Mentions WebAssign Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Struggles with projector/is confused by projector relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area "did I ever tell you about ____?" Mentions random family member (not father) *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Brings up Olivia Newton John "things were different back ____ than they are now" Laughs about something objectively tragic takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Searches her pink suitcase for something Talks about World War II (not mentioned) *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Uranus Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas asks us if we have the book Misspells word on board/Smart board messes someone's name up *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Shrugs at the end of a story Tells a joke Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) *coughs violently* Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Hiroshima and Nagasaki States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" asks for Waynesburg's zip code Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned 10+ minute tangent occurs says "this is a stinky ____" mentions/tells a story from her childhood talks about losing her phone/loses her phone *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Cherry Springs Talks about her own telescopes at home *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Spews pro- female propaganda References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead *is defeated by technology* Brings us in food/drink Monongehela Brings up eating food in the computer lab *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* *class changes rooms* Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Talks about the 70s or 80s creates nonsensical canvas post Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material "I knew a gal... asks if it is hot in this room References random person without context as if we all know who they are Complains about IT Acts out a concept (more than hands) brings up star parties Talks to another professor during class Talks about her father mentions the green bank observatory *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Shows up late to class *removes a layer of clothing* Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) References her days as a schoolchild Mentions WebAssign Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Struggles with projector/is confused by projector relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area "did I ever tell you about ____?" Mentions random family member (not father) *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Brings up Olivia Newton John "things were different back ____ than they are now" Laughs about something objectively tragic takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Searches her pink suitcase for something Talks about World War II (not mentioned) *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Uranus Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas asks us if we have the book Misspells word on board/Smart board messes someone's name up *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Shrugs at the end of a story Tells a joke Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) *coughs violently* Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Hiroshima and Nagasaki States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" asks for Waynesburg's zip code Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned 10+ minute tangent occurs says "this is a stinky ____" mentions/tells a story from her childhood talks about losing her phone/loses her phone *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Cherry Springs Talks about her own telescopes at home *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Spews pro- female propaganda References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead *is defeated by technology* Brings us in food/drink Monongehela Brings up eating food in the computer lab *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* *class changes rooms* Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Talks about the 70s or 80s creates nonsensical canvas post Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material "I knew a gal... asks if it is hot in this room References random person without context as if we all know who they are Complains about IT Acts out a concept (more than hands) brings up star parties Talks to another professor during class Talks about her father mentions the green bank observatory *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Shows up late to class *removes a layer of clothing* Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) References her days as a schoolchild
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Mentions WebAssign
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
Mentions random family member (not father)
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
Brings up Olivia Newton John
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
Laughs about something objectively tragic
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
Searches her pink suitcase for something
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
Uranus
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
asks us if we have the book
Misspells word on board/Smart board
messes someone's name up
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
Shrugs at the end of a story
Tells a joke
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
*coughs violently*
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
10+ minute tangent occurs
says "this is a stinky ____"
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
Cherry Springs
Talks about her own telescopes at home
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
Spews pro-female propaganda
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
*is defeated by technology*
Brings us in food/drink
Monongehela
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
*class changes rooms*
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
Talks about the 70s or 80s
creates nonsensical canvas post
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
"I knew a gal...
asks if it is hot in this room
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
Complains about IT
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
brings up star parties
Talks to another professor during class
Talks about her father
mentions the green bank observatory
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
Shows up late to class
*removes a layer of clothing*
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
References her days as a schoolchild
