"You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Must be a network issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It works on my machine." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked in STAGING." "It's never done that before." "I can't test everything!" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "There is something funky in your data." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It worked yesterday." "Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..." "You must have the wrong version." "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Must be a network issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It works on my machine." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked in STAGING." "It's never done that before." "I can't test everything!" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "There is something funky in your data." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It worked yesterday." "Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..." "You must have the wrong version."
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"You can't use that version on your system."
"Must be a database issue."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"Must be a network issue."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It works on my machine."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"How is that possible?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"It's never done that before."
"I can't test everything!"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It worked yesterday."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"That's weird..."
"You must have the wrong version."
