Sentfrom myiphoneNosubjectInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsMicroaggressionforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkuses theugliest fontimaginableIt's onthesyllabusRoastsyourwhole lifeRespondsat 4amAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)rantsabout theirpersonallifeasks youto bypassa paywallfor themseveraltyposnocapitallettersWhole bodyof email insubject lineForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationMisspellsyournameone wordresponsealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudHas zerounderstandingof thesituationemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersSentfrom myiphoneNosubjectInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsMicroaggressionforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkuses theugliest fontimaginableIt's onthesyllabusRoastsyourwhole lifeRespondsat 4amAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)rantsabout theirpersonallifeasks youto bypassa paywallfor themseveraltyposnocapitallettersWhole bodyof email insubject lineForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationMisspellsyournameone wordresponsealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudHas zerounderstandingof thesituationemail raisesmorequestionsthananswers

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sent from my iphone
  2. No subject
  3. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  4. Microaggression
  5. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  6. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  7. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  8. It's on the syllabus
  9. Roasts your whole life
  10. Responds at 4am
  11. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  12. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  13. rants about their personal life
  14. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  15. several typos
  16. no capital letters
  17. Whole body of email in subject line
  18. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  19. Misspells your name
  20. one word response
  21. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  22. Implies you should commit fraud
  23. Has zero understanding of the situation
  24. email raises more questions than answers