You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  2. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  3. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  4. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  5. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  6. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  7. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  8. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  9. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  10. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  11. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  12. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  13. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.
  14. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  15. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  16. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  17. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  18. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  19. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  20. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  21. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  22. The Lions lose their football game.
  23. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  24. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.