sinkbacks upintoshowerfamilysecretsarerevealedteenagercaughtsneakingbeerrequestfor all theleftoversdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loancat knocksornamentsoff treeonepersonuses allthe gravy oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeyargumentaboutpolitics orreligion"When areyou goingto have ababy?"complaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'randomfist fightbreaksoutunexpectedtrip to localER"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.ChristmasmorninguglyChristmassweatercontestchildvomitssomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogannualburning ofthe crescentrollsrelative callsyou by thewrong nameawkwardsilenceduringdinnerolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadsnideremarksabout tablesettingentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendsinkbacks upintoshowerfamilysecretsarerevealedteenagercaughtsneakingbeerrequestfor all theleftoversdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loancat knocksornamentsoff treeonepersonuses allthe gravy oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeyargumentaboutpolitics orreligion"When areyou goingto have ababy?"complaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'randomfist fightbreaksoutunexpectedtrip to localER"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"last presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.ChristmasmorninguglyChristmassweatercontestchildvomitssomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogannualburning ofthe crescentrollsrelative callsyou by thewrong nameawkwardsilenceduringdinnerolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadsnideremarksabout tablesettingentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriend

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. sink backs up into shower
  2. family secrets are revealed
  3. teenager caught sneaking beer
  4. request for all the leftovers
  5. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  6. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  7. one person uses all the gravy
  8. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  9. argument about politics or religion
  10. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  11. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  12. random fist fight breaks out
  13. unexpected trip to local ER
  14. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  15. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  16. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  17. child vomits
  18. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  19. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  20. relative calls you by the wrong name
  21. awkward silence during dinner
  22. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  23. snide remarks about table setting
  24. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend