How longis thewait?Wherecan Ismoke?I'm in alot ofpain(The lobbyis full)Is it a longwait ?I came in byambulancewhy am iwaiting?He's aserviceanimal (thedog trying tobite me)How am Isupposedto gethome?I feel like I'mgoing to faint(while theirstanding)Where isthevendingmachine?Can I getsomethingfor pain?Doesn'twear amaskproperlyCallsambulancefrom lobbyIs theresomewhereI can laydown?We beenwaiting avery longtime!(On a painscale howbad is yourpain)a 12Can Ileave andcomeback?I needhelp tothebathroomCan Ihavesomeblankets?Are thereCOVIDpatientshereWhy did thatperson goahead ofme?I can't sitin awheelchairCan Ieat ordrink?I feellike I'mdyingLaying onfloorscreamingHow longis thewait?Wherecan Ismoke?I'm in alot ofpain(The lobbyis full)Is it a longwait ?I came in byambulancewhy am iwaiting?He's aserviceanimal (thedog trying tobite me)How am Isupposedto gethome?I feel like I'mgoing to faint(while theirstanding)Where isthevendingmachine?Can I getsomethingfor pain?Doesn'twear amaskproperlyCallsambulancefrom lobbyIs theresomewhereI can laydown?We beenwaiting avery longtime!(On a painscale howbad is yourpain)a 12Can Ileave andcomeback?I needhelp tothebathroomCan Ihavesomeblankets?Are thereCOVIDpatientshereWhy did thatperson goahead ofme?I can't sitin awheelchairCan Ieat ordrink?I feellike I'mdyingLaying onfloorscreaming

the Buttholes of Triage - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How long is the wait?
  2. Where can I smoke?
  3. I'm in a lot of pain
  4. (The lobby is full) Is it a long wait ?
  5. I came in by ambulance why am i waiting?
  6. He's a service animal (the dog trying to bite me)
  7. How am I supposed to get home?
  8. I feel like I'm going to faint (while their standing)
  9. Where is the vending machine?
  10. Can I get something for pain?
  11. Doesn't wear a mask properly
  12. Calls ambulance from lobby
  13. Is there somewhere I can lay down?
  14. We been waiting a very long time!
  15. (On a pain scale how bad is your pain) a 12
  16. Can I leave and come back?
  17. I need help to the bathroom
  18. Can I have some blankets?
  19. Are there COVID patients here
  20. Why did that person go ahead of me?
  21. I can't sit in a wheelchair
  22. Can I eat or drink?
  23. I feel like I'm dying
  24. Laying on floor screaming