Found yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutes“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Accidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Steered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Lied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscrapsFound yourselfusing a phraseyou used to hateyour ownparents using onyouBought yourchild a presentthat yousecretly wantedfor yourself.Had a crushon achildren’s TVpresenterTaken advantage ofyour child’s lack ofeconomic savvy,and paid them 25cents to pull outweeds for two hoursCried way more thanyou did before havingkids when watchingshows or readingbooks about a childmeeting a terriblefateWatched an entireepisode of a kids’show and thenrealised that therehad been no childrenin the room for thepast 15 minutes“Lost” a toyof theirs thatyou foundparticularlyirritatingTold your kid “I’llgive you to thecount of three…”andKept oncounting.Accidentallywhacked yourkid’s head on adoor framewhile carryingthemUsed your childto get out of asocialengagement youdidn’t want toattend.Eatensomething offthe floorbecause youwere too lazy togo to the binSniffedsomeone’sbottom inpublicEnvied howclean a publicbathroom wascompared toyour one athomeBeen morenervous thanyour child at aparent-teachermeetingBeen forced to avoidfun rides or going fora dip in the oceanbecause you wereresponsible forminding/carryingeveryone’s thingsSpent moretime on thetoilet than youneeded to, inorder to have abreakPrayed for rainor mild illness toavoid earlymorning soccerpracticeSkipped entireparagraphs orpages of a storybook just to makebedtime readinggo fasterGoogled your sickchild’s symptoms.Extra points if youlost sleep from theresults.Steered your kidtowards watchingmore of that show,even though theydidn’t really wanttoLaughedwhen yourkid said aswear word.Lied aboutyour child’sage to geta discountCalled your kid bytheir sibling’sname (or yoursibling’s name, orthe dog’s name)Had entiremealsconsisting ofyourchildren’sdinnerscraps

SawSaw Should Prepare For: Never have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Found yourself using a phrase you used to hate your own parents using on you
  2. Bought your child a present that you secretly wanted for yourself.
  3. Had a crush on a children’s TV presenter
  4. Taken advantage of your child’s lack of economic savvy, and paid them 25 cents to pull out weeds for two hours
  5. Cried way more than you did before having kids when watching shows or reading books about a child meeting a terrible fate
  6. Watched an entire episode of a kids’ show and then realised that there had been no children in the room for the past 15 minutes
  7. “Lost” a toy of theirs that you found particularly irritating
  8. Told your kid “I’ll give you to the count of three…” and Kept on counting.
  9. Accidentally whacked your kid’s head on a door frame while carrying them
  10. Used your child to get out of a social engagement you didn’t want to attend.
  11. Eaten something off the floor because you were too lazy to go to the bin
  12. Sniffed someone’s bottom in public
  13. Envied how clean a public bathroom was compared to your one at home
  14. Been more nervous than your child at a parent-teacher meeting
  15. Been forced to avoid fun rides or going for a dip in the ocean because you were responsible for minding/carrying everyone’s things
  16. Spent more time on the toilet than you needed to, in order to have a break
  17. Prayed for rain or mild illness to avoid early morning soccer practice
  18. Skipped entire paragraphs or pages of a story book just to make bedtime reading go faster
  19. Googled your sick child’s symptoms. Extra points if you lost sleep from the results.
  20. Steered your kid towards watching more of that show, even though they didn’t really want to
  21. Laughed when your kid said a swear word.
  22. Lied about your child’s age to get a discount
  23. Called your kid by their sibling’s name (or your sibling’s name, or the dog’s name)
  24. Had entire meals consisting of your children’s dinner scraps