"I can't test everything!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "It's never done that before." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a network issue." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "You must have the wrong version." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It must be a hardware problem." "How is that possible?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "You can't use that version on your system." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It worked in STAGING." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked yesterday." "I can't test everything!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "It's never done that before." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a network issue." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "You must have the wrong version." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It must be a hardware problem." "How is that possible?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "You can't use that version on your system." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It worked in STAGING." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked yesterday."
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"I can't test everything!"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It's never done that before."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"That's weird..."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Must be a network issue."
"Must be a database issue."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It works on my machine."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"It must be a hardware problem."
"How is that possible?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It worked in STAGING."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It worked yesterday."
