"That's weird..." "Must be a network issue." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You can't use that version on your system." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Must be a database issue." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It worked yesterday." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "You must have the wrong version." "It must be a hardware problem." "I can't test everything!" "There is something funky in your data." "It works on my machine." "It's never done that before." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked in STAGING." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "That's weird..." "Must be a network issue." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You can't use that version on your system." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Must be a database issue." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It worked yesterday." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "You must have the wrong version." "It must be a hardware problem." "I can't test everything!" "There is something funky in your data." "It works on my machine." "It's never done that before." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked in STAGING." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
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"That's weird..."
"Must be a network issue."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Must be a database issue."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It worked yesterday."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"You must have the wrong version."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"I can't test everything!"
"There is something funky in your data."
"It works on my machine."
"It's never done that before."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"How is that possible?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
