I must stopChristmasfromcoming... buthow?You're abadbananawith a...greasyblack peel.Tomorrow isChristmas.It's practicallyhere!You havetermites inyour smileIt came withoutribbons!... it camewithout tags!... itcame withoutpackages, boxes,or bags!Your soul isan appallingdump-heap,but if Santacould do it,then so couldthe Grinch.the Whosdown inWhoville willall cry, "BooHoo."I'll make aquick SantyClaus hatand a coatAnd the one speckof food that he leftin the house wasa crumb that waseven too small fora mouse.Pooh-pooh tothe Whos!the Grincheven tooktheir last canof Who hashEvery Whodown inWhoville, thetall and thesmall, wassinging,If I can't*find* areindeer, I'll*make* oneinstead.the Grinch'ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatdayIt could be,perhaps, thathis shoeswere tootightThat's onething I hate!All the noise,noise, noise,noise!Stink,stank,stunk!All I needis areindeer!Your brain isfull ofspiders, youhave garlic inyour soulIt started inlow... thenit started togrow.And he, hehimself, theGrinch -carved theroast beast.The Grinchgot awonderful,*awful* idea!Santie Claus,why? Why areyou taking ourChristmastree? Why?I must stopChristmasfromcoming... buthow?You're abadbananawith a...greasyblack peel.Tomorrow isChristmas.It's practicallyhere!You havetermites inyour smileIt came withoutribbons!... it camewithout tags!... itcame withoutpackages, boxes,or bags!Your soul isan appallingdump-heap,but if Santacould do it,then so couldthe Grinch.the Whosdown inWhoville willall cry, "BooHoo."I'll make aquick SantyClaus hatand a coatAnd the one speckof food that he leftin the house wasa crumb that waseven too small fora mouse.Pooh-pooh tothe Whos!the Grincheven tooktheir last canof Who hashEvery Whodown inWhoville, thetall and thesmall, wassinging,If I can't*find* areindeer, I'll*make* oneinstead.the Grinch'ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatdayIt could be,perhaps, thathis shoeswere tootightThat's onething I hate!All the noise,noise, noise,noise!Stink,stank,stunk!All I needis areindeer!Your brain isfull ofspiders, youhave garlic inyour soulIt started inlow... thenit started togrow.And he, hehimself, theGrinch -carved theroast beast.The Grinchgot awonderful,*awful* idea!Santie Claus,why? Why areyou taking ourChristmastree? Why?

GRINCH ME! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?
  2. You're a bad banana with a... greasy black peel.
  3. Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here!
  4. You have termites in your smile
  5. It came without ribbons!... it came without tags!... it came without packages, boxes, or bags!
  6. Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
  7. but if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
  8. the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, "Boo Hoo."
  9. I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat
  10. And the one speck of food that he left in the house was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
  11. Pooh-pooh to the Whos!
  12. the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash
  13. Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, was singing,
  14. If I can't *find* a reindeer, I'll *make* one instead.
  15. the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day
  16. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight
  17. That's one thing I hate! All the noise, noise, noise, noise!
  18. Stink, stank, stunk!
  19. All I need is a reindeer!
  20. Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul
  21. It started in low... then it started to grow.
  22. And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.
  23. The Grinch got a wonderful, *awful* idea!
  24. Santie Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?