“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Steered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Accidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomePrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Googled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Steered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Accidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomePrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Googled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Bought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  2. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  3. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  4. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  5. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  6. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  7. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  8. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  9. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  10. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  11. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  12. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  13. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  14. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  15. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  16. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  17. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  18. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  19. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  20. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  21. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  22. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  23. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  24. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.