Roastsyourwhole lifenocapitallettersasks youto bypassa paywallfor themMicroaggressionseveraltyposSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Respondsat 4amforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle italludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itSentfrom myiphoneemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersone wordresponseMisspellsyournamecc's you tovolunteeryou forworkAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askeduses theugliest fontimaginableHas zerounderstandingof thesituationForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationWhole bodyof email insubject lineImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudrantsabout theirpersonallifeIt's onthesyllabusInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsNosubjectRoastsyourwhole lifenocapitallettersasks youto bypassa paywallfor themMicroaggressionseveraltyposSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Respondsat 4amforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle italludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itSentfrom myiphoneemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersone wordresponseMisspellsyournamecc's you tovolunteeryou forworkAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askeduses theugliest fontimaginableHas zerounderstandingof thesituationForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationWhole bodyof email insubject lineImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudrantsabout theirpersonallifeIt's onthesyllabusInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsNosubject

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Roasts your whole life
  2. no capital letters
  3. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  4. Microaggression
  5. several typos
  6. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  7. Responds at 4am
  8. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  9. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  10. Sent from my iphone
  11. email raises more questions than answers
  12. one word response
  13. Misspells your name
  14. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  15. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  16. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  17. Has zero understanding of the situation
  18. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  19. Whole body of email in subject line
  20. Implies you should commit fraud
  21. rants about their personal life
  22. It's on the syllabus
  23. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  24. No subject