"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"ShippingtimewoesSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseNew projectthat we don'thave time todoReferenceto anAkin'sLawImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical time"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Request forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akinswears!Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsIssue withthe poolthis weekSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorysomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!StorytimewithDave!Goddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$NewundergradabandonsprojectAkinappearsto beasleepReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Mention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedML/neuralnetworkjokeJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkintravelingRanger isbrokenand here'swhyAkinforgetssoftwareagainCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop again"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"ShippingtimewoesSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseNew projectthat we don'thave time todoReferenceto anAkin'sLawImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical time"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Request forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akinswears!Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsIssue withthe poolthis weekSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorysomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!StorytimewithDave!Goddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$NewundergradabandonsprojectAkinappearsto beasleepReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Mention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedML/neuralnetworkjokeJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkintravelingRanger isbrokenand here'swhyAkinforgetssoftwareagainCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop again

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  2. Shipping time woes
  3. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  4. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  5. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  6. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  7. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  8. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  9. New project that we don't have time to do
  10. Reference to an Akin's Law
  11. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  12. "What robot are we talking about again?"
  13. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  14. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  15. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  16. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  17. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  18. Akin swears!
  19. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  20. Internal deadline slips further back!
  21. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  22. Issue with the pool this week
  23. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  24. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  25. Storytime with Dave!
  26. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  27. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  28. New undergrad abandons project
  29. Akin appears to be asleep
  30. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  31. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  32. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  33. ML/neural network joke
  34. Josh references ETH Zurich
  35. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  36. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  37. Akin traveling
  38. Ranger is broken and here's why
  39. Akin forgets software again
  40. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again