Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually brings up star parties asks us if we have the book Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Shrugs at the end of a story *is defeated by technology* Monongehela Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done "did I ever tell you about ____?" Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) mentions/tells a story from her childhood Mentions WebAssign Talks to another professor during class Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) mentions the green bank observatory Laughs about something objectively tragic Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Brings up eating food in the computer lab *coughs violently* References her days as a schoolchild *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Mentions random family member (not father) relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life messes someone's name up Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Talks about her own telescopes at home *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Tells a joke 10+ minute tangent occurs *removes a layer of clothing* Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Struggles with projector/is confused by projector talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Cherry Springs Brings up Olivia Newton John *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Searches her pink suitcase for something Uranus Acts out a concept (more than hands) *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" "I knew a gal... Brings us in food/drink Spews pro- female propaganda "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Talks about the 70s or 80s References random person without context as if we all know who they are brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Complains about IT *class changes rooms* creates nonsensical canvas post Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits "things were different back ____ than they are now" takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay asks if it is hot in this room Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Misspells word on board/Smart board Hiroshima and Nagasaki says "this is a stinky ____" Shows up late to class asks for Waynesburg's zip code Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Talks about her father Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually brings up star parties asks us if we have the book Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen) Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered Shrugs at the end of a story *is defeated by technology* Monongehela Says something sus without realizing (like wap) Talks about World War II (not mentioned) Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done "did I ever tell you about ____?" Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc) States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded) mentions/tells a story from her childhood Mentions WebAssign Talks to another professor during class Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on) mentions the green bank observatory Laughs about something objectively tragic Mentions doing something with our powerpoints Absolutely butchers a pronunciation Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself "ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork" Brings up eating food in the computer lab *coughs violently* References her days as a schoolchild *Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc* Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas Mentions random family member (not father) relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life messes someone's name up Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation References festival or local gathering (not mentioned) Talks about her own telescopes at home *is confused by someone exiting the classroom* Tells a joke 10+ minute tangent occurs *removes a layer of clothing* Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends *references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed) Struggles with projector/is confused by projector talks about losing her phone/loses her phone Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her Cherry Springs Brings up Olivia Newton John *reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes* Searches her pink suitcase for something Uranus Acts out a concept (more than hands) *is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned) talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)" "I knew a gal... Brings us in food/drink Spews pro- female propaganda "we'll only spend a few more minutes on this" Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly Talks about the 70s or 80s References random person without context as if we all know who they are brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory Complains about IT *class changes rooms* creates nonsensical canvas post Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits "things were different back ____ than they are now" takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class *tells story that includes borderline criminal actions* Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay asks if it is hot in this room Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area Misspells word on board/Smart board Hiroshima and Nagasaki says "this is a stinky ____" Shows up late to class asks for Waynesburg's zip code Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material *leaves class to obtain something from somewhere* Talks about her father
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Tells morbid story/says something morbid very casually
brings up star parties
asks us if we have the book
Powerpoint is incorrectly presented (not full screen)
Talks about assorted injuries she has suffered
Shrugs at the end of a story
*is defeated by technology*
Monongehela
Says something sus without realizing (like wap)
Talks about World War II (not mentioned)
Asks "you ever..." and then follows it up with something no one has ever done
"did I ever tell you about ____?"
Comes to insane and harebrained conclusion (watching from field house, etc)
States the obvious (must be worthy of being recorded)
mentions/tells a story from her childhood
Mentions WebAssign
Talks to another professor during class
Tells a story that sounds like a fever dream
Sits on table(or furniture that was not meant to be sat on)
mentions the green bank observatory
Laughs about something objectively tragic
Mentions doing something with our powerpoints
Absolutely butchers a pronunciation
Asks a question then *immediately* answers it herself
"ahrn, coques, sputnik, Arrowstahwtle, fahrballz, tork"
Brings up eating food in the computer lab
*coughs violently*
References her days as a schoolchild
*Physically abuses technology* (banging book on projector, hitting computer, etc*
Is confused by Canvas/asks us about buttons on canvas
Mentions random family member (not father)
relays an unfortunate series of events from her own life
messes someone's name up
Air raid drills/nuclear annihilation
References festival or local gathering (not mentioned)
Talks about her own telescopes at home
*is confused by someone exiting the classroom*
Tells a joke
10+ minute tangent occurs
*removes a layer of clothing*
Mentions her flat earth friends/other weird friends
*references obscure place in Pennsylvania* (not listed)
Struggles with projector/is confused by projector
talks about losing her phone/loses her phone
Speaks wistfully about Carl Sagan/Carl Sagan mentioned
Mentions bringing in something from her home to assist with class
References Mars Pennsylvania, or the Apple Festival
Sends someone to get something from her car/carry something for her
Cherry Springs
Brings up Olivia Newton John
*reads textbook word for word for more than 5 minutes*
Searches her pink suitcase for something
Uranus
Acts out a concept (more than hands)
*is confused by technology or a technological occurrance*(not mentioned)
talks about her email/fails to log into something/"I need to remember (credentials)"
"I knew a gal...
Brings us in food/drink
Spews pro-female propaganda
"we'll only spend a few more minutes on this"
Repeats a tangent, story, or concept almost word for word unknowingly
Talks about the 70s or 80s
References random person without context as if we all know who they are
brings up aliens/tells alien story/mentions conspiracy theory
Complains about IT
*class changes rooms*
creates nonsensical canvas post
Talks explicitly about someone's death/explicitly mentions someone in a story is dead
Talks about prehistoric humans and their habits
"things were different back ____ than they are now"
takes attendance more than 15 minutes into class
*tells story that includes borderline criminal actions*
Is confused by a pop up ad/lets video autoplay
asks if it is hot in this room
Talks about going to the farm in Ruff Creek/dark sky area
Misspells word on board/Smart board
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
says "this is a stinky ____"
Shows up late to class
asks for Waynesburg's zip code
Waits more than 20 minutes until getting into class material
*leaves class to obtain something from somewhere*
Talks about her father
