Kai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Ivar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withJonthrowsupAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesIvar looksuncomfortableAlannaalmostgetskidnappedKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isAlanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Kat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Ivar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsJonthrowsupAlannaalmostgetskidnappedKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneBreakfastLoveLetterJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againKai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressTheSquadpregamestoo hardKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoIvar looksuncomfortableThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkBreakfastLoveLetterJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoKai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Alanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceIvar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinTheSquadpregamestoo hardAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesIvarmanages tosomehowstay soberThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Ivar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withJonthrowsupAlanna isforced toexplain hercostume atleast 3 timesIvar looksuncomfortableAlannaalmostgetskidnappedKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthKai ordersa beerinstead ofa cocktailKatbemoans notbeing in theSouthKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isAlanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceKat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Kat has toexplain who“Maverick” isto a <30 y.o.Ivar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsJonthrowsupAlannaalmostgetskidnappedKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneBreakfastLoveLetterJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againKai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressTheSquadpregamestoo hardKatattemptsto wink atsomeoneThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoIvar looksuncomfortableThe Squadall lazilyorder thesame drinkBreakfastLoveLetterJon isforced tohold Kai’shand againSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenIvar downsa cocktailin sub 5secondsSomeonetalks about amovieAlannahasn’t seenThe squadspends 30minutes tryingto decide whenand where togoKai forgetsthe filtersto hisAeropressKai gets forcedto explain tostrangers whata “rapier” isThe Squadends upplaying pool(poorly)Alanna says“I’m fine”with astraight faceIvar fallsasleep withhis armscrossedKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothingJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinJonmentions ortalks abouthis foreskinTheSquadpregamestoo hardAlannasomehow findssomeone to talkabout IR withKat and Jonget into anargumentaboutnothing

Idiot Squad - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kai orders a beer instead of a cocktail
  2. Ivar manages to somehow stay sober
  3. Alanna is forced to explain her costume at least 3 times
  4. Ivar manages to somehow stay sober
  5. The Squad all lazily order the same drink
  6. The Squad ends up playing pool (poorly)
  7. Ivar falls asleep with his arms crossed
  8. Alanna somehow finds someone to talk about IR with
  9. Jon throws up
  10. Alanna is forced to explain her costume at least 3 times
  11. Ivar looks uncomfortable
  12. Alanna almost gets kidnapped
  13. Kat bemoans not being in the South
  14. Kai orders a beer instead of a cocktail
  15. Kat bemoans not being in the South
  16. Kai gets forced to explain to strangers what a “rapier” is
  17. Alanna says “I’m fine” with a straight face
  18. Kat has to explain who “Maverick” is to a <30 y.o.
  19. Kat has to explain who “Maverick” is to a <30 y.o.
  20. Ivar downs a cocktail in sub 5 seconds
  21. Jon throws up
  22. Alanna almost gets kidnapped
  23. Kat attempts to wink at someone
  24. Breakfast Love Letter
  25. Jon is forced to hold Kai’s hand again
  26. Kai forgets the filters to his Aeropress
  27. The Squad pregames too hard
  28. Kat attempts to wink at someone
  29. The squad spends 30 minutes trying to decide when and where to go
  30. Ivar looks uncomfortable
  31. The Squad all lazily order the same drink
  32. Breakfast Love Letter
  33. Jon is forced to hold Kai’s hand again
  34. Someone talks about a movie Alanna hasn’t seen
  35. Ivar downs a cocktail in sub 5 seconds
  36. Someone talks about a movie Alanna hasn’t seen
  37. The squad spends 30 minutes trying to decide when and where to go
  38. Kai forgets the filters to his Aeropress
  39. Kai gets forced to explain to strangers what a “rapier” is
  40. The Squad ends up playing pool (poorly)
  41. Alanna says “I’m fine” with a straight face
  42. Ivar falls asleep with his arms crossed
  43. Kat and Jon get into an argument about nothing
  44. Jon mentions or talks about his foreskin
  45. Jon mentions or talks about his foreskin
  46. The Squad pregames too hard
  47. Alanna somehow finds someone to talk about IR with
  48. Kat and Jon get into an argument about nothing