"You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)"You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy."It's soeasy!"Escapingintoreading.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Shoutingmatches.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome."You need ahaircut." (Notbecause it's long,but as a means ofcontrol andhumiliation.)"You're sosmart, whyare youstrugglingwith this?"AM talk radioon all day,distractingfrom school.Religiontextbooks thatare so vile thatanything goodin them istainted.Readingbooks inorder toimpress, notto enjoy."It's soeasy!"Escapingintoreading.Insisting on beingin the doctor'soffice way pastwhen you feelcomfortable with it."Week 1,Day 1:Assignment"Religion textbooksthat are so out ofdate that they arenot accurate to thecurrent doctrines."You are beingsocialized tointeract with adults,not reinforcingbeing a child likepublic school kids."You will be part ofan intellectual elitebecause you arehomeschooled, soyou don't need anyother skills.Literaturecurriculumthat isimperialistpropaganda.Historybooks thatare ChristianNationalistpropaganda.You can't goto bed untilyourhomework isdone.Shoutingmatches.Doors takenoff hinges ofbedroomduringpuberty.Physicalviolence afterinability to do"simple"assignment."You needtherapy foryour angerproblems."No music in thehouse exceptChristmas musicat Christmastime.Being scolded forreading books thatare too advanced.(aka parents don'tknow how to engagewith them)Wanting toburn yourtextbooks atthe end ofeach year.You can't eatuntil yourhomework isdone.Work parent,HS Parent.HS Parentworks fromhome.

Homeschool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You need a haircut." (Not because it's long, but as a means of control and humiliation.)
  2. "You're so smart, why are you struggling with this?"
  3. AM talk radio on all day, distracting from school.
  4. Religion textbooks that are so vile that anything good in them is tainted.
  5. Reading books in order to impress, not to enjoy.
  6. "It's so easy!"
  7. Escaping into reading.
  8. Insisting on being in the doctor's office way past when you feel comfortable with it.
  9. "Week 1, Day 1: Assignment"
  10. Religion textbooks that are so out of date that they are not accurate to the current doctrines.
  11. "You are being socialized to interact with adults, not reinforcing being a child like public school kids."
  12. You will be part of an intellectual elite because you are homeschooled, so you don't need any other skills.
  13. Literature curriculum that is imperialist propaganda.
  14. History books that are Christian Nationalist propaganda.
  15. You can't go to bed until your homework is done.
  16. Shouting matches.
  17. Doors taken off hinges of bedroom during puberty.
  18. Physical violence after inability to do "simple" assignment.
  19. "You need therapy for your anger problems."
  20. No music in the house except Christmas music at Christmas time.
  21. Being scolded for reading books that are too advanced. (aka parents don't know how to engage with them)
  22. Wanting to burn your textbooks at the end of each year.
  23. You can't eat until your homework is done.
  24. Work parent, HS Parent. HS Parent works from home.