Used your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Spent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreak“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Laughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Taken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomePrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Spent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreak“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Laughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Taken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomePrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenter

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  2. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  3. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  4. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  5. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  6. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  7. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  8. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  9. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  10. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  11. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  12. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  13. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  14. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  15. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  16. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  17. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  18. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  19. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  20. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  21. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  22. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  23. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  24. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter