Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.Your brothercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlyhungover.The Lionslose theirfootballgame.Your two brothersstart talking aboutstatistics. One’s asports fan, theother’s racist.Your sistercame backfrom collegeand is veryclearlypregnant.Your youngestcousin keepsscrolling throughTikTok and is nottalking to anyone.Your familyforces you towatch theMacy’sThanksgivingDay Parade.There’s anawkwardpause for astrongreason.Your dad“stuffed”the turkey.“Why don’tyou have a(boy/girl)friendyet?”You’ve reachedthe age whereThanksgiving isyour favoriteholiday.Everyonegets waytoo drunkby 5 pm.Sweet potatoeswithmarshmallowsare served, butnever finished.There’s anawkwardpause forno reason.Someone clearlyforgot to makesomething toshare and justbought a cheappie.Your cousingets weirdlyflirty withyou.Your right-winggrandpabrings upTrump.Thanksgivingdinner isserved at 3pm.Your whitegrandma hassome choicewords aboutminorities.You are put incharge of themashed potatoes.Good thing youhave your copy ofBinghamtonReview.The fireextinguishergets used at2:17 pm.Your liberalaunt bringsup Trump.Your minoritygrandma hassome choicewords aboutotherminorities.You getready to gotramplepeople for ablender.You get stuckin traffic onyour way toThanksgivingdinner.

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your brother came back from college and is very clearly hungover.
  2. The Lions lose their football game.
  3. Your two brothers start talking about statistics. One’s a sports fan, the other’s racist.
  4. Your sister came back from college and is very clearly pregnant.
  5. Your youngest cousin keeps scrolling through TikTok and is not talking to anyone.
  6. Your family forces you to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
  7. There’s an awkward pause for a strong reason.
  8. Your dad “stuffed” the turkey.
  9. “Why don’t you have a (boy/girl)friend yet?”
  10. You’ve reached the age where Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
  11. Everyone gets way too drunk by 5 pm.
  12. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows are served, but never finished.
  13. There’s an awkward pause for no reason.
  14. Someone clearly forgot to make something to share and just bought a cheap pie.
  15. Your cousin gets weirdly flirty with you.
  16. Your right-wing grandpa brings up Trump.
  17. Thanksgiving dinner is served at 3 pm.
  18. Your white grandma has some choice words about minorities.
  19. You are put in charge of the mashed potatoes. Good thing you have your copy of Binghamton Review.
  20. The fire extinguisher gets used at 2:17 pm.
  21. Your liberal aunt brings up Trump.
  22. Your minority grandma has some choice words about other minorities.
  23. You get ready to go trample people for a blender.
  24. You get stuck in traffic on your way to Thanksgiving dinner.