TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHECALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...CALLBUTTONABUSERWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSPOLICEESCORTANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?UNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?ETOH>500I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.METHFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."CHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEATFTBTOO FATTOBREATHECALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...CALLBUTTONABUSERWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSPOLICEESCORTANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?UNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?ETOH>500I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.METHFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."CHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEA

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  2. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  3. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  4. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  5. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  6. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  7. POLICE ESCORT
  8. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  9. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  10. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  11. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  12. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  13. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  14. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  15. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  16. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  17. ETOH >500
  18. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  19. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  20. METH
  21. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  22. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  23. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  24. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA