TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...ASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMETENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?ETOH>500POLICEESCORTYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSCALLBUTTONABUSERUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."CHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.WEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOMETHI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...ASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMETENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?ETOH>500POLICEESCORTYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSCALLBUTTONABUSERUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."CHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.WEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOMETHI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASON

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  2. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  3. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  4. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  5. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  6. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  7. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  8. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  9. ETOH >500
  10. POLICE ESCORT
  11. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  12. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  13. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  14. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  15. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  16. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  17. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  18. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  19. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  20. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  21. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  22. METH
  23. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  24. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON