Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  2. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  3. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  4. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  5. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  6. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  7. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  8. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  9. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  10. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  11. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  12. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  13. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  14. The Lions lose their football game.
  15. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  16. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  17. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  18. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  19. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  20. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  21. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  22. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  23. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  24. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.