DOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SETNOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYI’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATEIT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINEBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITYOU’REDOING ITWRONGYOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UPNO! NOTEVENCLOSE!IT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UP…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHEREI DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GETI LOVEYOURPITHINESSHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMETHAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOFree!DOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SETNOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYI’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATEIT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINEBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITYOU’REDOING ITWRONGYOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UPNO! NOTEVENCLOSE!IT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UP…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHEREI DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GETI LOVEYOURPITHINESSHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMETHAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOFree!

NDP OFFICE QUOTES - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THE IMPORTANT STUFF IN LIFE IS ALL SET
  2. NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO CRY
  3. I’LL MAKE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO HATE
  4. IT’S ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING’S FINE, IT’LL BE FINE
  5. BECAUSE I LIKE TO WING IT
  6. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
  7. YOU BOOGERED IT ALL UP
  8. NO! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
  9. IT’S OKAY TO CRY AS LONG AS YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
  10. WELL YOU $##@! THAT ONE UP
  11. …AND SOMETHING HAPPENS THERE
  12. I DIDN’T THINK THAT’S THE SOUND I WAS GONNA GET
  13. I LOVE YOUR PITHINESS
  14. HOW’D YOU GUESS MY STRIPPER NAME
  15. THAT’S ONE MORE CHEST HAIR FOR ME, WOO HOO
  16. Free!