Startclosingthe BistrosoonerOpen theHawk'sNest tothe publicLay offmore staffmembers"Upgrade"the shuttle toincludeheated seatsCharge usforsomethingstupidForget tolistallergeninfo againIncreasetuitionFire anotherprofessorthat we'llnever haveSwitchback toMoodleCause morepeople to goon strikeStart anotherpointlessconstructionprojectAllowchemistrymajors intogame studioBuy moregrass thatdies in aweekDisregardmorecomplaintsTurn thesprinklers onduring adownpourAnger morefamilies bynot fixing theshuttleSomehowmake theirinternet evenworseRefuse to fixthe speakersin Weller'slecture hallProvideeven lessmeal swapoptionsForce us totake anotherpointlesstrainingmoduleMake theirDiscordlogo moreboringAdd housingon yetanothercampusPower washanotherrandombuildingDo nothing tostop peoplefrom being tooloud at 5amon Spree DayStartclosingthe BistrosoonerOpen theHawk'sNest tothe publicLay offmore staffmembers"Upgrade"the shuttle toincludeheated seatsCharge usforsomethingstupidForget tolistallergeninfo againIncreasetuitionFire anotherprofessorthat we'llnever haveSwitchback toMoodleCause morepeople to goon strikeStart anotherpointlessconstructionprojectAllowchemistrymajors intogame studioBuy moregrass thatdies in aweekDisregardmorecomplaintsTurn thesprinklers onduring adownpourAnger morefamilies bynot fixing theshuttleSomehowmake theirinternet evenworseRefuse to fixthe speakersin Weller'slecture hallProvideeven lessmeal swapoptionsForce us totake anotherpointlesstrainingmoduleMake theirDiscordlogo moreboringAdd housingon yetanothercampusPower washanotherrandombuildingDo nothing tostop peoplefrom being tooloud at 5amon Spree Day

Clark's Poor Choices - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Start closing the Bistro sooner
  2. Open the Hawk's Nest to the public
  3. Lay off more staff members
  4. "Upgrade" the shuttle to include heated seats
  5. Charge us for something stupid
  6. Forget to list allergen info again
  7. Increase tuition
  8. Fire another professor that we'll never have
  9. Switch back to Moodle
  10. Cause more people to go on strike
  11. Start another pointless construction project
  12. Allow chemistry majors into game studio
  13. Buy more grass that dies in a week
  14. Disregard more complaints
  15. Turn the sprinklers on during a downpour
  16. Anger more families by not fixing the shuttle
  17. Somehow make their internet even worse
  18. Refuse to fix the speakers in Weller's lecture hall
  19. Provide even less meal swap options
  20. Force us to take another pointless training module
  21. Make their Discord logo more boring
  22. Add housing on yet another campus
  23. Power wash another random building
  24. Do nothing to stop people from being too loud at 5am on Spree Day