relative callsyou by thewrong nameannualburning ofthe crescentrollschildvomitsfamilysecretsarerevealedcat knocksornamentsoff treerandomfist fightbreaksoutcomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'uglyChristmassweatercontestargumentaboutpolitics orreligionsnideremarksabout tablesettingunexpectedtrip to localERawkwardsilenceduringdinnerteenagercaughtsneakingbeerdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanonepersonuses allthe gravysinkbacks upintoshowerolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverload"When areyou goingto have ababy?" oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkey"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningsomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendrequestfor all theleftoversrelative callsyou by thewrong nameannualburning ofthe crescentrollschildvomitsfamilysecretsarerevealedcat knocksornamentsoff treerandomfist fightbreaksoutcomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'uglyChristmassweatercontestargumentaboutpolitics orreligionsnideremarksabout tablesettingunexpectedtrip to localERawkwardsilenceduringdinnerteenagercaughtsneakingbeerdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanonepersonuses allthe gravysinkbacks upintoshowerolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverload"When areyou goingto have ababy?" oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkey"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningsomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendrequestfor all theleftovers

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. relative calls you by the wrong name
  2. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  3. child vomits
  4. family secrets are revealed
  5. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  6. random fist fight breaks out
  7. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  8. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  9. argument about politics or religion
  10. snide remarks about table setting
  11. unexpected trip to local ER
  12. awkward silence during dinner
  13. teenager caught sneaking beer
  14. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  15. one person uses all the gravy
  16. sink backs up into shower
  17. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  18. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  19. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  20. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  21. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  22. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  23. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend
  24. request for all the leftovers