Phyrexians lose due tosomething halo-related(this is because thenatural conclusion isthat they win andWOTC has to come upwith a plot contrivanceto not have the entirestory end here)Mark Rosewateraccidentallyoutright lies aboutfuture product on ablogatog ask andhas to make anapology video“Please don’t use ‘real’to differentiate betweenMagic cards that youplay and Magic cardsotherpeople play” becomesan official ruling"Humans arenot food"ruling seestournamentcitationOko is morepowerful in lore innew eldraine setbut his card is wayworse than the oldoneLord of the Ringsset is woefullyunderpoweredexcept for exactly 2cards which areHogaak-levelbrokenSpongeBobsecret lairGavinVerheyfavoritefood revealMonowhite cardbanned inEDHPlaneswalker wehaven't seen inforever is on twoeldraine cardsleaving 90% of theplayerbase confusedas to their role in thestory (Angrath?)New un-setis madeentirelystandard-legalWOTC createsa discrepancybetween thepioneer andexplorer banlists2 newsecretlairs everyweekWOTC commissionsPost Malone to makea song for arena à laLeague of Legendspop songsWe find outthe flavortexton R&D’sSecret Lairwasn’t a jokeWOTCmakes a “draft”set but onlyprints collectorboosters for thesetPhyrexians lose due tosomething halo-related(this is because thenatural conclusion isthat they win andWOTC has to come upwith a plot contrivanceto not have the entirestory end here)Mark Rosewateraccidentallyoutright lies aboutfuture product on ablogatog ask andhas to make anapology video“Please don’t use ‘real’to differentiate betweenMagic cards that youplay and Magic cardsotherpeople play” becomesan official ruling"Humans arenot food"ruling seestournamentcitationOko is morepowerful in lore innew eldraine setbut his card is wayworse than the oldoneLord of the Ringsset is woefullyunderpoweredexcept for exactly 2cards which areHogaak-levelbrokenSpongeBobsecret lairGavinVerheyfavoritefood revealMonowhite cardbanned inEDHPlaneswalker wehaven't seen inforever is on twoeldraine cardsleaving 90% of theplayerbase confusedas to their role in thestory (Angrath?)New un-setis madeentirelystandard-legalWOTC createsa discrepancybetween thepioneer andexplorer banlists2 newsecretlairs everyweekWOTC commissionsPost Malone to makea song for arena à laLeague of Legendspop songsWe find outthe flavortexton R&D’sSecret Lairwasn’t a jokeWOTCmakes a “draft”set but onlyprints collectorboosters for theset

Magic Predictions 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Phyrexians lose due to something halo-related (this is because the natural conclusion is that they win and WOTC has to come up with a plot contrivance to not have the entire story end here)
  2. Mark Rosewater accidentally outright lies about future product on a blogatog ask and has to make an apology video
  3. “Please don’t use ‘real’ to differentiate between Magic cards that you play and Magic cards other people play” becomes an official ruling
  4. "Humans are not food" ruling sees tournament citation
  5. Oko is more powerful in lore in new eldraine set but his card is way worse than the old one
  6. Lord of the Rings set is woefully underpowered except for exactly 2 cards which are Hogaak-level broken
  7. SpongeBob secret lair
  8. Gavin Verhey favorite food reveal
  9. Mono white card banned in EDH
  10. Planeswalker we haven't seen in forever is on two eldraine cards leaving 90% of the playerbase confused as to their role in the story (Angrath?)
  11. New un-set is made entirely standard-legal
  12. WOTC creates a discrepancy between the pioneer and explorer banlists
  13. 2 new secret lairs every week
  14. WOTC commissions Post Malone to make a song for arena à la League of Legends pop songs
  15. We find out the flavortext on R&D’s Secret Lair wasn’t a joke
  16. WOTC makes a “draft” set but only prints collector boosters for the set