NO! NOTEVENCLOSE!IT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINETHAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMEDOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SETI LOVEYOURPITHINESSYOU’REDOING ITWRONGFree!NOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITIT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGYOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UPWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UP…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHEREI DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GETI’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATENO! NOTEVENCLOSE!IT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINETHAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMEDOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SETI LOVEYOURPITHINESSYOU’REDOING ITWRONGFree!NOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITIT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGYOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UPWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UP…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHEREI DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GETI’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATE

NDP OFFICE QUOTES - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NO! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
  2. IT’S ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING’S FINE, IT’LL BE FINE
  3. THAT’S ONE MORE CHEST HAIR FOR ME, WOO HOO
  4. HOW’D YOU GUESS MY STRIPPER NAME
  5. DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THE IMPORTANT STUFF IN LIFE IS ALL SET
  6. I LOVE YOUR PITHINESS
  7. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
  8. Free!
  9. NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO CRY
  10. BECAUSE I LIKE TO WING IT
  11. IT’S OKAY TO CRY AS LONG AS YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
  12. YOU BOOGERED IT ALL UP
  13. WELL YOU $##@! THAT ONE UP
  14. …AND SOMETHING HAPPENS THERE
  15. I DIDN’T THINK THAT’S THE SOUND I WAS GONNA GET
  16. I’LL MAKE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO HATE