one wordresponseRoastsyourwhole lifecc's you tovolunteeryou forworkMicroaggressionHas zerounderstandingof thesituationMisspellsyournameInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedseveraltyposemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersWhole bodyof email insubject lineSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Sentfrom myiphonerantsabout theirpersonallifeIt's onthesyllabususes theugliest fontimaginableasks youto bypassa paywallfor themalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itNosubjectRespondsat 4amForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationnocapitallettersforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itone wordresponseRoastsyourwhole lifecc's you tovolunteeryou forworkMicroaggressionHas zerounderstandingof thesituationMisspellsyournameInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedseveraltyposemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersWhole bodyof email insubject lineSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Sentfrom myiphonerantsabout theirpersonallifeIt's onthesyllabususes theugliest fontimaginableasks youto bypassa paywallfor themalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itNosubjectRespondsat 4amForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationnocapitallettersforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle it

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. one word response
  2. Roasts your whole life
  3. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  4. Microaggression
  5. Has zero understanding of the situation
  6. Misspells your name
  7. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  8. Implies you should commit fraud
  9. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  10. several typos
  11. email raises more questions than answers
  12. Whole body of email in subject line
  13. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  14. Sent from my iphone
  15. rants about their personal life
  16. It's on the syllabus
  17. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  18. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  19. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  20. No subject
  21. Responds at 4am
  22. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  23. no capital letters
  24. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it