Brings us in food/drink *is defeated by technology* Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Searches her pink suitcase for something Talks about her father References random person without context as if we all know who they are Cherry Springs Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Brings up Olivia Newton John Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Talks about the 70s or 80s References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Shrugs at the end of a story Complains about IT "things were different back ____ than they are now" *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) creates nonsensical canvas post "did I ever tell you about ____?" Laughs about something objectively tragic Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Talks to another professor during class asks for Waynesburg's zip code brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Monongehela mentions the green bank observatory Tells a joke asks if it is hot in this room "I knew a gal... Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Spews pro- female propaganda References her days as a schoolchild Struggles with projector/is confused by projector "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Hiroshima and Nagasaki *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Mentions WebAssign messes someone's name up Misspells word on board/Smart board *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Talks about her own telescopes at home Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead mentions/tells a story from her childhood 10+ minute tangent occurs *coughs violently* Uranus Says something sus without realizing (like wap) asks us if we have the book Shows up late to class Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Brings up eating food in the computer lab *class changes rooms* Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* *removes a layer of clothing* Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Acts out a concept (more than hands) relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life brings up star parties says "this is a stinky ____" Mentions random family member (not father) "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class Brings us in food/drink *is defeated by technology* Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Searches her pink suitcase for something Talks about her father References random person without context as if we all know who they are Cherry Springs Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Brings up Olivia Newton John Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay Talks about the 70s or 80s References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Shrugs at the end of a story Complains about IT "things were different back ____ than they are now" *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) creates nonsensical canvas post "did I ever tell you about ____?" Laughs about something objectively tragic Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class Talks to another professor during class asks for Waynesburg's zip code brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) Monongehela mentions the green bank observatory Tells a joke asks if it is hot in this room "I knew a gal... Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Spews pro- female propaganda References her days as a schoolchild Struggles with projector/is confused by projector "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Hiroshima and Nagasaki *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Mentions WebAssign messes someone's name up Misspells word on board/Smart board *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation Talks about her own telescopes at home Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead mentions/tells a story from her childhood 10+ minute tangent occurs *coughs violently* Uranus Says something sus without realizing (like wap) asks us if we have the book Shows up late to class Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Brings up eating food in the computer lab *class changes rooms* Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* *removes a layer of clothing* Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done Acts out a concept (more than hands) relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life brings up star parties says "this is a stinky ____" Mentions random family member (not father) "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
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Brings us in food/drink
*is defeated by technology*
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
Searches her pink suitcase for something
Talks about her father
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
Cherry Springs
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
Brings up Olivia Newton John
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
Talks about the 70s or 80s
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
Shrugs at the end of a story
Complains about IT
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
creates nonsensical canvas post
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
Laughs about something objectively tragic
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
Talks to another professor during class
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
Monongehela
mentions the green bank observatory
Tells a joke
asks if it is hot in this room
"I knew a gal...
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
Spews pro-female propaganda
References her days as a schoolchild
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
Mentions WebAssign
messes someone's name up
Misspells word on board/Smart board
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
Talks about her own telescopes at home
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
10+ minute tangent occurs
*coughs violently*
Uranus
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
asks us if we have the book
Shows up late to class
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
*class changes rooms*
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
*removes a layer of clothing*
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
brings up star parties
says "this is a stinky ____"
Mentions random family member (not father)
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
