The babypeeingmid nappychangeYour babyfalls asleep onyou and nowyou don't daremoveThe sheerdifficulty ofputting a carseat into acarFinally fallingback to sleepfor the night asyour babywakes up forthe dayLooking downduring feedingto find thebottle teat inthe baby's eyeGiving yourtoddlersomething tohold in a shopand forgettingto pay for itYour childblatantlyrefusing anappychangeThe night beforea family portraitand yourchildren cuteach other's hairThe baby'sblanketgettingcaught in thepram wheelYour babyfallingasleep... Andthe dogbarksBreastfeeding whilstspilling yourown food onthe babyNappyleaks at4amThe babywon't sleep...Because it'sso tiredOnly everbeing able tofind one fromeach pair ofsocksThe babypooing upits ownbackPutting so muchshopping on yourpram handles thatit catapults thebaby into the airYour childrefusing to eattheir sandwichbecause it's cutinto the wrongshapeBuying pramshoes thatwill inevitablyfall offTaking threefully packedbags out withyou but stillforgettingsomethingHaving astrangerchase afteryou with adummyThe babypooingmid nappychangeFishing apoo out ofyour child'sbathUnwantedparentingadvice fromyour childlessrelativeUsing thebathroomwith aninfant onyour kneeYour little oneapplyingsudocrem to allthe householdpetsCancellingplans so youcan catch upon sleepWhen yourchild turns onthe taps andgoes backout to playThe momentyour childlearns theword ''no''Strangers starting aconversation withyour baby that youhave to continuebecause it can't talkYour child shakingthe sauce bottleuntil it explodeseverywhere in themiddle of teaThe baby isfeeding andyour arm hasbeen deadsince the first 5minutesFindingsomethingthat cannotbe identifiedbut is stickyYour childpainting thefurniture andTV in bluehouse paintThe babyprojectilevomitingdown yourbackThe babydecoratingwith itsnappycontentsTrippingover afull pottyQuietlycountingdown untilCbeebiesbedtime hourFinding a 3-day-oldnappy in thewashingbasketWhen yourtoddler putsthe cat in thefridgeThe babypeeingmid nappychangeYour babyfalls asleep onyou and nowyou don't daremoveThe sheerdifficulty ofputting a carseat into acarFinally fallingback to sleepfor the night asyour babywakes up forthe dayLooking downduring feedingto find thebottle teat inthe baby's eyeGiving yourtoddlersomething tohold in a shopand forgettingto pay for itYour childblatantlyrefusing anappychangeThe night beforea family portraitand yourchildren cuteach other's hairThe baby'sblanketgettingcaught in thepram wheelYour babyfallingasleep... Andthe dogbarksBreastfeeding whilstspilling yourown food onthe babyNappyleaks at4amThe babywon't sleep...Because it'sso tiredOnly everbeing able tofind one fromeach pair ofsocksThe babypooing upits ownbackPutting so muchshopping on yourpram handles thatit catapults thebaby into the airYour childrefusing to eattheir sandwichbecause it's cutinto the wrongshapeBuying pramshoes thatwill inevitablyfall offTaking threefully packedbags out withyou but stillforgettingsomethingHaving astrangerchase afteryou with adummyThe babypooingmid nappychangeFishing apoo out ofyour child'sbathUnwantedparentingadvice fromyour childlessrelativeUsing thebathroomwith aninfant onyour kneeYour little oneapplyingsudocrem to allthe householdpetsCancellingplans so youcan catch upon sleepWhen yourchild turns onthe taps andgoes backout to playThe momentyour childlearns theword ''no''Strangers starting aconversation withyour baby that youhave to continuebecause it can't talkYour child shakingthe sauce bottleuntil it explodeseverywhere in themiddle of teaThe baby isfeeding andyour arm hasbeen deadsince the first 5minutesFindingsomethingthat cannotbe identifiedbut is stickyYour childpainting thefurniture andTV in bluehouse paintThe babyprojectilevomitingdown yourbackThe babydecoratingwith itsnappycontentsTrippingover afull pottyQuietlycountingdown untilCbeebiesbedtime hourFinding a 3-day-oldnappy in thewashingbasketWhen yourtoddler putsthe cat in thefridge

#ParentingProblems Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The baby peeing mid nappy change
  2. Your baby falls asleep on you and now you don't dare move
  3. The sheer difficulty of putting a car seat into a car
  4. Finally falling back to sleep for the night as your baby wakes up for the day
  5. Looking down during feeding to find the bottle teat in the baby's eye
  6. Giving your toddler something to hold in a shop and forgetting to pay for it
  7. Your child blatantly refusing a nappy change
  8. The night before a family portrait and your children cut each other's hair
  9. The baby's blanket getting caught in the pram wheel
  10. Your baby falling asleep... And the dog barks
  11. Breast feeding whilst spilling your own food on the baby
  12. Nappy leaks at 4am
  13. The baby won't sleep... Because it's so tired
  14. Only ever being able to find one from each pair of socks
  15. The baby pooing up its own back
  16. Putting so much shopping on your pram handles that it catapults the baby into the air
  17. Your child refusing to eat their sandwich because it's cut into the wrong shape
  18. Buying pram shoes that will inevitably fall off
  19. Taking three fully packed bags out with you but still forgetting something
  20. Having a stranger chase after you with a dummy
  21. The baby pooing mid nappy change
  22. Fishing a poo out of your child's bath
  23. Unwanted parenting advice from your childless relative
  24. Using the bathroom with an infant on your knee
  25. Your little one applying sudocrem to all the household pets
  26. Cancelling plans so you can catch up on sleep
  27. When your child turns on the taps and goes back out to play
  28. The moment your child learns the word ''no''
  29. Strangers starting a conversation with your baby that you have to continue because it can't talk
  30. Your child shaking the sauce bottle until it explodes everywhere in the middle of tea
  31. The baby is feeding and your arm has been dead since the first 5 minutes
  32. Finding something that cannot be identified but is sticky
  33. Your child painting the furniture and TV in blue house paint
  34. The baby projectile vomiting down your back
  35. The baby decorating with its nappy contents
  36. Tripping over a full potty
  37. Quietly counting down until Cbeebies bedtime hour
  38. Finding a 3-day-old nappy in the washing basket
  39. When your toddler puts the cat in the fridge