"It's never done that before." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It works on my machine." "How is that possible?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "There is something funky in your data." "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Must be a network issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked yesterday." "Must be a database issue." "It worked in STAGING." "You must have the wrong version." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "That's weird..." "You can't use that version on your system." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I can't test everything!" "It's never done that before." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It works on my machine." "How is that possible?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "There is something funky in your data." "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Must be a network issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked yesterday." "Must be a database issue." "It worked in STAGING." "You must have the wrong version." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "That's weird..." "You can't use that version on your system." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I can't test everything!"
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"It's never done that before."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It works on my machine."
"How is that possible?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"There is something funky in your data."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Must be a network issue."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It worked yesterday."
"Must be a database issue."
"It worked in STAGING."
"You must have the wrong version."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"That's weird..."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"I can't test everything!"
