ACHOO!It's allergyseason.You had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."VACATION!!!Babysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPWILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthIt's a "workfromhome" kindof dayYou said"Meeting?Whatmeeting?"JuryDuty orsimilarThere's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineThat's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingTraffic,enoughsaid.Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayWILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.I lostmy carkeysWILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateWILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck Visited acourthouse orDMVTHEICK!!!(cold orviral)Daylightsavings timehas meconfused.Had to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerICEICE,Baby!SensoryoverloadGot stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineThe officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....Fenderbender!Celebratinga life eventYou were solate you leftthe house ahot messI countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletHit everysingle redlight onthe wayBlame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)COVIDquarantineWHY isthereconstructionstill?!Icaughtthe fluLet thegas lightshine a bittoo longThat wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!Packinga UhaulHAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!Myphonedied.I sleptthroughmy alarm.Yay,PeptoBismol!WILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!You forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitBOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherSelfcareDay!Unexpectedvet/urgentcare visitWILD CARD!!!I was at least 10minutes late for3 things thismonthACHOO!It's allergyseason.You had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."VACATION!!!Babysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPWILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthIt's a "workfromhome" kindof dayYou said"Meeting?Whatmeeting?"JuryDuty orsimilarThere's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineThat's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingTraffic,enoughsaid.Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayWILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.I lostmy carkeysWILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateWILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck Visited acourthouse orDMVTHEICK!!!(cold orviral)Daylightsavings timehas meconfused.Had to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerICEICE,Baby!SensoryoverloadGot stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineThe officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....Fenderbender!Celebratinga life eventYou were solate you leftthe house ahot messI countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletHit everysingle redlight onthe wayBlame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)COVIDquarantineWHY isthereconstructionstill?!Icaughtthe fluLet thegas lightshine a bittoo longThat wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!Packinga UhaulHAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!Myphonedied.I sleptthroughmy alarm.Yay,PeptoBismol!WILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!You forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitBOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherSelfcareDay!Unexpectedvet/urgentcare visitWILD CARD!!!I was at least 10minutes late for3 things thismonth

HOT MESS BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-ACHOO! It's allergy season.
  2. N-You had to begin a text to your supervisor with "Hey, funny story..."
  3. B-VACATION!!!
  4. I-Babysitter/pet sitter called, and you have to pick them up ASAP
  5. I-WILD CARD I was at least 10 minutes late for 3 things this month
  6. I-It's a "work from home" kind of day
  7. B-You said "Meeting? What meeting?"
  8. N-Jury Duty or similar
  9. O-There's a body fluid on me and it isn't mine
  10. B-That's gonna need crutches/ a sling
  11. O-Traffic, enough said.
  12. O-Hit every single red light on the way
  13. O-WILD CARD!!! I was late to that meeting I wasn't supposed to be late to.
  14. O-I lost my car keys
  15. B-WILD CARD!!! I went out of my way to be nice, even if it made me late
  16. G-WILD CARD! 3 things went wonky before 10am and you just had to laugh at the luck
  17. B-Visited a court house or DMV
  18. N-THE ICK!!! (cold or viral)
  19. N-Daylight savings time has me confused.
  20. I-Had to turn around for your laptop or charger
  21. B-ICE ICE, Baby!
  22. N-Sensory overload
  23. G-Got stuck in a dropoff/ pick up line
  24. B-The officer said "License, registration, and insurance please".....
  25. B-Fender bender!
  26. B-Celebrating a life event
  27. B-You were so late you left the house a hot mess
  28. I-I counted change for gas because I misplaced my card or wallet
  29. G-Hit every single red light on the way
  30. O-Blame it on the gas station sushi (tummy troubles)
  31. O-COVID quarantine
  32. I-WHY is there construction still?!
  33. G-I caught the flu
  34. N-Let the gas light shine a bit too long
  35. N-That was today?! I completely forgot!
  36. I-Packing a Uhaul
  37. I-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
  38. I-My phone died.
  39. G-I slept through my alarm.
  40. N-Yay, Pepto Bismol!
  41. G-WILD CARD!!! You got stuck behind a snow plow or big rig!
  42. O-You forgot supervision was today and wore the wrong outfit
  43. G-BOOM! There goes the AC/hot water/dish washer
  44. O-Self care Day!
  45. G-Unexpected vet/urgent care visit
  46. O-WILD CARD!!! I was at least 10 minutes late for 3 things this month