Answershis ownquestionJanuary6thDerails class withrandomstory/conversationRepeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first time*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*Secondammendment/guncontrolDonaldTrumpStops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorway*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?"Mishears/doesn'thear someoneForgetswhat he'sdoing"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?"MutteringtohimselfMentionsAIR test"Can'twait untilI retire""I followAmericanpolitics""You guysdon't care,do you?Asks ifyou'vebeen tojail*longsilentpause*"I'mgettingdementia""One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]"Hillbillystory"Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Turnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswifeAnswershis ownquestionJanuary6thDerails class withrandomstory/conversationRepeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first time*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*Secondammendment/guncontrolDonaldTrumpStops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorway*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?"Mishears/doesn'thear someoneForgetswhat he'sdoing"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?"MutteringtohimselfMentionsAIR test"Can'twait untilI retire""I followAmericanpolitics""You guysdon't care,do you?Asks ifyou'vebeen tojail*longsilentpause*"I'mgettingdementia""One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]"Hillbillystory"Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Turnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswife

Mr. Swinger Bingo Deluxe - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Answers his own question
  2. January 6th
  3. Derails class with random story/conversation
  4. Repeats something he already said like it's the first time
  5. *reads random email he got out loud like it matters*
  6. Second ammendment/gun control
  7. Donald Trump
  8. Stops class to talk to random teacher who is standing in the doorway
  9. *Kid is eating food* "why didn't you bring me any?"
  10. Mishears/doesn't hear someone
  11. Forgets what he's doing
  12. "Do you know what a Militia is?"
  13. Muttering to himself
  14. Mentions AIR test
  15. "Can't wait until I retire"
  16. "I follow American politics"
  17. "You guys don't care, do you?
  18. Asks if you've been to jail
  19. *long silent pause*
  20. "I'm getting dementia"
  21. "One of my friends is [horrifying anecdote]"
  22. Hillbilly story
  23. "Sissy" (if you've never been to jail"
  24. Turns something completely unrelated into a rant about his wife