Gluppo Experiences a Microaggression - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. They think he's a tree
2. No one knows Mwangi
3. "Can you grow me x thing?"
4. "How do you... reproduce?"
5. "Gluppo is Gluppo!"
6. They are surprised that he can speak (even if it's Mwangi)
7. "Can you even think?"
8. "WhY hAvEn'T yOu LeArNeD cOmMoN?"
9. Calling him a 'thing'
10. They think he's a golem
11. Gets yelled at for not understanding instructions
12. "Do you have eyes?"
13. No photosynthesis accommodations
14. "Your familiar can't come in" "That's Gluppo"
15. Someone else has to vouch for him
16. They do not believe him when he explains himself
17. "Are you rocks or trees?"
18. "You're so interesting looking!"
19. Someone says '...like you' but in That way
20. They think he's a monster
21. Gluppo gets mad
22. An event specifically requires clothing
23. "Where is your face?"
24. "So are you the tree or the orb?"