Papa Maurymakes an offhandcomment abouthow things used tobe betterWendycomplainsabout Mallorytaking toomuch foodBen gets asked ifhe is dating andwhen the answer isno is set up withsomeone's distantgay relative.Bubbe sayssome form of"mygrandchildrenhate me"We getintroduced tosomeone weabsolutely donot remember.Bubbespills stuffon thetablePapa Maurytreats Ben&/or Jon asa waiterEitan makes abad joke/punduring aseriousconversationWendy attemptsimpromptu Torahstudy. Bonus points ifEitan says: "maybeanother time." Take ashot if Wendy pulls itoff.Eitan nothearingsomething butrefusing toadmit he can'thearWendy askssomeone to loadthe dishwasherand rearranges itwhen they'refinishedBen gets interruptedtrying to finish thelast 2 words of hissentence. Bonuspoints if this happens3 or more times.Bubbe and PapaMaury argue oversomething stupid.Bonus points if thisresults in a commentabout their previousmarriage.Someonebrings uppolitics.Bonus pointsif it's Maury.Eitan starts aconvo, thenimmediatelywalks away tocheck the grillSomeoneinvalidatesJon'spoliticalopinion.Bubbe snapsat Papa forsomethingout of hiscontrolSomeone tells Jonto leave space inthe convo forMallory. Bonuspoints if it'ssomeone other thanEitanA Ginsburgasks Mallorya questionthat driversher to drink.Bubbe askswhat she can doto help whenthings are veryclearly alreadydone.Eitan pullsthe wrongsizedtable clothSomeonecomplainsabout lack ofa specificchallah flavorWendycomplainsthat Eitangrabbed thewrong dishesEitan has acoughing fit onlyto immediatelysay that hiscough is betterPapa Maurymakes an offhandcomment abouthow things used tobe betterWendycomplainsabout Mallorytaking toomuch foodBen gets asked ifhe is dating andwhen the answer isno is set up withsomeone's distantgay relative.Bubbe sayssome form of"mygrandchildrenhate me"We getintroduced tosomeone weabsolutely donot remember.Bubbespills stuffon thetablePapa Maurytreats Ben&/or Jon asa waiterEitan makes abad joke/punduring aseriousconversationWendy attemptsimpromptu Torahstudy. Bonus points ifEitan says: "maybeanother time." Take ashot if Wendy pulls itoff.Eitan nothearingsomething butrefusing toadmit he can'thearWendy askssomeone to loadthe dishwasherand rearranges itwhen they'refinishedBen gets interruptedtrying to finish thelast 2 words of hissentence. Bonuspoints if this happens3 or more times.Bubbe and PapaMaury argue oversomething stupid.Bonus points if thisresults in a commentabout their previousmarriage.Someonebrings uppolitics.Bonus pointsif it's Maury.Eitan starts aconvo, thenimmediatelywalks away tocheck the grillSomeoneinvalidatesJon'spoliticalopinion.Bubbe snapsat Papa forsomethingout of hiscontrolSomeone tells Jonto leave space inthe convo forMallory. Bonuspoints if it'ssomeone other thanEitanA Ginsburgasks Mallorya questionthat driversher to drink.Bubbe askswhat she can doto help whenthings are veryclearly alreadydone.Eitan pullsthe wrongsizedtable clothSomeonecomplainsabout lack ofa specificchallah flavorWendycomplainsthat Eitangrabbed thewrong dishesEitan has acoughing fit onlyto immediatelysay that hiscough is better

Rosh Hashannah Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Papa Maury makes an offhand comment about how things used to be better
  2. Wendy complains about Mallory taking too much food
  3. Ben gets asked if he is dating and when the answer is no is set up with someone's distant gay relative.
  4. Bubbe says some form of "my grandchildren hate me"
  5. We get introduced to someone we absolutely do not remember.
  6. Bubbe spills stuff on the table
  7. Papa Maury treats Ben &/or Jon as a waiter
  8. Eitan makes a bad joke/pun during a serious conversation
  9. Wendy attempts impromptu Torah study. Bonus points if Eitan says: "maybe another time." Take a shot if Wendy pulls it off.
  10. Eitan not hearing something but refusing to admit he can't hear
  11. Wendy asks someone to load the dishwasher and rearranges it when they're finished
  12. Ben gets interrupted trying to finish the last 2 words of his sentence. Bonus points if this happens 3 or more times.
  13. Bubbe and Papa Maury argue over something stupid. Bonus points if this results in a comment about their previous marriage.
  14. Someone brings up politics. Bonus points if it's Maury.
  15. Eitan starts a convo, then immediately walks away to check the grill
  16. Someone invalidates Jon's political opinion.
  17. Bubbe snaps at Papa for something out of his control
  18. Someone tells Jon to leave space in the convo for Mallory. Bonus points if it's someone other than Eitan
  19. A Ginsburg asks Mallory a question that drivers her to drink.
  20. Bubbe asks what she can do to help when things are very clearly already done.
  21. Eitan pulls the wrong sized table cloth
  22. Someone complains about lack of a specific challah flavor
  23. Wendy complains that Eitan grabbed the wrong dishes
  24. Eitan has a coughing fit only to immediately say that his cough is better