Calls evolutionarytheory a religion(bonus if they citeDarwin as aprophet!!)Explains how you'dneed billions of yearsfor a mutation tosubstitute then tellsyou that 1600 kindsgave rise to allspecies within a fewhundred years"The evidence isall the same, it'sjust yourworldview thatinfluences howyou interpret itdifferently"Uses the fact thatscientists haven'tbeen able toentirely replicateabiogenesis tosomehow say itdidn't happenGets confusedwhen science isn'tthe same as whatthey learned whenthey were inprimary schoolFalsedichotomy,"Either you're acreationist oryou're anatheist"Can'tpronouncenames ofthings"Kids arebeingindoctrinated"Second law ofthermodynamicssomehowdisprovesabiogenesisStudied a fieldcompletelyunrelated to whatthey're speakingabout (e.g. anengineer talkingabout genetics)Vestigial organsaren't vestigialif they servesome kind ofnew purposeClaims the Biblemade predictionswhen in realityscience madepredictions and theyhad to change theirwork to fit themKindsCiting Bibleverses asevidencerather thanas claimsGeological featuresthat weren'tdeposited by a floodused as evidencefor Noah's flood(e.g. GrandCanyon)Uses theargument that ifyou don't take thewhole Bibleliterally you can'ttake any of itliterallyUses probability tocalculate thelikelihood of us as aspecies existingwithout taking intoaccount that wealready exist"You thinkwe camefrom arock"Soft tissue inTyrannosaurusfemurMischaracterisationofsomeone/somethingthat clearly does notsupport themHomology isn'treal, it's just acommon design(God is uncreativeand copy pastedeverything)Off by severalorders ofmagnitude/can'tdo highschoolmath (eitherapplies)Confusesevolutionandabiogenesis"Mix ofhumanand apebones"Calls evolutionarytheory a religion(bonus if they citeDarwin as aprophet!!)Explains how you'dneed billions of yearsfor a mutation tosubstitute then tellsyou that 1600 kindsgave rise to allspecies within a fewhundred years"The evidence isall the same, it'sjust yourworldview thatinfluences howyou interpret itdifferently"Uses the fact thatscientists haven'tbeen able toentirely replicateabiogenesis tosomehow say itdidn't happenGets confusedwhen science isn'tthe same as whatthey learned whenthey were inprimary schoolFalsedichotomy,"Either you're acreationist oryou're anatheist"Can'tpronouncenames ofthings"Kids arebeingindoctrinated"Second law ofthermodynamicssomehowdisprovesabiogenesisStudied a fieldcompletelyunrelated to whatthey're speakingabout (e.g. anengineer talkingabout genetics)Vestigial organsaren't vestigialif they servesome kind ofnew purposeClaims the Biblemade predictionswhen in realityscience madepredictions and theyhad to change theirwork to fit themKindsCiting Bibleverses asevidencerather thanas claimsGeological featuresthat weren'tdeposited by a floodused as evidencefor Noah's flood(e.g. GrandCanyon)Uses theargument that ifyou don't take thewhole Bibleliterally you can'ttake any of itliterallyUses probability tocalculate thelikelihood of us as aspecies existingwithout taking intoaccount that wealready exist"You thinkwe camefrom arock"Soft tissue inTyrannosaurusfemurMischaracterisationofsomeone/somethingthat clearly does notsupport themHomology isn'treal, it's just acommon design(God is uncreativeand copy pastedeverything)Off by severalorders ofmagnitude/can'tdo highschoolmath (eitherapplies)Confusesevolutionandabiogenesis"Mix ofhumanand apebones"

Creationist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Calls evolutionary theory a religion (bonus if they cite Darwin as a prophet!!)
  2. Explains how you'd need billions of years for a mutation to substitute then tells you that 1600 kinds gave rise to all species within a few hundred years
  3. "The evidence is all the same, it's just your worldview that influences how you interpret it differently"
  4. Uses the fact that scientists haven't been able to entirely replicate abiogenesis to somehow say it didn't happen
  5. Gets confused when science isn't the same as what they learned when they were in primary school
  6. False dichotomy, "Either you're a creationist or you're an atheist"
  7. Can't pronounce names of things
  8. "Kids are being indoctrinated"
  9. Second law of thermodynamics somehow disproves abiogenesis
  10. Studied a field completely unrelated to what they're speaking about (e.g. an engineer talking about genetics)
  11. Vestigial organs aren't vestigial if they serve some kind of new purpose
  12. Claims the Bible made predictions when in reality science made predictions and they had to change their work to fit them
  13. Kinds
  14. Citing Bible verses as evidence rather than as claims
  15. Geological features that weren't deposited by a flood used as evidence for Noah's flood (e.g. Grand Canyon)
  16. Uses the argument that if you don't take the whole Bible literally you can't take any of it literally
  17. Uses probability to calculate the likelihood of us as a species existing without taking into account that we already exist
  18. "You think we came from a rock"
  19. Soft tissue in Tyrannosaurus femur
  20. Mischaracterisation of someone/something that clearly does not support them
  21. Homology isn't real, it's just a common design (God is uncreative and copy pasted everything)
  22. Off by several orders of magnitude/can't do highschool math (either applies)
  23. Confuses evolution and abiogenesis
  24. "Mix of human and ape bones"