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book*is defeatedbytechnology*messessomeone'sname upSits on table(orfurniture thatwas not meantto be sat on)*tells storythat includesborderlinecriminalactions*Is confusedby a pop upad/lets videoautoplayUranusMentions herflat earthfriends/otherweird friends*referencesobscure placeinPennsylvania*(not listed)Talks aboutprehistorichumans andtheir habitsTalks aboutgoing to thefarm in RuffCreek/darksky areaMentionsdoingsomethingwith ourpowerpointsAir raiddrills/nuclearannihilationSpews pro-femalepropagandaTalks abouther owntelescopesat home"things weredifferentback ____than they arenow""did I evertell youabout____?""I knewa gal...Talks explicitlyabout someone'sdeath/explicitlymentionssomeone in astory is deadShrugs atthe endof a story"we'll onlyspend a fewmoreminutes onthis"asks forWaynesburg'szip codeMentionsrandomfamilymember (notfather)Tellsa jokeAsks "you ever..."and then follows itup with somethingno one has everdonementionsthe greenbankobservatoryActs out aconcept(more thanhands)*leaves classto obtainsomethingfromsomewhere*asks if itis hot inthis roomShowsup lateto classReferencesMarsPennsylvania,or the AppleFestival*coughsviolently*Waits morethan 20minutes untilgetting intoclass materialTalks toanotherprofessorduring classTalksabout herfatherSends someoneto get somethingfrom hercar/carrysomething forher*removesa layer ofclothing*Struggleswithprojector/isconfused byprojectorTells a storythat soundslike a feverdreamBrings upOliviaNewtonJohnbrings upaliens/tells alienstory/mentionsconspiracytheory"ahrn, coques,sputnik,Arrowstahwtle,fahrballz, tork"*Physically abusestechnology*(banging book onprojector, hittingcomputer, etc*Speakswistfully aboutCarlSagan/CarlSaganmentionedSayssomethingsus withoutrealizing (likewap)Comes toinsane andharebrainedconclusion(watching fromfield house, etc)*classchangesrooms*bringsup starpartiesTalksabout the70s or80sPowerpointis incorrectlypresented(not fullscreen)takesattendancemore than15 minutesinto classStates theobvious (mustbe worthy ofbeingrecorded)Asks aquestion then*immediately*answers itherselfSearchesher pinksuitcase forsomethingRepeats atangent, story,or conceptalmost word forwordunknowinglyReferencesher days asaschoolchildMisspellsword onboard/Smartboardtalks aboutlosing herphone/losesher phoneComplainsabout IT10+minutetangentoccursmentions/tellsa story fromher childhoodMentionsWebAssignHiroshimaandNagasakiAbsolutelybutchers apronunciationtalks about heremail/fails to loginto something/"Ineed to remember(credentials)"Talks aboutWorld War II(notmentioned)Referencesfestival orlocalgathering (notmentioned)createsnonsensicalcanvas postTells morbidstory/sayssomethingmorbid verycasuallyIs confused byCanvas/asks usabout buttonson canvasBrings usinfood/drink*readstextbookword for wordfor more than5 minutes*Brings upeating foodin thecomputer labCherrySpringsMentionsbringing insomething fromher home toassist with classTalks aboutassortedinjuries shehas suffered*is confusedby someoneexiting theclassroom*Referencesrandom personwithout contextas if we all knowwho they areLaughsaboutsomethingobjectivelytragicMonongehelarelays anunfortunateseries ofevents fromher own lifesays "thisis a stinky____"*is confused bytechnology or atechnologicaloccurrance*(notmentioned)asks us ifwe havethe book*is defeatedbytechnology*messessomeone'sname upSits on table(orfurniture thatwas not meantto be sat on)*tells storythat includesborderlinecriminalactions*Is confusedby a pop upad/lets videoautoplayUranusMentions herflat earthfriends/otherweird friends*referencesobscure placeinPennsylvania*(not listed)Talks aboutprehistorichumans andtheir habitsTalks aboutgoing to thefarm in RuffCreek/darksky areaMentionsdoingsomethingwith ourpowerpointsAir raiddrills/nuclearannihilationSpews pro-femalepropagandaTalks abouther owntelescopesat home"things weredifferentback ____than they arenow""did I evertell youabout____?""I knewa gal...Talks explicitlyabout someone'sdeath/explicitlymentionssomeone in astory is deadShrugs atthe endof a story"we'll onlyspend a fewmoreminutes onthis"asks forWaynesburg'szip codeMentionsrandomfamilymember (notfather)Tellsa jokeAsks "you ever..."and then follows itup with somethingno one has everdonementionsthe greenbankobservatoryActs out aconcept(more thanhands)*leaves classto obtainsomethingfromsomewhere*asks if itis hot inthis roomShowsup lateto classReferencesMarsPennsylvania,or the AppleFestival*coughsviolently*Waits morethan 20minutes untilgetting intoclass materialTalks toanotherprofessorduring classTalksabout herfatherSends someoneto get somethingfrom hercar/carrysomething forher*removesa layer ofclothing*Struggleswithprojector/isconfused byprojectorTells a storythat soundslike a feverdreamBrings upOliviaNewtonJohnbrings upaliens/tells