"It's soeasy!""You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Shoutingmatches."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Escapingintoreading.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone."It's soeasy!""You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Shoutingmatches."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Escapingintoreading.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "It's so easy!"
  2. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  3. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  4. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  5. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  6. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  7. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  8. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  9. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  10. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  11. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  12. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  13. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  14. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  15. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  16. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  17. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  18. Shouting matches.
  19. "You need therapy for your anger problems."
  20. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  21. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  22. Escaping into reading.
  23. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  24. You can't eat until your homework is done.