WHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?REALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?ETOH>500CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...YOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.UNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCCALLBUTTONABUSERYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEMETHDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEPOLICEESCORTWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?REALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?ETOH>500CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...YOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.UNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCCALLBUTTONABUSERYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEMETHDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEPOLICEESCORTWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOW

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  2. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  3. ETOH >500
  4. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  5. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  6. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  7. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  8. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  9. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  10. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  11. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  12. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  13. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  14. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  15. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  16. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  17. METH
  18. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  19. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  20. POLICE ESCORT
  21. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  22. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  23. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  24. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW