"Somebody must have changed my code." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "You must have the wrong version." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "There is something funky in your data." "It must be a hardware problem." "It's never done that before." "Must be a database issue." "It works on my machine." "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "I can't test everything!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It worked yesterday." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a network issue." "How is that possible?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "You must have the wrong version." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "There is something funky in your data." "It must be a hardware problem." "It's never done that before." "Must be a database issue." "It works on my machine." "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "I can't test everything!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It worked yesterday." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a network issue." "How is that possible?"
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"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"You must have the wrong version."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It's never done that before."
"Must be a database issue."
"It works on my machine."
"That's weird..."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It worked in STAGING."
"I can't test everything!"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"It worked yesterday."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Must be a network issue."
"How is that possible?"
