Sniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Googled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Watched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Accidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Googled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Been morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Watched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutesLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Accidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemLied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateHad a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeHad entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsEatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSteered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wantto

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  2. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  3. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  4. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  5. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  6. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  7. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  8. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  9. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  10. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  11. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  12. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  13. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  14. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  15. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  16. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  17. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  18. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  19. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  20. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  21. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps
  22. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  23. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  24. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to