Tells a joke Mentions doing something with our powerpoints References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) asks for Waynesburg's zip code mentions/tells a story from her childhood Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her creates nonsensical canvas post 10+ minute tangent occurs States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) mentions the green bank observatory *removes a layer of clothing* Complains about IT Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Cherry Springs *is defeated by technology* Spews pro- female propaganda brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory asks if it is hot in this room talks about losing her phone/loses her phone References random person without context as if we all know who they are "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done says "this is a stinky ____" Monongehela Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Uranus Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Hiroshima and Nagasaki Searches her pink suitcase for something *coughs violently* *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits "did I ever tell you about ____?" Talks to another professor during class Shrugs at the end of a story "I knew a gal... *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Mentions WebAssign Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" *class changes rooms* asks us if we have the book takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Talks about the 70s or 80s Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Brings up Olivia Newton John Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly brings up star parties Mentions random family member (not father) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Brings up eating food in the computer lab Laughs about something objectively tragic "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Talks about her father *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Brings us in food/drink messes someone's name up Misspells word on board/Smart board Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Shows up late to class Talks about her own telescopes at home References her days as a schoolchild Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* "things were different back ____ than they are now" Acts out a concept (more than hands) Tells a joke Mentions doing something with our powerpoints References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) asks for Waynesburg's zip code mentions/tells a story from her childhood Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her creates nonsensical canvas post 10+ minute tangent occurs States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) mentions the green bank observatory *removes a layer of clothing* Complains about IT Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Cherry Springs *is defeated by technology* Spews pro- female propaganda brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory asks if it is hot in this room talks about losing her phone/loses her phone References random person without context as if we all know who they are "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done says "this is a stinky ____" Monongehela Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Uranus Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Hiroshima and Nagasaki Searches her pink suitcase for something *coughs violently* *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits "did I ever tell you about ____?" Talks to another professor during class Shrugs at the end of a story "I knew a gal... *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Mentions WebAssign Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" *class changes rooms* asks us if we have the book takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Talks about the 70s or 80s Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Brings up Olivia Newton John Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly brings up star parties Mentions random family member (not father) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Brings up eating food in the computer lab Laughs about something objectively tragic "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Talks about her father *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Brings us in food/drink messes someone's name up Misspells word on board/Smart board Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Shows up late to class Talks about her own telescopes at home References her days as a schoolchild Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* "things were different back ____ than they are now" Acts out a concept (more than hands)
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Tells a joke
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
creates nonsensical canvas post
10+ minute tangent occurs
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
mentions the green bank observatory
*removes a layer of clothing*
Complains about IT
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
Cherry Springs
*is defeated by technology*
Spews pro-female propaganda
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
asks if it is hot in this room
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
says "this is a stinky ____"
Monongehela
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
Uranus
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Searches her pink suitcase for something
*coughs violently*
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
Talks to another professor during class
Shrugs at the end of a story
"I knew a gal...
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
Mentions WebAssign
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
*class changes rooms*
asks us if we have the book
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
Talks about the 70s or 80s
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
brings up star parties
Mentions random family member (not father)
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
Laughs about something objectively tragic
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
Talks about her father
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
Brings us in food/drink
messes someone's name up
Misspells word on board/Smart board
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
Shows up late to class
Talks about her own telescopes at home
References her days as a schoolchild
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
