Maria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemns$70lolNew!Endings(they'rebad)NoUFOendingCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesAngela...Uh oh :)It sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)James juststraight upa badpersonUnplayablePC portLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceIncrediblymid voiceactingEpicgamesexclusiveA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreduced"improved"combatSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonPoorlyoptimizedEddiemadeoverlygross"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollSometrauma ismore validthan othersDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredJamesactuallycheatedon MaryMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemns$70lolNew!Endings(they'rebad)NoUFOendingCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesAngela...Uh oh :)It sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)James juststraight upa badpersonUnplayablePC portLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceIncrediblymid voiceactingEpicgamesexclusiveA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreduced"improved"combatSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonPoorlyoptimizedEddiemadeoverlygross"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollSometrauma ismore validthan othersDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitIt's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredJamesactuallycheatedon Mary

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns
  2. $70 lol
  3. New! Endings (they're bad)
  4. No UFO ending
  5. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies
  6. Angela... Uh oh :)
  7. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next
  8. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  9. James just straight up a bad person
  10. Unplayable PC port
  11. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  12. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  13. Incredibly mid voice acting
  14. Epic games exclusive
  15. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  16. "improved" combat
  17. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  18. Poorly optimized
  19. Eddie made overly gross
  20. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll
  21. Some trauma is more valid than others
  22. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait
  23. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered
  24. James actually cheated on Mary