TheBraid.Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Anotherfor theBRAID!TheBraidAGAIN!Your ex istheLiteraryManager.Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script.Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.TheBraid.Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Anotherfor theBRAID!TheBraidAGAIN!Your ex istheLiteraryManager.Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script.Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.

Play Submission Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Braid.
  2. Company that has never done an original work in a decade yet still seeks submissions.
  3. Email comes back as not being able to be delivered.
  4. Wants a one-minute play about a complicated,cosmic, global event.
  5. $25 Submission fee for a "contest" at a community theatre in the middle of nowhere with a prize of $20.
  6. ...Oh, but maybe they have a new reader this year!
  7. They folded six years ago, their website is still up.
  8. At first, you think it is something else, but it turns out to be the BRAID!
  9. Clearly states on website that they want submissions, then respond by saying they don't take submissions.
  10. Wants a play based on a prompt about a can of soup.
  11. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script and pay a $20 fee.
  12. Theatre's Mission Statement is five pages long. They want a ten-minute play.
  13. Theatre charges a submission fee and only does original works by their board members.
  14. Another for the BRAID!
  15. The Braid AGAIN!
  16. Your ex is the Literary Manager.
  17. Theatre company started by 22 year-olds who believe they can save/ change the world by doing plays.
  18. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script.
  19. Must be a member of 6 marginalized groups, yet, you are only in five of them.
  20. Must be a resident of one county in rural Idaho and between the ages of 13 and 17.
  21. Your play will be assessed by a 19 year-old intern who does not know who Tennessee Williams is.
  22. They have turned you down a dozen times...(continued in next square)
  23. Theatre run by nobodies with no track record offers to let you read their "assessment" for a large fee.
  24. Turned down your play last year and then hit you up for a donation. Added you to mailing list.