*is defeated by technology* "I knew a gal... Spews pro- female propaganda Monongehela "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material References random person without context as if we all know who they are Uranus "things were different back ____ than they are now" Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Talks about her father Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation brings up star parties Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* *coughs violently* Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her *class changes rooms* Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned messes someone's name up Mentions WebAssign Shows up late to class 10+ minute tangent occurs Shrugs at the end of a story Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Talks about the 70s or 80s Laughs about something objectively tragic Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Talks to another professor during class Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Brings us in food/drink mentions/tells a story from her childhood Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Hiroshima and Nagasaki talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead *removes a layer of clothing* Brings up Olivia Newton John References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Absolutely butchers a pronunciation relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Misspells word on board/Smart board Mentions random family member (not father) References her days as a schoolchild Acts out a concept (more than hands) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Mentions doing something with our powerpoints "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Searches her pink suitcase for something Tells a joke Brings up eating food in the computer lab Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Talks about her own telescopes at home Says something sus without realizing (like wap) asks us if we have the book Cherry Springs mentions the green bank observatory takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival "did I ever tell you about ____?" creates nonsensical canvas post *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* asks for Waynesburg's zip code asks if it is hot in this room Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* says "this is a stinky ____" Complains about IT *is defeated by technology* "I knew a gal... Spews pro- female propaganda Monongehela "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material References random person without context as if we all know who they are Uranus "things were different back ____ than they are now" Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Talks about her father Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation brings up star parties Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* *coughs violently* Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her *class changes rooms* Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned messes someone's name up Mentions WebAssign Shows up late to class 10+ minute tangent occurs Shrugs at the end of a story Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Talks about the 70s or 80s Laughs about something objectively tragic Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Talks to another professor during class Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Brings us in food/drink mentions/tells a story from her childhood Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Hiroshima and Nagasaki talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead *removes a layer of clothing* Brings up Olivia Newton John References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Absolutely butchers a pronunciation relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Misspells word on board/Smart board Mentions random family member (not father) References her days as a schoolchild Acts out a concept (more than hands) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Mentions doing something with our powerpoints "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Searches her pink suitcase for something Tells a joke Brings up eating food in the computer lab Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Talks about her own telescopes at home Says something sus without realizing (like wap) asks us if we have the book Cherry Springs mentions the green bank observatory takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival "did I ever tell you about ____?" creates nonsensical canvas post *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* asks for Waynesburg's zip code asks if it is hot in this room Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* says "this is a stinky ____" Complains about IT
(Print)
*is defeated by technology*
"I knew a gal...
Spews pro-female propaganda
Monongehela
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
Uranus
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
Talks about her father
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
brings up star parties
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
*coughs violently*
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
*class changes rooms*
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
messes someone's name up
Mentions WebAssign
Shows up late to class
10+ minute tangent occurs
Shrugs at the end of a story
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
Talks about the 70s or 80s
Laughs about something objectively tragic
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
Talks to another professor during class
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
Brings us in food/drink
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
*removes a layer of clothing*
Brings up Olivia Newton John
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
Misspells word on board/Smart board
Mentions random family member (not father)
References her days as a schoolchild
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
Searches her pink suitcase for something
Tells a joke
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
Talks about her own telescopes at home
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
asks us if we have the book
Cherry Springs
mentions the green bank observatory
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
creates nonsensical canvas post
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
asks if it is hot in this room
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
says "this is a stinky ____"
Complains about IT
