severaltyposrantsabout theirpersonallifeSentfrom myiphoneRoastsyourwhole lifeuses theugliest fontimaginableemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askednocapitallettersRespondsat 4amalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itMicroaggressioncc's you tovolunteeryou forworkforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itIt's onthesyllabusSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)asks youto bypassa paywallfor themImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudone wordresponseInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationWhole bodyof email insubject lineNosubjectMisspellsyournameHas zerounderstandingof thesituationseveraltyposrantsabout theirpersonallifeSentfrom myiphoneRoastsyourwhole lifeuses theugliest fontimaginableemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askednocapitallettersRespondsat 4amalludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itMicroaggressioncc's you tovolunteeryou forworkforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itIt's onthesyllabusSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)asks youto bypassa paywallfor themImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudone wordresponseInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsForwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationWhole bodyof email insubject lineNosubjectMisspellsyournameHas zerounderstandingof thesituation

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. several typos
  2. rants about their personal life
  3. Sent from my iphone
  4. Roasts your whole life
  5. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  6. email raises more questions than answers
  7. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  8. no capital letters
  9. Responds at 4am
  10. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  11. Microaggression
  12. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  13. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it
  14. It's on the syllabus
  15. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  16. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  17. Implies you should commit fraud
  18. one word response
  19. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  20. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  21. Whole body of email in subject line
  22. No subject
  23. Misspells your name
  24. Has zero understanding of the situation