I GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERCALLBUTTONABUSERFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAETOH>500ASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEPOLICEESCORTWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?METHCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."HUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHEI GOT NORIDEHOME,NO HOWUNABLE TOCOPE WITHTHEIRHORRIFICLIFE CHOICESTENDECADESOLD/ OR LESSTHAN TENDAYS OLDYOU WOULD NEEDNO MISTLETOEIF THE E.R.M.D. WANTED TOCONFERPRIVATELY WITHYOU IN THEIRSLEEP ZONEDIARRHEAOF THEVOCALCORDSWEARSHOLIDAYSWEATERCALLBUTTONABUSERFLU/COVID/CROUP/EPIGLOTITISCHRONICALBRONCHITISCAN SAY>20SYLLABLES ONONE BREATHBUT C/ODYSPNEAETOH>500ASKS FORPAIN MEDSBY THEIRGENERICNAMEPOLICEESCORTWHAT INURINATIONARE YOUDOING,MR. PEE PEEPANTS?METHCALL LIFESQUAD FORTRANSPORTFOR TRIVIALREASONYOU BROUGHTXMAS FOOD FORCOWORKERS. YOU'VE BEENVERY GOOD THISYEAR.FIIVVE MISSINGTEETH, FOURUGLY TATS,THREE SILVERPIERCINGS...QUOTESWEBM.D. TOE.R. DOCANYCONSPIRACYTHEORY/ANTIVAXARRIVESINHOSPITALSOCKSREALLY? TENALLERGIESAND YOU ARESTILL ALIVE?FIRSTPATIENT OFTHE SHIFTTO SCREAM"M.F."HUMANBOOMERANG DISCHARGED< 24 HOURSAGOTFTBTOO FATTOBREATHE

HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I GOT NO RIDE HOME, NO HOW
  2. UNABLE TO COPE WITH THEIR HORRIFIC LIFE CHOICES
  3. TEN DECADES OLD/ OR LESS THAN TEN DAYS OLD
  4. YOU WOULD NEED NO MISTLETOE IF THE E.R. M.D. WANTED TO CONFER PRIVATELY WITH YOU IN THEIR SLEEP ZONE
  5. DIARRHEA OF THE VOCAL CORDS
  6. WEARS HOLIDAY SWEATER
  7. CALL BUTTON ABUSER
  8. FLU/COVID/ CROUP/ EPIGLOTITIS
  9. CHRONICAL BRONCHITIS CAN SAY>20 SYLLABLES ON ONE BREATH BUT C/O DYSPNEA
  10. ETOH >500
  11. ASKS FOR PAIN MEDS BY THEIR GENERIC NAME
  12. POLICE ESCORT
  13. WHAT IN URINATION ARE YOU DOING, MR. PEE PEE PANTS?
  14. METH
  15. CALL LIFE SQUAD FOR TRANSPORT FOR TRIVIAL REASON
  16. YOU BROUGHT XMAS FOOD FOR COWORKERS. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.
  17. FIIVVE MISSING TEETH, FOUR UGLY TATS, THREE SILVER PIERCINGS...
  18. QUOTES WEB M.D. TO E.R. DOC
  19. ANY CONSPIRACY THEORY/ ANTIVAX
  20. ARRIVES IN HOSPITAL SOCKS
  21. REALLY? TEN ALLERGIES AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?
  22. FIRST PATIENT OF THE SHIFT TO SCREAM "M.F."
  23. HUMAN BOOMERANG DISCHARGED < 24 HOURS AGO
  24. TFTB TOO FAT TO BREATHE