(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Your child shaking the sauce bottle until it explodes everywhere in the middle of tea
Giving your toddler something to hold in a shop and forgetting to pay for it
Fishing a poo out of your child's bath
Your baby falling asleep... And the dog barks
Only ever being able to find one from each pair of socks
The baby is feeding and your arm has been dead since the first 5 minutes
The baby projectile vomiting down your back
The baby pooing up its own back
The baby pooing mid nappy change
Having a stranger chase after you with a dummy
When your child turns on the taps and goes back out to play
The sheer difficulty of putting a car seat into a car
Quietly counting down until Cbeebies bedtime hour
Buying pram shoes that will inevitably fall off
Taking three fully packed bags out with you but still forgetting something
Finally falling back to sleep for the night as your baby wakes up for the day
Finding a 3-day-old nappy in the washing basket
Looking down during feeding to find the bottle teat in the baby's eye
When your toddler puts the cat in the fridge
Your little one applying sudocrem to all the household pets
Your child blatantly refusing a nappy change
Your baby falls asleep on you and now you don't dare move
Tripping over a full potty
Using the bathroom with an infant on your knee
Breast feeding whilst spilling your own food on the baby
The night before a family portrait and your children cut each other's hair
The baby won't sleep... Because it's so tired
The baby's blanket getting caught in the pram wheel
Your child painting the furniture and TV in blue house paint
Putting so much shopping on your pram handles that it catapults the baby into the air
The baby peeing mid nappy change
Unwanted parenting advice from your childless relative
Your child refusing to eat their sandwich because it's cut into the wrong shape
Strangers starting a conversation with your baby that you have to continue because it can't talk
Finding something that cannot be identified but is sticky
