REALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?YOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONETENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONCALLBUTTONABUSERFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISPOLICEESCORTFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWETOH>500QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...CHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEADIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.METHREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?YOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONETENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONCALLBUTTONABUSERFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISPOLICEESCORTFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWETOH>500QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...CHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEADIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.METH

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  2. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  3. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  4. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  5. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  6. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  7. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  8. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  9. POLICE ESCORT
  10. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  11. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  12. ETOH >500
  13. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  14. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  15. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  16. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  17. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  18. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  19. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  20. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  21. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  22. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  23. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  24. METH