Fireflies havesome kind of realplan in place tomanufacture anddistribute the cureThey skipthe giraffesceneentirelyJoel shootssome dogs forgood measure,maybe ahorse/zebra tooJoel hasanotherPTSD panicattack andhulks outThe Firefliesnever knockJoel outJoel isn't walkedout at gunpointand he kills theFirefly escortinghim anywayJoel pointlesslykills the nursesin the operatingroomThe cure somehownot only vaccinatespeople but activelyreverses infection insomerunners/stalkersmaybeSurgeon putsdown thescalpel/doesn'thold the scalpel atJoel and he killshim anywayJoel guns downFirefliesindiscriminately/gunsdown unarmedFirefliesThe Fireflies' medicalcapabilities areportrayed as beingmore sophisticated incomparison to theshithole hospital theyoperate out of in thegameNo mention ofaudio/othermaterials revealingthe Fireflies areincompetent idiotsEllie consents totheoperation/Joelknows that sheconsented to theoperationProducing acure with Ellie'sbrain goes frombeing a "maybe"to a certaintyFireflies payJoel/are niceto Joel andhe kills themanywayEllie is draggedout of the hospitalby Joel kickingandscreaming/offeringsome resistanceFireflies havesome kind of realplan in place tomanufacture anddistribute the cureThey skipthe giraffesceneentirelyJoel shootssome dogs forgood measure,maybe ahorse/zebra tooJoel hasanotherPTSD panicattack andhulks outThe Firefliesnever knockJoel outJoel isn't walkedout at gunpointand he kills theFirefly escortinghim anywayJoel pointlesslykills the nursesin the operatingroomThe cure somehownot only vaccinatespeople but activelyreverses infection insomerunners/stalkersmaybeSurgeon putsdown thescalpel/doesn'thold the scalpel atJoel and he killshim anywayJoel guns downFirefliesindiscriminately/gunsdown unarmedFirefliesThe Fireflies' medicalcapabilities areportrayed as beingmore sophisticated incomparison to theshithole hospital theyoperate out of in thegameNo mention ofaudio/othermaterials revealingthe Fireflies areincompetent idiotsEllie consents totheoperation/Joelknows that sheconsented to theoperationProducing acure with Ellie'sbrain goes frombeing a "maybe"to a certaintyFireflies payJoel/are niceto Joel andhe kills themanywayEllie is draggedout of the hospitalby Joel kickingandscreaming/offeringsome resistance

"HBO's Character Assassination of Joel Miller" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fireflies have some kind of real plan in place to manufacture and distribute the cure
  2. They skip the giraffe scene entirely
  3. Joel shoots some dogs for good measure, maybe a horse/zebra too
  4. Joel has another PTSD panic attack and hulks out
  5. The Fireflies never knock Joel out
  6. Joel isn't walked out at gunpoint and he kills the Firefly escorting him anyway
  7. Joel pointlessly kills the nurses in the operating room
  8. The cure somehow not only vaccinates people but actively reverses infection in some runners/stalkers maybe
  9. Surgeon puts down the scalpel/doesn't hold the scalpel at Joel and he kills him anyway
  10. Joel guns down Fireflies indiscriminately/guns down unarmed Fireflies
  11. The Fireflies' medical capabilities are portrayed as being more sophisticated in comparison to the shithole hospital they operate out of in the game
  12. No mention of audio/other materials revealing the Fireflies are incompetent idiots
  13. Ellie consents to the operation/Joel knows that she consented to the operation
  14. Producing a cure with Ellie's brain goes from being a "maybe" to a certainty
  15. Fireflies pay Joel/are nice to Joel and he kills them anyway
  16. Ellie is dragged out of the hospital by Joel kicking and screaming/offering some resistance