Taken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreak“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Called your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Skipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreak“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Called your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Skipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublic

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  2. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  3. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  4. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  5. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  6. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  7. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  8. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  9. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  10. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  11. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  12. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  13. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  14. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  15. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  16. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  17. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  18. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  19. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  20. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  21. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  22. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  23. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  24. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public