Tacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made themRushshipping onChristmasEve candles"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Not gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursChristmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastorLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Awkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeansChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperNonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks downFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesingingRealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerGentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloDirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishonersGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it allChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litVirusmowsdown thechoirReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Fourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made themRushshipping onChristmasEve candles"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Not gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursChristmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastorLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Awkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeansChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperNonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks downFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesingingRealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerGentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloDirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishonersGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it allChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litVirusmowsdown thechoirReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Fourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby Jesus

December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them
  2. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  3. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  4. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  5. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor
  6. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  7. Awkward children's moment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  8. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper
  9. Nonessential community meetings planned by liturgically unaware organizers
  10. Furnace and/or copier and/or computer breaks down
  11. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing
  12. Realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  13. Gentle explanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  14. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses
  15. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoners
  16. Glimpses of God's grace in the midst of it all
  17. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes
  18. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do on Christmas Eve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  19. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  20. Child starts crying because she can't get the Advent candle lit
  21. Virus mows down the choir
  22. Reminders to extended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes, again)
  23. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month-old wreath greenery catches a spark
  24. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus