Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  2. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  3. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  4. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  5. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  6. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  7. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  8. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  9. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  10. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  11. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  12. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  13. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  14. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  15. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  16. The Lions lose their football game.
  17. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  18. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  19. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  20. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  21. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  22. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  23. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  24. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.