"You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?""You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)"You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year."It's soeasy!"Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Escapingintoreading.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Shoutingmatches.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?""You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)"You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year."It's soeasy!"Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.Escapingintoreading.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Shoutingmatches.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  2. "You need therapy for your anger problems."
  3. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  4. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  5. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  6. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  7. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  8. You can't eat until your homework is done.
  9. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  10. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  11. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  12. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  13. "It's so easy!"
  14. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  15. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  16. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  17. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  18. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  19. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  20. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  21. Escaping into reading.
  22. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  23. Shouting matches.
  24. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.