Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Acts out a concept (more than hands) References random person without context as if we all know who they are Brings us in food/drink Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class mentions the green bank observatory Searches her pink suitcase for something "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done mentions/tells a story from her childhood Mentions WebAssign Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Complains about IT takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class *is defeated by technology* brings up star parties asks for Waynesburg's zip code Brings up eating food in the computer lab Struggles with projector/is confused by projector *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Hiroshima and Nagasaki Mentions doing something with our powerpoints States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas messes someone's name up says "this is a stinky ____" Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself *coughs violently* relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Talks about her own telescopes at home brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Shrugs at the end of a story *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Spews pro- female propaganda asks if it is hot in this room Talks about the 70s or 80s Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead "did I ever tell you about ____?" 10+ minute tangent occurs Uranus Misspells word on board/Smart board Monongehela Says something sus without realizing (like wap) "things were different back ____ than they are now" Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream *removes a layer of clothing* Laughs about something objectively tragic *class changes rooms* *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* "I knew a gal... Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Shows up late to class Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually asks us if we have the book Talks to another professor during class creates nonsensical canvas post Mentions random family member (not father) Cherry Springs Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Talks about her father References her days as a schoolchild *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Brings up Olivia Newton John Tells a joke Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Acts out a concept (more than hands) References random person without context as if we all know who they are Brings us in food/drink Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class mentions the green bank observatory Searches her pink suitcase for something "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done mentions/tells a story from her childhood Mentions WebAssign Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Complains about IT takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class *is defeated by technology* brings up star parties asks for Waynesburg's zip code Brings up eating food in the computer lab Struggles with projector/is confused by projector *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Hiroshima and Nagasaki Mentions doing something with our powerpoints States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas messes someone's name up says "this is a stinky ____" Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself *coughs violently* relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Talks about her own telescopes at home brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Shrugs at the end of a story *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Spews pro- female propaganda asks if it is hot in this room Talks about the 70s or 80s Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead "did I ever tell you about ____?" 10+ minute tangent occurs Uranus Misspells word on board/Smart board Monongehela Says something sus without realizing (like wap) "things were different back ____ than they are now" Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream *removes a layer of clothing* Laughs about something objectively tragic *class changes rooms* *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* "I knew a gal... Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Shows up late to class Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually asks us if we have the book Talks to another professor during class creates nonsensical canvas post Mentions random family member (not father) Cherry Springs Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Talks about her father References her days as a schoolchild *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Brings up Olivia Newton John Tells a joke Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
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Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
Brings us in food/drink
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
mentions the green bank observatory
Searches her pink suitcase for something
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Mentions WebAssign
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
Complains about IT
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
*is defeated by technology*
brings up star parties
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
messes someone's name up
says "this is a stinky ____"
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
*coughs violently*
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
Talks about her own telescopes at home
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
Shrugs at the end of a story
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
Spews pro-female propaganda
asks if it is hot in this room
Talks about the 70s or 80s
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
10+ minute tangent occurs
Uranus
Misspells word on board/Smart board
Monongehela
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
*removes a layer of clothing*
Laughs about something objectively tragic
*class changes rooms*
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
"I knew a gal...
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
Shows up late to class
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
asks us if we have the book
Talks to another professor during class
creates nonsensical canvas post
Mentions random family member (not father)
Cherry Springs
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
Talks about her father
References her days as a schoolchild
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Tells a joke
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
