Papa Maurymakes an offhandcomment abouthow things used tobe betterEitan has acoughing fit onlyto immediatelysay that hiscough is betterBubbe and PapaMaury argue oversomething stupid.Bonus points if thisresults in a commentabout their previousmarriage.Someonecomplainsabout lack ofa specificchallah flavorPapa Maurytreats Ben&/or Jon asa waiterBen gets asked ifhe is dating andwhen the answer isno is set up withsomeone's distantgay relative.Ben gets interruptedtrying to finish thelast 2 words of hissentence. Bonuspoints if this happens3 or more times.We getintroduced tosomeone weabsolutely donot remember.A Ginsburgasks Mallorya questionthat driversher to drink.Eitan pullsthe wrongsizedtable clothEitan nothearingsomething butrefusing toadmit he can'thearBubbespills stuffon thetableSomeonebrings uppolitics.Bonus pointsif it's Maury.Eitan makes abad joke/punduring aseriousconversationWendycomplainsabout Mallorytaking toomuch foodSomeone tells Jonto leave space inthe convo forMallory. Bonuspoints if it'ssomeone other thanEitanSomeoneinvalidatesJon'spoliticalopinion.Bubbe sayssome form of"mygrandchildrenhate me"Wendy attemptsimpromptu Torahstudy. Bonus points ifEitan says: "maybeanother time." Take ashot if Wendy pulls itoff.Eitan starts aconvo, thenimmediatelywalks away tocheck the grillWendycomplainsthat Eitangrabbed thewrong dishesBubbe snapsat Papa forsomethingout of hiscontrolWendy askssomeone to loadthe dishwasherand rearranges itwhen they'refinishedBubbe askswhat she can doto help whenthings are veryclearly alreadydone.Papa Maurymakes an offhandcomment abouthow things used tobe betterEitan has acoughing fit onlyto immediatelysay that hiscough is betterBubbe and PapaMaury argue oversomething stupid.Bonus points if thisresults in a commentabout their previousmarriage.Someonecomplainsabout lack ofa specificchallah flavorPapa Maurytreats Ben&/or Jon asa waiterBen gets asked ifhe is dating andwhen the answer isno is set up withsomeone's distantgay relative.Ben gets interruptedtrying to finish thelast 2 words of hissentence. Bonuspoints if this happens3 or more times.We getintroduced tosomeone weabsolutely donot remember.A Ginsburgasks Mallorya questionthat driversher to drink.Eitan pullsthe wrongsizedtable clothEitan nothearingsomething butrefusing toadmit he can'thearBubbespills stuffon thetableSomeonebrings uppolitics.Bonus pointsif it's Maury.Eitan makes abad joke/punduring aseriousconversationWendycomplainsabout Mallorytaking toomuch foodSomeone tells Jonto leave space inthe convo forMallory. Bonuspoints if it'ssomeone other thanEitanSomeoneinvalidatesJon'spoliticalopinion.Bubbe sayssome form of"mygrandchildrenhate me"Wendy attemptsimpromptu Torahstudy. Bonus points ifEitan says: "maybeanother time." Take ashot if Wendy pulls itoff.Eitan starts aconvo, thenimmediatelywalks away tocheck the grillWendycomplainsthat Eitangrabbed thewrong dishesBubbe snapsat Papa forsomethingout of hiscontrolWendy askssomeone to loadthe dishwasherand rearranges itwhen they'refinishedBubbe askswhat she can doto help whenthings are veryclearly alreadydone.

Rosh Hashannah Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Papa Maury makes an offhand comment about how things used to be better
  2. Eitan has a coughing fit only to immediately say that his cough is better
  3. Bubbe and Papa Maury argue over something stupid. Bonus points if this results in a comment about their previous marriage.
  4. Someone complains about lack of a specific challah flavor
  5. Papa Maury treats Ben &/or Jon as a waiter
  6. Ben gets asked if he is dating and when the answer is no is set up with someone's distant gay relative.
  7. Ben gets interrupted trying to finish the last 2 words of his sentence. Bonus points if this happens 3 or more times.
  8. We get introduced to someone we absolutely do not remember.
  9. A Ginsburg asks Mallory a question that drivers her to drink.
  10. Eitan pulls the wrong sized table cloth
  11. Eitan not hearing something but refusing to admit he can't hear
  12. Bubbe spills stuff on the table
  13. Someone brings up politics. Bonus points if it's Maury.
  14. Eitan makes a bad joke/pun during a serious conversation
  15. Wendy complains about Mallory taking too much food
  16. Someone tells Jon to leave space in the convo for Mallory. Bonus points if it's someone other than Eitan
  17. Someone invalidates Jon's political opinion.
  18. Bubbe says some form of "my grandchildren hate me"
  19. Wendy attempts impromptu Torah study. Bonus points if Eitan says: "maybe another time." Take a shot if Wendy pulls it off.
  20. Eitan starts a convo, then immediately walks away to check the grill
  21. Wendy complains that Eitan grabbed the wrong dishes
  22. Bubbe snaps at Papa for something out of his control
  23. Wendy asks someone to load the dishwasher and rearranges it when they're finished
  24. Bubbe asks what she can do to help when things are very clearly already done.