"There is something funky in your data." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "You must have the wrong version." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "How is that possible?" "Must be a network issue." "It must be a hardware problem." "Isn't that IT's job?" "I can't test everything!" "It worked yesterday." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Must be a database issue." "It's never done that before." "That's weird..." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked in STAGING." "There is something funky in your data." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "You must have the wrong version." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "How is that possible?" "Must be a network issue." "It must be a hardware problem." "Isn't that IT's job?" "I can't test everything!" "It worked yesterday." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Must be a database issue." "It's never done that before." "That's weird..." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked in STAGING."
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"There is something funky in your data."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It works on my machine."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"You must have the wrong version."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"How is that possible?"
"Must be a network issue."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"I can't test everything!"
"It worked yesterday."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Must be a database issue."
"It's never done that before."
"That's weird..."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It worked in STAGING."
