*is confused by someone exiting the classroom* *coughs violently* Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually References random person without context as if we all know who they are *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* mentions/tells a story from her childhood Complains about IT Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Uranus Searches her pink suitcase for something Mentions random family member (not father) Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Spews pro- female propaganda Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly messes someone's name up Talks about the 70s or 80s Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Talks about her own telescopes at home *removes a layer of clothing* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) "did I ever tell you about ____?" takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Talks to another professor during class Shrugs at the end of a story Brings us in food/drink Misspells word on board/Smart board References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" *is defeated by technology* Shows up late to class Laughs about something objectively tragic References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Absolutely butchers a pronunciation "I knew a gal... talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory "things were different back ____ than they are now" Acts out a concept (more than hands) "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" creates nonsensical canvas post Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Brings up Olivia Newton John Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned asks for Waynesburg's zip code Mentions WebAssign Cherry Springs Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Hiroshima and Nagasaki asks us if we have the book Talks about her father talks about losing her phone/loses her phone References her days as a schoolchild Struggles with projector/is confused by projector mentions the green bank observatory Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Brings up eating food in the computer lab Monongehela Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* brings up star parties *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Says something sus without realizing (like wap) asks if it is hot in this room relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) *class changes rooms* Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Tells a joke says "this is a stinky ____" 10+ minute tangent occurs *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* *coughs violently* Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually References random person without context as if we all know who they are *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* mentions/tells a story from her childhood Complains about IT Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Uranus Searches her pink suitcase for something Mentions random family member (not father) Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Spews pro- female propaganda Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly messes someone's name up Talks about the 70s or 80s Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Talks about her own telescopes at home *removes a layer of clothing* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) "did I ever tell you about ____?" takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Talks to another professor during class Shrugs at the end of a story Brings us in food/drink Misspells word on board/Smart board References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" *is defeated by technology* Shows up late to class Laughs about something objectively tragic References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Absolutely butchers a pronunciation "I knew a gal... talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory "things were different back ____ than they are now" Acts out a concept (more than hands) "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" creates nonsensical canvas post Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Brings up Olivia Newton John Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned asks for Waynesburg's zip code Mentions WebAssign Cherry Springs Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Hiroshima and Nagasaki asks us if we have the book Talks about her father talks about losing her phone/loses her phone References her days as a schoolchild Struggles with projector/is confused by projector mentions the green bank observatory Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Brings up eating food in the computer lab Monongehela Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* brings up star parties *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Says something sus without realizing (like wap) asks if it is hot in this room relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) *class changes rooms* Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Tells a joke says "this is a stinky ____" 10+ minute tangent occurs
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*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
*coughs violently*
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Complains about IT
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
Uranus
Searches her pink suitcase for something
Mentions random family member (not father)
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
Spews pro-female propaganda
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
messes someone's name up
Talks about the 70s or 80s
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
Talks about her own telescopes at home
*removes a layer of clothing*
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
Talks to another professor during class
Shrugs at the end of a story
Brings us in food/drink
Misspells word on board/Smart board
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
*is defeated by technology*
Shows up late to class
Laughs about something objectively tragic
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
"I knew a gal...
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
creates nonsensical canvas post
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
Mentions WebAssign
Cherry Springs
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
asks us if we have the book
Talks about her father
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
References her days as a schoolchild
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
mentions the green bank observatory
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
Monongehela
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
brings up star parties
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
asks if it is hot in this room
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
*class changes rooms*
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
Tells a joke
says "this is a stinky ____"
10+ minute tangent occurs
