WILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateSensoryoverloadCOVIDquarantineI lostmy carkeysHit everysingle redlight onthe wayACHOO!It's allergyseason.Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayWHY isthereconstructionstill?!THEICK!!!(cold orviral)Celebratinga life eventYou had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."Icaughtthe fluWILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!Babysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPI sleptthroughmy alarm.Myphonedied.That wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!There's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineYay,PeptoBismol!HAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!Got stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineJuryDuty orsimilarSelfcareDay!WILD CARD!!!I was at least 10minutes late for3 things thismonthDaylightsavings timehas meconfused.You said"Meeting?Whatmeeting?"I countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletWILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthFenderbender!BOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherBlame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)You were solate you leftthe house ahot messLet thegas lightshine a bittoo longIt's a "workfromhome" kindof dayVACATION!!!You forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitTraffic,enoughsaid.Visited acourthouse orDMVThat's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingThe officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....WILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck WILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.Packinga UhaulHad to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerUnexpectedvet/urgentcare visitICEICE,Baby!WILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateSensoryoverloadCOVIDquarantineI lostmy carkeysHit everysingle redlight onthe wayACHOO!It's allergyseason.Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayWHY isthereconstructionstill?!THEICK!!!(cold orviral)Celebratinga life eventYou had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."Icaughtthe fluWILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!Babysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPI sleptthroughmy alarm.Myphonedied.That wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!There's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineYay,PeptoBismol!HAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!Got stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineJuryDuty orsimilarSelfcareDay!WILD CARD!!!I was at least 10minutes late for3 things thismonthDaylightsavings timehas meconfused.You said"Meeting?Whatmeeting?"I countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletWILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthFenderbender!BOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherBlame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)You were solate you leftthe house ahot messLet thegas lightshine a bittoo longIt's a "workfromhome" kindof dayVACATION!!!You forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitTraffic,enoughsaid.Visited acourthouse orDMVThat's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingThe officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....WILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck WILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.Packinga UhaulHad to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerUnexpectedvet/urgentcare visitICEICE,Baby!

HOT MESS BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-WILD CARD!!! I went out of my way to be nice, even if it made me late
  2. N-Sensory overload
  3. O-COVID quarantine
  4. O-I lost my car keys
  5. O-Hit every single red light on the way
  6. N-ACHOO! It's allergy season.
  7. G-Hit every single red light on the way
  8. I-WHY is there construction still?!
  9. N-THE ICK!!! (cold or viral)
  10. B-Celebrating a life event
  11. N-You had to begin a text to your supervisor with "Hey, funny story..."
  12. G-I caught the flu
  13. G-WILD CARD!!! You got stuck behind a snow plow or big rig!
  14. I-Babysitter/pet sitter called, and you have to pick them up ASAP
  15. G-I slept through my alarm.
  16. I-My phone died.
  17. N-That was today?! I completely forgot!
  18. O-There's a body fluid on me and it isn't mine
  19. N-Yay, Pepto Bismol!
  20. I-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
  21. G-Got stuck in a dropoff/ pick up line
  22. N-Jury Duty or similar
  23. O-Self care Day!
  24. O-WILD CARD!!! I was at least 10 minutes late for 3 things this month
  25. N-Daylight savings time has me confused.
  26. B-You said "Meeting? What meeting?"
  27. I-I counted change for gas because I misplaced my card or wallet
  28. I-WILD CARD I was at least 10 minutes late for 3 things this month
  29. B-Fender bender!
  30. G-BOOM! There goes the AC/hot water/dish washer
  31. O-Blame it on the gas station sushi (tummy troubles)
  32. B-You were so late you left the house a hot mess
  33. N-Let the gas light shine a bit too long
  34. I-It's a "work from home" kind of day
  35. B-VACATION!!!
  36. O-You forgot supervision was today and wore the wrong outfit
  37. O-Traffic, enough said.
  38. B-Visited a court house or DMV
  39. B-That's gonna need crutches/ a sling
  40. B-The officer said "License, registration, and insurance please".....
  41. G-WILD CARD! 3 things went wonky before 10am and you just had to laugh at the luck
  42. O-WILD CARD!!! I was late to that meeting I wasn't supposed to be late to.
  43. I-Packing a Uhaul
  44. I-Had to turn around for your laptop or charger
  45. G-Unexpected vet/urgent care visit
  46. B-ICE ICE, Baby!