Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressML/neuralnetworkjokeMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentJoshreferencesETHZurichRanger isbrokenand here'swhySomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomAkintravelingLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!ShippingtimewoesIssue withthe poolthis weekSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop again"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Akinappearsto beasleepAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneStorytimewithDave!New projectthat we don'thave time todoMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Referenceto anAkin'sLawGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinswears!Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkinforgetssoftwareagainNewundergradabandonsprojectPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressML/neuralnetworkjokeMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentJoshreferencesETHZurichRanger isbrokenand here'swhySomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomAkintravelingLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!ShippingtimewoesIssue withthe poolthis weekSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop again"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Akinappearsto beasleepAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneStorytimewithDave!New projectthat we don'thave time todoMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Referenceto anAkin'sLawGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinswears!Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkinforgetssoftwareagainNewundergradabandonsproject

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  2. ML/neural network joke
  3. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  4. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  5. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  6. Josh references ETH Zurich
  7. Ranger is broken and here's why
  8. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  9. Akin traveling
  10. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  11. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  12. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  13. Shipping time woes
  14. Issue with the pool this week
  15. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  16. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  17. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  18. "What robot are we talking about again?"
  19. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  20. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  21. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  22. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  23. Internal deadline slips further back!
  24. Akin appears to be asleep
  25. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  26. Storytime with Dave!
  27. New project that we don't have time to do
  28. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  29. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  30. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  31. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  32. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  33. Reference to an Akin's Law
  34. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  35. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  36. Akin swears!
  37. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  38. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  39. Akin forgets software again
  40. New undergrad abandons project