someonegetsdrunk oneggnogrequestfor all theleftoverssnideremarksabout tablesettinguglyChristmassweatercontest"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"teenagercaughtsneakingbeercat knocksornamentsoff treeonepersonuses allthe gravydeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanchildvomitsrandomfist fightbreaksoutlast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadsinkbacks upintoshowerunexpectedtrip to localER oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeyentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendrelative callsyou by thewrong namefamilysecretsarerevealedargumentaboutpolitics orreligion"When areyou goingto have ababy?"awkwardsilenceduringdinnerannualburning ofthe crescentrollscomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'someonegetsdrunk oneggnogrequestfor all theleftoverssnideremarksabout tablesettinguglyChristmassweatercontest"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"teenagercaughtsneakingbeercat knocksornamentsoff treeonepersonuses allthe gravydeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanchildvomitsrandomfist fightbreaksoutlast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadsinkbacks upintoshowerunexpectedtrip to localER oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeyentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendrelative callsyou by thewrong namefamilysecretsarerevealedargumentaboutpolitics orreligion"When areyou goingto have ababy?"awkwardsilenceduringdinnerannualburning ofthe crescentrollscomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  2. request for all the leftovers
  3. snide remarks about table setting
  4. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  5. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  6. teenager caught sneaking beer
  7. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  8. one person uses all the gravy
  9. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  10. child vomits
  11. random fist fight breaks out
  12. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  13. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  14. sink backs up into shower
  15. unexpected trip to local ER
  16. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  17. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend
  18. relative calls you by the wrong name
  19. family secrets are revealed
  20. argument about politics or religion
  21. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  22. awkward silence during dinner
  23. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  24. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'