teenagercaughtsneakingbeerrequestfor all theleftoversrandomfist fightbreaksoutentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendsnideremarksabout tablesettinguglyChristmassweatercontestonepersonuses allthe gravy"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"annualburning ofthe crescentrolls oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeycomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'argumentaboutpolitics orreligionsomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogfamilysecretsarerevealed"When areyou goingto have ababy?"deadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanawkwardsilenceduringdinnercat knocksornamentsoff treerelative callsyou by thewrong namelast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningchildvomitsunexpectedtrip to localERolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadsinkbacks upintoshowerteenagercaughtsneakingbeerrequestfor all theleftoversrandomfist fightbreaksoutentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriendsnideremarksabout tablesettinguglyChristmassweatercontestonepersonuses allthe gravy"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"annualburning ofthe crescentrolls oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeycomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'argumentaboutpolitics orreligionsomeonegetsdrunk oneggnogfamilysecretsarerevealed"When areyou goingto have ababy?"deadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanawkwardsilenceduringdinnercat knocksornamentsoff treerelative callsyou by thewrong namelast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorningchildvomitsunexpectedtrip to localERolder relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadsinkbacks upintoshower

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. teenager caught sneaking beer
  2. request for all the leftovers
  3. random fist fight breaks out
  4. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend
  5. snide remarks about table setting
  6. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  7. one person uses all the gravy
  8. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  9. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  10. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  11. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  12. argument about politics or religion
  13. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  14. family secrets are revealed
  15. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  16. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  17. awkward silence during dinner
  18. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  19. relative calls you by the wrong name
  20. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  21. child vomits
  22. unexpected trip to local ER
  23. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  24. sink backs up into shower