one wordresponseasks youto bypassa paywallfor themWhole bodyof email insubject lineMisspellsyournamerantsabout theirpersonallifeHas zerounderstandingof thesituationInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudNosubjectIt's onthesyllabusforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itemail raisesmorequestionsthananswerscc's you tovolunteeryou forworkSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Answersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askednocapitallettersRoastsyourwhole lifeForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationSentfrom myiphonealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itMicroaggressionRespondsat 4amuses theugliest fontimaginableseveraltyposone wordresponseasks youto bypassa paywallfor themWhole bodyof email insubject lineMisspellsyournamerantsabout theirpersonallifeHas zerounderstandingof thesituationInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudNosubjectIt's onthesyllabusforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itemail raisesmorequestionsthananswerscc's you tovolunteeryou forworkSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Answersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askednocapitallettersRoastsyourwhole lifeForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationSentfrom myiphonealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itMicroaggressionRespondsat 4amuses theugliest fontimaginableseveraltypos

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. one word response
  2. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  3. Whole body of email in subject line
  4. Misspells your name
  5. rants about their personal life
  6. Has zero understanding of the situation
  7. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  8. Implies you should commit fraud
  9. No subject
  10. It's on the syllabus
  11. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  12. email raises more questions than answers
  13. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  14. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  15. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  16. no capital letters
  17. Roasts your whole life
  18. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  19. Sent from my iphone
  20. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  21. Microaggression
  22. Responds at 4am
  23. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  24. several typos