Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.TheBraidAGAIN!At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script.Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20.Your ex istheLiteraryManager.Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.TheBraid.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.Anotherfor theBRAID!Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.TheBraidAGAIN!At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script.Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20.Your ex istheLiteraryManager.Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.TheBraid.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.Anotherfor theBRAID!Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.

Play Submission Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Clearly states on website that they want submissions, then respond by saying they don't take submissions.
  2. The Braid AGAIN!
  3. At first, you think it is something else, but it turns out to be the BRAID!
  4. Theatre charges a submission fee and only does original works by their board members.
  5. Must be a resident of one county in rural Idaho and between the ages of 13 and 17.
  6. ...Oh, but maybe they have a new reader this year!
  7. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script.
  8. Theatre company started by 22 year-olds who believe they can save/ change the world by doing plays.
  9. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script and pay a $20 fee.
  10. Wants a one-minute play about a complicated,cosmic, global event.
  11. $25 Submission fee for a "contest" at a community theatre in the middle of nowhere with a prize of $20.
  12. Your ex is the Literary Manager.
  13. Must be a member of 6 marginalized groups, yet, you are only in five of them.
  14. Email comes back as not being able to be delivered.
  15. Company that has never done an original work in a decade yet still seeks submissions.
  16. Wants a play based on a prompt about a can of soup.
  17. The Braid.
  18. Your play will be assessed by a 19 year-old intern who does not know who Tennessee Williams is.
  19. Another for the BRAID!
  20. Turned down your play last year and then hit you up for a donation. Added you to mailing list.
  21. Theatre run by nobodies with no track record offers to let you read their "assessment" for a large fee.
  22. They have turned you down a dozen times...(continued in next square)
  23. They folded six years ago, their website is still up.
  24. Theatre's Mission Statement is five pages long. They want a ten-minute play.