Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  2. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  3. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  4. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  5. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  6. The Lions lose their football game.
  7. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  8. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  9. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  10. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  11. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  12. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  13. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  14. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  15. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  16. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  17. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  18. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  19. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  20. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  21. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  22. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  23. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  24. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.