Someoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkinappearsto beasleepAkintravelingAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!NewundergradabandonsprojectGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatStorytimewithDave!Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomNew projectthat we don'thave time todoReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workML/neuralnetworkjokeShippingtimewoesMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkinswears!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAkinforgetssoftwareagain"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"somebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$JoshreferencesETHZurich"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsRanger isbrokenand here'swhyTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitIssue withthe poolthis weekImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Referenceto anAkin'sLawReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkinappearsto beasleepAkintravelingAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!NewundergradabandonsprojectGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatStorytimewithDave!Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomNew projectthat we don'thave time todoReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workML/neuralnetworkjokeShippingtimewoesMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkinswears!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAkinforgetssoftwareagain"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"somebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$JoshreferencesETHZurich"What robotare wetalking aboutagain?"RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsRanger isbrokenand here'swhyTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitIssue withthe poolthis weekImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Referenceto anAkin'sLawReferenceto/requestfor no-costextension

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  2. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  3. Akin appears to be asleep
  4. Akin traveling
  5. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  6. Internal deadline slips further back!
  7. New undergrad abandons project
  8. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  9. Storytime with Dave!
  10. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  11. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  12. New project that we don't have time to do
  13. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  14. ML/neural network joke
  15. Shipping time woes
  16. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  17. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  18. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  19. Akin swears!
  20. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  21. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  22. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  23. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  24. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  25. Akin forgets software again
  26. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  27. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  28. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  29. Josh references ETH Zurich
  30. "What robot are we talking about again?"
  31. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  32. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  33. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  34. Ranger is broken and here's why
  35. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  36. Issue with the pool this week
  37. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  38. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  39. Reference to an Akin's Law
  40. Reference to/request for no-cost extension