"Do youhaveeyes?""GluppoisGluppo!""How doyou...reproduce?"Theythink he'sa tree"WhYhAvEn'T yOuLeArNeDcOmMoN?"They aresurprised thathe can speak(even if it'sMwangi)They do notbelieve himwhen heexplainshimself"You're sointerestinglooking!""Yourfamiliar can'tcome in""That'sGluppo""So areyou thetree or theorb?"GluppogetsmadSomeonesays '...likeyou' but inThat wayCallinghim a'thing'No oneknowsMwangiNophotosynthesisaccommodations"Can yougrow mex thing?"Gets yelled atfor notunderstandinginstructionsTheythink he'sa golem"Are yourocks ortrees?"Someoneelse hasto vouchfor himAn eventspecificallyrequiresclothing"Can youeventhink?"Theythink he'sa monster"Whereis yourface?""Do youhaveeyes?""GluppoisGluppo!""How doyou...reproduce?"Theythink he'sa tree"WhYhAvEn'T yOuLeArNeDcOmMoN?"They aresurprised thathe can speak(even if it'sMwangi)They do notbelieve himwhen heexplainshimself"You're sointerestinglooking!""Yourfamiliar can'tcome in""That'sGluppo""So areyou thetree or theorb?"GluppogetsmadSomeonesays '...likeyou' but inThat wayCallinghim a'thing'No oneknowsMwangiNophotosynthesisaccommodations"Can yougrow mex thing?"Gets yelled atfor notunderstandinginstructionsTheythink he'sa golem"Are yourocks ortrees?"Someoneelse hasto vouchfor himAn eventspecificallyrequiresclothing"Can youeventhink?"Theythink he'sa monster"Whereis yourface?"

Gluppo Experiences a Microaggression - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Do you have eyes?"
  2. "Gluppo is Gluppo!"
  3. "How do you... reproduce?"
  4. They think he's a tree
  5. "WhY hAvEn'T yOu LeArNeD cOmMoN?"
  6. They are surprised that he can speak (even if it's Mwangi)
  7. They do not believe him when he explains himself
  8. "You're so interesting looking!"
  9. "Your familiar can't come in" "That's Gluppo"
  10. "So are you the tree or the orb?"
  11. Gluppo gets mad
  12. Someone says '...like you' but in That way
  13. Calling him a 'thing'
  14. No one knows Mwangi
  15. No photosynthesis accommodations
  16. "Can you grow me x thing?"
  17. Gets yelled at for not understanding instructions
  18. They think he's a golem
  19. "Are you rocks or trees?"
  20. Someone else has to vouch for him
  21. An event specifically requires clothing
  22. "Can you even think?"
  23. They think he's a monster
  24. "Where is your face?"