one wordresponseImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudasks youto bypassa paywallfor themrantsabout theirpersonallifeInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsIt's onthesyllabusSentfrom myiphoneSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Forwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedMisspellsyournameRoastsyourwhole lifeWhole bodyof email insubject linealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itnocapitallettersuses theugliest fontimaginableNosubjectHas zerounderstandingof thesituationRespondsat 4amemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersMicroaggressionseveraltyposforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle itone wordresponseImpliesyou shouldcommitfraudasks youto bypassa paywallfor themrantsabout theirpersonallifeInsists it hasto wait untilafter theirnext deadlinein 3 monthsIt's onthesyllabusSentfrom myiphoneSeeattachment(email hasnoattachment)Forwardsyou an emailwith noexplanationcc's you tovolunteeryou forworkAnswersexactly oneof the 3questionsyou askedMisspellsyournameRoastsyourwhole lifeWhole bodyof email insubject linealludes to somework they did20 years agolike you wouldknow about itnocapitallettersuses theugliest fontimaginableNosubjectHas zerounderstandingof thesituationRespondsat 4amemail raisesmorequestionsthananswersMicroaggressionseveraltyposforwards youremail tosomeone elseand asks themto handle it

Emailing a Prof Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. one word response
  2. Implies you should commit fraud
  3. asks you to bypass a paywall for them
  4. rants about their personal life
  5. Insists it has to wait until after their next deadline in 3 months
  6. It's on the syllabus
  7. Sent from my iphone
  8. See attachment (email has no attachment)
  9. Forwards you an email with no explanation
  10. cc's you to volunteer you for work
  11. Answers exactly one of the 3 questions you asked
  12. Misspells your name
  13. Roasts your whole life
  14. Whole body of email in subject line
  15. alludes to some work they did 20 years ago like you would know about it
  16. no capital letters
  17. uses the ugliest font imaginable
  18. No subject
  19. Has zero understanding of the situation
  20. Responds at 4am
  21. email raises more questions than answers
  22. Microaggression
  23. several typos
  24. forwards your email to someone else and asks them to handle it