Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomePrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo faster“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Googled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Been forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Spent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomePrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo faster“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Googled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Been forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Spent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutes

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  2. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  3. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  4. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  5. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  6. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  7. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  8. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  9. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  10. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  11. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  12. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  13. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  14. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  15. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  16. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  17. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  18. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  19. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  20. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  21. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  22. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  23. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  24. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes