“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Prayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Told your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Sniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo faster“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Prayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Told your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Sniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo faster

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  2. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  3. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  4. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  5. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  6. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  7. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  8. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  9. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  10. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  11. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  12. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  13. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  14. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  15. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  16. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  17. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  18. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  19. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  20. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  21. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  22. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  23. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  24. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster