No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it."It's soeasy!"AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Shoutingmatches."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Escapingintoreading.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it."It's soeasy!"AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Shoutingmatches."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Escapingintoreading.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  2. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  3. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  4. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  5. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  6. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  7. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  8. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  9. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  10. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  11. "It's so easy!"
  12. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  13. "You need therapy for your anger problems."
  14. Shouting matches.
  15. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  16. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  17. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  18. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  19. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  20. Escaping into reading.
  21. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  22. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  23. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  24. You can't eat until your homework is done.