panics during stealth attempt elden ring reference grandpa voice make dubious food repeatedly plays naked doesn't understand how to beat guardians beats a shrine by accident avoids main quest for hours pets a dog runs out of stamina and dies boomer rant bit where he pretends to be a little kid and parental figure presses the wrong button during a fight tries to kill unkillable npcs mispronounces a character's name for too long fails to parry guardian beam otto complains about controls gets sidetracked mid-quest gets stuck in a divine beast for longer than an hour jex moment cute horse moment runs out of stamina while gliding beats a puzzle by breaking the game freezes to death complains about weapon durability worst noise 2022 drowns burns to death fails at stealth attempt beats a puzzle by cheating incorrect plot prediction jumps off the plateau horse dies can't remember important npc's name lumberjack jerma eating something stupid bit needs help from chat tames horse first try goes straight to Hyrule Castle accidentally whistles for his horse can't figure out how to solve shrines falls to his death by accident beats a boss first try falls in lava shield surfs for the first time and dies correct plot prediction otto voice plays for 8 hours forgets how to play the game midfight blows himself up with a bomb dies within 10 mins fall joke "if i do x then i have to do y" can't figure out how to cook loves the game peepohappy fights with stick killed by the first lynel he sees complains about weapons destroys EVERYTHING he can (ie boxes, barrels) panics during stealth attempt elden ring reference grandpa voice make dubious food repeatedly plays naked doesn't understand how to beat guardians beats a shrine by accident avoids main quest for hours pets a dog runs out of stamina and dies boomer rant bit where he pretends to be a little kid and parental figure presses the wrong button during a fight tries to kill unkillable npcs mispronounces a character's name for too long fails to parry guardian beam otto complains about controls gets sidetracked mid-quest gets stuck in a divine beast for longer than an hour jex moment cute horse moment runs out of stamina while gliding beats a puzzle by breaking the game freezes to death complains about weapon durability worst noise 2022 drowns burns to death fails at stealth attempt beats a puzzle by cheating incorrect plot prediction jumps off the plateau horse dies can't remember important npc's name lumberjack jerma eating something stupid bit needs help from chat tames horse first try goes straight to Hyrule Castle accidentally whistles for his horse can't figure out how to solve shrines falls to his death by accident beats a boss first try falls in lava shield surfs for the first time and dies correct plot prediction otto voice plays for 8 hours forgets how to play the game midfight blows himself up with a bomb dies within 10 mins fall joke "if i do x then i have to do y" can't figure out how to cook loves the game peepohappy fights with stick killed by the first lynel he sees complains about weapons destroys EVERYTHING he can (ie boxes, barrels)
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panics during stealth attempt
elden ring reference
grandpa voice
make dubious food repeatedly
plays naked
doesn't understand how to beat guardians
beats a shrine by accident
avoids main quest for hours
pets a dog
runs out of stamina and dies
boomer rant
bit where he pretends to be a little kid and parental figure
presses the wrong button during a fight
tries to kill unkillable npcs
mispronounces a character's name for too long
fails to parry guardian beam
otto
complains about controls
gets sidetracked mid-quest
gets stuck in a divine beast for longer than an hour
jex moment
cute horse moment
runs out of stamina while gliding
beats a puzzle by breaking the game
freezes to death
complains about weapon durability
worst noise 2022
drowns
burns to death
fails at stealth attempt
beats a puzzle by cheating
incorrect plot prediction
jumps off the plateau
horse dies
can't remember important npc's name
lumberjack jerma
eating something stupid bit
needs help from chat
tames horse first try
goes straight to Hyrule Castle
accidentally whistles for his horse
can't figure out how to solve shrines
falls to his death by accident
beats a boss first try
falls in lava
shield surfs for the first time and dies
correct plot prediction
otto voice
plays for 8 hours
forgets how to play the game midfight
blows himself up with a bomb
dies within 10 mins
fall joke
"if i do x then i have to do y"
can't figure out how to cook
loves the game peepohappy
fights with stick
killed by the first lynel he sees
complains about weapons
destroys EVERYTHING he can (ie boxes, barrels)
