Sign up for amarathonthat I bravelywill notactually runStop telling thesame jokeswhen I meet myfriends. Or justmake newfriendsSpend lessthan $1800on StarbuckscoffeeMyresolution isto not haveanyresolutionsFind a moreaccurateweighingscaleTake moredays off andburn Slackoff my phonewhen I doBeunashamedabout wearingpajamas inpublicEatdessertfirstWork “Timewill tell” intoconversationat least oncea weekOrderfrenchfries withmy saladTake up a sportthat requires nocardiowhatsoever,like dartsGo vegan forsix monthsand give upafter sixhoursFree!WearlessSpanxSwitch myusernames to“password” andpasswords to“username”Become aYouTubeStarUse morebusiness jargon inmy everyday life,like it’s scalableand it’ll take you tothe next level.Do my part tosave the planetby reusing mylateral flowtestsPerfect yourcharcuterieboard skillsTakemoreselfiesCommunicateexclusively inmemesAdd the phrase“Think outsidethe clocks” tomy businessjargonStay in thebathroomwhile I brushmy teethStopGooglingsymptomsOrder everydrink on theStarbucksmenuSign up for amarathonthat I bravelywill notactually runStop telling thesame jokeswhen I meet myfriends. Or justmake newfriendsSpend lessthan $1800on StarbuckscoffeeMyresolution isto not haveanyresolutionsFind a moreaccurateweighingscaleTake moredays off andburn Slackoff my phonewhen I doBeunashamedabout wearingpajamas inpublicEatdessertfirstWork “Timewill tell” intoconversationat least oncea weekOrderfrenchfries withmy saladTake up a sportthat requires nocardiowhatsoever,like dartsGo vegan forsix monthsand give upafter sixhoursFree!WearlessSpanxSwitch myusernames to“password” andpasswords to“username”Become aYouTubeStarUse morebusiness jargon inmy everyday life,like it’s scalableand it’ll take you tothe next level.Do my part tosave the planetby reusing mylateral flowtestsPerfect yourcharcuterieboard skillsTakemoreselfiesCommunicateexclusively inmemesAdd the phrase“Think outsidethe clocks” tomy businessjargonStay in thebathroomwhile I brushmy teethStopGooglingsymptomsOrder everydrink on theStarbucksmenu

New Year Resolutions! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sign up for a marathon that I bravely will not actually run
  2. Stop telling the same jokes when I meet my friends. Or just make new friends
  3. Spend less than $1800 on Starbucks coffee
  4. My resolution is to not have any resolutions
  5. Find a more accurate weighing scale
  6. Take more days off and burn Slack off my phone when I do
  7. Be unashamed about wearing pajamas in public
  8. Eat dessert first
  9. Work “Time will tell” into conversation at least once a week
  10. Order french fries with my salad
  11. Take up a sport that requires no cardio whatsoever, like darts
  12. Go vegan for six months and give up after six hours
  13. Free!
  14. Wear less Spanx
  15. Switch my usernames to “password” and passwords to “username”
  16. Become a YouTube Star
  17. Use more business jargon in my everyday life, like it’s scalable and it’ll take you to the next level.
  18. Do my part to save the planet by reusing my lateral flow tests
  19. Perfect your charcuterie board skills
  20. Take more selfies
  21. Communicate exclusively in memes
  22. Add the phrase “Think outside the clocks” to my business jargon
  23. Stay in the bathroom while I brush my teeth
  24. Stop Googling symptoms
  25. Order every drink on the Starbucks menu