They skipthe giraffesceneentirelyJoel pointlesslykills the nursesin the operatingroomJoel guns downFirefliesindiscriminately/gunsdown unarmedFirefliesFireflies havesome kind of realplan in place tomanufacture anddistribute the cureJoel hasanotherPTSD panicattack andhulks outJoel shootssome dogs forgood measure,maybe ahorse/zebra tooProducing acure with Ellie'sbrain goes frombeing a "maybe"to a certaintyNo mention ofaudio/othermaterials revealingthe Fireflies areincompetent idiotsThe Fireflies' medicalcapabilities areportrayed as beingmore sophisticated incomparison to theshithole hospital theyoperate out of in thegameThe Firefliesnever knockJoel outEllie is draggedout of the hospitalby Joel kickingandscreaming/offeringsome resistanceThe cure somehownot only vaccinatespeople but activelyreverses infection insomerunners/stalkersmaybeEllie consents totheoperation/Joelknows that sheconsented to theoperationSurgeon putsdown thescalpel/doesn'thold the scalpel atJoel and he killshim anywayFireflies payJoel/are niceto Joel andhe kills themanywayJoel isn't walkedout at gunpointand he kills theFirefly escortinghim anywayThey skipthe giraffesceneentirelyJoel pointlesslykills the nursesin the operatingroomJoel guns downFirefliesindiscriminately/gunsdown unarmedFirefliesFireflies havesome kind of realplan in place tomanufacture anddistribute the cureJoel hasanotherPTSD panicattack andhulks outJoel shootssome dogs forgood measure,maybe ahorse/zebra tooProducing acure with Ellie'sbrain goes frombeing a "maybe"to a certaintyNo mention ofaudio/othermaterials revealingthe Fireflies areincompetent idiotsThe Fireflies' medicalcapabilities areportrayed as beingmore sophisticated incomparison to theshithole hospital theyoperate out of in thegameThe Firefliesnever knockJoel outEllie is draggedout of the hospitalby Joel kickingandscreaming/offeringsome resistanceThe cure somehownot only vaccinatespeople but activelyreverses infection insomerunners/stalkersmaybeEllie consents totheoperation/Joelknows that sheconsented to theoperationSurgeon putsdown thescalpel/doesn'thold the scalpel atJoel and he killshim anywayFireflies payJoel/are niceto Joel andhe kills themanywayJoel isn't walkedout at gunpointand he kills theFirefly escortinghim anyway

"HBO's Character Assassination of Joel Miller" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They skip the giraffe scene entirely
  2. Joel pointlessly kills the nurses in the operating room
  3. Joel guns down Fireflies indiscriminately/guns down unarmed Fireflies
  4. Fireflies have some kind of real plan in place to manufacture and distribute the cure
  5. Joel has another PTSD panic attack and hulks out
  6. Joel shoots some dogs for good measure, maybe a horse/zebra too
  7. Producing a cure with Ellie's brain goes from being a "maybe" to a certainty
  8. No mention of audio/other materials revealing the Fireflies are incompetent idiots
  9. The Fireflies' medical capabilities are portrayed as being more sophisticated in comparison to the shithole hospital they operate out of in the game
  10. The Fireflies never knock Joel out
  11. Ellie is dragged out of the hospital by Joel kicking and screaming/offering some resistance
  12. The cure somehow not only vaccinates people but actively reverses infection in some runners/stalkers maybe
  13. Ellie consents to the operation/Joel knows that she consented to the operation
  14. Surgeon puts down the scalpel/doesn't hold the scalpel at Joel and he kills him anyway
  15. Fireflies pay Joel/are nice to Joel and he kills them anyway
  16. Joel isn't walked out at gunpoint and he kills the Firefly escorting him anyway