Can’t figureout how touse acomputerRamblesaboutsomethingpointlessStands up andwalks aroundthen sits backdown for noreasonTalking withhis hands tohide hedoesn’t knowwhat he’sexplainingOpensmouthAnd staresat screen“This isveryimportantfor… “SighsuncomfortablyLaughsfor noreason“Askthe TA”Talks abouttech from the1970s or1980sAsks theclass “right?”And standsthereTries to tella joke thatdoesn’tlandScrolls upand down onnoteslooking forsomethingShowsup lateto classCan’t explaina problem onthe slides“Yaknow?”Messes upattendanceTries to fakehis waythroughcomplexmathHandwritingnobody canread on theslideRubshandstogetherSinglessomeoneout to getsomeone totalkAwkwardsilenceForgets to posthomework/homework wasdue last year onblackboardLecturenotes arefrom his30sCan’t figureout how touse acomputerRamblesaboutsomethingpointlessStands up andwalks aroundthen sits backdown for noreasonTalking withhis hands tohide hedoesn’t knowwhat he’sexplainingOpensmouthAnd staresat screen“This isveryimportantfor… “SighsuncomfortablyLaughsfor noreason“Askthe TA”Talks abouttech from the1970s or1980sAsks theclass “right?”And standsthereTries to tella joke thatdoesn’tlandScrolls upand down onnoteslooking forsomethingShowsup lateto classCan’t explaina problem onthe slides“Yaknow?”Messes upattendanceTries to fakehis waythroughcomplexmathHandwritingnobody canread on theslideRubshandstogetherSinglessomeoneout to getsomeone totalkAwkwardsilenceForgets to posthomework/homework wasdue last year onblackboardLecturenotes arefrom his30s

Salari Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can’t figure out how to use a computer
  2. Rambles about something pointless
  3. Stands up and walks around then sits back down for no reason
  4. Talking with his hands to hide he doesn’t know what he’s explaining
  5. Opens mouth And stares at screen
  6. “This is very important for… “
  7. Sighs uncomfortably
  8. Laughs for no reason
  9. “Ask the TA”
  10. Talks about tech from the 1970s or 1980s
  11. Asks the class “right?” And stands there
  12. Tries to tell a joke that doesn’t land
  13. Scrolls up and down on notes looking for something
  14. Shows up late to class
  15. Can’t explain a problem on the slides
  16. “Ya know?”
  17. Messes up attendance
  18. Tries to fake his way through complex math
  19. Handwriting nobody can read on the slide
  20. Rubs hands together
  21. Singles someone out to get someone to talk
  22. Awkward silence
  23. Forgets to post homework/ homework was due last year on blackboard
  24. Lecture notes are from his 30s