It sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextEpicgamesexclusiveSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonJamesactuallycheatedon MaryMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyPoorlyoptimizedUnplayablePC portIncrediblymid voiceacting$70lolDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitNoUFOendingNew!Endings(they'rebad)Eddiemadeoverlygross"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollAngela...Uh oh :)It's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)A main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophies"improved"combatJames juststraight upa badpersonSometrauma ismore validthan othersIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextEpicgamesexclusiveSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonJamesactuallycheatedon MaryMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyPoorlyoptimizedUnplayablePC portIncrediblymid voiceacting$70lolDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitNoUFOendingNew!Endings(they'rebad)Eddiemadeoverlygross"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollAngela...Uh oh :)It's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)A main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophies"improved"combatJames juststraight upa badpersonSometrauma ismore validthan others

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next
  2. Epic games exclusive
  3. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  4. James actually cheated on Mary
  5. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns
  6. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  7. Poorly optimized
  8. Unplayable PC port
  9. Incredibly mid voice acting
  10. $70 lol
  11. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait
  12. No UFO ending
  13. New! Endings (they're bad)
  14. Eddie made overly gross
  15. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll
  16. Angela... Uh oh :)
  17. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered
  18. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  19. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  20. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  21. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies
  22. "improved" combat
  23. James just straight up a bad person
  24. Some trauma is more valid than others