We find outthe flavortexton R&D’sSecret Lairwasn’t a jokePhyrexians lose due tosomething halo-related(this is because thenatural conclusion isthat they win andWOTC has to come upwith a plot contrivanceto not have the entirestory end here)"Humans arenot food"ruling seestournamentcitationMonowhite cardbanned inEDHPlaneswalker wehaven't seen inforever is on twoeldraine cardsleaving 90% of theplayerbase confusedas to their role in thestory (Angrath?)New un-setis madeentirelystandard-legalMark Rosewateraccidentallyoutright lies aboutfuture product on ablogatog ask andhas to make anapology videoWOTC createsa discrepancybetween thepioneer andexplorer banlistsWOTCmakes a “draft”set but onlyprints collectorboosters for thesetOko is morepowerful in lore innew eldraine setbut his card is wayworse than the oldoneWOTC commissionsPost Malone to makea song for arena à laLeague of Legendspop songsGavinVerheyfavoritefood revealLord of the Ringsset is woefullyunderpoweredexcept for exactly 2cards which areHogaak-levelbroken2 newsecretlairs everyweek“Please don’t use ‘real’to differentiate betweenMagic cards that youplay and Magic cardsotherpeople play” becomesan official rulingSpongeBobsecret lairWe find outthe flavortexton R&D’sSecret Lairwasn’t a jokePhyrexians lose due tosomething halo-related(this is because thenatural conclusion isthat they win andWOTC has to come upwith a plot contrivanceto not have the entirestory end here)"Humans arenot food"ruling seestournamentcitationMonowhite cardbanned inEDHPlaneswalker wehaven't seen inforever is on twoeldraine cardsleaving 90% of theplayerbase confusedas to their role in thestory (Angrath?)New un-setis madeentirelystandard-legalMark Rosewateraccidentallyoutright lies aboutfuture product on ablogatog ask andhas to make anapology videoWOTC createsa discrepancybetween thepioneer andexplorer banlistsWOTCmakes a “draft”set but onlyprints collectorboosters for thesetOko is morepowerful in lore innew eldraine setbut his card is wayworse than the oldoneWOTC commissionsPost Malone to makea song for arena à laLeague of Legendspop songsGavinVerheyfavoritefood revealLord of the Ringsset is woefullyunderpoweredexcept for exactly 2cards which areHogaak-levelbroken2 newsecretlairs everyweek“Please don’t use ‘real’to differentiate betweenMagic cards that youplay and Magic cardsotherpeople play” becomesan official rulingSpongeBobsecret lair

Magic Predictions 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We find out the flavortext on R&D’s Secret Lair wasn’t a joke
  2. Phyrexians lose due to something halo-related (this is because the natural conclusion is that they win and WOTC has to come up with a plot contrivance to not have the entire story end here)
  3. "Humans are not food" ruling sees tournament citation
  4. Mono white card banned in EDH
  5. Planeswalker we haven't seen in forever is on two eldraine cards leaving 90% of the playerbase confused as to their role in the story (Angrath?)
  6. New un-set is made entirely standard-legal
  7. Mark Rosewater accidentally outright lies about future product on a blogatog ask and has to make an apology video
  8. WOTC creates a discrepancy between the pioneer and explorer banlists
  9. WOTC makes a “draft” set but only prints collector boosters for the set
  10. Oko is more powerful in lore in new eldraine set but his card is way worse than the old one
  11. WOTC commissions Post Malone to make a song for arena à la League of Legends pop songs
  12. Gavin Verhey favorite food reveal
  13. Lord of the Rings set is woefully underpowered except for exactly 2 cards which are Hogaak-level broken
  14. 2 new secret lairs every week
  15. “Please don’t use ‘real’ to differentiate between Magic cards that you play and Magic cards other people play” becomes an official ruling
  16. SpongeBob secret lair