“I mean… okay…?” Natural 20 The Keeper is mentioned Homestuck gets mentioned At least 5 players show up Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn There is a food other than chips Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way A dragon The TV switches to a screensaver Someone min rolls on damage “Only you can decide” Someone makes a bad pun Don’t start until 7:30 or later Something gets knocked over You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs Someone is talked over 21+ on a Perception/Investigation check A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called 4 or fewer players show up Important rules need explaining No combat happens A potion is consumed 2+ pitchers of water are consumed Someone does schoolwork during the session Someone borrows dice 21+ to hit Natural 1 A dungeon Hurdy- gurdy music 21+ on a charisma- based check Someone brings food A 3rd level or higher spell is cast Someone min rolls on healing A plate is referred to as a blate Corpse looting Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Haggling for a better price Someone plays a video game during the session Lego figures get accidentally knocked over Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles 3 or more people stand up at once Splitting the party Someone is 15+ minutes late Someone forgets how their spell works Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs 3+ different people quoted “Are you sure?” Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM Someone is distracted by their phone Tony leaves the room at least 3 times “Whose turn is it?” Among Us reference Child murder/endangerment Debate over rules Someone rolls with disadvantage Liam rolls a lot of dice at once “You can certainly try” Someone takes notes Math is hard There is a drink other than water Inspiration is given out A combat happens Someone swaps their chair with a different one Someone makes a dice stack A die rolls onto the floor Aries’ parasite hurts a player Off-topic for 10+ minutes Talking your way out of combat Someone drops to 0 HP Message or telepathy is used Something goes wrong with the music A plan goes horribly wrong Reference to a previous campaign Sarah Jean has to add on her fingers/a calculator Someone rolls with advantage “I mean… okay…?” Natural 20 The Keeper is mentioned Homestuck gets mentioned At least 5 players show up Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn There is a food other than chips Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way A dragon The TV switches to a screensaver Someone min rolls on damage “Only you can decide” Someone makes a bad pun Don’t start until 7:30 or later Something gets knocked over You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs Someone is talked over 21+ on a Perception/Investigation check A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called 4 or fewer players show up Important rules need explaining No combat happens A potion is consumed 2+ pitchers of water are consumed Someone does schoolwork during the session Someone borrows dice 21+ to hit Natural 1 A dungeon Hurdy- gurdy music 21+ on a charisma- based check Someone brings food A 3rd level or higher spell is cast Someone min rolls on healing A plate is referred to as a blate Corpse looting Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Haggling for a better price Someone plays a video game during the session Lego figures get accidentally knocked over Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles 3 or more people stand up at once Splitting the party Someone is 15+ minutes late Someone forgets how their spell works Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs 3+ different people quoted “Are you sure?” Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM Someone is distracted by their phone Tony leaves the room at least 3 times “Whose turn is it?” Among Us reference Child murder/endangerment Debate over rules Someone rolls with disadvantage Liam rolls a lot of dice at once “You can certainly try” Someone takes notes Math is hard There is a drink other than water Inspiration is given out A combat happens Someone swaps their chair with a different one Someone makes a dice stack A die rolls onto the floor Aries’ parasite hurts a player Off-topic for 10+ minutes Talking your way out of combat Someone drops to 0 HP Message or telepathy is used Something goes wrong with the music A plan goes horribly wrong Reference to a previous campaign Sarah Jean has to add on her fingers/a calculator Someone rolls with advantage
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“I mean… okay…?”
Natural 20
The Keeper is mentioned
Homestuck gets mentioned
At least 5 players show up
Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn
There is a food other than chips
Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way
A dragon
The TV switches to a screensaver
Someone min rolls on damage
“Only you can decide”
Someone makes a bad pun
Don’t start until 7:30 or later
Something gets knocked over
You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs
Someone is talked over
21+ on a Perception/Investigation check
A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea
Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called
4 or fewer players show up
Important rules need explaining
No combat happens
A potion is consumed
2+ pitchers of water are consumed
Someone does schoolwork during the session
Someone borrows dice
21+ to hit
Natural 1
A dungeon
Hurdy-gurdy music
21+ on a charisma-based check
Someone brings food
A 3rd level or higher spell is cast
Someone min rolls on healing
A plate is referred to as a blate
Corpse looting
Someone cancels at 6:30 or later
Haggling for a better price
Someone plays a video game during the session
Lego figures get accidentally knocked over
Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles
3 or more people stand up at once
Splitting the party
Someone is 15+ minutes late
Someone forgets how their spell works
Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs
3+ different people quoted
“Are you sure?”
Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM
Someone is distracted by their phone
Tony leaves the room at least 3 times
“Whose turn is it?”
Among Us reference
Child murder/endangerment
Debate over rules
Someone rolls with disadvantage
Liam rolls a lot of dice at once
“You can certainly try”
Someone takes notes
Math is hard
There is a drink other than water
Inspiration is given out
A combat happens
Someone swaps their chair with a different one
Someone makes a dice stack
A die rolls onto the floor
Aries’ parasite hurts a player
Off-topic for 10+ minutes
Talking your way out of combat
Someone drops to 0 HP
Message or telepathy is used
Something goes wrong with the music
A plan goes horribly wrong
Reference to a previous campaign
Sarah Jean has to add on her fingers/a calculator
Someone rolls with advantage
