EddiemadeoverlygrossEpicgamesexclusiveEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)$70lolAngela...Uh oh :)It sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextJamesactuallycheatedon MaryIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedSometrauma ismore validthan othersLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyJames juststraight upa badpersonUnplayablePC port"improved"combatThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesIncrediblymid voiceactingDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitNew!Endings(they'rebad)PoorlyoptimizedMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsNoUFOending"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollEddiemadeoverlygrossEpicgamesexclusiveEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)$70lolAngela...Uh oh :)It sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextJamesactuallycheatedon MaryIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedSometrauma ismore validthan othersLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyJames juststraight upa badpersonUnplayablePC port"improved"combatThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesIncrediblymid voiceactingDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitNew!Endings(they'rebad)PoorlyoptimizedMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsNoUFOending"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyeroll

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Eddie made overly gross
  2. Epic games exclusive
  3. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  4. $70 lol
  5. Angela... Uh oh :)
  6. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next
  7. James actually cheated on Mary
  8. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered
  9. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  10. Some trauma is more valid than others
  11. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  12. James just straight up a bad person
  13. Unplayable PC port
  14. "improved" combat
  15. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  16. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  17. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies
  18. Incredibly mid voice acting
  19. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait
  20. New! Endings (they're bad)
  21. Poorly optimized
  22. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns
  23. No UFO ending
  24. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll