HillbillystorySecondammendment/guncontrol*longsilentpause*"You guysdon't care,do you?"Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Mutteringtohimself"Can'twait untilI retire"Stops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorwayJanuary6thAsks ifyou'vebeen tojailForgetswhat he'sdoing"I followAmericanpolitics"*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?""One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]""I'mgettingdementia"MentionsAIR testRepeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first time"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?"Mishears/doesn'thear someoneDonaldTrumpTurnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswifeDerails class withrandomstory/conversationAnswershis ownquestion*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*HillbillystorySecondammendment/guncontrol*longsilentpause*"You guysdon't care,do you?"Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Mutteringtohimself"Can'twait untilI retire"Stops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorwayJanuary6thAsks ifyou'vebeen tojailForgetswhat he'sdoing"I followAmericanpolitics"*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?""One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]""I'mgettingdementia"MentionsAIR testRepeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first time"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?"Mishears/doesn'thear someoneDonaldTrumpTurnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswifeDerails class withrandomstory/conversationAnswershis ownquestion*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*

Mr. Swinger Bingo Deluxe - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hillbilly story
  2. Second ammendment/gun control
  3. *long silent pause*
  4. "You guys don't care, do you?
  5. "Sissy" (if you've never been to jail"
  6. Muttering to himself
  7. "Can't wait until I retire"
  8. Stops class to talk to random teacher who is standing in the doorway
  9. January 6th
  10. Asks if you've been to jail
  11. Forgets what he's doing
  12. "I follow American politics"
  13. *Kid is eating food* "why didn't you bring me any?"
  14. "One of my friends is [horrifying anecdote]"
  15. "I'm getting dementia"
  16. Mentions AIR test
  17. Repeats something he already said like it's the first time
  18. "Do you know what a Militia is?"
  19. Mishears/doesn't hear someone
  20. Donald Trump
  21. Turns something completely unrelated into a rant about his wife
  22. Derails class with random story/conversation
  23. Answers his own question
  24. *reads random email he got out loud like it matters*