IncreasetuitionOpen theHawk'sNest tothe publicSwitchback toMoodleCause morepeople to goon strikeBuy moregrass thatdies in aweekRefuse to fixthe speakersin Weller'slecture hall"Upgrade"the shuttle toincludeheated seatsDisregardmorecomplaintsForget tolistallergeninfo againSomehowmake theirinternet evenworseFire anotherprofessorthat we'llnever haveForce us totake anotherpointlesstrainingmoduleAnger morefamilies bynot fixing theshuttleTurn thesprinklers onduring adownpourDo nothing tostop peoplefrom being tooloud at 5amon Spree DayAllowchemistrymajors intogame studioMake theirDiscordlogo moreboringCharge usforsomethingstupidLay offmore staffmembersStart anotherpointlessconstructionprojectPower washanotherrandombuildingAdd housingon yetanothercampusStartclosingthe BistrosoonerProvideeven lessmeal swapoptionsIncreasetuitionOpen theHawk'sNest tothe publicSwitchback toMoodleCause morepeople to goon strikeBuy moregrass thatdies in aweekRefuse to fixthe speakersin Weller'slecture hall"Upgrade"the shuttle toincludeheated seatsDisregardmorecomplaintsForget tolistallergeninfo againSomehowmake theirinternet evenworseFire anotherprofessorthat we'llnever haveForce us totake anotherpointlesstrainingmoduleAnger morefamilies bynot fixing theshuttleTurn thesprinklers onduring adownpourDo nothing tostop peoplefrom being tooloud at 5amon Spree DayAllowchemistrymajors intogame studioMake theirDiscordlogo moreboringCharge usforsomethingstupidLay offmore staffmembersStart anotherpointlessconstructionprojectPower washanotherrandombuildingAdd housingon yetanothercampusStartclosingthe BistrosoonerProvideeven lessmeal swapoptions

Clark's Poor Choices - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Increase tuition
  2. Open the Hawk's Nest to the public
  3. Switch back to Moodle
  4. Cause more people to go on strike
  5. Buy more grass that dies in a week
  6. Refuse to fix the speakers in Weller's lecture hall
  7. "Upgrade" the shuttle to include heated seats
  8. Disregard more complaints
  9. Forget to list allergen info again
  10. Somehow make their internet even worse
  11. Fire another professor that we'll never have
  12. Force us to take another pointless training module
  13. Anger more families by not fixing the shuttle
  14. Turn the sprinklers on during a downpour
  15. Do nothing to stop people from being too loud at 5am on Spree Day
  16. Allow chemistry majors into game studio
  17. Make their Discord logo more boring
  18. Charge us for something stupid
  19. Lay off more staff members
  20. Start another pointless construction project
  21. Power wash another random building
  22. Add housing on yet another campus
  23. Start closing the Bistro sooner
  24. Provide even less meal swap options