Kai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoTheSquadpregamestoo hardKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Katbemoans notbeing in theSouthKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Alanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinAlannaalmostgetskidnappedThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Ivar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailAlannaalmostgetskidnappedJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingIvar looksuncomfortableIvar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)JonthrowsupIvar looksuncomfortableKai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberJonthrowsupIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withBreakfastLoveLetterAlanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceBreakfastLoveLetterAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberTheSquadpregamestoo hardThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingKai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoTheSquadpregamestoo hardKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Katbemoans notbeing in theSouthKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Alanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinAlannaalmostgetskidnappedThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Ivar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailAlannaalmostgetskidnappedJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingIvar looksuncomfortableIvar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)JonthrowsupIvar looksuncomfortableKai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberJonthrowsupIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withBreakfastLoveLetterAlanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceBreakfastLoveLetterAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberTheSquadpregamestoo hardThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothing

Idiot Squad - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kai forgets the filters to his Aeropress
  2. The squad spends 30 minutes trying to decide when and where to go
  3. The Squad pregames too hard
  4. Kat has to explain who “Maverick” is to a <30 y.o.
  5. Kat bemoans not being in the South
  6. Kat has to explain who “Maverick” is to a <30 y.o.
  7. Alanna says “I’m fine” with a straight face
  8. Kai gets forced to explain to strangers what a “rapier” is
  9. Kat attempts to wink at someone
  10. Ivar downs a cocktail in sub 5 seconds
  11. Jon mentions or talks about his foreskin
  12. Alanna almost gets kidnapped
  13. The Squad ends up playing pool (poorly)
  14. Ivar falls asleep with his arms crossed
  15. Kai orders a beer instead of a cocktail
  16. Alanna almost gets kidnapped
  17. Jon is forced to hold Kai’s hand again
  18. Alanna is forced to explain her costume at least 3 times
  19. Kat and Jon get into an argument about nothing
  20. Ivar looks uncomfortable
  21. Ivar falls asleep with his arms crossed
  22. Kai orders a beer instead of a cocktail
  23. The Squad ends up playing pool (poorly)
  24. Jon throws up
  25. Ivar looks uncomfortable
  26. Kai forgets the filters to his Aeropress
  27. Kai gets forced to explain to strangers what a “rapier” is
  28. Someone talks about a movie Alanna hasn’t seen
  29. Alanna somehow finds someone to talk about IR with
  30. Jon is forced to hold Kai’s hand again
  31. Ivar manages to somehow stay sober
  32. Jon throws up
  33. Ivar downs a cocktail in sub 5 seconds
  34. Someone talks about a movie Alanna hasn’t seen
  35. The Squad all lazily order the same drink
  36. Alanna somehow finds someone to talk about IR with
  37. Breakfast Love Letter
  38. Alanna says “I’m fine” with a straight face
  39. Breakfast Love Letter
  40. Alanna is forced to explain her costume at least 3 times
  41. Kat bemoans not being in the South
  42. Kat attempts to wink at someone
  43. Jon mentions or talks about his foreskin
  44. The squad spends 30 minutes trying to decide when and where to go
  45. Ivar manages to somehow stay sober
  46. The Squad pregames too hard
  47. The Squad all lazily order the same drink
  48. Kat and Jon get into an argument about nothing