QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."REALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISETOH>500TENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?POLICEESCORTCALLBUTTONABUSERWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEMETHCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."REALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISETOH>500TENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?POLICEESCORTCALLBUTTONABUSERWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEMETHCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  2. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  3. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  4. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  5. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  6. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  7. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  8. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  9. ETOH >500
  10. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  11. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  12. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  13. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  14. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  15. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  16. POLICE ESCORT
  17. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  18. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  19. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  20. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  21. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  22. METH
  23. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  24. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...