"You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked in STAGING." "It's never done that before." "It must be a hardware problem." "Must be a network issue." "You must have the wrong version." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "How is that possible?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "There is something funky in your data." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works on my machine." "That's weird..." "I can't test everything!" "It worked yesterday." "Isn't that IT's job?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked in STAGING." "It's never done that before." "It must be a hardware problem." "Must be a network issue." "You must have the wrong version." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "How is that possible?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "There is something funky in your data." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works on my machine." "That's weird..." "I can't test everything!" "It worked yesterday." "Isn't that IT's job?"
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"You can't use that version on your system."
"Must be a database issue."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It's never done that before."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Must be a network issue."
"You must have the wrong version."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"How is that possible?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It works on my machine."
"That's weird..."
"I can't test everything!"
"It worked yesterday."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
