Sniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Been forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenter“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Envied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Prayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Spent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Been forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenter“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Envied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Prayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingAccidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Spent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreak

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  2. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  3. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  4. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  5. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  6. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  7. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  8. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  9. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  10. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  11. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  12. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  13. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  14. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  15. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  16. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  17. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  18. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  19. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  20. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  21. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  22. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  23. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  24. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break