Eat myroad grit,liver lips!I’m sorry.This is ourfamily’s firstkidnapping.I had a lotof helpfrom JackDaniels.It's a one-yearmembershipin the jelly-of-the-monthclub.It's peoplethat make thedifference -little peoplelike you.Clark, stop it!I don’t wantto spend theholidaysdead!Yes, officer?It seems myhusband hasbeenabducted.You couldn’thear a dumptruck drivingthrough anitroglycerinplant.If that thinghad ninelives, shejust spentthem all.No, I haveone ofthose athome.Eat myrubber!Clark! We'restuck undera truck!Look whatyou'vedone tomy tree!Bendover, andI’ll showyou.Welcome toour home—what's left ofit.Frank,honey, youwerekidnapped!You aboutready todo somekissing?Santa Claus!Uncle Clark,are youSantaClaus?He's old.This maybe his lastChristmas.Clark, that'sthe gift thatkeeps ongiving thewhole year.This isn'tcharity,it's family.SQUIRREL!Grace? Shepassed away30 yearsago!I can'tevenafford tobe an elf.Hey kids,look! Adeer!Mom?This boxismeowing.Hallelujah!Holy s**t!Where's theTylenol?We neededa coffin, uh, Imean, atree.MerryChristmas toall and to alla good night!Eat myroad grit,liver lips!I’m sorry.This is ourfamily’s firstkidnapping.I had a lotof helpfrom JackDaniels.It's a one-yearmembershipin the jelly-of-the-monthclub.It's peoplethat make thedifference -little peoplelike you.Clark, stop it!I don’t wantto spend theholidaysdead!Yes, officer?It seems myhusband hasbeenabducted.You couldn’thear a dumptruck drivingthrough anitroglycerinplant.If that thinghad ninelives, shejust spentthem all.No, I haveone ofthose athome.Eat myrubber!Clark! We'restuck undera truck!Look whatyou'vedone tomy tree!Bendover, andI’ll showyou.Welcome toour home—what's left ofit.Frank,honey, youwerekidnapped!You aboutready todo somekissing?Santa Claus!Uncle Clark,are youSantaClaus?He's old.This maybe his lastChristmas.Clark, that'sthe gift thatkeeps ongiving thewhole year.This isn'tcharity,it's family.SQUIRREL!Grace? Shepassed away30 yearsago!I can'tevenafford tobe an elf.Hey kids,look! Adeer!Mom?This boxismeowing.Hallelujah!Holy s**t!Where's theTylenol?We neededa coffin, uh, Imean, atree.MerryChristmas toall and to alla good night!

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Eat my road grit, liver lips!
  2. I’m sorry. This is our family’s first kidnapping.
  3. I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
  4. It's a one-year membership in the jelly-of-the-month club.
  5. It's people that make the difference - little people like you.
  6. Clark, stop it! I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!
  7. Yes, officer? It seems my husband has been abducted.
  8. You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
  9. If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all.
  10. No, I have one of those at home.
  11. Eat my rubber!
  12. Clark! We're stuck under a truck!
  13. Look what you've done to my tree!
  14. Bend over, and I’ll show you.
  15. Welcome to our home—what's left of it.
  16. Frank, honey, you were kidnapped!
  17. You about ready to do some kissing?
  18. Santa Claus! Uncle Clark, are you Santa Claus?
  19. He's old. This may be his last Christmas.
  20. Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
  21. This isn't charity, it's family.
  22. SQUIRREL!
  23. Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!
  24. I can't even afford to be an elf.
  25. Hey kids, look! A deer!
  26. Mom? This box is meowing.
  27. Hallelujah! Holy s**t! Where's the Tylenol?
  28. We needed a coffin, uh, I mean, a tree.
  29. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!