Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Escapingintoreading.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."It's soeasy!""You needtherapy foryour angerproblems.""You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Shoutingmatches.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Escapingintoreading.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."It's soeasy!""You needtherapy foryour angerproblems.""You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Shoutingmatches.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  2. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  3. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  4. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  5. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  6. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  7. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  8. Escaping into reading.
  9. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  10. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  11. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  12. "It's so easy!"
  13. "You need therapy for your anger problems."
  14. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  15. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  16. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  17. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  18. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  19. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  20. You can't eat until your homework is done.
  21. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  22. Shouting matches.
  23. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  24. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"