CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONECHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...WHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?TENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."YOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.ARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHECALLBUTTONABUSERFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOETOH>500ASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEPOLICEESCORTI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?DIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCMETHCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONECHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXFIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...WHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?TENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESFIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."YOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.ARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHECALLBUTTONABUSERFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOETOH>500ASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEPOLICEESCORTI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?DIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERQUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCMETH

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  2. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  3. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  4. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  5. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  6. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  7. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  8. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  9. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  10. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  11. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  12. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  13. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  14. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  15. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  16. ETOH >500
  17. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  18. POLICE ESCORT
  19. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  20. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  21. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  22. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  23. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  24. METH