(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“this is just such a fucked up situation”
“i didn’t mean to it just happened”
the victim “now i feel like an asshole”
“(some external thing) is going to change so i am too (in the near future)”
“well i was trying to do something nice for you”
“all my friends were doing it so”
“i can’t make you not feel like that”
random fucking bullshit
“i thought you’d be mad if i…” (still chose wrong)
redo request “I promise i’m gonna make it up to you”
any mention of the word “Time Machine”
“i thought it’d be better if i didn’t tell you”
*acts like a legitimate alien discovering communication for the first time*
“i had fraternal duties”
“(the boys worst friend) agreed with me”
“i didn’t think it was that big of a deal”
“wow i’m such a terrible person. just call me a criminal”
