"I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It works on my machine." "Must be a network issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "How is that possible?" "It worked yesterday." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Where were you when the program blew up?" "There is something funky in your data." "It worked in STAGING." "Somebody must have changed my code." "That's weird..." "It must be a hardware problem." "You must have the wrong version." "I can't test everything!" "It's never done that before." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You can't use that version on your system." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It works on my machine." "Must be a network issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "How is that possible?" "It worked yesterday." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Where were you when the program blew up?" "There is something funky in your data." "It worked in STAGING." "Somebody must have changed my code." "That's weird..." "It must be a hardware problem." "You must have the wrong version." "I can't test everything!" "It's never done that before." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You can't use that version on your system."
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"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"It works on my machine."
"Must be a network issue."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Must be a database issue."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"How is that possible?"
"It worked yesterday."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"That's weird..."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"You must have the wrong version."
"I can't test everything!"
"It's never done that before."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
