Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Lied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Prayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Used your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Accidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Lied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Prayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Used your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Accidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthem

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  2. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  3. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  4. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  5. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  6. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  7. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  8. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  9. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  10. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  11. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  12. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  13. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  14. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  15. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  16. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  17. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  18. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  19. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  20. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  21. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  22. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  23. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  24. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them