You aboutready todo somekissing?Mom?This boxismeowing.Santa Claus!Uncle Clark,are youSantaClaus?I had a lotof helpfrom JackDaniels.Hallelujah!Holy s**t!Where's theTylenol?This isn'tcharity,it's family.He's old.This maybe his lastChristmas.Clark! We'restuck undera truck!Bendover, andI’ll showyou.If that thinghad ninelives, shejust spentthem all.Hey kids,look! Adeer!It's a one-yearmembershipin the jelly-of-the-monthclub.SQUIRREL!I’m sorry.This is ourfamily’s firstkidnapping.You couldn’thear a dumptruck drivingthrough anitroglycerinplant.Frank,honey, youwerekidnapped!Look whatyou'vedone tomy tree!No, I haveone ofthose athome.Welcome toour home—what's left ofit.Yes, officer?It seems myhusband hasbeenabducted.Eat myroad grit,liver lips!Eat myrubber!Grace? Shepassed away30 yearsago!It's peoplethat make thedifference -little peoplelike you.MerryChristmas toall and to alla good night!I can'tevenafford tobe an elf.Clark, stop it!I don’t wantto spend theholidaysdead!We neededa coffin, uh, Imean, atree.Clark, that'sthe gift thatkeeps ongiving thewhole year.You aboutready todo somekissing?Mom?This boxismeowing.Santa Claus!Uncle Clark,are youSantaClaus?I had a lotof helpfrom JackDaniels.Hallelujah!Holy s**t!Where's theTylenol?This isn'tcharity,it's family.He's old.This maybe his lastChristmas.Clark! We'restuck undera truck!Bendover, andI’ll showyou.If that thinghad ninelives, shejust spentthem all.Hey kids,look! Adeer!It's a one-yearmembershipin the jelly-of-the-monthclub.SQUIRREL!I’m sorry.This is ourfamily’s firstkidnapping.You couldn’thear a dumptruck drivingthrough anitroglycerinplant.Frank,honey, youwerekidnapped!Look whatyou'vedone tomy tree!No, I haveone ofthose athome.Welcome toour home—what's left ofit.Yes, officer?It seems myhusband hasbeenabducted.Eat myroad grit,liver lips!Eat myrubber!Grace? Shepassed away30 yearsago!It's peoplethat make thedifference -little peoplelike you.MerryChristmas toall and to alla good night!I can'tevenafford tobe an elf.Clark, stop it!I don’t wantto spend theholidaysdead!We neededa coffin, uh, Imean, atree.Clark, that'sthe gift thatkeeps ongiving thewhole year.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You about ready to do some kissing?
  2. Mom? This box is meowing.
  3. Santa Claus! Uncle Clark, are you Santa Claus?
  4. I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
  5. Hallelujah! Holy s**t! Where's the Tylenol?
  6. This isn't charity, it's family.
  7. He's old. This may be his last Christmas.
  8. Clark! We're stuck under a truck!
  9. Bend over, and I’ll show you.
  10. If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all.
  11. Hey kids, look! A deer!
  12. It's a one-year membership in the jelly-of-the-month club.
  13. SQUIRREL!
  14. I’m sorry. This is our family’s first kidnapping.
  15. You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
  16. Frank, honey, you were kidnapped!
  17. Look what you've done to my tree!
  18. No, I have one of those at home.
  19. Welcome to our home—what's left of it.
  20. Yes, officer? It seems my husband has been abducted.
  21. Eat my road grit, liver lips!
  22. Eat my rubber!
  23. Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!
  24. It's people that make the difference - little people like you.
  25. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
  26. I can't even afford to be an elf.
  27. Clark, stop it! I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!
  28. We needed a coffin, uh, I mean, a tree.
  29. Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.