Telling your ex-copfriend the exactdetails of your owncrimes but sayingit’s for “a book”Killing yourfiancebecause yourfather-in-lawtold you toErasing youreldest child’sentireexistenceGenerationaltraumaHaving noremorse forcommittingmurder as achildBringing aweapon tofamilyChristmasPoisoningthe helpMoving onlikenothinghappenedBecomingyour deadbrotherBeing feltup byKrampusHaving toleave a papertrail beforeyou celebrateChristmasMoving acastle fromBudapest toNew YorkFindinga body ina wellTurning yourkitchen intoa gaschamberChoosingto go by“Harry”Polarplunge onChristmaseveNot knowingwhenThanksgivingisYourfiance is aserialkillerKnowing themost fragilepart of thehuman skullErasingyour superimportanttapeUnplannedpregnancyHiding in a gymchanging roomto listen to yourhot father inlaw’sconfessionGettingaway withmurderGivingbirth to thefirstborn’sfirstbornTaking a16 yearmurderhiatusBeingweirdlyattracted toyour father-in-lawYour sister-in-lawblackmailingyou into gettingan abortionBeingproposed toatRockefellersquareSellingyourcompanyfor $2.8BBeinganorphanDigging ashallowgrave in thefamily mazeKnowing thelegal age forchildprosecution inmore than onecountryTelling your ex-copfriend the exactdetails of your owncrimes but sayingit’s for “a book”Killing yourfiancebecause yourfather-in-lawtold you toErasing youreldest child’sentireexistenceGenerationaltraumaHaving noremorse forcommittingmurder as achildBringing aweapon tofamilyChristmasPoisoningthe helpMoving onlikenothinghappenedBecomingyour deadbrotherBeing feltup byKrampusHaving toleave a papertrail beforeyou celebrateChristmasMoving acastle fromBudapest toNew YorkFindinga body ina wellTurning yourkitchen intoa gaschamberChoosingto go by“Harry”Polarplunge onChristmaseveNot knowingwhenThanksgivingisYourfiance is aserialkillerKnowing themost fragilepart of thehuman skullErasingyour superimportanttapeUnplannedpregnancyHiding in a gymchanging roomto listen to yourhot father inlaw’sconfessionGettingaway withmurderGivingbirth to thefirstborn’sfirstbornTaking a16 yearmurderhiatusBeingweirdlyattracted toyour father-in-lawYour sister-in-lawblackmailingyou into gettingan abortionBeingproposed toatRockefellersquareSellingyourcompanyfor $2.8BBeinganorphanDigging ashallowgrave in thefamily mazeKnowing thelegal age forchildprosecution inmore than onecountry

The Family Game - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Telling your ex-cop friend the exact details of your own crimes but saying it’s for “a book”
  2. Killing your fiance because your father-in-law told you to
  3. Erasing your eldest child’s entire existence
  4. Generational trauma
  5. Having no remorse for committing murder as a child
  6. Bringing a weapon to family Christmas
  7. Poisoning the help
  8. Moving on like nothing happened
  9. Becoming your dead brother
  10. Being felt up by Krampus
  11. Having to leave a paper trail before you celebrate Christmas
  12. Moving a castle from Budapest to New York
  13. Finding a body in a well
  14. Turning your kitchen into a gas chamber
  15. Choosing to go by “Harry”
  16. Polar plunge on Christmas eve
  17. Not knowing when Thanksgiving is
  18. Your fiance is a serial killer
  19. Knowing the most fragile part of the human skull
  20. Erasing your super important tape
  21. Unplanned pregnancy
  22. Hiding in a gym changing room to listen to your hot father in law’s confession
  23. Getting away with murder
  24. Giving birth to the firstborn’s firstborn
  25. Taking a 16 year murder hiatus
  26. Being weirdly attracted to your father-in-law
  27. Your sister-in-law blackmailing you into getting an abortion
  28. Being proposed to at Rockefeller square
  29. Selling your company for $2.8B
  30. Being an orphan
  31. Digging a shallow grave in the family maze
  32. Knowing the legal age for child prosecution in more than one country