"Somebody must have changed my code." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!" "You must have the wrong version." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It's never done that before." "It worked in STAGING." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "How is that possible?" "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It works on my machine." "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a network issue." "You can't use that version on your system." "It worked yesterday." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!" "You must have the wrong version." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It's never done that before." "It worked in STAGING." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "How is that possible?" "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It works on my machine." "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a network issue." "You can't use that version on your system." "It worked yesterday." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue."
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"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I can't test everything!"
"You must have the wrong version."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"It's never done that before."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"How is that possible?"
"That's weird..."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"It works on my machine."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Must be a network issue."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It worked yesterday."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Must be a database issue."
