"Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "How is that possible?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It works on my machine." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "There is something funky in your data." "It must be a hardware problem." "That's weird..." "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "I can't test everything!" "It's never done that before." "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a network issue." "It worked yesterday." "You must have the wrong version." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "How is that possible?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It works on my machine." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "There is something funky in your data." "It must be a hardware problem." "That's weird..." "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "I can't test everything!" "It's never done that before." "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a network issue." "It worked yesterday." "You must have the wrong version." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
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"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Must be a database issue."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"How is that possible?"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It works on my machine."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"There is something funky in your data."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"That's weird..."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"I can't test everything!"
"It's never done that before."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Must be a network issue."
"It worked yesterday."
"You must have the wrong version."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
