Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryNew projectthat we don'thave time todoImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeIssue withthe poolthis weekAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usNewundergradabandonsprojectName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)ShippingtimewoesMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkintravelingCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitRanger isbrokenand here'swhyReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workAkinswears!Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatJoshreferencesETHZurichPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneML/neuralnetworkjokeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akinappearsto beasleep"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"DSOghostsus"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Referenceto anAkin'sLawStorytimewithDave!Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meeting roomLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decided ifthe topic is overyetMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentSomeone names arandom partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryNew projectthat we don'thave time todoImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeIssue withthe poolthis weekAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingGoddardghosts us onwhat theywant from usNewundergradabandonsprojectName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)ShippingtimewoesMention of oldlab member whograduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkintravelingCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitRanger isbrokenand here'swhyReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workAkinswears!Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatJoshreferencesETHZurichPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneML/neuralnetworkjokeRequest forGoddardbullets (thatnobody'shad time for)Akinappearsto beasleep"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on] doneby [deadline we allknow]"DSOghostsus"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Referenceto anAkin'sLawStorytimewithDave!

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 3 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  2. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  3. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  4. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  5. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  6. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  7. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  8. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  9. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  10. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  11. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  12. New project that we don't have time to do
  13. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  14. Issue with the pool this week
  15. Akin forgets software again
  16. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  17. Goddard ghosts us on what they want from us
  18. New undergrad abandons project
  19. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  20. Shipping time woes
  21. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  22. Akin traveling
  23. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  24. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  25. Ranger is broken and here's why
  26. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  27. Akin swears!
  28. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  29. Josh references ETH Zurich
  30. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  31. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  32. Rahul is too good at software
  33. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  34. ML/neural network joke
  35. Request for Goddard bullets (that nobody's had time for)
  36. Akin appears to be asleep
  37. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  38. DSO ghosts us
  39. "How much money does this project have left?"
  40. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  41. Internal deadline slips further back!
  42. Reference to an Akin's Law
  43. Storytime with Dave!