Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.TheBraidAGAIN!They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.Anotherfor theBRAID!Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17.Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20.Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.Your ex istheLiteraryManager.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!TheBraid.Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.TheBraidAGAIN!They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.Anotherfor theBRAID!Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17.Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20.Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.Your ex istheLiteraryManager.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!TheBraid.Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.

Play Submission Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Theatre charges a submission fee and only does original works by their board members.
  2. Wants a play based on a prompt about a can of soup.
  3. At first, you think it is something else, but it turns out to be the BRAID!
  4. Theatre run by nobodies with no track record offers to let you read their "assessment" for a large fee.
  5. Turned down your play last year and then hit you up for a donation. Added you to mailing list.
  6. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script and pay a $20 fee.
  7. The Braid AGAIN!
  8. They folded six years ago, their website is still up.
  9. Clearly states on website that they want submissions, then respond by saying they don't take submissions.
  10. Another for the BRAID!
  11. Must be a resident of one county in rural Idaho and between the ages of 13 and 17.
  12. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script.
  13. $25 Submission fee for a "contest" at a community theatre in the middle of nowhere with a prize of $20.
  14. Theatre company started by 22 year-olds who believe they can save/ change the world by doing plays.
  15. Email comes back as not being able to be delivered.
  16. Your ex is the Literary Manager.
  17. Your play will be assessed by a 19 year-old intern who does not know who Tennessee Williams is.
  18. Theatre's Mission Statement is five pages long. They want a ten-minute play.
  19. Wants a one-minute play about a complicated,cosmic, global event.
  20. ...Oh, but maybe they have a new reader this year!
  21. The Braid.
  22. Company that has never done an original work in a decade yet still seeks submissions.
  23. They have turned you down a dozen times...(continued in next square)
  24. Must be a member of 6 marginalized groups, yet, you are only in five of them.