"Must be a database issue." "It worked yesterday." "That's weird..." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a network issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It works on my machine." "I can't test everything!" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It's never done that before." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "There is something funky in your data." "How is that possible?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "It worked yesterday." "That's weird..." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a network issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It works on my machine." "I can't test everything!" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It's never done that before." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "There is something funky in your data." "How is that possible?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "You can't use that version on your system."
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"Must be a database issue."
"It worked yesterday."
"That's weird..."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Must be a network issue."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"It works on my machine."
"I can't test everything!"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"It's never done that before."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"How is that possible?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It worked in STAGING."
"You can't use that version on your system."
