Having astrangerchase afteryou with adummyFishing apoo out ofyour child'sbathFinally fallingback to sleepfor the night asyour babywakes up forthe dayBuying pramshoes thatwill inevitablyfall offNappyleaks at4amWhen yourtoddler putsthe cat in thefridgeQuietlycountingdown untilCbeebiesbedtime hourYour childpainting thefurniture andTV in bluehouse paintPutting so muchshopping on yourpram handles thatit catapults thebaby into the airThe baby isfeeding andyour arm hasbeen deadsince the first 5minutesThe baby'sblanketgettingcaught in thepram wheelThe babypooingmid nappychangeYour childblatantlyrefusing anappychangeUsing thebathroomwith aninfant onyour kneeTaking threefully packedbags out withyou but stillforgettingsomethingBreastfeeding whilstspilling yourown food onthe babyThe babyprojectilevomitingdown yourbackYour babyfallingasleep... Andthe dogbarksLooking downduring feedingto find thebottle teat inthe baby's eyeWhen yourchild turns onthe taps andgoes backout to playStrangers starting aconversation withyour baby that youhave to continuebecause it can't talkYour child shakingthe sauce bottleuntil it explodeseverywhere in themiddle of teaFinding a 3-day-oldnappy in thewashingbasketOnly everbeing able tofind one fromeach pair ofsocksThe babydecoratingwith itsnappycontentsThe sheerdifficulty ofputting a carseat into acarThe momentyour childlearns theword ''no''Findingsomethingthat cannotbe identifiedbut is stickyThe babypeeingmid nappychangeYour childrefusing to eattheir sandwichbecause it's cutinto the wrongshapeThe babypooing upits ownbackCancellingplans so youcan catch upon sleepUnwantedparentingadvice fromyour childlessrelativeYour babyfalls asleep onyou and nowyou don't daremoveThe night beforea family portraitand yourchildren cuteach other's hairGiving yourtoddlersomething tohold in a shopand forgettingto pay for itTrippingover afull pottyThe babywon't sleep...Because it'sso tiredYour little oneapplyingsudocrem to allthe householdpetsHaving astrangerchase afteryou with adummyFishing apoo out ofyour child'sbathFinally fallingback to sleepfor the night asyour babywakes up forthe dayBuying pramshoes thatwill inevitablyfall offNappyleaks at4amWhen yourtoddler putsthe cat in thefridgeQuietlycountingdown untilCbeebiesbedtime hourYour childpainting thefurniture andTV in bluehouse paintPutting so muchshopping on yourpram handles thatit catapults thebaby into the airThe baby isfeeding andyour arm hasbeen deadsince the first 5minutesThe baby'sblanketgettingcaught in thepram wheelThe babypooingmid nappychangeYour childblatantlyrefusing anappychangeUsing thebathroomwith aninfant onyour kneeTaking threefully packedbags out withyou but stillforgettingsomethingBreastfeeding whilstspilling yourown food onthe babyThe babyprojectilevomitingdown yourbackYour babyfallingasleep... Andthe dogbarksLooking downduring feedingto find thebottle teat inthe baby's eyeWhen yourchild turns onthe taps andgoes backout to playStrangers starting aconversation withyour baby that youhave to continuebecause it can't talkYour child shakingthe sauce bottleuntil it explodeseverywhere in themiddle of teaFinding a 3-day-oldnappy in thewashingbasketOnly everbeing able tofind one fromeach pair ofsocksThe babydecoratingwith itsnappycontentsThe sheerdifficulty ofputting a carseat into acarThe momentyour childlearns theword ''no''Findingsomethingthat cannotbe identifiedbut is stickyThe babypeeingmid nappychangeYour childrefusing to eattheir sandwichbecause it's cutinto the wrongshapeThe babypooing upits ownbackCancellingplans so youcan catch upon sleepUnwantedparentingadvice fromyour childlessrelativeYour babyfalls asleep onyou and nowyou don't daremoveThe night beforea family portraitand yourchildren cuteach other's hairGiving yourtoddlersomething tohold in a shopand forgettingto pay for itTrippingover afull pottyThe babywon't sleep...Because it'sso tiredYour little oneapplyingsudocrem to allthe householdpets

#ParentingProblems Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Having a stranger chase after you with a dummy
  2. Fishing a poo out of your child's bath
  3. Finally falling back to sleep for the night as your baby wakes up for the day
  4. Buying pram shoes that will inevitably fall off
  5. Nappy leaks at 4am
  6. When your toddler puts the cat in the fridge
  7. Quietly counting down until Cbeebies bedtime hour
  8. Your child painting the furniture and TV in blue house paint
  9. Putting so much shopping on your pram handles that it catapults the baby into the air
  10. The baby is feeding and your arm has been dead since the first 5 minutes
  11. The baby's blanket getting caught in the pram wheel
  12. The baby pooing mid nappy change
  13. Your child blatantly refusing a nappy change
  14. Using the bathroom with an infant on your knee
  15. Taking three fully packed bags out with you but still forgetting something
  16. Breast feeding whilst spilling your own food on the baby
  17. The baby projectile vomiting down your back
  18. Your baby falling asleep... And the dog barks
  19. Looking down during feeding to find the bottle teat in the baby's eye
  20. When your child turns on the taps and goes back out to play
  21. Strangers starting a conversation with your baby that you have to continue because it can't talk
  22. Your child shaking the sauce bottle until it explodes everywhere in the middle of tea
  23. Finding a 3-day-old nappy in the washing basket
  24. Only ever being able to find one from each pair of socks
  25. The baby decorating with its nappy contents
  26. The sheer difficulty of putting a car seat into a car
  27. The moment your child learns the word ''no''
  28. Finding something that cannot be identified but is sticky
  29. The baby peeing mid nappy change
  30. Your child refusing to eat their sandwich because it's cut into the wrong shape
  31. The baby pooing up its own back
  32. Cancelling plans so you can catch up on sleep
  33. Unwanted parenting advice from your childless relative
  34. Your baby falls asleep on you and now you don't dare move
  35. The night before a family portrait and your children cut each other's hair
  36. Giving your toddler something to hold in a shop and forgetting to pay for it
  37. Tripping over a full potty
  38. The baby won't sleep... Because it's so tired
  39. Your little one applying sudocrem to all the household pets