Been forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Used your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Skipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Used your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Skipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeeting

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  2. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  3. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  4. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  5. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  6. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  7. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  8. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  9. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  10. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  11. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  12. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  13. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  14. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  15. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  16. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  17. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  18. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  19. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  20. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  21. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  22. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  23. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  24. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting