YOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."FLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISCALLBUTTONABUSERFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOPOLICEESCORTDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSETOH>500ARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONETENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHECHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAMETHWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?WEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."FLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISCALLBUTTONABUSERFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOPOLICEESCORTDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSETOH>500ARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONETENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHECHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAMETHWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?WEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICES

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  2. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  3. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  4. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  5. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  6. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  7. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  8. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  9. POLICE ESCORT
  10. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  11. ETOH >500
  12. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  13. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  14. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  15. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  16. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  17. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  18. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  19. METH
  20. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  21. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  22. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  23. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  24. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES