Escapingintoreading."It's soeasy!"Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids.""You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Shoutingmatches.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)"Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Escapingintoreading."It's soeasy!"Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids.""You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Shoutingmatches.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)"Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Escaping into reading.
  2. "It's so easy!"
  3. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  4. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  5. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  6. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  7. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  8. You can't eat until your homework is done.
  9. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  10. "You need therapy for your anger problems."
  11. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  12. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  13. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  14. Shouting matches.
  15. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  16. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  17. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  18. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  19. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  20. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  21. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  22. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  23. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  24. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.