Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneML/neuralnetworkjokeAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrived"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workAkinswears!Akinappearsto beasleepMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$JoshreferencesETHZurichReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Issue withthe poolthis weekGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Someone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkinforgetssoftwareagainAkintravelingNew projectthat we don'thave time todoCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Ranger isbrokenand here'swhyStorytimewithDave!"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitNewundergradabandonsprojectsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseDSOghostsusLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReferenceto anAkin'sLawRahul istoo goodatsoftwareShippingtimewoesAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneML/neuralnetworkjokeAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrived"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workAkinswears!Akinappearsto beasleepMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$JoshreferencesETHZurichReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Issue withthe poolthis weekGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Someone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkinforgetssoftwareagainAkintravelingNew projectthat we don'thave time todoCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Ranger isbrokenand here'swhyStorytimewithDave!"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitNewundergradabandonsprojectsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseDSOghostsusLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReferenceto anAkin'sLawRahul istoo goodatsoftwareShippingtimewoes

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 3 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  2. ML/neural network joke
  3. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  4. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  5. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  6. "How much money does this project have left?"
  7. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  8. Akin swears!
  9. Akin appears to be asleep
  10. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  11. Josh references ETH Zurich
  12. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  13. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  14. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  15. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  16. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  17. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  18. Issue with the pool this week
  19. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  20. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  21. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  22. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  23. Akin forgets software again
  24. Akin traveling
  25. New project that we don't have time to do
  26. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  27. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  28. Internal deadline slips further back!
  29. Ranger is broken and here's why
  30. Storytime with Dave!
  31. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  32. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  33. New undergrad abandons project
  34. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  35. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  36. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  37. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  38. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  39. DSO ghosts us
  40. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  41. Reference to an Akin's Law
  42. Rahul is too good at software
  43. Shipping time woes