The cure somehownot only vaccinatespeople but activelyreverses infection insomerunners/stalkersmaybeFireflies payJoel/are niceto Joel andhe kills themanywayThey skipthe giraffesceneentirelyJoel guns downFirefliesindiscriminately/gunsdown unarmedFirefliesProducing acure with Ellie'sbrain goes frombeing a "maybe"to a certaintyEllie consents totheoperation/Joelknows that sheconsented to theoperationJoel isn't walkedout at gunpointand he kills theFirefly escortinghim anywayJoel shootssome dogs forgood measure,maybe ahorse/zebra tooThe Firefliesnever knockJoel outJoel hasanotherPTSD panicattack andhulks outJoel pointlesslykills the nursesin the operatingroomThe Fireflies' medicalcapabilities areportrayed as beingmore sophisticated incomparison to theshithole hospital theyoperate out of in thegameSurgeon putsdown thescalpel/doesn'thold the scalpel atJoel and he killshim anywayEllie is draggedout of the hospitalby Joel kickingandscreaming/offeringsome resistanceNo mention ofaudio/othermaterials revealingthe Fireflies areincompetent idiotsFireflies havesome kind of realplan in place tomanufacture anddistribute the cureThe cure somehownot only vaccinatespeople but activelyreverses infection insomerunners/stalkersmaybeFireflies payJoel/are niceto Joel andhe kills themanywayThey skipthe giraffesceneentirelyJoel guns downFirefliesindiscriminately/gunsdown unarmedFirefliesProducing acure with Ellie'sbrain goes frombeing a "maybe"to a certaintyEllie consents totheoperation/Joelknows that sheconsented to theoperationJoel isn't walkedout at gunpointand he kills theFirefly escortinghim anywayJoel shootssome dogs forgood measure,maybe ahorse/zebra tooThe Firefliesnever knockJoel outJoel hasanotherPTSD panicattack andhulks outJoel pointlesslykills the nursesin the operatingroomThe Fireflies' medicalcapabilities areportrayed as beingmore sophisticated incomparison to theshithole hospital theyoperate out of in thegameSurgeon putsdown thescalpel/doesn'thold the scalpel atJoel and he killshim anywayEllie is draggedout of the hospitalby Joel kickingandscreaming/offeringsome resistanceNo mention ofaudio/othermaterials revealingthe Fireflies areincompetent idiotsFireflies havesome kind of realplan in place tomanufacture anddistribute the cure

"HBO's Character Assassination of Joel Miller" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The cure somehow not only vaccinates people but actively reverses infection in some runners/stalkers maybe
  2. Fireflies pay Joel/are nice to Joel and he kills them anyway
  3. They skip the giraffe scene entirely
  4. Joel guns down Fireflies indiscriminately/guns down unarmed Fireflies
  5. Producing a cure with Ellie's brain goes from being a "maybe" to a certainty
  6. Ellie consents to the operation/Joel knows that she consented to the operation
  7. Joel isn't walked out at gunpoint and he kills the Firefly escorting him anyway
  8. Joel shoots some dogs for good measure, maybe a horse/zebra too
  9. The Fireflies never knock Joel out
  10. Joel has another PTSD panic attack and hulks out
  11. Joel pointlessly kills the nurses in the operating room
  12. The Fireflies' medical capabilities are portrayed as being more sophisticated in comparison to the shithole hospital they operate out of in the game
  13. Surgeon puts down the scalpel/doesn't hold the scalpel at Joel and he kills him anyway
  14. Ellie is dragged out of the hospital by Joel kicking and screaming/offering some resistance
  15. No mention of audio/other materials revealing the Fireflies are incompetent idiots
  16. Fireflies have some kind of real plan in place to manufacture and distribute the cure