uglyChristmassweatercontestentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendawkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogrequestfor all theleftoversfamilysecretsarerevealedrelative callsyou by thewrong namerandomfist fightbreaksoutsnideremarksabout tablesettingunexpectedtrip to localER oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkey"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"cat knocksornamentsoff tree"When areyou goingto have ababy?"onepersonuses allthe gravychildvomitslast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningargumentaboutpolitics orreligionsinkbacks upintoshowercomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'older relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadannualburning ofthe crescentrollsdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanteenagercaughtsneakingbeeruglyChristmassweatercontestentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendawkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogrequestfor all theleftoversfamilysecretsarerevealedrelative callsyou by thewrong namerandomfist fightbreaksoutsnideremarksabout tablesettingunexpectedtrip to localER oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkey"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"cat knocksornamentsoff tree"When areyou goingto have ababy?"onepersonuses allthe gravychildvomitslast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningargumentaboutpolitics orreligionsinkbacks upintoshowercomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'older relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadannualburning ofthe crescentrollsdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanteenagercaughtsneakingbeer

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  2. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend
  3. awkward silence during dinner
  4. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  5. request for all the leftovers
  6. family secrets are revealed
  7. relative calls you by the wrong name
  8. random fist fight breaks out
  9. snide remarks about table setting
  10. unexpected trip to local ER
  11. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  12. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  13. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  14. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  15. one person uses all the gravy
  16. child vomits
  17. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  18. argument about politics or religion
  19. sink backs up into shower
  20. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  21. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  22. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  23. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  24. teenager caught sneaking beer