Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  2. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  3. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  4. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  5. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  6. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  7. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  8. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  9. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  10. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  11. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  12. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  13. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  14. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  15. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  16. The Lions lose their football game.
  17. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  18. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  19. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  20. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  21. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  22. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  23. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  24. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.