ETOH>500FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...YOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONETENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."WHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.WEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERMETHHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMECALLBUTTONABUSERUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?ARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSPOLICEESCORTDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSETOH>500FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...YOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONETENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."WHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.WEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERMETHHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMECALLBUTTONABUSERUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?ARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSPOLICEESCORTDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDS

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ETOH >500
  2. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  3. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  4. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  5. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  6. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  7. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  8. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  9. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  10. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  11. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  12. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  13. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  14. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  15. METH
  16. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  17. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  18. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  19. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  20. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  21. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  22. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  23. POLICE ESCORT
  24. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS