TENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCMETHHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.ANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXPOLICEESCORTCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSCALLBUTTONABUSERWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."ASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWETOH>500WHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?TENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCMETHHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.ANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXPOLICEESCORTCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSCALLBUTTONABUSERWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."ASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWETOH>500WHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  2. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  3. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  4. METH
  5. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  6. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  7. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  8. POLICE ESCORT
  9. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  10. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  11. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  12. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  13. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  14. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  15. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  16. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  17. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  18. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  19. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  20. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  21. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  22. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  23. ETOH >500
  24. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?