Called your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Sniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Called your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Sniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  2. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  3. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  4. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  5. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  6. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  7. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  8. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  9. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  10. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  11. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  12. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  13. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  14. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  15. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  16. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  17. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  18. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  19. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  20. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  21. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  22. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  23. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  24. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.