someonegetsdrunk oneggnogfamilysecretsarerevealedonepersonuses allthe gravy"When areyou goingto have ababy?"childvomitsdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loancomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'teenagercaughtsneakingbeerargumentaboutpolitics orreligionrelative callsyou by thewrong name oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeyannualburning ofthe crescentrollsolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadunexpectedtrip to localERrequestfor all theleftovers"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningawkwardsilenceduringdinnerrandomfist fightbreaksoutuglyChristmassweatercontestsnideremarksabout tablesettingsinkbacks upintoshowercat knocksornamentsoff treeentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendsomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogfamilysecretsarerevealedonepersonuses allthe gravy"When areyou goingto have ababy?"childvomitsdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loancomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'teenagercaughtsneakingbeerargumentaboutpolitics orreligionrelative callsyou by thewrong name oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeyannualburning ofthe crescentrollsolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadunexpectedtrip to localERrequestfor all theleftovers"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningawkwardsilenceduringdinnerrandomfist fightbreaksoutuglyChristmassweatercontestsnideremarksabout tablesettingsinkbacks upintoshowercat knocksornamentsoff treeentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriend

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  2. family secrets are revealed
  3. one person uses all the gravy
  4. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  5. child vomits
  6. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  7. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  8. teenager caught sneaking beer
  9. argument about politics or religion
  10. relative calls you by the wrong name
  11. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  12. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  13. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  14. unexpected trip to local ER
  15. request for all the leftovers
  16. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  17. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  18. awkward silence during dinner
  19. random fist fight breaks out
  20. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  21. snide remarks about table setting
  22. sink backs up into shower
  23. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  24. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend