No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems.""Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Escapingintoreading.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.Shoutingmatches."It's soeasy!""You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems.""Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)Escapingintoreading.Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it."You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment.Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.Shoutingmatches."It's soeasy!""You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  2. "You need therapy for your anger problems."
  3. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  4. You can't eat until your homework is done.
  5. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  6. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  7. Escaping into reading.
  8. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  9. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  10. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  11. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  12. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  13. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  14. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  15. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  16. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  17. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  18. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  19. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.
  20. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  21. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  22. Shouting matches.
  23. "It's so easy!"
  24. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."