You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy."It's soeasy!""Week 1,Day 1:Assignment""You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Shoutingmatches.Escapingintoreading.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy."It's soeasy!""Week 1,Day 1:Assignment""You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Shoutingmatches.Escapingintoreading.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You can't eat until your homework is done.
  2. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  3. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  4. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  5. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  6. "It's so easy!"
  7. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  8. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  9. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  10. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  11. Shouting matches.
  12. Escaping into reading.
  13. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  14. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  15. "You need therapy for your anger problems."
  16. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  17. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  18. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  19. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  20. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  21. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  22. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  23. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  24. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.