Fourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it allAwkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeans"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Fire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesingingChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashesFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Realization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursChristmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastorFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks downDirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven versesSubversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesNonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersVirusmowsdown thechoir"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Rushshipping onChristmasEve candles"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishonersLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Gentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made themFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it allAwkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeans"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Fire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesingingChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashesFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Realization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursChristmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastorFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks downDirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven versesSubversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesNonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersVirusmowsdown thechoir"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Rushshipping onChristmasEve candles"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishonersLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Gentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made them

December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month-old wreath greenery catches a spark
  2. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper
  3. Glimpses of God's grace in the midst of it all
  4. Awkward children's moment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  5. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  6. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing
  7. Child starts crying because she can't get the Advent candle lit
  8. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes
  9. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus
  10. Reminders to extended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes, again)
  11. Realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  12. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  13. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor
  14. Furnace and/or copier and/or computer breaks down
  15. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses
  16. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  17. Nonessential community meetings planned by liturgically unaware organizers
  18. Virus mows down the choir
  19. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do on Christmas Eve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  20. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  21. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoners
  22. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  23. Gentle explanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  24. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them