asks for Waynesburg's zip code "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly References random person without context as if we all know who they are mentions/tells a story from her childhood Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Laughs about something objectively tragic *coughs violently* Mentions WebAssign Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation talks about losing her phone/loses her phone "I knew a gal... Struggles with projector/is confused by projector *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Talks about the 70s or 80s States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life mentions the green bank observatory Misspells word on board/Smart board talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Uranus Talks about her father *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Brings us in food/drink Brings up Olivia Newton John Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Talks to another professor during class Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself *is defeated by technology* "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" *class changes rooms* Brings up eating food in the computer lab *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* 10+ minute tangent occurs *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* creates nonsensical canvas post Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Monongehela Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Shrugs at the end of a story Acts out a concept (more than hands) Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead says "this is a stinky ____" Spews pro- female propaganda asks if it is hot in this room References her days as a schoolchild Talks about her own telescopes at home "things were different back ____ than they are now" Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Shows up late to class takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Mentions random family member (not father) Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Tells a joke *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Hiroshima and Nagasaki Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Complains about IT Says something sus without realizing (like wap) asks us if we have the book Searches her pink suitcase for something "did I ever tell you about ____?" *removes a layer of clothing* Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) messes someone's name up brings up star parties Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Cherry Springs Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) asks for Waynesburg's zip code "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly References random person without context as if we all know who they are mentions/tells a story from her childhood Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Laughs about something objectively tragic *coughs violently* Mentions WebAssign Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation talks about losing her phone/loses her phone "I knew a gal... Struggles with projector/is confused by projector *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Talks about the 70s or 80s States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life mentions the green bank observatory Misspells word on board/Smart board talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Uranus Talks about her father *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Brings us in food/drink Brings up Olivia Newton John Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Talks to another professor during class Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself *is defeated by technology* "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" *class changes rooms* Brings up eating food in the computer lab *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* 10+ minute tangent occurs *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* creates nonsensical canvas post Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Monongehela Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Shrugs at the end of a story Acts out a concept (more than hands) Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead says "this is a stinky ____" Spews pro- female propaganda asks if it is hot in this room References her days as a schoolchild Talks about her own telescopes at home "things were different back ____ than they are now" Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Shows up late to class takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Mentions random family member (not father) Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Tells a joke *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Hiroshima and Nagasaki Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Complains about IT Says something sus without realizing (like wap) asks us if we have the book Searches her pink suitcase for something "did I ever tell you about ____?" *removes a layer of clothing* Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) messes someone's name up brings up star parties Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Cherry Springs Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
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asks for Waynesburg's zip code
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
Laughs about something objectively tragic
*coughs violently*
Mentions WebAssign
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
"I knew a gal...
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
Talks about the 70s or 80s
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
mentions the green bank observatory
Misspells word on board/Smart board
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
Uranus
Talks about her father
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Brings us in food/drink
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
Talks to another professor during class
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
*is defeated by technology*
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
*class changes rooms*
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
10+ minute tangent occurs
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
creates nonsensical canvas post
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
Monongehela
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
Shrugs at the end of a story
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
says "this is a stinky ____"
Spews pro-female propaganda
asks if it is hot in this room
References her days as a schoolchild
Talks about her own telescopes at home
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
Shows up late to class
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
Mentions random family member (not father)
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
Tells a joke
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
Complains about IT
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
asks us if we have the book
Searches her pink suitcase for something
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
*removes a layer of clothing*
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
messes someone's name up
brings up star parties
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
Cherry Springs
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
