"THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I can't test everything!" "That's weird..." "It's never done that before." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "How is that possible?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "There is something funky in your data." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You can't use that version on your system." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You must have the wrong version." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Must be a network issue." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It worked yesterday." "It worked in STAGING." "It works on my machine." "Must be a database issue." "It must be a hardware problem." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I can't test everything!" "That's weird..." "It's never done that before." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "How is that possible?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "There is something funky in your data." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You can't use that version on your system." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You must have the wrong version." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Must be a network issue." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It worked yesterday." "It worked in STAGING." "It works on my machine." "Must be a database issue." "It must be a hardware problem." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Isn't that IT's job?"
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"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"I can't test everything!"
"That's weird..."
"It's never done that before."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"How is that possible?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"You must have the wrong version."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Must be a network issue."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"It worked yesterday."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It works on my machine."
"Must be a database issue."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
