The baby isfeeding andyour arm hasbeen deadsince the first 5minutesYour childpainting thefurniture andTV in bluehouse paintYour childblatantlyrefusing anappychangeGiving yourtoddlersomething tohold in a shopand forgettingto pay for itUsing thebathroomwith aninfant onyour kneeUnwantedparentingadvice fromyour childlessrelativeYour child shakingthe sauce bottleuntil it explodeseverywhere in themiddle of teaYour babyfalls asleep onyou and nowyou don't daremoveThe baby'sblanketgettingcaught in thepram wheelThe sheerdifficulty ofputting a carseat into acarWhen yourchild turns onthe taps andgoes backout to playTrippingover afull pottyTaking threefully packedbags out withyou but stillforgettingsomethingThe babypooingmid nappychangeNappyleaks at4amCancellingplans so youcan catch upon sleepOnly everbeing able tofind one fromeach pair ofsocksQuietlycountingdown untilCbeebiesbedtime hourThe babywon't sleep...Because it'sso tiredFinding a 3-day-oldnappy in thewashingbasketFishing apoo out ofyour child'sbathThe night beforea family portraitand yourchildren cuteach other's hairYour babyfallingasleep... Andthe dogbarksThe babydecoratingwith itsnappycontentsThe momentyour childlearns theword ''no''Looking downduring feedingto find thebottle teat inthe baby's eyeHaving astrangerchase afteryou with adummyFinally fallingback to sleepfor the night asyour babywakes up forthe dayFindingsomethingthat cannotbe identifiedbut is stickyYour childrefusing to eattheir sandwichbecause it's cutinto the wrongshapeStrangers starting aconversation withyour baby that youhave to continuebecause it can't talkBreastfeeding whilstspilling yourown food onthe babyThe babypeeingmid nappychangeThe babypooing upits ownbackWhen yourtoddler putsthe cat in thefridgePutting so muchshopping on yourpram handles thatit catapults thebaby into the airYour little oneapplyingsudocrem to allthe householdpetsBuying pramshoes thatwill inevitablyfall offThe babyprojectilevomitingdown yourbackThe baby isfeeding andyour arm hasbeen deadsince the first 5minutesYour childpainting thefurniture andTV in bluehouse paintYour childblatantlyrefusing anappychangeGiving yourtoddlersomething tohold in a shopand forgettingto pay for itUsing thebathroomwith aninfant onyour kneeUnwantedparentingadvice fromyour childlessrelativeYour child shakingthe sauce bottleuntil it explodeseverywhere in themiddle of teaYour babyfalls asleep onyou and nowyou don't daremoveThe baby'sblanketgettingcaught in thepram wheelThe sheerdifficulty ofputting a carseat into acarWhen yourchild turns onthe taps andgoes backout to playTrippingover afull pottyTaking threefully packedbags out withyou but stillforgettingsomethingThe babypooingmid nappychangeNappyleaks at4amCancellingplans so youcan catch upon sleepOnly everbeing able tofind one fromeach pair ofsocksQuietlycountingdown untilCbeebiesbedtime hourThe babywon't sleep...Because it'sso tiredFinding a 3-day-oldnappy in thewashingbasketFishing apoo out ofyour child'sbathThe night beforea family portraitand yourchildren cuteach other's hairYour babyfallingasleep... Andthe dogbarksThe babydecoratingwith itsnappycontentsThe momentyour childlearns theword ''no''Looking downduring feedingto find thebottle teat inthe baby's eyeHaving astrangerchase afteryou with adummyFinally fallingback to sleepfor the night asyour babywakes up forthe dayFindingsomethingthat cannotbe identifiedbut is stickyYour childrefusing to eattheir sandwichbecause it's cutinto the wrongshapeStrangers starting aconversation withyour baby that youhave to continuebecause it can't talkBreastfeeding whilstspilling yourown food onthe babyThe babypeeingmid nappychangeThe babypooing upits ownbackWhen yourtoddler putsthe cat in thefridgePutting so muchshopping on yourpram handles thatit catapults thebaby into the airYour little oneapplyingsudocrem to allthe householdpetsBuying pramshoes thatwill inevitablyfall offThe babyprojectilevomitingdown yourback

#ParentingProblems Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The baby is feeding and your arm has been dead since the first 5 minutes
  2. Your child painting the furniture and TV in blue house paint
  3. Your child blatantly refusing a nappy change
  4. Giving your toddler something to hold in a shop and forgetting to pay for it
  5. Using the bathroom with an infant on your knee
  6. Unwanted parenting advice from your childless relative
  7. Your child shaking the sauce bottle until it explodes everywhere in the middle of tea
  8. Your baby falls asleep on you and now you don't dare move
  9. The baby's blanket getting caught in the pram wheel
  10. The sheer difficulty of putting a car seat into a car
  11. When your child turns on the taps and goes back out to play
  12. Tripping over a full potty
  13. Taking three fully packed bags out with you but still forgetting something
  14. The baby pooing mid nappy change
  15. Nappy leaks at 4am
  16. Cancelling plans so you can catch up on sleep
  17. Only ever being able to find one from each pair of socks
  18. Quietly counting down until Cbeebies bedtime hour
  19. The baby won't sleep... Because it's so tired
  20. Finding a 3-day-old nappy in the washing basket
  21. Fishing a poo out of your child's bath
  22. The night before a family portrait and your children cut each other's hair
  23. Your baby falling asleep... And the dog barks
  24. The baby decorating with its nappy contents
  25. The moment your child learns the word ''no''
  26. Looking down during feeding to find the bottle teat in the baby's eye
  27. Having a stranger chase after you with a dummy
  28. Finally falling back to sleep for the night as your baby wakes up for the day
  29. Finding something that cannot be identified but is sticky
  30. Your child refusing to eat their sandwich because it's cut into the wrong shape
  31. Strangers starting a conversation with your baby that you have to continue because it can't talk
  32. Breast feeding whilst spilling your own food on the baby
  33. The baby peeing mid nappy change
  34. The baby pooing up its own back
  35. When your toddler puts the cat in the fridge
  36. Putting so much shopping on your pram handles that it catapults the baby into the air
  37. Your little one applying sudocrem to all the household pets
  38. Buying pram shoes that will inevitably fall off
  39. The baby projectile vomiting down your back