Said "I love you" when hanging up your office phone Forgot what year it is Ate leftover donuts or cookies for lunch Seriously considered only wine or beer for dinner Wore two different shoes or socks Arrived to school with shirt misbuttoned or inside out Misspelled a basic vocabulary word Left raider card at home Fell asleep before 8 p.m. on a Friday night Left coffee in microwave Had more than five cups of coffee Showed up for the wrong class or on the wrong day Used dry shampoo three days in a row Cried for a reason; can't remember what it is Forgot what day it is Recorded graded papers in the wrong class Called a student by the wrong name Late to faculty meeting or class Couldn't find car in the parking ramp Marked days left until a semester break Forgot which class you were teaching Tried to use your office key to unlock your home Forgot route to campus Chewed gum instead of brushing teeth Said "I love you" when hanging up your office phone Forgot what year it is Ate leftover donuts or cookies for lunch Seriously considered only wine or beer for dinner Wore two different shoes or socks Arrived to school with shirt misbuttoned or inside out Misspelled a basic vocabulary word Left raider card at home Fell asleep before 8 p.m. on a Friday night Left coffee in microwave Had more than five cups of coffee Showed up for the wrong class or on the wrong day Used dry shampoo three days in a row Cried for a reason; can't remember what it is Forgot what day it is Recorded graded papers in the wrong class Called a student by the wrong name Late to faculty meeting or class Couldn't find car in the parking ramp Marked days left until a semester break Forgot which class you were teaching Tried to use your office key to unlock your home Forgot route to campus Chewed gum instead of brushing teeth
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Said "I love you" when hanging up your office phone
Forgot what year it is
Ate leftover donuts or cookies for lunch
Seriously considered only wine or beer for dinner
Wore two different shoes or socks
Arrived to school with shirt misbuttoned or inside out
Misspelled a basic vocabulary word
Left raider card at home
Fell asleep before 8 p.m. on a Friday night
Left coffee in microwave
Had more than five cups of coffee
Showed up for the wrong class or on the wrong day
Used dry shampoo three days in a row
Cried for a reason; can't remember what it is
Forgot what day it is
Recorded graded papers in the wrong class
Called a student by the wrong name
Late to faculty meeting or class
Couldn't find car in the parking ramp
Marked days left until a semester break
Forgot which class you were teaching
Tried to use your office key to unlock your home
Forgot route to campus
Chewed gum instead of brushing teeth
