SH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonNoUFOendingNew!Endings(they'rebad)Angela...Uh oh :)EpicgamesexclusiveDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitJames juststraight upa badpersonIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsJamesactuallycheatedon MaryA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreduced"improved"combatEddiemadeoverlygross$70lolSometrauma ismore validthan othersUnplayablePC portEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)Laura looksweird butyou're notsure whyIncrediblymid voiceactingThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesPoorlyoptimized"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonNoUFOendingNew!Endings(they'rebad)Angela...Uh oh :)EpicgamesexclusiveDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitJames juststraight upa badpersonIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsJamesactuallycheatedon MaryA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreduced"improved"combatEddiemadeoverlygross$70lolSometrauma ismore validthan othersUnplayablePC portEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)Laura looksweird butyou're notsure whyIncrediblymid voiceactingThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesPoorlyoptimized"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbothered

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  2. No UFO ending
  3. New! Endings (they're bad)
  4. Angela... Uh oh :)
  5. Epic games exclusive
  6. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait
  7. James just straight up a bad person
  8. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next
  9. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns
  10. James actually cheated on Mary
  11. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  12. "improved" combat
  13. Eddie made overly gross
  14. $70 lol
  15. Some trauma is more valid than others
  16. Unplayable PC port
  17. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  18. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  19. Incredibly mid voice acting
  20. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  21. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies
  22. Poorly optimized
  23. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll
  24. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered