They changejust enoughit ruins thenuance"improved"combatEpicgamesexclusive$70lolIncrediblymid voiceactingIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3next"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesEddiemadeoverlygrossDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitJames juststraight upa badpersonNoUFOendingNew!Endings(they'rebad)Laura looksweird butyou're notsure whyPoorlyoptimizedA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)Jamesactuallycheatedon MarySometrauma ismore validthan othersUnplayablePC portAngela...Uh oh :)It's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemnsThey changejust enoughit ruins thenuance"improved"combatEpicgamesexclusive$70lolIncrediblymid voiceactingIt sellsincrediblywell and theyremake 3next"the gamelooks mehbut at leastJames ishot" eyerollCollectibleitem forunlocks /trophiesEddiemadeoverlygrossDLC and/orpreordernostalgiabaitJames juststraight upa badpersonNoUFOendingNew!Endings(they'rebad)Laura looksweird butyou're notsure whyPoorlyoptimizedA main areais completelycut ordrasticallyreducedEverything ismore obviouslysexual (becausethe game thinksyou're stupid)Jamesactuallycheatedon MarySometrauma ismore validthan othersUnplayablePC portAngela...Uh oh :)It's so faithfulyou wonderwhy theyevenbotheredSH movieotherworldtransformationfor somereasonMaria sexybut in a waythe narrativecondemns

Cynical SH2 Remake Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They change just enough it ruins the nuance
  2. "improved" combat
  3. Epic games exclusive
  4. $70 lol
  5. Incredibly mid voice acting
  6. It sells incredibly well and they remake 3 next
  7. "the game looks meh but at least James is hot" eyeroll
  8. Collectible item for unlocks / trophies
  9. Eddie made overly gross
  10. DLC and/or preorder nostalgia bait
  11. James just straight up a bad person
  12. No UFO ending
  13. New! Endings (they're bad)
  14. Laura looks weird but you're not sure why
  15. Poorly optimized
  16. A main area is completely cut or drastically reduced
  17. Everything is more obviously sexual (because the game thinks you're stupid)
  18. James actually cheated on Mary
  19. Some trauma is more valid than others
  20. Unplayable PC port
  21. Angela... Uh oh :)
  22. It's so faithful you wonder why they even bothered
  23. SH movie otherworld transformation for some reason
  24. Maria sexy but in a way the narrative condemns