(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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John McCain's ghost assassinates Trump, resolving his unfinished business (he can finally rest)
Nuclear weapons develop nuclear weapons
Yellowstone Supervolcano just wants a hug
Ohio switches places with Madagascar
Texas spontaneously splits itself into five states - Texas, Saxet, Sodom, Gomorrah, and Houston
The presidents of all the Ivy League schools merge to form John Ivy, our aspirational dictator
Twitter declares bankruptcy
The UK secedes from the galaxy
Giant monster emerges from the Eiffel tower; marries the Statue of Liberty
The Supreme Court rules the Constitution as unconstitutional
Woolly mammoths walk the Siberian plains once more
U.S. debt gets so high that new math has to be invented to properly notate it
Biden falls off a horse, accidentally pressing the button that cancels all student debt
Dolphins develop nuclear weapons
Octopi develop nuclear weapons
War in Ukraine ends
Eisgruber comes out as a furry
Xi Jinping and Elon Musk chess box for the right to Taiwan's semiconductors
Pope Francis kills himself, thus becoming the Pope
New bubonic plague from the melting Arctic glaciers
The Earth's magnetic field spontaneously inverts itself, annoying everyone
Dragons are real, but they're microscopic
Double date with the Obamas and Seth and his girlfriend
We replace the electoral college with representatives from 538 dog breeds (they're all good boys and girls)
