Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Your ex istheLiteraryManager.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20.Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.Anotherfor theBRAID!Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event.TheBraid.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.TheBraidAGAIN!Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Your ex istheLiteraryManager.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20.Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.Anotherfor theBRAID!Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event.TheBraid.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.TheBraidAGAIN!Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.

Play Submission Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Clearly states on website that they want submissions, then respond by saying they don't take submissions.
  2. At first, you think it is something else, but it turns out to be the BRAID!
  3. Company that has never done an original work in a decade yet still seeks submissions.
  4. Must be a member of 6 marginalized groups, yet, you are only in five of them.
  5. Theatre charges a submission fee and only does original works by their board members.
  6. Your ex is the Literary Manager.
  7. $25 Submission fee for a "contest" at a community theatre in the middle of nowhere with a prize of $20.
  8. Must be a resident of one county in rural Idaho and between the ages of 13 and 17.
  9. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script and pay a $20 fee.
  10. Theatre run by nobodies with no track record offers to let you read their "assessment" for a large fee.
  11. Another for the BRAID!
  12. Wants a one-minute play about a complicated,cosmic, global event.
  13. The Braid.
  14. They have turned you down a dozen times...(continued in next square)
  15. Wants a play based on a prompt about a can of soup.
  16. They folded six years ago, their website is still up.
  17. Your play will be assessed by a 19 year-old intern who does not know who Tennessee Williams is.
  18. The Braid AGAIN!
  19. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script.
  20. ...Oh, but maybe they have a new reader this year!
  21. Theatre company started by 22 year-olds who believe they can save/ change the world by doing plays.
  22. Turned down your play last year and then hit you up for a donation. Added you to mailing list.
  23. Theatre's Mission Statement is five pages long. They want a ten-minute play.
  24. Email comes back as not being able to be delivered.