Liveanimals forthe nativityscene???Gentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloNonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby Jesus"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishonersFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesingingSubversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into Adventservices"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Christmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastorRealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litVirusmowsdown thechoirFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks downGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it allDirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Rushshipping onChristmasEve candlesTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made themAwkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeansNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Christmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashesFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Gentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloNonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby Jesus"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishonersFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesingingSubversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into Adventservices"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Christmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastorRealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litVirusmowsdown thechoirFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks downGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it allDirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Rushshipping onChristmasEve candlesTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made themAwkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeansNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Christmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashesFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supper

December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  2. Gentle explanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  3. Nonessential community meetings planned by liturgically unaware organizers
  4. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus
  5. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoners
  6. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing
  7. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  8. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do on Christmas Eve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  9. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor
  10. Realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  11. Child starts crying because she can't get the Advent candle lit
  12. Virus mows down the choir
  13. Furnace and/or copier and/or computer breaks down
  14. Glimpses of God's grace in the midst of it all
  15. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses
  16. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  17. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  18. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them
  19. Awkward children's moment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  20. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  21. Reminders to extended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes, again)
  22. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes
  23. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month-old wreath greenery catches a spark
  24. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper