The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  2. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  3. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  4. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  5. The Lions lose their football game.
  6. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  7. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  8. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  9. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  10. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  11. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  12. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  13. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  14. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  15. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  16. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  17. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  18. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  19. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  20. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  21. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  22. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  23. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  24. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.