Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Told your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Googled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Skipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Told your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Googled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Skipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo faster

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  2. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  3. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  4. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  5. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  6. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  7. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  8. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  9. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  10. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  11. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  12. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  13. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  14. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  15. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  16. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  17. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  18. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  19. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  20. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  21. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  22. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  23. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  24. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster