relative callsyou by thewrong namedeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanunexpectedtrip to localERolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadsinkbacks upintoshoweronepersonuses allthe gravy"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"teenagercaughtsneakingbeerentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendrandomfist fightbreaksoutcomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'snideremarksabout tablesettingargumentaboutpolitics orreligionannualburning ofthe crescentrolls oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkey"When areyou goingto have ababy?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningrequestfor all theleftoverssomeonegetsdrunk oneggnoguglyChristmassweatercontestcat knocksornamentsoff treefamilysecretsarerevealedawkwardsilenceduringdinnerchildvomitsrelative callsyou by thewrong namedeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanunexpectedtrip to localERolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadsinkbacks upintoshoweronepersonuses allthe gravy"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"teenagercaughtsneakingbeerentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendrandomfist fightbreaksoutcomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'snideremarksabout tablesettingargumentaboutpolitics orreligionannualburning ofthe crescentrolls oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkey"When areyou goingto have ababy?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningrequestfor all theleftoverssomeonegetsdrunk oneggnoguglyChristmassweatercontestcat knocksornamentsoff treefamilysecretsarerevealedawkwardsilenceduringdinnerchildvomits

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. relative calls you by the wrong name
  2. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  3. unexpected trip to local ER
  4. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  5. sink backs up into shower
  6. one person uses all the gravy
  7. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  8. teenager caught sneaking beer
  9. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend
  10. random fist fight breaks out
  11. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  12. snide remarks about table setting
  13. argument about politics or religion
  14. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  15. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  16. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  17. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  18. request for all the leftovers
  19. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  20. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  21. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  22. family secrets are revealed
  23. awkward silence during dinner
  24. child vomits