Request forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Issue withthe poolthis weekML/neuralnetworkjokeMisattributionof work tosomebodyelse"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"NewundergradabandonsprojectReferenceto anAkin'sLawLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainShippingtimewoesSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsDSOghostsusAkinforgetssoftwareagainGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneRanger isbrokenand here'swhyReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingAkinswears!JoshreferencesETHZurichReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatRahul istoo goodatsoftwareMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$StorytimewithDave!AkintravelingSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadNew projectthat we don'thave time todoImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkinappearsto beasleepSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorysomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop again"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Request forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Issue withthe poolthis weekML/neuralnetworkjokeMisattributionof work tosomebodyelse"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"NewundergradabandonsprojectReferenceto anAkin'sLawLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainShippingtimewoesSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsDSOghostsusAkinforgetssoftwareagainGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneRanger isbrokenand here'swhyReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingAkinswears!JoshreferencesETHZurichReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatRahul istoo goodatsoftwareMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$StorytimewithDave!AkintravelingSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadNew projectthat we don'thave time todoImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkinappearsto beasleepSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorysomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop again"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 3 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  2. Issue with the pool this week
  3. ML/neural network joke
  4. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  5. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  6. New undergrad abandons project
  7. Reference to an Akin's Law
  8. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  9. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  10. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  11. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  12. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  13. Shipping time woes
  14. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  15. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  16. DSO ghosts us
  17. Akin forgets software again
  18. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  19. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  20. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  21. Ranger is broken and here's why
  22. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  23. Akin swears!
  24. Josh references ETH Zurich
  25. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  26. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  27. Rahul is too good at software
  28. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  29. Storytime with Dave!
  30. Akin traveling
  31. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  32. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  33. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  34. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  35. New project that we don't have time to do
  36. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  37. Akin appears to be asleep
  38. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  39. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  40. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  41. "How much money does this project have left?"
  42. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  43. Internal deadline slips further back!