The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  2. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  3. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  4. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  5. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  6. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  7. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  8. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  9. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  10. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  11. The Lions lose their football game.
  12. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  13. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  14. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  15. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  16. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  17. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  18. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  19. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  20. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  21. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  22. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  23. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  24. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.