SelfcareDay!COVIDquarantineVisited acourthouse orDMVLet thegas lightshine a bittoo longI sleptthroughmy alarm.Daylightsavings timehas meconfused.WILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.Packinga UhaulVACATION!!!WILD CARD!!!I was at least 10minutes late for3 things thismonthIt's a "workfromhome" kindof dayBlame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)Fenderbender!Yay,PeptoBismol!I lostmy carkeysUnexpectedvet/urgentcare visitBOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherMyphonedied.ACHOO!It's allergyseason.You were solate you leftthe house ahot messTraffic,enoughsaid.Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayWILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck There's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineThat's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingHad to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerBabysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPYou had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."You said"Meeting?Whatmeeting?"THEICK!!!(cold orviral)WILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayCelebratinga life eventGot stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineIcaughtthe fluWHY isthereconstructionstill?!I countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletYou forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitThat wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!The officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....WILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthWILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateHAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!ICEICE,Baby!SensoryoverloadJuryDuty orsimilarSelfcareDay!COVIDquarantineVisited acourthouse orDMVLet thegas lightshine a bittoo longI sleptthroughmy alarm.Daylightsavings timehas meconfused.WILD CARD!!!I was late to thatmeeting I wasn'tsupposed to belate to.Packinga UhaulVACATION!!!WILD CARD!!!I was at least 10minutes late for3 things thismonthIt's a "workfromhome" kindof dayBlame it onthe gasstation sushi(tummytroubles)Fenderbender!Yay,PeptoBismol!I lostmy carkeysUnexpectedvet/urgentcare visitBOOM!There goesthe AC/hotwater/dishwasherMyphonedied.ACHOO!It's allergyseason.You were solate you leftthe house ahot messTraffic,enoughsaid.Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayWILD CARD!3 things wentwonky before10am and you justhad to laugh at theluck There's abody fluidon me andit isn't mineThat's gonnaneedcrutches/ aslingHad to turnaround foryour laptopor chargerBabysitter/petsitter called,and you haveto pick themup ASAPYou had tobegin a text toyour supervisorwith "Hey,funny story..."You said"Meeting?Whatmeeting?"THEICK!!!(cold orviral)WILD CARD!!!You got stuckbehind a snowplow or big rig!Hit everysingle redlight onthe wayCelebratinga life eventGot stuck ina dropoff/pick up lineIcaughtthe fluWHY isthereconstructionstill?!I countedchange forgas because Imisplaced mycard or walletYou forgotsupervisionwas todayand wore thewrong outfitThat wastoday?! Icompletelyforgot!The officersaid "License,registration,and insuranceplease".....WILD CARDI was at least10 minutes latefor 3 things thismonthWILD CARD!!!I went out of myway to be nice,even if it mademe lateHAPPYBIRTHDAYTO ME!ICEICE,Baby!SensoryoverloadJuryDuty orsimilar

HOT MESS BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Self care Day!
  2. O-COVID quarantine
  3. B-Visited a court house or DMV
  4. N-Let the gas light shine a bit too long
  5. G-I slept through my alarm.
  6. N-Daylight savings time has me confused.
  7. O-WILD CARD!!! I was late to that meeting I wasn't supposed to be late to.
  8. I-Packing a Uhaul
  9. B-VACATION!!!
  10. O-WILD CARD!!! I was at least 10 minutes late for 3 things this month
  11. I-It's a "work from home" kind of day
  12. O-Blame it on the gas station sushi (tummy troubles)
  13. B-Fender bender!
  14. N-Yay, Pepto Bismol!
  15. O-I lost my car keys
  16. G-Unexpected vet/urgent care visit
  17. G-BOOM! There goes the AC/hot water/dish washer
  18. I-My phone died.
  19. N-ACHOO! It's allergy season.
  20. B-You were so late you left the house a hot mess
  21. O-Traffic, enough said.
  22. O-Hit every single red light on the way
  23. G-WILD CARD! 3 things went wonky before 10am and you just had to laugh at the luck
  24. O-There's a body fluid on me and it isn't mine
  25. B-That's gonna need crutches/ a sling
  26. I-Had to turn around for your laptop or charger
  27. I-Babysitter/pet sitter called, and you have to pick them up ASAP
  28. N-You had to begin a text to your supervisor with "Hey, funny story..."
  29. B-You said "Meeting? What meeting?"
  30. N-THE ICK!!! (cold or viral)
  31. G-WILD CARD!!! You got stuck behind a snow plow or big rig!
  32. G-Hit every single red light on the way
  33. B-Celebrating a life event
  34. G-Got stuck in a dropoff/ pick up line
  35. G-I caught the flu
  36. I-WHY is there construction still?!
  37. I-I counted change for gas because I misplaced my card or wallet
  38. O-You forgot supervision was today and wore the wrong outfit
  39. N-That was today?! I completely forgot!
  40. B-The officer said "License, registration, and insurance please".....
  41. I-WILD CARD I was at least 10 minutes late for 3 things this month
  42. B-WILD CARD!!! I went out of my way to be nice, even if it made me late
  43. I-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
  44. B-ICE ICE, Baby!
  45. N-Sensory overload
  46. N-Jury Duty or similar