Someone drops to 0 HP *Someone min rolls on damage* 4 or fewer players show up Homestuck gets mentioned A plan goes horribly wrong Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs No combat happens Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way Someone swaps their chair with a different one Don’t start until 7:30 or later A dragon Someone is 15+ minutes late Math is hard Someone makes a bad pun Debate over rules *Someone takes notes* *21+ on a Perception/Investigation check* Reference to a previous campaign “Whose turn is it?” 3+ different people quoted Aries’ parasite hurts a player Liam rolls a lot of dice at once Important rules need explaining Haggling for a better price *Someone rolls with disadvantage* At least 5 players show up A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea Someone borrows dice Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn *Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles* You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs *Someone brings food* *Tony goes to the bathroom at least 3 times* Off-topic for 10+ minutes Someone is talked over *21+ to hit* Splitting the party *Someone rolls with advantage* “I mean… okay…?” *21+ on a charisma- based check* A dungeon The TV switches to a screensaver “Only you can decide” Talking your way out of combat *Natural 1* Someone cancels at 6:30 or later *Natural 20* Hurdy- gurdy music Someone makes a dice stack Someone forgets how their spell works *Someone min rolls on healing* Inspiration is given out “Are you sure?” Child murder/endangerment Something goes wrong with the music Someone drops to 0 HP *Someone min rolls on damage* 4 or fewer players show up Homestuck gets mentioned A plan goes horribly wrong Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs No combat happens Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way Someone swaps their chair with a different one Don’t start until 7:30 or later A dragon Someone is 15+ minutes late Math is hard Someone makes a bad pun Debate over rules *Someone takes notes* *21+ on a Perception/Investigation check* Reference to a previous campaign “Whose turn is it?” 3+ different people quoted Aries’ parasite hurts a player Liam rolls a lot of dice at once Important rules need explaining Haggling for a better price *Someone rolls with disadvantage* At least 5 players show up A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea Someone borrows dice Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn *Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles* You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs *Someone brings food* *Tony goes to the bathroom at least 3 times* Off-topic for 10+ minutes Someone is talked over *21+ to hit* Splitting the party *Someone rolls with advantage* “I mean… okay…?” *21+ on a charisma- based check* A dungeon The TV switches to a screensaver “Only you can decide” Talking your way out of combat *Natural 1* Someone cancels at 6:30 or later *Natural 20* Hurdy- gurdy music Someone makes a dice stack Someone forgets how their spell works *Someone min rolls on healing* Inspiration is given out “Are you sure?” Child murder/endangerment Something goes wrong with the music
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Someone drops to 0 HP
*Someone min rolls on damage*
4 or fewer players show up
Homestuck gets mentioned
A plan goes horribly wrong
Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs
No combat happens
Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way
Someone swaps their chair with a different one
Don’t start until 7:30 or later
A dragon
Someone is 15+ minutes late
Math is hard
Someone makes a bad pun
Debate over rules
*Someone takes notes*
*21+ on a Perception/Investigation check*
Reference to a previous campaign
“Whose turn is it?”
3+ different people quoted
Aries’ parasite hurts a player
Liam rolls a lot of dice at once
Important rules need explaining
Haggling for a better price
*Someone rolls with disadvantage*
At least 5 players show up
A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea
Someone borrows dice
Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn
*Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles*
You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs
*Someone brings food*
*Tony goes to the bathroom at least 3 times*
Off-topic for 10+ minutes
Someone is talked over
*21+ to hit*
Splitting the party
*Someone rolls with advantage*
“I mean… okay…?”
*21+ on a charisma-based check*
A dungeon
The TV switches to a screensaver
“Only you can decide”
Talking your way out of combat
*Natural 1*
Someone cancels at 6:30 or later
*Natural 20*
Hurdy-gurdy music
Someone makes a dice stack
Someone forgets how their spell works
*Someone min rolls on healing*
Inspiration is given out
“Are you sure?”
Child murder/endangerment
Something goes wrong with the music
