Talks about the 70s or 80s Mentions random family member (not father) "did I ever tell you about ____?" Brings up Olivia Newton John Struggles with projector/is confused by projector *is defeated by technology* Says something sus without realizing (like wap) 10+ minute tangent occurs "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Acts out a concept (more than hands) *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Absolutely butchers a pronunciation *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Talks to another professor during class Tells a joke relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival References her days as a schoolchild States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Talks about her father Laughs about something objectively tragic creates nonsensical canvas post asks if it is hot in this room Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) *coughs violently* Searches her pink suitcase for something Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Uranus asks us if we have the book *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Shrugs at the end of a story Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Monongehela takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class mentions/tells a story from her childhood *removes a layer of clothing* Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay References random person without context as if we all know who they are Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Misspells word on board/Smart board talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Mentions WebAssign mentions the green bank observatory messes someone's name up Complains about IT Cherry Springs says "this is a stinky ____" Brings us in food/drink "I knew a gal... Spews pro- female propaganda Mentions doing something with our powerpoints "things were different back ____ than they are now" *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory asks for Waynesburg's zip code *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Shows up late to class Brings up eating food in the computer lab Talks about her own telescopes at home Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas *class changes rooms* Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done brings up star parties Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Hiroshima and Nagasaki *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Talks about the 70s or 80s Mentions random family member (not father) "did I ever tell you about ____?" Brings up Olivia Newton John Struggles with projector/is confused by projector *is defeated by technology* Says something sus without realizing (like wap) 10+ minute tangent occurs "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Acts out a concept (more than hands) *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Absolutely butchers a pronunciation *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Talks to another professor during class Tells a joke relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival References her days as a schoolchild States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Talks about her father Laughs about something objectively tragic creates nonsensical canvas post asks if it is hot in this room Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) *coughs violently* Searches her pink suitcase for something Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Uranus asks us if we have the book *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Shrugs at the end of a story Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Monongehela takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class mentions/tells a story from her childhood *removes a layer of clothing* Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay References random person without context as if we all know who they are Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Misspells word on board/Smart board talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Mentions WebAssign mentions the green bank observatory messes someone's name up Complains about IT Cherry Springs says "this is a stinky ____" Brings us in food/drink "I knew a gal... Spews pro- female propaganda Mentions doing something with our powerpoints "things were different back ____ than they are now" *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory asks for Waynesburg's zip code *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Shows up late to class Brings up eating food in the computer lab Talks about her own telescopes at home Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas *class changes rooms* Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done brings up star parties Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Hiroshima and Nagasaki *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
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Talks about the 70s or 80s
Mentions random family member (not father)
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
*is defeated by technology*
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
10+ minute tangent occurs
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
Talks to another professor during class
Tells a joke
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
References her days as a schoolchild
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
Talks about her father
Laughs about something objectively tragic
creates nonsensical canvas post
asks if it is hot in this room
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
*coughs violently*
Searches her pink suitcase for something
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
Uranus
asks us if we have the book
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
Shrugs at the end of a story
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
Monongehela
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
*removes a layer of clothing*
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
Misspells word on board/Smart board
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
Mentions WebAssign
mentions the green bank observatory
messes someone's name up
Complains about IT
Cherry Springs
says "this is a stinky ____"
Brings us in food/drink
"I knew a gal...
Spews pro-female propaganda
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
Shows up late to class
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
Talks about her own telescopes at home
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
*class changes rooms*
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
brings up star parties
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
