StorytimewithDave!AkintravelingSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryML/neuralnetworkjokeAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitNew projectthat we don'thave time todoNewundergradabandonsprojectAkinappearsto beasleepCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab work"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsShippingtimewoesSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomRanger isbrokenand here'swhyInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Someoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Referenceto anAkin'sLawGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingJoshreferencesETHZurichReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akinswears!Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadIssue withthe poolthis weekLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkinforgetssoftwareagainMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"StorytimewithDave!AkintravelingSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryML/neuralnetworkjokeAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitNew projectthat we don'thave time todoNewundergradabandonsprojectAkinappearsto beasleepCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab work"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsShippingtimewoesSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomRanger isbrokenand here'swhyInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Someoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Referenceto anAkin'sLawGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingJoshreferencesETHZurichReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akinswears!Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadIssue withthe poolthis weekLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkinforgetssoftwareagainMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Storytime with Dave!
  2. Akin traveling
  3. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  4. ML/neural network joke
  5. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  6. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  7. New project that we don't have time to do
  8. New undergrad abandons project
  9. Akin appears to be asleep
  10. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  11. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  12. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  13. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  14. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  15. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  16. Shipping time woes
  17. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  18. Ranger is broken and here's why
  19. Internal deadline slips further back!
  20. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  21. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  22. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  23. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  24. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  25. Reference to an Akin's Law
  26. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  27. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  28. Josh references ETH Zurich
  29. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  30. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  31. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  32. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  33. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  34. Akin swears!
  35. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  36. Issue with the pool this week
  37. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  38. Akin forgets software again
  39. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  40. "What robot are we talking about again?"