Your brain isfull ofspiders, youhave garlic inyour soulAnd he, hehimself, theGrinch -carved theroast beast.Santie Claus,why? Why areyou taking ourChristmastree? Why?If I can't*find* areindeer, I'll*make* oneinstead.Your soul isan appallingdump-heap,And they'llplay noisygames likezoozit andkazay,This isstopnumberone!I must stopChristmasfromcoming... buthow?but if Santacould do it,then so couldthe Grinch.the Grinch'ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatdayIt could be,perhaps, thathis shoeswere tootightYou're abadbananawith a...greasyblack peel.Pooh-pooh tothe Whos!I'll make aquick SantyClaus hatand a coatEvery Whodown inWhoville, thetall and thesmall, wassinging,the Whosdown inWhoville willall cry, "BooHoo."It came withoutribbons!... it camewithout tags!... itcame withoutpackages, boxes,or bags!You havetermites inyour smilethe Grincheven tooktheir last canof Who hashThen the Whos,young and old, willsit down to afeast. And they'llfeast, and they'llfeast.That's onething I hate!All the noise,noise, noise,noise!They'll feaston Whopudding andrare Whoroast beast.Hesnarledwith asneer.And the one speckof food that he leftin the house wasa crumb that waseven too small fora mouse.Your brain isfull ofspiders, youhave garlic inyour soulAnd he, hehimself, theGrinch -carved theroast beast.Santie Claus,why? Why areyou taking ourChristmastree? Why?If I can't*find* areindeer, I'll*make* oneinstead.Your soul isan appallingdump-heap,And they'llplay noisygames likezoozit andkazay,This isstopnumberone!I must stopChristmasfromcoming... buthow?but if Santacould do it,then so couldthe Grinch.the Grinch'ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatdayIt could be,perhaps, thathis shoeswere tootightYou're abadbananawith a...greasyblack peel.Pooh-pooh tothe Whos!I'll make aquick SantyClaus hatand a coatEvery Whodown inWhoville, thetall and thesmall, wassinging,the Whosdown inWhoville willall cry, "BooHoo."It came withoutribbons!... it camewithout tags!... itcame withoutpackages, boxes,or bags!You havetermites inyour smilethe Grincheven tooktheir last canof Who hashThen the Whos,young and old, willsit down to afeast. And they'llfeast, and they'llfeast.That's onething I hate!All the noise,noise, noise,noise!They'll feaston Whopudding andrare Whoroast beast.Hesnarledwith asneer.And the one speckof food that he leftin the house wasa crumb that waseven too small fora mouse.

GRINCH ME! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul
  2. And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.
  3. Santie Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?
  4. If I can't *find* a reindeer, I'll *make* one instead.
  5. Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
  6. And they'll play noisy games like zoozit and kazay,
  7. This is stop number one!
  8. I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?
  9. but if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
  10. the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day
  11. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight
  12. You're a bad banana with a... greasy black peel.
  13. Pooh-pooh to the Whos!
  14. I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat
  15. Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, was singing,
  16. the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, "Boo Hoo."
  17. It came without ribbons!... it came without tags!... it came without packages, boxes, or bags!
  18. You have termites in your smile
  19. the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash
  20. Then the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast. And they'll feast, and they'll feast.
  21. That's one thing I hate! All the noise, noise, noise, noise!
  22. They'll feast on Who pudding and rare Who roast beast.
  23. He snarled with a sneer.
  24. And the one speck of food that he left in the house was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.