References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival creates nonsensical canvas post Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Hiroshima and Nagasaki mentions/tells a story from her childhood Talks about World War II (not mentioned) References random person without context as if we all know who they are brings up star parties Talks about her father Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Brings us in food/drink *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Mentions WebAssign *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Talks about her own telescopes at home asks for Waynesburg's zip code brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Acts out a concept (more than hands) "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Searches her pink suitcase for something takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Mentions random family member (not father) Misspells word on board/Smart board Shows up late to class Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream asks if it is hot in this room relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Monongehela Talks to another professor during class 10+ minute tangent occurs Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* messes someone's name up Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Says something sus without realizing (like wap) *is defeated by technology* Laughs about something objectively tragic *removes a layer of clothing* Shrugs at the end of a story Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas "I knew a gal... Cherry Springs *coughs violently* "did I ever tell you about ____?" *class changes rooms* Uranus mentions the green bank observatory Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Brings up eating food in the computer lab Struggles with projector/is confused by projector says "this is a stinky ____" Brings up Olivia Newton John Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends References her days as a schoolchild Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Spews pro- female propaganda asks us if we have the book Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Tells a joke Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Talks about the 70s or 80s Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) "things were different back ____ than they are now" Complains about IT References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival creates nonsensical canvas post Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Hiroshima and Nagasaki mentions/tells a story from her childhood Talks about World War II (not mentioned) References random person without context as if we all know who they are brings up star parties Talks about her father Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Brings us in food/drink *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Mentions WebAssign *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Talks about her own telescopes at home asks for Waynesburg's zip code brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Acts out a concept (more than hands) "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Searches her pink suitcase for something takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Mentions random family member (not father) Misspells word on board/Smart board Shows up late to class Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream asks if it is hot in this room relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Monongehela Talks to another professor during class 10+ minute tangent occurs Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* messes someone's name up Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Says something sus without realizing (like wap) *is defeated by technology* Laughs about something objectively tragic *removes a layer of clothing* Shrugs at the end of a story Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas "I knew a gal... Cherry Springs *coughs violently* "did I ever tell you about ____?" *class changes rooms* Uranus mentions the green bank observatory Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Brings up eating food in the computer lab Struggles with projector/is confused by projector says "this is a stinky ____" Brings up Olivia Newton John Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends References her days as a schoolchild Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Spews pro- female propaganda asks us if we have the book Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Tells a joke Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Talks about the 70s or 80s Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) "things were different back ____ than they are now" Complains about IT
(Print)
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
creates nonsensical canvas post
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
brings up star parties
Talks about her father
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
Brings us in food/drink
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
Mentions WebAssign
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
Talks about her own telescopes at home
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
Searches her pink suitcase for something
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
Mentions random family member (not father)
Misspells word on board/Smart board
Shows up late to class
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
asks if it is hot in this room
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Monongehela
Talks to another professor during class
10+ minute tangent occurs
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
messes someone's name up
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
*is defeated by technology*
Laughs about something objectively tragic
*removes a layer of clothing*
Shrugs at the end of a story
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
"I knew a gal...
Cherry Springs
*coughs violently*
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
*class changes rooms*
Uranus
mentions the green bank observatory
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
says "this is a stinky ____"
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
References her days as a schoolchild
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
Spews pro-female propaganda
asks us if we have the book
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
Tells a joke
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
Talks about the 70s or 80s
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
Complains about IT
