StorytimewithDave!Ranger isbrokenand here'swhyPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressNew projectthat we don'thave time todoML/neuralnetworkjokeTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Name mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneNewundergradabandonsprojectIssue withthe poolthis weekReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingDSOghostsusSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkinappearsto beasleepSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomAkinforgetssoftwareagainRahul istoo goodatsoftwareGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from ussomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!JoshreferencesETHZurichMisattributionof work tosomebodyelse"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workReferenceto anAkin'sLawLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsShippingtimewoesRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkinswears!Mention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrived"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againAkintravelingStorytimewithDave!Ranger isbrokenand here'swhyPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressNew projectthat we don'thave time todoML/neuralnetworkjokeTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Name mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneNewundergradabandonsprojectIssue withthe poolthis weekReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingDSOghostsusSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkinappearsto beasleepSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomAkinforgetssoftwareagainRahul istoo goodatsoftwareGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from ussomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!JoshreferencesETHZurichMisattributionof work tosomebodyelse"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workReferenceto anAkin'sLawLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsShippingtimewoesRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkinswears!Mention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrived"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againAkintraveling

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 3 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Storytime with Dave!
  2. Ranger is broken and here's why
  3. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  4. New project that we don't have time to do
  5. ML/neural network joke
  6. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  7. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  8. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  9. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  10. New undergrad abandons project
  11. Issue with the pool this week
  12. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  13. DSO ghosts us
  14. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  15. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  16. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  17. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  18. Akin appears to be asleep
  19. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  20. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  21. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  22. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  23. Akin forgets software again
  24. Rahul is too good at software
  25. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  26. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  27. Josh references ETH Zurich
  28. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  29. "How much money does this project have left?"
  30. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  31. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  32. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  33. Reference to an Akin's Law
  34. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  35. Shipping time woes
  36. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  37. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  38. Akin swears!
  39. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  40. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  41. Internal deadline slips further back!
  42. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  43. Akin traveling