ChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made themDirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven versesVirusmowsdown thechoirNonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Furnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks down"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishonersChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashesNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkRushshipping onChristmasEve candlesAwkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeansLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it all"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Fire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Realization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerGentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloChristmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastorChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/made themDirge tempo for"O Come, OComeEmmanuel"--allseven versesVirusmowsdown thechoirNonessentialcommunitymeetings plannedby liturgicallyunawareorganizersFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusReminders toextended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes, again)Furnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerbreaks down"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishonersChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashesNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholidayhoursChild startscrying becauseshe can't getthe Adventcandle litFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth-old wreathgreenery catchesa sparkRushshipping onChristmasEve candlesAwkwardchildren's momentwhen little Timmywants to knowwhat VIRGINmeansLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesGlimpses ofGod's gracein the midstof it all"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Fire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging"Sorry I can't do whatI'm scheduled to doon Christmas Evebecause I have to dothis thing I've knownabout for months."Realization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerGentle explanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloChristmas Evevisitorssurprised bythe existence ofa womanpastor

December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper
  2. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them
  3. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses
  4. Virus mows down the choir
  5. Nonessential community meetings planned by liturgically unaware organizers
  6. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus
  7. Reminders to extended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes, again)
  8. Furnace and/or copier and/or computer breaks down
  9. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoners
  10. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes
  11. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  12. Child starts crying because she can't get the Advent candle lit
  13. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month-old wreath greenery catches a spark
  14. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  15. Awkward children's moment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  16. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  17. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  18. Glimpses of God's grace in the midst of it all
  19. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  20. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing
  21. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do on Christmas Eve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  22. Realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  23. Gentle explanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  24. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor