There's notenoughcoffee tokeep merunningTHEICK!!!(cold orviral)WILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthThat's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingI sleptthroughmy alarm.Let itsnow, letit snow,let it snowIt's a "workfromhome" kindof dayBOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherYay,PeptoBismol!Packinga UhaulYou forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitThis checkengine light ofmine, Ishouldn't havelet it shine!JuryDuty orsimilarDaylightsavings timehas meconfused.I lostmy carkeysLet thegas lightshine a bittoo longWILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateHit everysingle redlight onthe wayThat wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!Visited acourthouse orDMVTraffic,enoughsaid.COVIDquarantineWHY isthereconstructionstill?!That'spinkeyeWILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!It's 100degrees andmy AC juststoppedBabysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPBlame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)There's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineACHOO!It's allergyseason.Celebratinga life event!ICEICE,Baby!SensoryoverloadVACATION!WILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.Fenderbender!Had to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerI countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletWILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck Unexpectedvet/urgentcare visitYou had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."SelfcareDay!I caughtthe FLUGot stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineThe officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....You were solate you leftthe house ahot messCarbatterydiedMyphonedied.HAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!There's notenoughcoffee tokeep merunningTHEICK!!!(cold orviral)WILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthThat's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingI sleptthroughmy alarm.Let itsnow, letit snow,let it snowIt's a "workfromhome" kindof dayBOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherYay,PeptoBismol!Packinga UhaulYou forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitThis checkengine light ofmine, Ishouldn't havelet it shine!JuryDuty orsimilarDaylightsavings timehas meconfused.I lostmy carkeysLet thegas lightshine a bittoo longWILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateHit everysingle redlight onthe wayThat wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!Visited acourthouse orDMVTraffic,enoughsaid.COVIDquarantineWHY isthereconstructionstill?!That'spinkeyeWILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!It's 100degrees andmy AC juststoppedBabysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPBlame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)There's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineACHOO!It's allergyseason.Celebratinga life event!ICEICE,Baby!SensoryoverloadVACATION!WILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.Fenderbender!Had to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerI countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletWILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck Unexpectedvet/urgentcare visitYou had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."SelfcareDay!I caughtthe FLUGot stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineThe officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....You were solate you leftthe house ahot messCarbatterydiedMyphonedied.HAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!

HOT MESS BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. There's not enough coffee to keep me running
  2. THE ICK!!! (cold or viral)
  3. WILD CARD I was at least 10 minutes late for 3 things this month
  4. That's gonna need crutches/ a sling
  5. I slept through my alarm.
  6. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
  7. It's a "work from home" kind of day
  8. BOOM! There goes the AC/hot water/dish washer
  9. Yay, Pepto Bismol!
  10. Packing a Uhaul
  11. You forgot supervision was today and wore the wrong outfit
  12. This check engine light of mine, I shouldn't have let it shine!
  13. Jury Duty or similar
  14. Daylight savings time has me confused.
  15. I lost my car keys
  16. Let the gas light shine a bit too long
  17. WILD CARD!!! I went out of my way to be nice, even if it made me late
  18. Hit every single red light on the way
  19. That was today?! I completely forgot!
  20. Visited a court house or DMV
  21. Traffic, enough said.
  22. COVID quarantine
  23. WHY is there construction still?!
  24. That's pink eye
  25. WILD CARD!!! You got stuck behind a snow plow or big rig!
  26. It's 100 degrees and my AC just stopped
  27. Babysitter/pet sitter called, and you have to pick them up ASAP
  28. Blame it on the gas station sushi (tummy troubles)
  29. There's a body fluid on me and it isn't mine
  30. ACHOO! It's allergy season.
  31. Celebrating a life event!
  32. ICE ICE, Baby!
  33. Sensory overload
  34. VACATION!
  35. WILD CARD!!! I was late to that meeting I wasn't supposed to be late to.
  36. Fender bender!
  37. Had to turn around for your laptop or charger
  38. I counted change for gas because I misplaced my card or wallet
  39. WILD CARD! 3 things went wonky before 10am and you just had to laugh at the luck
  40. Unexpected vet/urgent care visit
  41. You had to begin a text to your supervisor with "Hey, funny story..."
  42. Self care Day!
  43. I caught the FLU
  44. Got stuck in a dropoff/ pick up line
  45. The officer said "License, registration, and insurance please".....
  46. You were so late you left the house a hot mess
  47. Car battery died
  48. My phone died.
  49. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!