The Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isAlannaalmostgetskidnappedKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isAlanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceKai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Kai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Ivar looksuncomfortableIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthAlannaalmostgetskidnappedAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingIvar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedTheSquadpregamestoo hardJonthrowsupKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailBreakfastLoveLetterJonthrowsupIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Alanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withBreakfastLoveLetterJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneIvar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedIvar looksuncomfortableThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Jonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againTheSquadpregamestoo hardThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isAlannaalmostgetskidnappedKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isAlanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceKai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Kai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Ivar looksuncomfortableIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthAlannaalmostgetskidnappedAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingIvar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedTheSquadpregamestoo hardJonthrowsupKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailBreakfastLoveLetterJonthrowsupIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Alanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withBreakfastLoveLetterJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneIvar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedIvar looksuncomfortableThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Jonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againTheSquadpregamestoo hardThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togo

Idiot Squad - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Squad all lazily order the same drink
  2. Ivar downs a cocktail in sub 5 seconds
  3. Alanna somehow finds someone to talk about IR with
  4. Kai gets forced to explain to strangers what a “rapier” is
  5. Alanna almost gets kidnapped
  6. Kai gets forced to explain to strangers what a “rapier” is
  7. Alanna says “I’m fine” with a straight face
  8. Kai forgets the filters to his Aeropress
  9. Jon is forced to hold Kai’s hand again
  10. Kat has to explain who “Maverick” is to a <30 y.o.
  11. Kai forgets the filters to his Aeropress
  12. The squad spends 30 minutes trying to decide when and where to go
  13. Kat bemoans not being in the South
  14. Someone talks about a movie Alanna hasn’t seen
  15. The Squad all lazily order the same drink
  16. Kai orders a beer instead of a cocktail
  17. Alanna is forced to explain her costume at least 3 times
  18. Kat has to explain who “Maverick” is to a <30 y.o.
  19. Ivar looks uncomfortable
  20. Ivar manages to somehow stay sober
  21. Kat bemoans not being in the South
  22. Alanna almost gets kidnapped
  23. Alanna is forced to explain her costume at least 3 times
  24. Kat attempts to wink at someone
  25. Kat and Jon get into an argument about nothing
  26. Ivar falls asleep with his arms crossed
  27. The Squad pregames too hard
  28. Jon throws up
  29. Kai orders a beer instead of a cocktail
  30. Breakfast Love Letter
  31. Jon throws up
  32. Ivar downs a cocktail in sub 5 seconds
  33. The Squad ends up playing pool (poorly)
  34. Alanna says “I’m fine” with a straight face
  35. Kat and Jon get into an argument about nothing
  36. Alanna somehow finds someone to talk about IR with
  37. Breakfast Love Letter
  38. Jon mentions or talks about his foreskin
  39. Someone talks about a movie Alanna hasn’t seen
  40. Ivar manages to somehow stay sober
  41. Kat attempts to wink at someone
  42. Ivar falls asleep with his arms crossed
  43. Ivar looks uncomfortable
  44. The Squad ends up playing pool (poorly)
  45. Jon mentions or talks about his foreskin
  46. Jon is forced to hold Kai’s hand again
  47. The Squad pregames too hard
  48. The squad spends 30 minutes trying to decide when and where to go