NEVERCONFIRMSONPLANNINGCENTERYOUR BATTERYDIES IN YOURINSTRUMENT ANDYOU HAVE NO 9VOLTS LEFTBECAUSE YOUPROCRASTINATEGETTING THEMYOURMIC ISTURNEDOFFTHE LOOPTIMUSTRIGGERS THEWRONG SONG -AND YOU PLAYTHAT ONEINSTEADYOU DIDN'TPRINT A CHORDCHART ANDNOW YOU NEEDONE LASTMINUTEYOU CLOSEYOUR EYESTHE WHOLETIME WHENYOU LEAD ASONGPRACTICESMORE THANANYONE - AND ISMORE NERVOUSTHAN ANYONEHOW MANYCOOL CHORDPROGRESSIONSCAN I CREATEDURING THECOMMUNIONUNDERSCORE?ALWAYSDISAPPEARSTHE SNACKS INTHE GREENROOM AREGONE - AND IT'SBECAUSE YOUATE THEM ALLFORGETTINGTO PLUG INYOUR IN EARSSO YOU CANHEAR THE MIXRUNNING ONSTAGE WITHONLY AMINUTE TOSPARE IN THECOUNTDOWNFORGETTINGTO CHANGETHE CAPOFOR THENEXT SONGYOU CAN NEVERHEAR ANYTHING INYOUR IN EAR MIX,BUT YOU HAVE THEMASTER FADERALL THE WAYDOWNCOFFEE ISHORRIBLE FORYOUR VOICE -*DRINKS LOTSOF COFFEERIGHT BEFORESERVICE*THECONFIDENCEMONITOR ISOFF AND YOUARE NOTCONFIDENTREFUSES TOLEARN HOW TOPLAY BAR CHORDSBECAUSE THAT'SWHAT A CAPO WASMADE FORYOU TAKE YOURPHONE ON STAGEWITH YOU - ANDSOMEONE CALLSYOU (IT'S NOTSILENCED)ASSUMES THATEVERYONE KNOWSNASHVILLENUMBERS ANDWON'TCOMMUNICATEANY OTHER WAYUSE BOTH INEARS? NOPE- I LIKEHEARINGLOSSYOUR TENMINUTES LATETO REHEARSAL -ALWAYS (YOUKNOW WHO YOUARE)YOUR IN EAR PACKDIES, AND YOURUN OFF STAGE INTHE MIDDLE OF ASONG TO CHANGETHE BATTERIESREALIZINGYOU HAVENO GUITARPICKSA STRING SNAPSON YOUR GUITARBUT YOU JUSTPLAY THROUGHBECAUSE THAT'SHOW THE PROS DONEVERCONFIRMSONPLANNINGCENTERYOUR BATTERYDIES IN YOURINSTRUMENT ANDYOU HAVE NO 9VOLTS LEFTBECAUSE YOUPROCRASTINATEGETTING THEMYOURMIC ISTURNEDOFFTHE LOOPTIMUSTRIGGERS THEWRONG SONG -AND YOU PLAYTHAT ONEINSTEADYOU DIDN'TPRINT A CHORDCHART ANDNOW YOU NEEDONE LASTMINUTEYOU CLOSEYOUR EYESTHE WHOLETIME WHENYOU LEAD ASONGPRACTICESMORE THANANYONE - AND ISMORE NERVOUSTHAN ANYONEHOW MANYCOOL CHORDPROGRESSIONSCAN I CREATEDURING THECOMMUNIONUNDERSCORE?ALWAYSDISAPPEARSTHE SNACKS INTHE GREENROOM AREGONE - AND IT'SBECAUSE YOUATE THEM ALLFORGETTINGTO PLUG INYOUR IN EARSSO YOU CANHEAR THE MIXRUNNING ONSTAGE WITHONLY AMINUTE TOSPARE IN THECOUNTDOWNFORGETTINGTO CHANGETHE CAPOFOR THENEXT SONGYOU CAN NEVERHEAR ANYTHING INYOUR IN EAR MIX,BUT YOU HAVE THEMASTER FADERALL THE WAYDOWNCOFFEE ISHORRIBLE FORYOUR VOICE -*DRINKS LOTSOF COFFEERIGHT BEFORESERVICE*THECONFIDENCEMONITOR ISOFF AND YOUARE NOTCONFIDENTREFUSES TOLEARN HOW TOPLAY BAR CHORDSBECAUSE THAT'SWHAT A CAPO WASMADE FORYOU TAKE YOURPHONE