Lied aboutyour child’sage to geta discount“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Spent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Told your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Been forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discount“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Spent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Told your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Been forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athome

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  2. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  3. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  4. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  5. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  6. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  7. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  8. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  9. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  10. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  11. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  12. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  13. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  14. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  15. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  16. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  17. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  18. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  19. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  20. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  21. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  22. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  23. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  24. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home