"It's never done that before." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked yesterday." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It must be a hardware problem." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "How is that possible?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I can't test everything!" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "There is something funky in your data." "It worked in STAGING." "That's weird..." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Must be a network issue." "It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "You must have the wrong version." "It's never done that before." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked yesterday." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It must be a hardware problem." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "How is that possible?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I can't test everything!" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "There is something funky in your data." "It worked in STAGING." "That's weird..." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Must be a network issue." "It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "You must have the wrong version."
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"It's never done that before."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It worked yesterday."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Must be a database issue."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"How is that possible?"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"I can't test everything!"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"There is something funky in your data."
"It worked in STAGING."
"That's weird..."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Must be a network issue."
"It works on my machine."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"You must have the wrong version."
