“Only you can decide” Off-topic for 10+ minutes Someone drops to 0 HP Don’t start until 7:30 or later “Are you sure?” *Natural 20* A dungeon Important rules need explaining Hurdy- gurdy music 3+ different people quoted Someone makes a dice stack A plan goes horribly wrong Aries’ parasite hurts a player *Someone rolls with disadvantage* Math is hard The TV switches to a screensaver You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs *Tony goes to the bathroom at least 3 times* *Someone takes notes* Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn Homestuck gets mentioned Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Someone forgets how their spell works Something goes wrong with the music No combat happens Someone borrows dice *Someone min rolls on healing* Someone is talked over *Someone min rolls on damage* Reference to a previous campaign “I mean… okay…?” *Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles* Someone makes a bad pun At least 5 players show up *21+ on a charisma- based check* Inspiration is given out Debate over rules Someone is 15+ minutes late Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs *Someone rolls with advantage* Child murder/endangerment A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea Splitting the party Someone swaps their chair with a different one *21+ to hit* *Natural 1* Liam rolls a lot of dice at once Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way A dragon *21+ on a Perception/Investigation check* Talking your way out of combat *Someone brings food* Haggling for a better price “Whose turn is it?” 4 or fewer players show up “Only you can decide” Off-topic for 10+ minutes Someone drops to 0 HP Don’t start until 7:30 or later “Are you sure?” *Natural 20* A dungeon Important rules need explaining Hurdy- gurdy music 3+ different people quoted Someone makes a dice stack A plan goes horribly wrong Aries’ parasite hurts a player *Someone rolls with disadvantage* Math is hard The TV switches to a screensaver You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs *Tony goes to the bathroom at least 3 times* *Someone takes notes* Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn Homestuck gets mentioned Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Someone forgets how their spell works Something goes wrong with the music No combat happens Someone borrows dice *Someone min rolls on healing* Someone is talked over *Someone min rolls on damage* Reference to a previous campaign “I mean… okay…?” *Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles* Someone makes a bad pun At least 5 players show up *21+ on a charisma- based check* Inspiration is given out Debate over rules Someone is 15+ minutes late Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs *Someone rolls with advantage* Child murder/endangerment A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea Splitting the party Someone swaps their chair with a different one *21+ to hit* *Natural 1* Liam rolls a lot of dice at once Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way A dragon *21+ on a Perception/Investigation check* Talking your way out of combat *Someone brings food* Haggling for a better price “Whose turn is it?” 4 or fewer players show up
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“Only you can decide”
Off-topic for 10+ minutes
Someone drops to 0 HP
Don’t start until 7:30 or later
“Are you sure?”
*Natural 20*
A dungeon
Important rules need explaining
Hurdy-gurdy music
3+ different people quoted
Someone makes a dice stack
A plan goes horribly wrong
Aries’ parasite hurts a player
*Someone rolls with disadvantage*
Math is hard
The TV switches to a screensaver
You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs
*Tony goes to the bathroom at least 3 times*
*Someone takes notes*
Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn
Homestuck gets mentioned
Someone cancels at 6:30 or later
Someone forgets how their spell works
Something goes wrong with the music
No combat happens
Someone borrows dice
*Someone min rolls on healing*
Someone is talked over
*Someone min rolls on damage*
Reference to a previous campaign
“I mean… okay…?”
*Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles*
Someone makes a bad pun
At least 5 players show up
*21+ on a charisma-based check*
Inspiration is given out
Debate over rules
Someone is 15+ minutes late
Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs
*Someone rolls with advantage*
Child murder/endangerment
A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea
Splitting the party
Someone swaps their chair with a different one
*21+ to hit*
*Natural 1*
Liam rolls a lot of dice at once
Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way
A dragon
*21+ on a Perception/Investigation check*
Talking your way out of combat
*Someone brings food*
Haggling for a better price
“Whose turn is it?”
4 or fewer players show up
