Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Envied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Used your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Taken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenter“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Envied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Used your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Taken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Cried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenter“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritating

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  2. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  3. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  4. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  5. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  6. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  7. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  8. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  9. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  10. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  11. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  12. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  13. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  14. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  15. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  16. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  17. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  18. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  19. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  20. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  21. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  22. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  23. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  24. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating