Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Sniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Envied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Sniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Envied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  2. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  3. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  4. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  5. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  6. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  7. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  8. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  9. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  10. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  11. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  12. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  13. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  14. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  15. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  16. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  17. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  18. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  19. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  20. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  21. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  22. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  23. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  24. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.