Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines."It's soeasy!"Escapingintoreading.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Shoutingmatches.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)"Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines."It's soeasy!"Escapingintoreading.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Shoutingmatches.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)"Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  2. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  3. "You need therapy for your anger problems."
  4. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  5. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  6. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  7. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  8. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  9. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  10. "It's so easy!"
  11. Escaping into reading.
  12. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  13. Shouting matches.
  14. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  15. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  16. You can't eat until your homework is done.
  17. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  18. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  19. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  20. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  21. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  22. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  23. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  24. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.