Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  2. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  3. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  4. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  5. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  6. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  7. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  8. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  9. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  10. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  11. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  12. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  13. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  14. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  15. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  16. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  17. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  18. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  19. The Lions lose their football game.
  20. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  21. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  22. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  23. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  24. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.