NO! NOTEVENCLOSE!IT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINEHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMEBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITYOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UPI’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATE…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHERENOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYIT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGI LOVEYOURPITHINESSFree!YOU’REDOING ITWRONGWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UPTHAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOI DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GETDOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SETNO! NOTEVENCLOSE!IT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINEHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMEBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITYOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UPI’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATE…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHERENOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYIT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGI LOVEYOURPITHINESSFree!YOU’REDOING ITWRONGWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UPTHAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOI DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GETDOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SET

NDP OFFICE QUOTES - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NO! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
  2. IT’S ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING’S FINE, IT’LL BE FINE
  3. HOW’D YOU GUESS MY STRIPPER NAME
  4. BECAUSE I LIKE TO WING IT
  5. YOU BOOGERED IT ALL UP
  6. I’LL MAKE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO HATE
  7. …AND SOMETHING HAPPENS THERE
  8. NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO CRY
  9. IT’S OKAY TO CRY AS LONG AS YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
  10. I LOVE YOUR PITHINESS
  11. Free!
  12. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
  13. WELL YOU $##@! THAT ONE UP
  14. THAT’S ONE MORE CHEST HAIR FOR ME, WOO HOO
  15. I DIDN’T THINK THAT’S THE SOUND I WAS GONNA GET
  16. DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THE IMPORTANT STUFF IN LIFE IS ALL SET