severaltyposforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle ituses theugliest fontimaginableRespondsat 4amone wordresponseSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Impliesyou shouldcommitfraudInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsSentfrom myiphoneasks youto bypassa paywallfor themrantsabout theirpersonallifeForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationMisspellsyournameHas zerounderstandingof thesituationRoastsyourwhole lifeNosubjectAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkWhole bodyof email insubject lineemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersMicroaggressionalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itIt's onthesyllabusnocapitallettersseveraltyposforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle ituses theugliest fontimaginableRespondsat 4amone wordresponseSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Impliesyou shouldcommitfraudInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsSentfrom myiphoneasks youto bypassa paywallfor themrantsabout theirpersonallifeForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationMisspellsyournameHas zerounderstandingof thesituationRoastsyourwhole lifeNosubjectAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkWhole bodyof email insubject lineemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersMicroaggressionalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itIt's onthesyllabusnocapitalletters

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. several typos
  2. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  3. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  4. Responds at 4am
  5. one word response
  6. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  7. Implies you should commit fraud
  8. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  9. Sent from my iphone
  10. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  11. rants about their personal life
  12. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  13. Misspells your name
  14. Has zero understanding of the situation
  15. Roasts your whole life
  16. No subject
  17. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  18. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  19. Whole body of email in subject line
  20. email raises more questions than answers
  21. Microaggression
  22. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  23. It's on the syllabus
  24. no capital letters