FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."YOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEPOLICEESCORTTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?WEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERMETHREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSCALLBUTTONABUSERFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...UNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEATFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOETOH>500FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."YOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEPOLICEESCORTTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?WEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERMETHREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSCALLBUTTONABUSERFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...UNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEATFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOETOH>500

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  2. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  3. POLICE ESCORT
  4. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  5. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  6. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  7. METH
  8. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  9. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  10. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  11. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  12. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  13. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  14. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  15. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  16. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  17. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  18. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  19. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  20. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  21. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  22. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  23. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  24. ETOH >500