"How is that possible?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "That's weird..." "You must have the wrong version." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Must be a network issue." "It worked yesterday." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It must be a hardware problem." "It's never done that before." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a database issue." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!" "How is that possible?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "That's weird..." "You must have the wrong version." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Must be a network issue." "It worked yesterday." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It must be a hardware problem." "It's never done that before." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a database issue." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!"
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"How is that possible?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It works on my machine."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"That's weird..."
"You must have the wrong version."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Must be a network issue."
"It worked yesterday."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It's never done that before."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"Must be a database issue."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I can't test everything!"
