relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Uranus Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Talks to another professor during class Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits creates nonsensical canvas post Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas mentions the green bank observatory *class changes rooms* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Struggles with projector/is confused by projector References her days as a schoolchild References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) asks us if we have the book asks if it is hot in this room Shrugs at the end of a story *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) "things were different back ____ than they are now" *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) 10+ minute tangent occurs Shows up late to class Brings up eating food in the computer lab *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Hiroshima and Nagasaki Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Searches her pink suitcase for something "did I ever tell you about ____?" *is defeated by technology* Acts out a concept (more than hands) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Complains about IT mentions/tells a story from her childhood "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Monongehela *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* says "this is a stinky ____" "I knew a gal... Tells a joke Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself brings up star parties messes someone's name up talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Misspells word on board/Smart board Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* *coughs violently* Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Talks about her father "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Talks about her own telescopes at home Talks about the 70s or 80s Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Mentions random family member (not father) asks for Waynesburg's zip code Mentions WebAssign References random person without context as if we all know who they are Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Brings up Olivia Newton John *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Spews pro- female propaganda Brings us in food/drink Laughs about something objectively tragic Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Cherry Springs Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material *removes a layer of clothing* Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Uranus Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Talks to another professor during class Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits creates nonsensical canvas post Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas mentions the green bank observatory *class changes rooms* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Struggles with projector/is confused by projector References her days as a schoolchild References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) asks us if we have the book asks if it is hot in this room Shrugs at the end of a story *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) "things were different back ____ than they are now" *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) 10+ minute tangent occurs Shows up late to class Brings up eating food in the computer lab *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Hiroshima and Nagasaki Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Searches her pink suitcase for something "did I ever tell you about ____?" *is defeated by technology* Acts out a concept (more than hands) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Complains about IT mentions/tells a story from her childhood "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Monongehela *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* says "this is a stinky ____" "I knew a gal... Tells a joke Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself brings up star parties messes someone's name up talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Misspells word on board/Smart board Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* *coughs violently* Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Talks about her father "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Talks about her own telescopes at home Talks about the 70s or 80s Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Mentions random family member (not father) asks for Waynesburg's zip code Mentions WebAssign References random person without context as if we all know who they are Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Brings up Olivia Newton John *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Spews pro- female propaganda Brings us in food/drink Laughs about something objectively tragic Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Cherry Springs Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material *removes a layer of clothing* Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
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relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
Uranus
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
Talks to another professor during class
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
creates nonsensical canvas post
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
mentions the green bank observatory
*class changes rooms*
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
References her days as a schoolchild
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
asks us if we have the book
asks if it is hot in this room
Shrugs at the end of a story
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
10+ minute tangent occurs
Shows up late to class
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
Searches her pink suitcase for something
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
*is defeated by technology*
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Complains about IT
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
Monongehela
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
says "this is a stinky ____"
"I knew a gal...
Tells a joke
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
brings up star parties
messes someone's name up
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
Misspells word on board/Smart board
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
*coughs violently*
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Talks about her father
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
Talks about her own telescopes at home
Talks about the 70s or 80s
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
Mentions random family member (not father)
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
Mentions WebAssign
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
Brings up Olivia Newton John
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
Spews pro-female propaganda
Brings us in food/drink
Laughs about something objectively tragic
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
Cherry Springs
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
*removes a layer of clothing*
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
