Akinswears!Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeStorytimewithDave!Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workReferenceto anAkin'sLawMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitIssue withthe poolthis week"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"AkintravelingSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsML/neuralnetworkjokeReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneRanger isbrokenand here'swhyAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinforgetssoftwareagain"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Goddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!JoshreferencesETHZurichMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinappearsto beasleepNew projectthat we don'thave time todoShippingtimewoesInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Someone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryNewundergradabandonsprojectAkinswears!Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeStorytimewithDave!Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workReferenceto anAkin'sLawMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitIssue withthe poolthis week"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"AkintravelingSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsML/neuralnetworkjokeReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneRanger isbrokenand here'swhyAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinforgetssoftwareagain"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Goddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!JoshreferencesETHZurichMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinappearsto beasleepNew projectthat we don'thave time todoShippingtimewoesInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Someone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryNewundergradabandonsproject

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Akin swears!
  2. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  3. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  4. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  5. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  6. Storytime with Dave!
  7. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  8. Reference to an Akin's Law
  9. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  10. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  11. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  12. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  13. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  14. Issue with the pool this week
  15. "What robot are we talking about again?"
  16. Akin traveling
  17. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  18. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  19. ML/neural network joke
  20. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  21. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  22. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  23. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  24. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  25. Ranger is broken and here's why
  26. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  27. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  28. Akin forgets software again
  29. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  30. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  31. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  32. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  33. Josh references ETH Zurich
  34. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  35. Akin appears to be asleep
  36. New project that we don't have time to do
  37. Shipping time woes
  38. Internal deadline slips further back!
  39. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  40. New undergrad abandons project