Repeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first timeAsks ifyou'vebeen tojailAnswershis ownquestionStops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorwayMentionsAIR testDerails class withrandomstory/conversation"Can'twait untilI retire"*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*"Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Mishears/doesn'thear someone"I followAmericanpolitics""One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]"*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?"Turnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswifeHillbillystoryDonaldTrumpForgetswhat he'sdoingMutteringtohimselfSecondammendment/guncontrol"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?""You guysdon't care,do you?"I'mgettingdementia"January6th*longsilentpause*Repeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first timeAsks ifyou'vebeen tojailAnswershis ownquestionStops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorwayMentionsAIR testDerails class withrandomstory/conversation"Can'twait untilI retire"*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*"Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Mishears/doesn'thear someone"I followAmericanpolitics""One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]"*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?"Turnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswifeHillbillystoryDonaldTrumpForgetswhat he'sdoingMutteringtohimselfSecondammendment/guncontrol"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?""You guysdon't care,do you?"I'mgettingdementia"January6th*longsilentpause*

Mr. Swinger Bingo Deluxe - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Repeats something he already said like it's the first time
  2. Asks if you've been to jail
  3. Answers his own question
  4. Stops class to talk to random teacher who is standing in the doorway
  5. Mentions AIR test
  6. Derails class with random story/conversation
  7. "Can't wait until I retire"
  8. *reads random email he got out loud like it matters*
  9. "Sissy" (if you've never been to jail"
  10. Mishears/doesn't hear someone
  11. "I follow American politics"
  12. "One of my friends is [horrifying anecdote]"
  13. *Kid is eating food* "why didn't you bring me any?"
  14. Turns something completely unrelated into a rant about his wife
  15. Hillbilly story
  16. Donald Trump
  17. Forgets what he's doing
  18. Muttering to himself
  19. Second ammendment/gun control
  20. "Do you know what a Militia is?"
  21. "You guys don't care, do you?
  22. "I'm getting dementia"
  23. January 6th
  24. *long silent pause*