YOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."METHCALLBUTTONABUSERASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEETOH>500FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...POLICEESCORTCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.DIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."METHCALLBUTTONABUSERASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEETOH>500FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...POLICEESCORTCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.DIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICES

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  2. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  3. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  4. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  5. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  6. METH
  7. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  8. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  9. ETOH >500
  10. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  11. POLICE ESCORT
  12. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  13. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  14. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  15. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  16. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  17. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  18. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  19. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  20. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  21. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  22. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  23. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  24. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES