When yourchild turns onthe taps andgoes backout to playThe sheerdifficulty ofputting a carseat into acarThe night beforea family portraitand yourchildren cuteach other's hairBreastfeeding whilstspilling yourown food onthe babyFinding a 3-day-oldnappy in thewashingbasketBuying pramshoes thatwill inevitablyfall offNappyleaks at4amThe babydecoratingwith itsnappycontentsQuietlycountingdown untilCbeebiesbedtime hourYour childblatantlyrefusing anappychangeUnwantedparentingadvice fromyour childlessrelativeTaking threefully packedbags out withyou but stillforgettingsomethingOnly everbeing able tofind one fromeach pair ofsocksFishing apoo out ofyour child'sbathStrangers starting aconversation withyour baby that youhave to continuebecause it can't talkLooking downduring feedingto find thebottle teat inthe baby's eyeHaving astrangerchase afteryou with adummyYour little oneapplyingsudocrem to allthe householdpetsTrippingover afull pottyUsing thebathroomwith aninfant onyour kneeWhen yourtoddler putsthe cat in thefridgeYour babyfalls asleep onyou and nowyou don't daremoveGiving yourtoddlersomething tohold in a shopand forgettingto pay for itFinally fallingback to sleepfor the night asyour babywakes up forthe dayYour babyfallingasleep... Andthe dogbarksThe babypooing upits ownbackThe babywon't sleep...Because it'sso tiredThe momentyour childlearns theword ''no''The babypooingmid nappychangeYour childpainting thefurniture andTV in bluehouse paintThe baby'sblanketgettingcaught in thepram wheelCancellingplans so youcan catch upon sleepThe babypeeingmid nappychangeThe baby isfeeding andyour arm hasbeen deadsince the first 5minutesPutting so muchshopping on yourpram handles thatit catapults thebaby into the airYour child shakingthe sauce bottleuntil it explodeseverywhere in themiddle of teaYour childrefusing to eattheir sandwichbecause it's cutinto the wrongshapeFindingsomethingthat cannotbe identifiedbut is stickyThe babyprojectilevomitingdown yourbackWhen yourchild turns onthe taps andgoes backout to playThe sheerdifficulty ofputting a carseat into acarThe night beforea family portraitand yourchildren cuteach other's hairBreastfeeding whilstspilling yourown food onthe babyFinding a 3-day-oldnappy in thewashingbasketBuying pramshoes thatwill inevitablyfall offNappyleaks at4amThe babydecoratingwith itsnappycontentsQuietlycountingdown untilCbeebiesbedtime hourYour childblatantlyrefusing anappychangeUnwantedparentingadvice fromyour childlessrelativeTaking threefully packedbags out withyou but stillforgettingsomethingOnly everbeing able tofind one fromeach pair ofsocksFishing apoo out ofyour child'sbathStrangers starting aconversation withyour baby that youhave to continuebecause it can't talkLooking downduring feedingto find thebottle teat inthe baby's eyeHaving astrangerchase afteryou with adummyYour little oneapplyingsudocrem to allthe householdpetsTrippingover afull pottyUsing thebathroomwith aninfant onyour kneeWhen yourtoddler putsthe cat in thefridgeYour babyfalls asleep onyou and nowyou don't daremoveGiving yourtoddlersomething tohold in a shopand forgettingto pay for itFinally fallingback to sleepfor the night asyour babywakes up forthe dayYour babyfallingasleep... Andthe dogbarksThe babypooing upits ownbackThe babywon't sleep...Because it'sso tiredThe momentyour childlearns theword ''no''The babypooingmid nappychangeYour childpainting thefurniture andTV in bluehouse paintThe baby'sblanketgettingcaught in thepram wheelCancellingplans so youcan catch upon sleepThe babypeeingmid nappychangeThe baby isfeeding andyour arm hasbeen deadsince the first 5minutesPutting so muchshopping on yourpram handles thatit catapults thebaby into the airYour child shakingthe sauce bottleuntil it explodeseverywhere in themiddle of teaYour childrefusing to eattheir sandwichbecause it's cutinto the wrongshapeFindingsomethingthat cannotbe identifiedbut is stickyThe babyprojectilevomitingdown yourback

#ParentingProblems Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When your child turns on the taps and goes back out to play
  2. The sheer difficulty of putting a car seat into a car
  3. The night before a family portrait and your children cut each other's hair
  4. Breast feeding whilst spilling your own food on the baby
  5. Finding a 3-day-old nappy in the washing basket
  6. Buying pram shoes that will inevitably fall off
  7. Nappy leaks at 4am
  8. The baby decorating with its nappy contents
  9. Quietly counting down until Cbeebies bedtime hour
  10. Your child blatantly refusing a nappy change
  11. Unwanted parenting advice from your childless relative
  12. Taking three fully packed bags out with you but still forgetting something
  13. Only ever being able to find one from each pair of socks
  14. Fishing a poo out of your child's bath
  15. Strangers starting a conversation with your baby that you have to continue because it can't talk
  16. Looking down during feeding to find the bottle teat in the baby's eye
  17. Having a stranger chase after you with a dummy
  18. Your little one applying sudocrem to all the household pets
  19. Tripping over a full potty
  20. Using the bathroom with an infant on your knee
  21. When your toddler puts the cat in the fridge
  22. Your baby falls asleep on you and now you don't dare move
  23. Giving your toddler something to hold in a shop and forgetting to pay for it
  24. Finally falling back to sleep for the night as your baby wakes up for the day
  25. Your baby falling asleep... And the dog barks
  26. The baby pooing up its own back
  27. The baby won't sleep... Because it's so tired
  28. The moment your child learns the word ''no''
  29. The baby pooing mid nappy change
  30. Your child painting the furniture and TV in blue house paint
  31. The baby's blanket getting caught in the pram wheel
  32. Cancelling plans so you can catch up on sleep
  33. The baby peeing mid nappy change
  34. The baby is feeding and your arm has been dead since the first 5 minutes
  35. Putting so much shopping on your pram handles that it catapults the baby into the air
  36. Your child shaking the sauce bottle until it explodes everywhere in the middle of tea
  37. Your child refusing to eat their sandwich because it's cut into the wrong shape
  38. Finding something that cannot be identified but is sticky
  39. The baby projectile vomiting down your back