takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class "I knew a gal... Mentions doing something with our powerpoints asks us if we have the book "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" says "this is a stinky ____" Brings up eating food in the computer lab *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay mentions/tells a story from her childhood Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) References her days as a schoolchild "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Tells a joke Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Uranus *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Complains about IT Brings up Olivia Newton John Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered brings up star parties Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Mentions WebAssign Laughs about something objectively tragic Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" *removes a layer of clothing* *coughs violently* asks if it is hot in this room Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself mentions the green bank observatory Monongehela 10+ minute tangent occurs messes someone's name up Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas "did I ever tell you about ____?" Misspells word on board/Smart board References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) References random person without context as if we all know who they are asks for Waynesburg's zip code *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* talks about losing her phone/loses her phone *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* creates nonsensical canvas post Talks about the 70s or 80s Searches her pink suitcase for something Acts out a concept (more than hands) Brings us in food/drink Mentions random family member (not father) Talks about her own telescopes at home Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Shrugs at the end of a story Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area *is defeated by technology* Shows up late to class Hiroshima and Nagasaki relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life *class changes rooms* Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Spews pro- female propaganda brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Talks about her father Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Cherry Springs Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Talks to another professor during class "things were different back ____ than they are now" takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class "I knew a gal... Mentions doing something with our powerpoints asks us if we have the book "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" says "this is a stinky ____" Brings up eating food in the computer lab *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay mentions/tells a story from her childhood Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) References her days as a schoolchild "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Tells a joke Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Uranus *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Complains about IT Brings up Olivia Newton John Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered brings up star parties Struggles with projector/is confused by projector Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Mentions WebAssign Laughs about something objectively tragic Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" *removes a layer of clothing* *coughs violently* asks if it is hot in this room Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself mentions the green bank observatory Monongehela 10+ minute tangent occurs messes someone's name up Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas "did I ever tell you about ____?" Misspells word on board/Smart board References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) References random person without context as if we all know who they are asks for Waynesburg's zip code *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* talks about losing her phone/loses her phone *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* creates nonsensical canvas post Talks about the 70s or 80s Searches her pink suitcase for something Acts out a concept (more than hands) Brings us in food/drink Mentions random family member (not father) Talks about her own telescopes at home Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Shrugs at the end of a story Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area *is defeated by technology* Shows up late to class Hiroshima and Nagasaki relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life *class changes rooms* Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Spews pro- female propaganda brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Talks about her father Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Cherry Springs Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Talks to another professor during class "things were different back ____ than they are now"
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takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
"I knew a gal...
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
asks us if we have the book
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
says "this is a stinky ____"
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
References her days as a schoolchild
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
Tells a joke
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
Uranus
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
Complains about IT
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
brings up star parties
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
Mentions WebAssign
Laughs about something objectively tragic
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
*removes a layer of clothing*
*coughs violently*
asks if it is hot in this room
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
mentions the green bank observatory
Monongehela
10+ minute tangent occurs
messes someone's name up
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
Misspells word on board/Smart board
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
creates nonsensical canvas post
Talks about the 70s or 80s
Searches her pink suitcase for something
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
Brings us in food/drink
Mentions random family member (not father)
Talks about her own telescopes at home
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
Shrugs at the end of a story
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
*is defeated by technology*
Shows up late to class
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
*class changes rooms*
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
Spews pro-female propaganda
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
Talks about her father
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
Cherry Springs
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Talks to another professor during class
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
