Poorlyoptimized"improved"combatJamesactuallycheatedon MaryNew!Endings(they'rebad)Incrediblymid voiceactingLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedSometrauma ismore validthan othersAngela...Uh oh :)"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)James juststraight upa badpersonIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsEddiemadeoverlygrossDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitNoUFOending$70lolUnplayablePC portSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonEpicgamesexclusiveThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesPoorlyoptimized"improved"combatJamesactuallycheatedon MaryNew!Endings(they'rebad)Incrediblymid voiceactingLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedSometrauma ismore validthan othersAngela...Uh oh :)"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)James juststraight upa badpersonIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsEddiemadeoverlygrossDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitNoUFOending$70lolUnplayablePC portSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonEpicgamesexclusiveThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophies

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Poorly optimized
  2. "improved" combat
  3. James actually cheated on Mary
  4. New! Endings (they're bad)
  5. Incredibly mid voice acting
  6. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  7. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  8. Some trauma is more valid than others
  9. Angela... Uh oh :)
  10. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll
  11. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered
  12. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  13. James just straight up a bad person
  14. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next
  15. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns
  16. Eddie made overly gross
  17. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait
  18. No UFO ending
  19. $70 lol
  20. Unplayable PC port
  21. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  22. Epic games exclusive
  23. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  24. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies