Pooh-pooh tothe Whos!the Grincheven tooktheir last canof Who hashYou're abadbananawith a...greasyblack peel.It started inlow... thenit started togrow.It came withoutribbons!... it camewithout tags!... itcame withoutpackages, boxes,or bags!Your soul isan appallingdump-heap,Santie Claus,why? Why areyou taking ourChristmastree? Why?the Whosdown inWhoville willall cry, "BooHoo."The Grinchgot awonderful,*awful* idea!If I can't*find* areindeer, I'll*make* oneinstead.And he, hehimself, theGrinch -carved theroast beast.but if Santacould do it,then so couldthe Grinch.I must stopChristmasfromcoming... buthow?Tomorrow isChristmas.It's practicallyhere!Every Whodown inWhoville, thetall and thesmall, wassinging,Your brain isfull ofspiders, youhave garlic inyour soulYou havetermites inyour smileStink,stank,stunk!I'll make aquick SantyClaus hatand a coatthe Grinch'ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatdayAll I needis areindeer!It could be,perhaps, thathis shoeswere tootightAnd the one speckof food that he leftin the house wasa crumb that waseven too small fora mouse.That's onething I hate!All the noise,noise, noise,noise!Pooh-pooh tothe Whos!the Grincheven tooktheir last canof Who hashYou're abadbananawith a...greasyblack peel.It started inlow... thenit started togrow.It came withoutribbons!... it camewithout tags!... itcame withoutpackages, boxes,or bags!Your soul isan appallingdump-heap,Santie Claus,why? Why areyou taking ourChristmastree? Why?the Whosdown inWhoville willall cry, "BooHoo."The Grinchgot awonderful,*awful* idea!If I can't*find* areindeer, I'll*make* oneinstead.And he, hehimself, theGrinch -carved theroast beast.but if Santacould do it,then so couldthe Grinch.I must stopChristmasfromcoming... buthow?Tomorrow isChristmas.It's practicallyhere!Every Whodown inWhoville, thetall and thesmall, wassinging,Your brain isfull ofspiders, youhave garlic inyour soulYou havetermites inyour smileStink,stank,stunk!I'll make aquick SantyClaus hatand a coatthe Grinch'ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatdayAll I needis areindeer!It could be,perhaps, thathis shoeswere tootightAnd the one speckof food that he leftin the house wasa crumb that waseven too small fora mouse.That's onething I hate!All the noise,noise, noise,noise!

GRINCH ME! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pooh-pooh to the Whos!
  2. the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash
  3. You're a bad banana with a... greasy black peel.
  4. It started in low... then it started to grow.
  5. It came without ribbons!... it came without tags!... it came without packages, boxes, or bags!
  6. Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
  7. Santie Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?
  8. the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, "Boo Hoo."
  9. The Grinch got a wonderful, *awful* idea!
  10. If I can't *find* a reindeer, I'll *make* one instead.
  11. And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.
  12. but if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
  13. I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?
  14. Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here!
  15. Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, was singing,
  16. Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul
  17. You have termites in your smile
  18. Stink, stank, stunk!
  19. I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat
  20. the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day
  21. All I need is a reindeer!
  22. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight
  23. And the one speck of food that he left in the house was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
  24. That's one thing I hate! All the noise, noise, noise, noise!