Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetJoshreferencesETHZurich"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"ShippingtimewoesAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workReferenceto anAkin'sLawAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)AkintravelingML/neuralnetworkjokeSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)New projectthat we don'thave time todoGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryIssue withthe poolthis week"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionNewundergradabandonsprojectMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Mention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinforgetssoftwareagainAkinswears!Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timesomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Ranger isbrokenand here'swhyInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Akinappearsto beasleepStorytimewithDave!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetJoshreferencesETHZurich"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"ShippingtimewoesAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workReferenceto anAkin'sLawAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)AkintravelingML/neuralnetworkjokeSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)New projectthat we don'thave time todoGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryIssue withthe poolthis week"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionNewundergradabandonsprojectMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Mention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinforgetssoftwareagainAkinswears!Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timesomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Ranger isbrokenand here'swhyInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Akinappearsto beasleepStorytimewithDave!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelse

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  2. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  3. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  4. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  5. Josh references ETH Zurich
  6. "What robot are we talking about again?"
  7. Shipping time woes
  8. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  9. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  10. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  11. Reference to an Akin's Law
  12. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  13. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  14. Akin traveling
  15. ML/neural network joke
  16. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  17. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  18. New project that we don't have time to do
  19. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  20. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  21. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  22. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  23. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  24. Issue with the pool this week
  25. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  26. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  27. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  28. New undergrad abandons project
  29. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  30. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  31. Akin forgets software again
  32. Akin swears!
  33. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  34. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  35. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  36. Ranger is broken and here's why
  37. Internal deadline slips further back!
  38. Akin appears to be asleep
  39. Storytime with Dave!
  40. Misattribution of work to somebody else