"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningannualburning ofthe crescentrollscat knocksornamentsoff treeentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfrienddeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanonepersonuses allthe gravy"When areyou goingto have ababy?"someonegetsdrunk oneggnogteenagercaughtsneakingbeerawkwardsilenceduringdinnerrelative callsyou by thewrong namesinkbacks upintoshowerargumentaboutpolitics orreligioncomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'familysecretsarerevealedrequestfor all theleftoversunexpectedtrip to localERrandomfist fightbreaksoutchildvomits oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeysnideremarksabout tablesettinguglyChristmassweatercontestolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverload"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningannualburning ofthe crescentrollscat knocksornamentsoff treeentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfrienddeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanonepersonuses allthe gravy"When areyou goingto have ababy?"someonegetsdrunk oneggnogteenagercaughtsneakingbeerawkwardsilenceduringdinnerrelative callsyou by thewrong namesinkbacks upintoshowerargumentaboutpolitics orreligioncomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'familysecretsarerevealedrequestfor all theleftoversunexpectedtrip to localERrandomfist fightbreaksoutchildvomits oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeysnideremarksabout tablesettinguglyChristmassweatercontestolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverload

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  2. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  3. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  4. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  5. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend
  6. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  7. one person uses all the gravy
  8. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  9. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  10. teenager caught sneaking beer
  11. awkward silence during dinner
  12. relative calls you by the wrong name
  13. sink backs up into shower
  14. argument about politics or religion
  15. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  16. family secrets are revealed
  17. request for all the leftovers
  18. unexpected trip to local ER
  19. random fist fight breaks out
  20. child vomits
  21. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  22. snide remarks about table setting
  23. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  24. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload