"You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment""You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills."It's soeasy!"Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Shoutingmatches.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Escapingintoreading.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems.""You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment""You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills."It's soeasy!"Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Shoutingmatches.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Escapingintoreading.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it.No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  2. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  3. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  4. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  5. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  6. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  7. "It's so easy!"
  8. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  9. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  10. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  11. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  12. You can't eat until your homework is done.
  13. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  14. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  15. Shouting matches.
  16. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  17. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  18. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  19. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  20. Escaping into reading.
  21. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  22. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  23. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  24. "You need therapy for your anger problems."