DOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SETFree!I’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATEIT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UPBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITNOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYTHAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMEIT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINENO! NOTEVENCLOSE!YOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UPYOU’REDOING ITWRONGI DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GET…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHEREI LOVEYOURPITHINESSDOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SETFree!I’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATEIT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UPBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITNOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYTHAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMEIT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINENO! NOTEVENCLOSE!YOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UPYOU’REDOING ITWRONGI DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GET…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHEREI LOVEYOURPITHINESS

NDP OFFICE QUOTES - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THE IMPORTANT STUFF IN LIFE IS ALL SET
  2. Free!
  3. I’LL MAKE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO HATE
  4. IT’S OKAY TO CRY AS LONG AS YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
  5. WELL YOU $##@! THAT ONE UP
  6. BECAUSE I LIKE TO WING IT
  7. NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO CRY
  8. THAT’S ONE MORE CHEST HAIR FOR ME, WOO HOO
  9. HOW’D YOU GUESS MY STRIPPER NAME
  10. IT’S ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING’S FINE, IT’LL BE FINE
  11. NO! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
  12. YOU BOOGERED IT ALL UP
  13. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
  14. I DIDN’T THINK THAT’S THE SOUND I WAS GONNA GET
  15. …AND SOMETHING HAPPENS THERE
  16. I LOVE YOUR PITHINESS