"That's weird..." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It worked yesterday." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You must have the wrong version." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "There is something funky in your data." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "I can't test everything!" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's never done that before." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Must be a network issue." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?" "That's weird..." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It worked yesterday." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You must have the wrong version." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "There is something funky in your data." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "I can't test everything!" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's never done that before." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Must be a network issue." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?"
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"That's weird..."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It worked yesterday."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It works on my machine."
"It worked in STAGING."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Must be a database issue."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"You must have the wrong version."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"I can't test everything!"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It's never done that before."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Must be a network issue."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"How is that possible?"
