Someone makes a bad pun Someone forgets how their spell works Math is hard Lego figures get accidentally knocked over Homestuck gets mentioned Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called “Whose turn is it?” No combat happens Someone is distracted by their phone Talking your way out of combat Haggling for a better price There is a food other than chips Don’t start until 7:30 or later Someone does schoolwork during the session Something goes wrong with the music 21+ on a Perception/Investigation check Someone borrows dice Someone rolls with advantage Inspiration is given out A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea A plate is referred to as a blate A die rolls onto the floor 2+ pitchers of water are consumed Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM Someone takes notes “You can certainly try” Natural 20 Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs Child murder/endangerment At least 5 players show up Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way Important rules need explaining Off-topic for 10+ minutes Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles Someone is 15+ minutes late 3+ different people quoted Someone is talked over A plan goes horribly wrong Reference to a previous campaign Someone rolls with disadvantage A dragon Sarah Jean has to add on her fingers/a calculator Someone makes a dice stack A dungeon You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs Tony leaves the room at least 3 times Message or telepathy is used A combat happens A 3rd level or higher spell is cast Natural 1 Someone min rolls on healing “I mean… okay…?” Someone min rolls on damage A potion is consumed The TV switches to a screensaver Hurdy- gurdy music 21+ to hit 3 or more people stand up at once “Are you sure?” Debate over rules 4 or fewer players show up The Keeper is mentioned Among Us reference Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Someone drops to 0 HP Aries’ parasite hurts a player Someone brings food There is a drink other than water Someone swaps their chair with a different one 21+ on a charisma- based check Something gets knocked over Someone plays a video game during the session Liam rolls a lot of dice at once Corpse looting “Only you can decide” Splitting the party Someone makes a bad pun Someone forgets how their spell works Math is hard Lego figures get accidentally knocked over Homestuck gets mentioned Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called “Whose turn is it?” No combat happens Someone is distracted by their phone Talking your way out of combat Haggling for a better price There is a food other than chips Don’t start until 7:30 or later Someone does schoolwork during the session Something goes wrong with the music 21+ on a Perception/Investigation check Someone borrows dice Someone rolls with advantage Inspiration is given out A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea A plate is referred to as a blate A die rolls onto the floor 2+ pitchers of water are consumed Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM Someone takes notes “You can certainly try” Natural 20 Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs Child murder/endangerment At least 5 players show up Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way Important rules need explaining Off-topic for 10+ minutes Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles Someone is 15+ minutes late 3+ different people quoted Someone is talked over A plan goes horribly wrong Reference to a previous campaign Someone rolls with disadvantage A dragon Sarah Jean has to add on her fingers/a calculator Someone makes a dice stack A dungeon You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs Tony leaves the room at least 3 times Message or telepathy is used A combat happens A 3rd level or higher spell is cast Natural 1 Someone min rolls on healing “I mean… okay…?” Someone min rolls on damage A potion is consumed The TV switches to a screensaver Hurdy- gurdy music 21+ to hit 3 or more people stand up at once “Are you sure?” Debate over rules 4 or fewer players show up The Keeper is mentioned Among Us reference Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Someone drops to 0 HP Aries’ parasite hurts a player Someone brings food There is a drink other than water Someone swaps their chair with a different one 21+ on a charisma- based check Something gets knocked over Someone plays a video game during the session Liam rolls a lot of dice at once Corpse looting “Only you can decide” Splitting the party
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Someone makes a bad pun
Someone forgets how their spell works
Math is hard
Lego figures get accidentally knocked over
Homestuck gets mentioned
Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called
“Whose turn is it?”
No combat happens
Someone is distracted by their phone
Talking your way out of combat
Haggling for a better price
There is a food other than chips
Don’t start until 7:30 or later
Someone does schoolwork during the session
Something goes wrong with the music
21+ on a Perception/Investigation check
Someone borrows dice
Someone rolls with advantage
Inspiration is given out
A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea
A plate is referred to as a blate
A die rolls onto the floor
2+ pitchers of water are consumed
Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM
Someone takes notes
“You can certainly try”
Natural 20
Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs
Child murder/endangerment
At least 5 players show up
Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn
Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way
Important rules need explaining
Off-topic for 10+ minutes
Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles
Someone is 15+ minutes late
3+ different people quoted
Someone is talked over
A plan goes horribly wrong
Reference to a previous campaign
Someone rolls with disadvantage
A dragon
Sarah Jean has to add on her fingers/a calculator
Someone makes a dice stack
A dungeon
You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs
Tony leaves the room at least 3 times
Message or telepathy is used
A combat happens
A 3rd level or higher spell is cast
Natural 1
Someone min rolls on healing
“I mean… okay…?”
Someone min rolls on damage
A potion is consumed
The TV switches to a screensaver
Hurdy-gurdy music
21+ to hit
3 or more people stand up at once
“Are you sure?”
Debate over rules
4 or fewer players show up
The Keeper is mentioned
Among Us reference
Someone cancels at 6:30 or later
Someone drops to 0 HP
Aries’ parasite hurts a player
Someone brings food
There is a drink other than water
Someone swaps their chair with a different one
21+ on a charisma-based check
Something gets knocked over
Someone plays a video game during the session
Liam rolls a lot of dice at once
Corpse looting
“Only you can decide”
Splitting the party
