Insists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsseveraltyposuses theugliest fontimaginableMicroaggressionforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationRespondsat 4amSentfrom myiphonecc's you tovolunteeryou forworkSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)email raisesmorequestionsthananswersRoastsyourwhole lifeIt's onthesyllabusasks youto bypassa paywallfor themImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudMisspellsyournameHas zerounderstandingof thesituationnocapitallettersalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itWhole bodyof email insubject lineNosubjectone wordresponseAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedrantsabout theirpersonallifeInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsseveraltyposuses theugliest fontimaginableMicroaggressionforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationRespondsat 4amSentfrom myiphonecc's you tovolunteeryou forworkSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)email raisesmorequestionsthananswersRoastsyourwhole lifeIt's onthesyllabusasks youto bypassa paywallfor themImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudMisspellsyournameHas zerounderstandingof thesituationnocapitallettersalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itWhole bodyof email insubject lineNosubjectone wordresponseAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedrantsabout theirpersonallife

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  2. several typos
  3. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  4. Microaggression
  5. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  6. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  7. Responds at 4am
  8. Sent from my iphone
  9. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  10. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  11. email raises more questions than answers
  12. Roasts your whole life
  13. It's on the syllabus
  14. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  15. Implies you should commit fraud
  16. Misspells your name
  17. Has zero understanding of the situation
  18. no capital letters
  19. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  20. Whole body of email in subject line
  21. No subject
  22. one word response
  23. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  24. rants about their personal life