alienstory/mentionsconspiracytheory"ahrn, coques,sputnik,Arrowstahwtle,fahrballz, tork"*Physically abusestechnology*(banging book onprojector, hittingcomputer, etc*Speakswistfully aboutCarlSagan/CarlSaganmentionedSayssomethingsus withoutrealizing (likewap)Comes toinsane andharebrainedconclusion(watching fromfield house, etc)*classchangesrooms*bringsup starpartiesTalksabout the70s or80sPowerpointis incorrectlypresented(not fullscreen)takesattendancemore than15 minutesinto classStates theobvious (mustbe worthy ofbeingrecorded)Asks aquestion then*immediately*answers itherselfSearchesher pinksuitcase forsomethingRepeats atangent, story,or conceptalmost word forwordunknowinglyReferencesher days asaschoolchildMisspellsword onboard/Smartboardtalks aboutlosing herphone/losesher phone

DeSantis Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Complains about IT
  2. 10+ minute tangent occurs
  3. mentions/tells a story from her childhood
  4. Mentions WebAssign
  5. Hiroshima and Nagasaki
  6. Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
  7. talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
  8. Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
  9. References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
  10. creates nonsensical canvas post
  11. Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
  12. Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
  13. Brings us in food/drink
  14. *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
  15. Brings up eating food in the computer lab
  16. Cherry Springs
  17. Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
  18. Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
  19. *is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
  20. References random person without context as if we all know who they are
  21. Laughs about something objectively tragic
  22. Monongehela
  23. relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
  24. says "this is a stinky ____"
  25. *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
  26. asks us if we have the book
  27. *is defeated by technology*
  28. messes someone's name up
  29. Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
  30. *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
  31. Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
  32. Uranus
  33. Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
  34. *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
  35. Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
  36. Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
  37. Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
  38. Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
  39. Spews pro-female propaganda
  40. Talks about her own telescopes at home
  41. "things were different back ____ than they are now"
  42. "did I ever tell you about ____?"
  43. "I knew a gal...
  44. Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
  45. Shrugs at the end of a story
  46. "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
  47. asks for Waynesburg's zip code
  48. Mentions random family member (not father)
  49. Tells a joke
  50. Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
  51. mentions the green bank observatory
  52. Acts out a concept (more than hands)
  53. *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
  54. asks if it is hot in this room
  55. Shows up late to class
  56. References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
  57. *coughs violently*
  58. Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
  59. Talks to another professor during class
  60. Talks about her father
  61. Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
  62. *removes a layer of clothing*
  63. Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
  64. Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
  65. Brings up Olivia Newton John
  66. brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
  67. "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
  68. *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
  69. Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
  70. Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
  71. Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
  72. *class changes rooms*
  73. brings up star parties
  74. Talks about the 70s or 80s
  75. Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
  76. takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
  77. States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
  78. Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
  79. Searches her pink suitcase for something
  80. Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
  81. References her days as a schoolchild
  82. Misspells word on board/Smart board
  83. talks about losing her phone/loses her phone