complaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'cat knocksornamentsoff treeuglyChristmassweatercontestsinkbacks upintoshowersomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogawkwardsilenceduringdinner"When areyou goingto have ababy?"argumentaboutpolitics orreligionfamilysecretsarerevealedrandomfist fightbreaksoutonepersonuses allthe gravy oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeydeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loan"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"older relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadannualburning ofthe crescentrollslast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendrelative callsyou by thewrong namechildvomitsteenagercaughtsneakingbeersnideremarksabout tablesettingrequestfor all theleftoversunexpectedtrip to localERcomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'cat knocksornamentsoff treeuglyChristmassweatercontestsinkbacks upintoshowersomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogawkwardsilenceduringdinner"When areyou goingto have ababy?"argumentaboutpolitics orreligionfamilysecretsarerevealedrandomfist fightbreaksoutonepersonuses allthe gravy oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeydeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loan"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"older relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadannualburning ofthe crescentrollslast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendrelative callsyou by thewrong namechildvomitsteenagercaughtsneakingbeersnideremarksabout tablesettingrequestfor all theleftoversunexpectedtrip to localER

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  2. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  3. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  4. sink backs up into shower
  5. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  6. awkward silence during dinner
  7. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  8. argument about politics or religion
  9. family secrets are revealed
  10. random fist fight breaks out
  11. one person uses all the gravy
  12. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  13. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  14. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  15. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  16. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  17. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  18. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend
  19. relative calls you by the wrong name
  20. child vomits
  21. teenager caught sneaking beer
  22. snide remarks about table setting
  23. request for all the leftovers
  24. unexpected trip to local ER