Collectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedUnplayablePC portAngela...Uh oh :)Everything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)It's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyNoUFOendingEpicgamesexclusiveEddiemadeoverlygrossNew!Endings(they'rebad)"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyeroll"improved"combatPoorlyoptimized$70lolIncrediblymid voiceactingJames juststraight upa badpersonJamesactuallycheatedon MarySometrauma ismore validthan othersDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3nextSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuanceA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedUnplayablePC portAngela...Uh oh :)Everything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)It's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredLaura looksweird butyou're notsure whyNoUFOendingEpicgamesexclusiveEddiemadeoverlygrossNew!Endings(they'rebad)"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyeroll"improved"combatPoorlyoptimized$70lolIncrediblymid voiceactingJames juststraight upa badpersonJamesactuallycheatedon MarySometrauma ismore validthan othersDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabait

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies
  2. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns
  3. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next
  4. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  5. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  6. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  7. Unplayable PC port
  8. Angela... Uh oh :)
  9. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  10. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered
  11. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  12. No UFO ending
  13. Epic games exclusive
  14. Eddie made overly gross
  15. New! Endings (they're bad)
  16. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll
  17. "improved" combat
  18. Poorly optimized
  19. $70 lol
  20. Incredibly mid voice acting
  21. James just straight up a bad person
  22. James actually cheated on Mary
  23. Some trauma is more valid than others
  24. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait