asks for Waynesburg's zip code Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material "I knew a gal... Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class References random person without context as if we all know who they are Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* brings up star parties Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Searches her pink suitcase for something *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Absolutely butchers a pronunciation takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class *class changes rooms* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) says "this is a stinky ____" Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Laughs about something objectively tragic Cherry Springs Complains about IT Monongehela *removes a layer of clothing* relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Misspells word on board/Smart board Talks to another professor during class States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Talks about her own telescopes at home Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually asks if it is hot in this room "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Mentions random family member (not father) asks us if we have the book talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream creates nonsensical canvas post Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Hiroshima and Nagasaki Shows up late to class Brings up Olivia Newton John Spews pro- female propaganda Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area *coughs violently* messes someone's name up References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) 10+ minute tangent occurs Uranus References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Shrugs at the end of a story Talks about her father Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Tells a joke mentions/tells a story from her childhood Talks about the 70s or 80s Brings us in food/drink "things were different back ____ than they are now" Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered mentions the green bank observatory Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Brings up eating food in the computer lab Mentions WebAssign *is defeated by technology* References her days as a schoolchild Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Acts out a concept (more than hands) "did I ever tell you about ____?" Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* asks for Waynesburg's zip code Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material "I knew a gal... Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class References random person without context as if we all know who they are Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* brings up star parties Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Searches her pink suitcase for something *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Absolutely butchers a pronunciation takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class *class changes rooms* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) says "this is a stinky ____" Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Laughs about something objectively tragic Cherry Springs Complains about IT Monongehela *removes a layer of clothing* relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Misspells word on board/Smart board Talks to another professor during class States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Talks about her own telescopes at home Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually asks if it is hot in this room "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Mentions random family member (not father) asks us if we have the book talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream creates nonsensical canvas post Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Hiroshima and Nagasaki Shows up late to class Brings up Olivia Newton John Spews pro- female propaganda Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area *coughs violently* messes someone's name up References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) 10+ minute tangent occurs Uranus References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Shrugs at the end of a story Talks about her father Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Tells a joke mentions/tells a story from her childhood Talks about the 70s or 80s Brings us in food/drink "things were different back ____ than they are now" Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered mentions the green bank observatory Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Brings up eating food in the computer lab Mentions WebAssign *is defeated by technology* References her days as a schoolchild Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Acts out a concept (more than hands) "did I ever tell you about ____?" Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* *is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
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asks for Waynesburg's zip code
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
"I knew a gal...
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
brings up star parties
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
Searches her pink suitcase for something
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
*class changes rooms*
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
says "this is a stinky ____"
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
Laughs about something objectively tragic
Cherry Springs
Complains about IT
Monongehela
*removes a layer of clothing*
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
Misspells word on board/Smart board
Talks to another professor during class
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
Talks about her own telescopes at home
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
asks if it is hot in this room
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
Mentions random family member (not father)
asks us if we have the book
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
creates nonsensical canvas post
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Shows up late to class
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Spews pro-female propaganda
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
*coughs violently*
messes someone's name up
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
10+ minute tangent occurs
Uranus
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
Shrugs at the end of a story
Talks about her father
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
Tells a joke
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Talks about the 70s or 80s
Brings us in food/drink
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
mentions the green bank observatory
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
Mentions WebAssign
*is defeated by technology*
References her days as a schoolchild
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
