4. Microaggression
  5. No subject
  6. Implies you should commit fraud
  7. no capital letters
  8. email raises more questions than answers
  9. rants about their personal life
  10. Whole body of email in subject line
  11. several typos
  12. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  13. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  14. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  15. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  16. It's on the syllabus
  17. Roasts your whole life
  18. Responds at 4am
  19. Sent from my iphone
  20. Misspells your name
  21. Has zero understanding of the situation
  22. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  23. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  24. asks you to bypass a paywall for them