"It worked yesterday." "There is something funky in your data." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You can't use that version on your system." "It works on my machine." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "I can't test everything!" "You must have the wrong version." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Must be a network issue." "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It's never done that before." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "That's weird..." "How is that possible?" "It worked yesterday." "There is something funky in your data." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You can't use that version on your system." "It works on my machine." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "I can't test everything!" "You must have the wrong version." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Must be a network issue." "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It's never done that before." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "That's weird..." "How is that possible?"
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"It worked yesterday."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It works on my machine."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"I can't test everything!"
"You must have the wrong version."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Must be a network issue."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Must be a database issue."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"It's never done that before."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"That's weird..."
"How is that possible?"
