*longsilentpause*"Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Repeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first time"One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]"Secondammendment/guncontrolAsks ifyou'vebeen tojail*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*Mutteringtohimself"Can'twait untilI retire"Turnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswifeStops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorwayAnswershis ownquestionHillbillystory"I followAmericanpolitics"*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?""You guysdon't care,do you?January6th"I'mgettingdementia"MentionsAIR test"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?"Mishears/doesn'thear someoneDerails class withrandomstory/conversationForgetswhat he'sdoingDonaldTrump*longsilentpause*"Sissy" (ifyou've neverbeen to jail"Repeatssomethinghe alreadysaid like it'sthe first time"One of myfriends is[horrifyinganecdote]"Secondammendment/guncontrolAsks ifyou'vebeen tojail*readsrandomemail he gotout loud likeit matters*Mutteringtohimself"Can'twait untilI retire"Turnssomethingcompletelyunrelated into arant about hiswifeStops class totalk to randomteacher whois standing inthe doorwayAnswershis ownquestionHillbillystory"I followAmericanpolitics"*Kid is eatingfood*"why didn'tyou bring meany?""You guysdon't care,do you?January6th"I'mgettingdementia"MentionsAIR test"Do youknowwhat aMilitia is?"Mishears/doesn'thear someoneDerails class withrandomstory/conversationForgetswhat he'sdoingDonaldTrump

Mr. Swinger Bingo Deluxe - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *long silent pause*
  2. "Sissy" (if you've never been to jail"
  3. Repeats something he already said like it's the first time
  4. "One of my friends is [horrifying anecdote]"
  5. Second ammendment/gun control
  6. Asks if you've been to jail
  7. *reads random email he got out loud like it matters*
  8. Muttering to himself
  9. "Can't wait until I retire"
  10. Turns something completely unrelated into a rant about his wife
  11. Stops class to talk to random teacher who is standing in the doorway
  12. Answers his own question
  13. Hillbilly story
  14. "I follow American politics"
  15. *Kid is eating food* "why didn't you bring me any?"
  16. "You guys don't care, do you?
  17. January 6th
  18. "I'm getting dementia"
  19. Mentions AIR test
  20. "Do you know what a Militia is?"
  21. Mishears/doesn't hear someone
  22. Derails class with random story/conversation
  23. Forgets what he's doing
  24. Donald Trump