Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  2. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  3. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  4. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  5. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  6. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  7. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  8. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  9. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  10. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  11. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  12. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  13. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  14. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  15. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  16. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  17. The Lions lose their football game.
  18. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  19. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  20. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  21. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  22. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  23. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  24. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.