"It must be a hardware problem." "You can't use that version on your system." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "You must have the wrong version." "It works on my machine." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "There is something funky in your data." "That's weird..." "It's never done that before." "I can't test everything!" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It worked in STAGING." "It worked yesterday." "How is that possible?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Must be a network issue." "It must be a hardware problem." "You can't use that version on your system." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "You must have the wrong version." "It works on my machine." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "There is something funky in your data." "That's weird..." "It's never done that before." "I can't test everything!" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It worked in STAGING." "It worked yesterday." "How is that possible?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Must be a network issue."
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"It must be a hardware problem."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Must be a database issue."
"You must have the wrong version."
"It works on my machine."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"That's weird..."
"It's never done that before."
"I can't test everything!"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"It worked in STAGING."
"It worked yesterday."
"How is that possible?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Must be a network issue."
