Forgetswhat he'sdoing"Can'twait untilI retire"MentionsAIR test"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?"Mishears/doesn'thear someoneMutteringtohimself*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*January6thAsks ifyou'vebeen tojailTurnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswife"One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]"Stops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorwayDonaldTrump"I'mgettingdementia"*longsilentpause*"I followAmericanpolitics""You guysdon't care,do you?Repeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first time*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?""Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Secondammendment/guncontrolHillbillystoryDerails class withrandomstory/conversationAnswershis ownquestionForgetswhat he'sdoing"Can'twait untilI retire"MentionsAIR test"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?"Mishears/doesn'thear someoneMutteringtohimself*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*January6thAsks ifyou'vebeen tojailTurnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswife"One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]"Stops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorwayDonaldTrump"I'mgettingdementia"*longsilentpause*"I followAmericanpolitics""You guysdon't care,do you?Repeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first time*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?""Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Secondammendment/guncontrolHillbillystoryDerails class withrandomstory/conversationAnswershis ownquestion

Mr. Swinger Bingo Deluxe - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Forgets what he's doing
  2. "Can't wait until I retire"
  3. Mentions AIR test
  4. "Do you know what a Militia is?"
  5. Mishears/doesn't hear someone
  6. Muttering to himself
  7. *reads random email he got out loud like it matters*
  8. January 6th
  9. Asks if you've been to jail
  10. Turns something completely unrelated into a rant about his wife
  11. "One of my friends is [horrifying anecdote]"
  12. Stops class to talk to random teacher who is standing in the doorway
  13. Donald Trump
  14. "I'm getting dementia"
  15. *long silent pause*
  16. "I follow American politics"
  17. "You guys don't care, do you?
  18. Repeats something he already said like it's the first time
  19. *Kid is eating food* "why didn't you bring me any?"
  20. "Sissy" (if you've never been to jail"
  21. Second ammendment/gun control
  22. Hillbilly story
  23. Derails class with random story/conversation
  24. Answers his own question