A main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonAngela...Uh oh :)Incrediblymid voiceactingDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabait"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollUnplayablePC portThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceJames juststraight upa badperson$70lolIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)New!Endings(they'rebad)Sometrauma ismore validthan othersIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredEpicgamesexclusivePoorlyoptimizedEddiemadeoverlygrossLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesJamesactuallycheatedon MaryMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsNoUFOending"improved"combatA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonAngela...Uh oh :)Incrediblymid voiceactingDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabait"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollUnplayablePC portThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceJames juststraight upa badperson$70lolIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)New!Endings(they'rebad)Sometrauma ismore validthan othersIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredEpicgamesexclusivePoorlyoptimizedEddiemadeoverlygrossLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesJamesactuallycheatedon MaryMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsNoUFOending"improved"combat

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  2. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  3. Angela... Uh oh :)
  4. Incredibly mid voice acting
  5. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait
  6. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll
  7. Unplayable PC port
  8. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  9. James just straight up a bad person
  10. $70 lol
  11. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next
  12. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  13. New! Endings (they're bad)
  14. Some trauma is more valid than others
  15. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered
  16. Epic games exclusive
  17. Poorly optimized
  18. Eddie made overly gross
  19. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  20. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies
  21. James actually cheated on Mary
  22. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns
  23. No UFO ending
  24. "improved" combat