DLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyNoUFOendingSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)"improved"combatNew!Endings(they'rebad)It's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredUnplayablePC portJames juststraight upa badpersonJamesactuallycheatedon MaryIncrediblymid voiceactingAngela...Uh oh :)EpicgamesexclusiveA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedEddiemadeoverlygrossPoorlyoptimized$70lolSometrauma ismore validthan others"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyNoUFOendingSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)"improved"combatNew!Endings(they'rebad)It's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredUnplayablePC portJames juststraight upa badpersonJamesactuallycheatedon MaryIncrediblymid voiceactingAngela...Uh oh :)EpicgamesexclusiveA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedEddiemadeoverlygrossPoorlyoptimized$70lolSometrauma ismore validthan others"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3next

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait
  2. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies
  3. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  4. No UFO ending
  5. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  6. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  7. "improved" combat
  8. New! Endings (they're bad)
  9. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered
  10. Unplayable PC port
  11. James just straight up a bad person
  12. James actually cheated on Mary
  13. Incredibly mid voice acting
  14. Angela... Uh oh :)
  15. Epic games exclusive
  16. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  17. Eddie made overly gross
  18. Poorly optimized
  19. $70 lol
  20. Some trauma is more valid than others
  21. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll
  22. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  23. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns
  24. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next