Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  2. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  3. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  4. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  5. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  6. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  7. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  8. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  9. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  10. The Lions lose their football game.
  11. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  12. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  13. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  14. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  15. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  16. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  17. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  18. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  19. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  20. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  21. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  22. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  23. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  24. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.