Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesingingGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it all"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Nonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersGentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks downChristmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastorNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Realization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Dirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven versesFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperRushshipping onChristmasEve candlesTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made themAwkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeansVirusmowsdown thechoirLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishonersSubversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesingingGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it all"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Nonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersGentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks downChristmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastorNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Realization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Dirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven versesFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperRushshipping onChristmasEve candlesTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made themAwkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeansVirusmowsdown thechoirLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishoners

December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  2. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing
  3. Glimpses of God's grace in the midst of it all
  4. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  5. Nonessential community meetings planned by liturgically unaware organizers
  6. Gentle explanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  7. Furnace and/or copier and/or computer breaks down
  8. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor
  9. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  10. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus
  11. Reminders to extended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes, again)
  12. Realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  13. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes
  14. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do on Christmas Eve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  15. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses
  16. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month-old wreath greenery catches a spark
  17. Child starts crying because she can't get the Advent candle lit
  18. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper
  19. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  20. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them
  21. Awkward children's moment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  22. Virus mows down the choir
  23. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  24. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoners