creates nonsensical canvas post Mentions doing something with our powerpoints *is defeated by technology* Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) mentions the green bank observatory talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" brings up star parties Mentions WebAssign *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) asks us if we have the book Laughs about something objectively tragic 10+ minute tangent occurs Talks about her father messes someone's name up Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Talks to another professor during class mentions/tells a story from her childhood Shows up late to class Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Brings us in food/drink *coughs violently* Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Talks about her own telescopes at home "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Hiroshima and Nagasaki References her days as a schoolchild Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Talks about the 70s or 80s Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Acts out a concept (more than hands) Monongehela *class changes rooms* Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself asks if it is hot in this room *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* References random person without context as if we all know who they are takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends says "this is a stinky ____" Complains about IT Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Tells a joke Shrugs at the end of a story relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Misspells word on board/Smart board "things were different back ____ than they are now" Cherry Springs talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Absolutely butchers a pronunciation "did I ever tell you about ____?" Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Uranus Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Searches her pink suitcase for something Brings up eating food in the computer lab *removes a layer of clothing* States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) "I knew a gal... Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Brings up Olivia Newton John Spews pro- female propaganda References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Mentions random family member (not father) Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) asks for Waynesburg's zip code creates nonsensical canvas post Mentions doing something with our powerpoints *is defeated by technology* Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) mentions the green bank observatory talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" brings up star parties Mentions WebAssign *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) asks us if we have the book Laughs about something objectively tragic 10+ minute tangent occurs Talks about her father messes someone's name up Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Talks to another professor during class mentions/tells a story from her childhood Shows up late to class Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Brings us in food/drink *coughs violently* Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Talks about her own telescopes at home "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Hiroshima and Nagasaki References her days as a schoolchild Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Talks about the 70s or 80s Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Acts out a concept (more than hands) Monongehela *class changes rooms* Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself asks if it is hot in this room *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* References random person without context as if we all know who they are takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends says "this is a stinky ____" Complains about IT Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Tells a joke Shrugs at the end of a story relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Misspells word on board/Smart board "things were different back ____ than they are now" Cherry Springs talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Absolutely butchers a pronunciation "did I ever tell you about ____?" Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Uranus Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Searches her pink suitcase for something Brings up eating food in the computer lab *removes a layer of clothing* States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) "I knew a gal... Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Brings up Olivia Newton John Spews pro- female propaganda References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Mentions random family member (not father) Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) asks for Waynesburg's zip code
(Print)
creates nonsensical canvas post
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
*is defeated by technology*
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
mentions the green bank observatory
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
brings up star parties
Mentions WebAssign
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
asks us if we have the book
Laughs about something objectively tragic
10+ minute tangent occurs
Talks about her father
messes someone's name up
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
Talks to another professor during class
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Shows up late to class
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
Brings us in food/drink
*coughs violently*
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
Talks about her own telescopes at home
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
References her days as a schoolchild
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
Talks about the 70s or 80s
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
Monongehela
*class changes rooms*
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
asks if it is hot in this room
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
says "this is a stinky ____"
Complains about IT
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
Tells a joke
Shrugs at the end of a story
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
Misspells word on board/Smart board
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
Cherry Springs
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
Uranus
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
Searches her pink suitcase for something
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
*removes a layer of clothing*
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
"I knew a gal...
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Spews pro-female propaganda
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
Mentions random family member (not father)
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
