I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWCALLBUTTONABUSERYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXETOH>500TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERPOLICEESCORTTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."ARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEMETHCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWCALLBUTTONABUSERYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXETOH>500TFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERPOLICEESCORTTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...CALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSHUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."ARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEMETHCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEA

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  2. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  3. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  4. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  5. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  6. ETOH >500
  7. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE
  8. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  9. POLICE ESCORT
  10. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  11. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  12. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  13. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  14. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  15. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  16. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  17. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  18. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  19. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  20. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  21. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  22. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  23. METH
  24. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA