Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it."It's soeasy!"Shoutingmatches.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)"You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Escapingintoreading.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it."It's soeasy!"Shoutingmatches.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)"You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Escapingintoreading.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  2. "It's so easy!"
  3. Shouting matches.
  4. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  5. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  6. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  7. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  8. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  9. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  10. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  11. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  12. Escaping into reading.
  13. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  14. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  15. You can't eat until your homework is done.
  16. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  17. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  18. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  19. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  20. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  21. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  22. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  23. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  24. "You need therapy for your anger problems."