Blame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)SensoryoverloadVACATION!Yay,PeptoBismol!That's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingYou had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayIt's 100degrees andmy AC juststoppedThat'spinkeyeSelfcareDay!WILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateCelebratinga life event!There's notenoughcoffee tokeep merunningVisited acourthouse orDMVThis checkengine light ofmine, Ishouldn't havelet it shine!Let itsnow, letit snow,let it snowCOVIDquarantineWILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.That wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!CarbatterydiedBabysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPTHEICK!!!(cold orviral)ACHOO!It's allergyseason.BOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherHAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!I countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletDaylightsavings timehas meconfused.Got stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineYou forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitICEICE,Baby!It's a "workfromhome" kindof dayTraffic,enoughsaid.Let thegas lightshine a bittoo longThere's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineI caughtthe FLUWILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck The officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....Fenderbender!WHY isthereconstructionstill?!Unexpectedvet/urgentcare visitWILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!I lostmy carkeysYou were solate you leftthe house ahot messPackinga UhaulJuryDuty orsimilarHad to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerMyphonedied.WILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthI sleptthroughmy alarm.Blame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)SensoryoverloadVACATION!Yay,PeptoBismol!That's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingYou had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayIt's 100degrees andmy AC juststoppedThat'spinkeyeSelfcareDay!WILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateCelebratinga life event!There's notenoughcoffee tokeep merunningVisited acourthouse orDMVThis checkengine light ofmine, Ishouldn't havelet it shine!Let itsnow, letit snow,let it snowCOVIDquarantineWILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.That wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!CarbatterydiedBabysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPTHEICK!!!(cold orviral)ACHOO!It's allergyseason.BOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherHAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!I countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletDaylightsavings timehas meconfused.Got stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineYou forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitICEICE,Baby!It's a "workfromhome" kindof dayTraffic,enoughsaid.Let thegas lightshine a bittoo longThere's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineI caughtthe FLUWILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck The officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....Fenderbender!WHY isthereconstructionstill?!Unexpectedvet/urgentcare visitWILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!I lostmy carkeysYou were solate you leftthe house ahot messPackinga UhaulJuryDuty orsimilarHad to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerMyphonedied.WILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthI sleptthroughmy alarm.

HOT MESS BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Blame it on the gas station sushi (tummy troubles)
  2. Sensory overload
  3. VACATION!
  4. Yay, Pepto Bismol!
  5. That's gonna need crutches/ a sling
  6. You had to begin a text to your supervisor with "Hey, funny story..."
  7. Hit every single red light on the way
  8. It's 100 degrees and my AC just stopped
  9. That's pink eye
  10. Self care Day!
  11. WILD CARD!!! I went out of my way to be nice, even if it made me late
  12. Celebrating a life event!
  13. There's not enough coffee to keep me running
  14. Visited a court house or DMV
  15. This check engine light of mine, I shouldn't have let it shine!
  16. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
  17. COVID quarantine
  18. WILD CARD!!! I was late to that meeting I wasn't supposed to be late to.
  19. That was today?! I completely forgot!
  20. Car battery died
  21. Babysitter/pet sitter called, and you have to pick them up ASAP
  22. THE ICK!!! (cold or viral)
  23. ACHOO! It's allergy season.
  24. BOOM! There goes the AC/hot water/dish washer
  25. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
  26. I counted change for gas because I misplaced my card or wallet
  27. Daylight savings time has me confused.
  28. Got stuck in a dropoff/ pick up line
  29. You forgot supervision was today and wore the wrong outfit
  30. ICE ICE, Baby!
  31. It's a "work from home" kind of day
  32. Traffic, enough said.
  33. Let the gas light shine a bit too long
  34. There's a body fluid on me and it isn't mine
  35. I caught the FLU
  36. WILD CARD! 3 things went wonky before 10am and you just had to laugh at the luck
  37. The officer said "License, registration, and insurance please".....
  38. Fender bender!
  39. WHY is there construction still?!
  40. Unexpected vet/urgent care visit
  41. WILD CARD!!! You got stuck behind a snow plow or big rig!
  42. I lost my car keys
  43. You were so late you left the house a hot mess
  44. Packing a Uhaul
  45. Jury Duty or similar
  46. Had to turn around for your laptop or charger
  47. My phone died.
  48. WILD CARD I was at least 10 minutes late for 3 things this month
  49. I slept through my alarm.