Myresolution isto not haveanyresolutionsFind a moreaccurateweighingscaleStay in thebathroomwhile I brushmy teethTake moredays off andburn Slackoff my phonewhen I doUse morebusiness jargon inmy everyday life,like it’s scalableand it’ll take you tothe next level.EatdessertfirstGo vegan forsix monthsand give upafter sixhoursTakemoreselfiesFree!Work “Timewill tell” intoconversationat least oncea weekBeunashamedabout wearingpajamas inpublicSwitch myusernames to“password” andpasswords to“username”Do my part tosave the planetby reusing mylateral flowtestsPerfect yourcharcuterieboard skillsSign up for amarathonthat I bravelywill notactually runOrderfrenchfries withmy saladStop telling thesame jokeswhen I meet myfriends. Or justmake newfriendsAdd the phrase“Think outsidethe clocks” tomy businessjargonWearlessSpanxSpend lessthan $1800on StarbuckscoffeeOrder everydrink on theStarbucksmenuCommunicateexclusively inmemesBecome aYouTubeStarStopGooglingsymptomsTake up a sportthat requires nocardiowhatsoever,like dartsMyresolution isto not haveanyresolutionsFind a moreaccurateweighingscaleStay in thebathroomwhile I brushmy teethTake moredays off andburn Slackoff my phonewhen I doUse morebusiness jargon inmy everyday life,like it’s scalableand it’ll take you tothe next level.EatdessertfirstGo vegan forsix monthsand give upafter sixhoursTakemoreselfiesFree!Work “Timewill tell” intoconversationat least oncea weekBeunashamedabout wearingpajamas inpublicSwitch myusernames to“password” andpasswords to“username”Do my part tosave the planetby reusing mylateral flowtestsPerfect yourcharcuterieboard skillsSign up for amarathonthat I bravelywill notactually runOrderfrenchfries withmy saladStop telling thesame jokeswhen I meet myfriends. Or justmake newfriendsAdd the phrase“Think outsidethe clocks” tomy businessjargonWearlessSpanxSpend lessthan $1800on StarbuckscoffeeOrder everydrink on theStarbucksmenuCommunicateexclusively inmemesBecome aYouTubeStarStopGooglingsymptomsTake up a sportthat requires nocardiowhatsoever,like darts

New Year Resolutions! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My resolution is to not have any resolutions
  2. Find a more accurate weighing scale
  3. Stay in the bathroom while I brush my teeth
  4. Take more days off and burn Slack off my phone when I do
  5. Use more business jargon in my everyday life, like it’s scalable and it’ll take you to the next level.
  6. Eat dessert first
  7. Go vegan for six months and give up after six hours
  8. Take more selfies
  9. Free!
  10. Work “Time will tell” into conversation at least once a week
  11. Be unashamed about wearing pajamas in public
  12. Switch my usernames to “password” and passwords to “username”
  13. Do my part to save the planet by reusing my lateral flow tests
  14. Perfect your charcuterie board skills
  15. Sign up for a marathon that I bravely will not actually run
  16. Order french fries with my salad
  17. Stop telling the same jokes when I meet my friends. Or just make new friends
  18. Add the phrase “Think outside the clocks” to my business jargon
  19. Wear less Spanx
  20. Spend less than $1800 on Starbucks coffee
  21. Order every drink on the Starbucks menu
  22. Communicate exclusively in memes
  23. Become a YouTube Star
  24. Stop Googling symptoms
  25. Take up a sport that requires no cardio whatsoever, like darts