Impliesyou shouldcommitfraudone wordresponseForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationseveraltyposforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle ituses theugliest fontimaginableemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersWhole bodyof email insubject linealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itRoastsyourwhole lifeRespondsat 4amSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Answersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedrantsabout theirpersonallifecc's you tovolunteeryou forworkasks youto bypassa paywallfor themNosubjectnocapitallettersInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsIt's onthesyllabusSentfrom myiphoneHas zerounderstandingof thesituationMisspellsyournameMicroaggressionImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudone wordresponseForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationseveraltyposforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle ituses theugliest fontimaginableemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersWhole bodyof email insubject linealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itRoastsyourwhole lifeRespondsat 4amSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Answersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedrantsabout theirpersonallifecc's you tovolunteeryou forworkasks youto bypassa paywallfor themNosubjectnocapitallettersInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsIt's onthesyllabusSentfrom myiphoneHas zerounderstandingof thesituationMisspellsyournameMicroaggression

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Implies you should commit fraud
  2. one word response
  3. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  4. several typos
  5. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  6. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  7. email raises more questions than answers
  8. Whole body of email in subject line
  9. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  10. Roasts your whole life
  11. Responds at 4am
  12. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  13. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  14. rants about their personal life
  15. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  16. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  17. No subject
  18. no capital letters
  19. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  20. It's on the syllabus
  21. Sent from my iphone
  22. Has zero understanding of the situation
  23. Misspells your name
  24. Microaggression