oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeyannualburning ofthe crescentrollslast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorning"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"someonegetsdrunk oneggnog"When areyou goingto have ababy?"snideremarksabout tablesettingcat knocksornamentsoff treeteenagercaughtsneakingbeerunexpectedtrip to localERfamilysecretsarerevealedargumentaboutpolitics orreligioncomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'older relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadchildvomitsrelative callsyou by thewrong namesinkbacks upintoshowerawkwardsilenceduringdinneruglyChristmassweatercontestonepersonuses allthe gravyrandomfist fightbreaksoutrequestfor all theleftoversdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriend oven dies 2hours intocooking ofturkeyannualburning ofthe crescentrollslast presentassembledat 5:02 a.m.Christmasmorning"So whenare yougoing tosettledown?"someonegetsdrunk oneggnog"When areyou goingto have ababy?"snideremarksabout tablesettingcat knocksornamentsoff treeteenagercaughtsneakingbeerunexpectedtrip to localERfamilysecretsarerevealedargumentaboutpolitics orreligioncomplaintsabout adish's 'funnyflavour'older relativepasses outfromtryptophanoverloadchildvomitsrelative callsyou by thewrong namesinkbacks upintoshowerawkwardsilenceduringdinneruglyChristmassweatercontestonepersonuses allthe gravyrandomfist fightbreaksoutrequestfor all theleftoversdeadbeatin-law asksyou to co-sign loanentire familygives nastylooks to yournewgirlfriend

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Holiday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. oven dies 2 hours into cooking of turkey
  2. annual burning of the crescent rolls
  3. last present assembled at 5:02 a.m. Christmas morning
  4. "So when are you going to settle down?"
  5. someone gets drunk on eggnog
  6. "When are you going to have a baby?"
  7. snide remarks about table setting
  8. cat knocks ornaments off tree
  9. teenager caught sneaking beer
  10. unexpected trip to local ER
  11. family secrets are revealed
  12. argument about politics or religion
  13. complaints about a dish's 'funny flavour'
  14. older relative passes out from tryptophan overload
  15. child vomits
  16. relative calls you by the wrong name
  17. sink backs up into shower
  18. awkward silence during dinner
  19. ugly Christmas sweater contest
  20. one person uses all the gravy
  21. random fist fight breaks out
  22. request for all the leftovers
  23. deadbeat in-law asks you to co-sign loan
  24. entire family gives nasty looks to your new girlfriend