"When areyou goingto have ababy?"requestfor all theleftoversawkwardsilenceduringdinnersinkbacks upintoshoweruglyChristmassweatercontestentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfrienddeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loancomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningcat knocksornamentsoff treeteenagercaughtsneakingbeerfamilysecretsarerevealedrelative callsyou by thewrong nameunexpectedtrip to localERsomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogannualburning ofthe crescentrollsargumentaboutpolitics orreligionolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadonepersonuses allthe gravy"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?" oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeysnideremarksabout tablesettingchildvomitsrandomfist fightbreaksout"When areyou goingto have ababy?"requestfor all theleftoversawkwardsilenceduringdinnersinkbacks upintoshoweruglyChristmassweatercontestentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfrienddeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loancomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningcat knocksornamentsoff treeteenagercaughtsneakingbeerfamilysecretsarerevealedrelative callsyou by thewrong nameunexpectedtrip to localERsomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogannualburning ofthe crescentrollsargumentaboutpolitics orreligionolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadonepersonuses allthe gravy"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?" oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeysnideremarksabout tablesettingchildvomitsrandomfist fightbreaksout

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  2. request for all the leftovers
  3. awkward silence during dinner
  4. sink backs up into shower
  5. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  6. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend
  7. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  8. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  9. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  10. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  11. teenager caught sneaking beer
  12. family secrets are revealed
  13. relative calls you by the wrong name
  14. unexpected trip to local ER
  15. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  16. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  17. argument about politics or religion
  18. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  19. one person uses all the gravy
  20. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  21. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  22. snide remarks about table setting
  23. child vomits
  24. random fist fight breaks out