Chewed gum instead of brushing teeth Left coffee in microwave Misspelled a basic vocabulary word Forgot which class you were teaching Had more than five cups of coffee Arrived to school with shirt misbuttoned or inside out Forgot what day it is Said "I love you" when hanging up your office phone Late to faculty meeting or class Fell asleep before 8 p.m. on a Friday night Showed up for the wrong class or on the wrong day Forgot what year it is Tried to use your office key to unlock your home Left raider card at home Wore two different shoes or socks Ate leftover donuts or cookies for lunch Couldn't find car in the parking ramp Forgot route to campus Marked days left until a semester break Called a student by the wrong name Used dry shampoo three days in a row Seriously considered only wine or beer for dinner Recorded graded papers in the wrong class Cried for a reason; can't remember what it is Chewed gum instead of brushing teeth Left coffee in microwave Misspelled a basic vocabulary word Forgot which class you were teaching Had more than five cups of coffee Arrived to school with shirt misbuttoned or inside out Forgot what day it is Said "I love you" when hanging up your office phone Late to faculty meeting or class Fell asleep before 8 p.m. on a Friday night Showed up for the wrong class or on the wrong day Forgot what year it is Tried to use your office key to unlock your home Left raider card at home Wore two different shoes or socks Ate leftover donuts or cookies for lunch Couldn't find car in the parking ramp Forgot route to campus Marked days left until a semester break Called a student by the wrong name Used dry shampoo three days in a row Seriously considered only wine or beer for dinner Recorded graded papers in the wrong class Cried for a reason; can't remember what it is
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Chewed gum instead of brushing teeth
Left coffee in microwave
Misspelled a basic vocabulary word
Forgot which class you were teaching
Had more than five cups of coffee
Arrived to school with shirt misbuttoned or inside out
Forgot what day it is
Said "I love you" when hanging up your office phone
Late to faculty meeting or class
Fell asleep before 8 p.m. on a Friday night
Showed up for the wrong class or on the wrong day
Forgot what year it is
Tried to use your office key to unlock your home
Left raider card at home
Wore two different shoes or socks
Ate leftover donuts or cookies for lunch
Couldn't find car in the parking ramp
Forgot route to campus
Marked days left until a semester break
Called a student by the wrong name
Used dry shampoo three days in a row
Seriously considered only wine or beer for dinner
Recorded graded papers in the wrong class
Cried for a reason; can't remember what it is
