Joel pointlesslykills the nursesin the operatingroomEllie is draggedout of the hospitalby Joel kickingandscreaming/offeringsome resistanceJoel shootssome dogs forgood measure,maybe ahorse/zebra tooNo mention ofaudio/othermaterials revealingthe Fireflies areincompetent idiotsFireflies havesome kind of realplan in place tomanufacture anddistribute the cureSurgeon putsdown thescalpel/doesn'thold the scalpel atJoel and he killshim anywayEllie consents totheoperation/Joelknows that sheconsented to theoperationFireflies payJoel/are niceto Joel andhe kills themanywayProducing acure with Ellie'sbrain goes frombeing a "maybe"to a certaintyThey skipthe giraffesceneentirelyJoel guns downFirefliesindiscriminately/gunsdown unarmedFirefliesThe Firefliesnever knockJoel outJoel isn't walkedout at gunpointand he kills theFirefly escortinghim anywayThe cure somehownot only vaccinatespeople but activelyreverses infection insomerunners/stalkersmaybeThe Fireflies' medicalcapabilities areportrayed as beingmore sophisticated incomparison to theshithole hospital theyoperate out of in thegameJoel hasanotherPTSD panicattack andhulks outJoel pointlesslykills the nursesin the operatingroomEllie is draggedout of the hospitalby Joel kickingandscreaming/offeringsome resistanceJoel shootssome dogs forgood measure,maybe ahorse/zebra tooNo mention ofaudio/othermaterials revealingthe Fireflies areincompetent idiotsFireflies havesome kind of realplan in place tomanufacture anddistribute the cureSurgeon putsdown thescalpel/doesn'thold the scalpel atJoel and he killshim anywayEllie consents totheoperation/Joelknows that sheconsented to theoperationFireflies payJoel/are niceto Joel andhe kills themanywayProducing acure with Ellie'sbrain goes frombeing a "maybe"to a certaintyThey skipthe giraffesceneentirelyJoel guns downFirefliesindiscriminately/gunsdown unarmedFirefliesThe Firefliesnever knockJoel outJoel isn't walkedout at gunpointand he kills theFirefly escortinghim anywayThe cure somehownot only vaccinatespeople but activelyreverses infection insomerunners/stalkersmaybeThe Fireflies' medicalcapabilities areportrayed as beingmore sophisticated incomparison to theshithole hospital theyoperate out of in thegameJoel hasanotherPTSD panicattack andhulks out

"HBO's Character Assassination of Joel Miller" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Joel pointlessly kills the nurses in the operating room
  2. Ellie is dragged out of the hospital by Joel kicking and screaming/offering some resistance
  3. Joel shoots some dogs for good measure, maybe a horse/zebra too
  4. No mention of audio/other materials revealing the Fireflies are incompetent idiots
  5. Fireflies have some kind of real plan in place to manufacture and distribute the cure
  6. Surgeon puts down the scalpel/doesn't hold the scalpel at Joel and he kills him anyway
  7. Ellie consents to the operation/Joel knows that she consented to the operation
  8. Fireflies pay Joel/are nice to Joel and he kills them anyway
  9. Producing a cure with Ellie's brain goes from being a "maybe" to a certainty
  10. They skip the giraffe scene entirely
  11. Joel guns down Fireflies indiscriminately/guns down unarmed Fireflies
  12. The Fireflies never knock Joel out
  13. Joel isn't walked out at gunpoint and he kills the Firefly escorting him anyway
  14. The cure somehow not only vaccinates people but actively reverses infection in some runners/stalkers maybe
  15. The Fireflies' medical capabilities are portrayed as being more sophisticated in comparison to the shithole hospital they operate out of in the game
  16. Joel has another PTSD panic attack and hulks out