ON STAGEWITH YOU - ANDSOMEONE CALLSYOU (IT'S NOTSILENCED)ASSUMES THATEVERYONE KNOWSNASHVILLENUMBERS ANDWON'TCOMMUNICATEANY OTHER WAYUSE BOTH INEARS? NOPE- I LIKEHEARINGLOSSYOUR TENMINUTES LATETO REHEARSAL -ALWAYS (YOUKNOW WHO YOUARE)YOUR IN EAR PACKDIES, AND YOURUN OFF STAGE INTHE MIDDLE OF ASONG TO CHANGETHE BATTERIESREALIZINGYOU HAVENO GUITARPICKSA STRING SNAPSON YOUR GUITARBUT YOU JUSTPLAY THROUGHBECAUSE THAT'SHOW THE PROS DO

Worship Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NEVER CONFIRMS ON PLANNING CENTER
  2. YOUR BATTERY DIES IN YOUR INSTRUMENT AND YOU HAVE NO 9 VOLTS LEFT BECAUSE YOU PROCRASTINATE GETTING THEM
  3. YOUR MIC IS TURNED OFF
  4. THE LOOPTIMUS TRIGGERS THE WRONG SONG - AND YOU PLAY THAT ONE INSTEAD
  5. YOU DIDN'T PRINT A CHORD CHART AND NOW YOU NEED ONE LAST MINUTE
  6. YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES THE WHOLE TIME WHEN YOU LEAD A SONG
  7. PRACTICES MORE THAN ANYONE - AND IS MORE NERVOUS THAN ANYONE
  8. HOW MANY COOL CHORD PROGRESSIONS CAN I CREATE DURING THE COMMUNION UNDERSCORE?
  9. ALWAYS DISAPPEARS
  10. THE SNACKS IN THE GREEN ROOM ARE GONE - AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU ATE THEM ALL
  11. FORGETTING TO PLUG IN YOUR IN EARS SO YOU CAN HEAR THE MIX
  12. RUNNING ON STAGE WITH ONLY A MINUTE TO SPARE IN THE COUNTDOWN
  13. FORGETTING TO CHANGE THE CAPO FOR THE NEXT SONG
  14. YOU CAN NEVER HEAR ANYTHING IN YOUR IN EAR MIX, BUT YOU HAVE THE MASTER FADER ALL THE WAY DOWN
  15. COFFEE IS HORRIBLE FOR YOUR VOICE - *DRINKS LOTS OF COFFEE RIGHT BEFORE SERVICE*
  16. THE CONFIDENCE MONITOR IS OFF AND YOU ARE NOT CONFIDENT
  17. REFUSES TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY BAR CHORDS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A CAPO WAS MADE FOR
  18. YOU TAKE YOUR PHONE ON STAGE WITH YOU - AND SOMEONE CALLS YOU (IT'S NOT SILENCED)
  19. ASSUMES THAT EVERYONE KNOWS NASHVILLE NUMBERS AND WON'T COMMUNICATE ANY OTHER WAY
  20. USE BOTH IN EARS? NOPE - I LIKE HEARING LOSS
  21. YOUR TEN MINUTES LATE TO REHEARSAL - ALWAYS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
  22. YOUR IN EAR PACK DIES, AND YOU RUN OFF STAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG TO CHANGE THE BATTERIES
  23. REALIZING YOU HAVE NO GUITAR PICKS
  24. A STRING SNAPS ON YOUR GUITAR BUT YOU JUST PLAY THROUGH BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE PROS DO