New!Endings(they'rebad)NoUFOendingA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonAngela...Uh oh :)EddiemadeoverlygrossCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophies"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)Sometrauma ismore validthan othersLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyEpicgamesexclusiveThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuance$70lol"improved"combatIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredJames juststraight upa badpersonMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsPoorlyoptimizedUnplayablePC portJamesactuallycheatedon MaryIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextIncrediblymid voiceactingNew!Endings(they'rebad)NoUFOendingA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonAngela...Uh oh :)EddiemadeoverlygrossCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophies"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)Sometrauma ismore validthan othersLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyEpicgamesexclusiveThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuance$70lol"improved"combatIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredJames juststraight upa badpersonMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsPoorlyoptimizedUnplayablePC portJamesactuallycheatedon MaryIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextIncrediblymid voiceacting

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. New! Endings (they're bad)
  2. No UFO ending
  3. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  4. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  5. Angela... Uh oh :)
  6. Eddie made overly gross
  7. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies
  8. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll
  9. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait
  10. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  11. Some trauma is more valid than others
  12. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  13. Epic games exclusive
  14. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  15. $70 lol
  16. "improved" combat
  17. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered
  18. James just straight up a bad person
  19. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns
  20. Poorly optimized
  21. Unplayable PC port
  22. James actually cheated on Mary
  23. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next
  24. Incredibly mid voice acting