NO! NOTEVENCLOSE!I DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GETWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UPYOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UP…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHEREYOU’REDOING ITWRONGI LOVEYOURPITHINESSBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITIT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGNOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYFree!THAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMEDOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SETI’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATEIT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINENO! NOTEVENCLOSE!I DIDN’T THINKTHAT’S THESOUND I WASGONNA GETWELL YOU$##@! THATONE UPYOUBOOGEREDIT ALL UP…ANDSOMETHINGHAPPENSTHEREYOU’REDOING ITWRONGI LOVEYOURPITHINESSBECAUSEI LIKE TOWING ITIT’S OKAY TOCRY AS LONGAS YOULEARNEDSOMETHINGNOW IS AGOODTIME TOCRYFree!THAT’S ONEMORECHEST HAIRFOR ME,WOO HOOHOW’D YOUGUESS MYSTRIPPERNAMEDOESN’TMATTERBECAUSE THEIMPORTANTSTUFF IN LIFEIS ALL SETI’LL MAKESOMETHINGFOR YOUTO HATEIT’S ALL RIGHT,EVERYTHING’SFINE, IT’LL BEFINE

NDP OFFICE QUOTES - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NO! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
  2. I DIDN’T THINK THAT’S THE SOUND I WAS GONNA GET
  3. WELL YOU $##@! THAT ONE UP
  4. YOU BOOGERED IT ALL UP
  5. …AND SOMETHING HAPPENS THERE
  6. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
  7. I LOVE YOUR PITHINESS
  8. BECAUSE I LIKE TO WING IT
  9. IT’S OKAY TO CRY AS LONG AS YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
  10. NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO CRY
  11. Free!
  12. THAT’S ONE MORE CHEST HAIR FOR ME, WOO HOO
  13. HOW’D YOU GUESS MY STRIPPER NAME
  14. DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THE IMPORTANT STUFF IN LIFE IS ALL SET
  15. I’LL MAKE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO HATE
  16. IT’S ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING’S FINE, IT’LL BE FINE