Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  2. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  3. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  4. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  5. The Lions lose their football game.
  6. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  7. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  8. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  9. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  10. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  11. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  12. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  13. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  14. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  15. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  16. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  17. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  18. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  19. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  20. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  21. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  22. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  23. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  24. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.