"Lightdoesn'ttravel.""8 inchesper milesquared!"Floodsthe chatwithmemes*ahem*"SOPHISTRY"*insertrandomfallacyname*"It's justperspective!""Horizonrises toeye level!""NASA ISFAKE NEWSILLUMINATI""Relativitysays youcan't provethe motion ofthe earth"Overusesthe words"Here inreality"180p"blackswan""Planesconsiderthe earthflat!"*insertpicture ofcurvature*"Where's theCurve??""HAVE YOUDONE ITYOURSELF??""RelativeDensity""Why look upto see what'sbelow yourfeet?""Can't havegas pressurewithout acontainer!""TheAntarcticTreaty wecan't go pastlatitude 60!!!""IncoherentDielectricAcceleration"Yellowtext quotemines"That'sBeggingtheQuestion!!!"*insert globeevidence*"THIS PROVESFLAT EARTH!!""You'regettingdestroyedlol"PendulumsproveSiderealrotation!"Lightdoesn'ttravel.""8 inchesper milesquared!"Floodsthe chatwithmemes*ahem*"SOPHISTRY"*insertrandomfallacyname*"It's justperspective!""Horizonrises toeye level!""NASA ISFAKE NEWSILLUMINATI""Relativitysays youcan't provethe motion ofthe earth"Overusesthe words"Here inreality"180p"blackswan""Planesconsiderthe earthflat!"*insertpicture ofcurvature*"Where's theCurve??""HAVE YOUDONE ITYOURSELF??""RelativeDensity""Why look upto see what'sbelow yourfeet?""Can't havegas pressurewithout acontainer!""TheAntarcticTreaty wecan't go pastlatitude 60!!!""IncoherentDielectricAcceleration"Yellowtext quotemines"That'sBeggingtheQuestion!!!"*insert globeevidence*"THIS PROVESFLAT EARTH!!""You'regettingdestroyedlol"PendulumsproveSiderealrotation!

FLERF Derp Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Light doesn't travel."
  2. "8 inches per mile squared!"
  3. Floods the chat with memes
  4. *ahem* "SOPHISTRY"
  5. *insert random fallacy name*
  6. "It's just perspective!"
  7. "Horizon rises to eye level!"
  8. "NASA IS FAKE NEWS ILLUMINATI"
  9. "Relativity says you can't prove the motion of the earth"
  10. Overuses the words "Here in reality"
  11. 180p "black swan"
  12. "Planes consider the earth flat!"
  13. *insert picture of curvature* "Where's the Curve??"
  14. "HAVE YOU DONE IT YOURSELF??"
  15. "Relative Density"
  16. "Why look up to see what's below your feet?"
  17. "Can't have gas pressure without a container!"
  18. "The Antarctic Treaty we can't go past latitude 60!!!"
  19. "Incoherent Dielectric Acceleration"
  20. Yellow text quote mines
  21. "That's Begging the Question!!!"
  22. *insert globe evidence* "THIS PROVES FLAT EARTH!!"
  23. "You're getting destroyed lol"
  24. Pendulums prove Sidereal rotation!