Mention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkinswears!Ranger isbrokenand here'swhyCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againAkintravelingGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReferenceto anAkin'sLawInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Goddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$New projectthat we don'thave time todoSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainJoshreferencesETHZurichReferenceto/requestfor no-costextension"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)DSOghostsusIssue withthe poolthis weekMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinappearsto beasleepAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPad"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"StorytimewithDave!Shippingtimewoessomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingNewundergradabandonsprojectML/neuralnetworkjokeMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkinswears!Ranger isbrokenand here'swhyCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againAkintravelingGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReferenceto anAkin'sLawInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Goddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$New projectthat we don'thave time todoSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainJoshreferencesETHZurichReferenceto/requestfor no-costextension"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)DSOghostsusIssue withthe poolthis weekMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Akinappearsto beasleepAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPad"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"StorytimewithDave!Shippingtimewoessomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingNewundergradabandonsprojectML/neuralnetworkjoke

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 3 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  2. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  3. Akin swears!
  4. Ranger is broken and here's why
  5. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  6. Akin traveling
  7. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  8. Reference to an Akin's Law
  9. Internal deadline slips further back!
  10. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  11. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  12. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  13. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  14. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  15. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  16. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  17. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  18. New project that we don't have time to do
  19. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  20. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  21. Rahul is too good at software
  22. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  23. Josh references ETH Zurich
  24. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  25. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  26. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  27. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  28. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  29. DSO ghosts us
  30. Issue with the pool this week
  31. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  32. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  33. Akin appears to be asleep
  34. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  35. "How much money does this project have left?"
  36. Storytime with Dave!
  37. Shipping time woes
  38. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  39. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  40. Akin forgets software again
  41. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  42. New undergrad abandons project
  43. ML/neural network joke