(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Octopi develop nuclear weapons
Pope Francis kills himself, thus becoming the Pope
Yellowstone Supervolcano just wants a hug
The Earth's magnetic field spontaneously inverts itself, annoying everyone
The presidents of all the Ivy League schools merge to form John Ivy, our aspirational dictator
Eisgruber comes out as a furry
We replace the electoral college with representatives from 538 dog breeds (they're all good boys and girls)
Dragons are real, but they're microscopic
Giant monster emerges from the Eiffel tower; marries the Statue of Liberty
John McCain's ghost assassinates Trump, resolving his unfinished business (he can finally rest)
Xi Jinping and Elon Musk chess box for the right to Taiwan's semiconductors
Woolly mammoths walk the Siberian plains once more
The UK secedes from the galaxy
Ohio switches places with Madagascar
War in Ukraine ends
Biden falls off a horse, accidentally pressing the button that cancels all student debt
Twitter declares bankruptcy
The Supreme Court rules the Constitution as unconstitutional
Nuclear weapons develop nuclear weapons
Double date with the Obamas and Seth and his girlfriend
U.S. debt gets so high that new math has to be invented to properly notate it
Texas spontaneously splits itself into five states - Texas, Saxet, Sodom, Gomorrah, and Houston
New bubonic plague from the melting Arctic glaciers
