Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.TheBraidAGAIN!At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17.TheBraid....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script.Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.Anotherfor theBRAID!Your ex istheLiteraryManager.Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.Must be amember of 6marginalizedgroups, yet, youare only in fiveof them.Clearly states onwebsite that theywant submissions,then respond bysaying they don'ttake submissions.Wants a playbased on apromptabout a canof soup.TheBraidAGAIN!At first, you thinkit is somethingelse, but it turnsout to be theBRAID!Wants a one-minuteplay about acomplicated,cosmic,global event.They haveturned youdown a dozentimes...(continued innext square)Turned down yourplay last year andthen hit you up fora donation. Addedyou to mailing list.Theatre charges asubmission feeand only doesoriginal works bytheir boardmembers.Theatre companystarted by 22 year-olds who believethey can save/change the world bydoing plays.Theatre wantsyou to send inthree hardcopies of yourscript and pay a$20 fee.$25 Submission feefor a "contest" at acommunity theatrein the middle ofnowhere with aprize of $20.Your play will beassessed by a 19year-old internwho does notknow whoTennesseeWilliams is.Email comesback as notbeing able tobe delivered.They foldedsix yearsago, theirwebsite isstill up.Must be a residentof one county inrural Idaho andbetween the agesof 13 and 17.TheBraid....Oh, butmaybe theyhave a newreader thisyear!Theatrewants you tosend in threehard copiesof your script.Company thathas never donean original workin a decade yetstill seekssubmissions.Theatre'sMissionStatement is fivepages long.They want a ten-minute play.Anotherfor theBRAID!Your ex istheLiteraryManager.Theatre run bynobodies with notrack record offersto let you readtheir "assessment"for a large fee.

Play Submission Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Must be a member of 6 marginalized groups, yet, you are only in five of them.
  2. Clearly states on website that they want submissions, then respond by saying they don't take submissions.
  3. Wants a play based on a prompt about a can of soup.
  4. The Braid AGAIN!
  5. At first, you think it is something else, but it turns out to be the BRAID!
  6. Wants a one-minute play about a complicated,cosmic, global event.
  7. They have turned you down a dozen times...(continued in next square)
  8. Turned down your play last year and then hit you up for a donation. Added you to mailing list.
  9. Theatre charges a submission fee and only does original works by their board members.
  10. Theatre company started by 22 year-olds who believe they can save/ change the world by doing plays.
  11. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script and pay a $20 fee.
  12. $25 Submission fee for a "contest" at a community theatre in the middle of nowhere with a prize of $20.
  13. Your play will be assessed by a 19 year-old intern who does not know who Tennessee Williams is.
  14. Email comes back as not being able to be delivered.
  15. They folded six years ago, their website is still up.
  16. Must be a resident of one county in rural Idaho and between the ages of 13 and 17.
  17. The Braid.
  18. ...Oh, but maybe they have a new reader this year!
  19. Theatre wants you to send in three hard copies of your script.
  20. Company that has never done an original work in a decade yet still seeks submissions.
  21. Theatre's Mission Statement is five pages long. They want a ten-minute play.
  22. Another for the BRAID!
  23. Your ex is the Literary Manager.
  24. Theatre run by nobodies with no track record offers to let you read their "assessment" for a large fee.